It’s Summer House recap Monday! The zoo is slowly on the mend. Shall we take all the good will from Easter/Passover and give grace to our favorite heathens? NOPE. What fun would that be? Let’s get judgy as shit and begin! We pick up at the winery with Lindsay and Amanda talking. Lindsay is telling Amanda that she’s ok. Amanda feels like it’s a cry for help. Andrea is telling Paige that he’s not just a piece of hot man meat. Underneath his HOT exterior lies a man with feelings and heart, damn it! Paige pretends to care. Lindsay calls Ahmed, which is a disaster. I really like Lindsay but damn. Poor Ahmed never stood a chance. Everyone goes out to a club. Even Mya! Everyone except for Paige and Ciara that is. The gang has a blast. Ciara and Paige are morphing into the bed at this point.
Pre-Nupping It Up
Hell has frozen over y’all. Ciara used a Lysol wipe to clean an actual surface in the house. It’s an Easter/Passover miracle! Ciara is having a quarter life crisis. She isn’t sure if she wants to continue nursing. Paige and Ciara do an Access Hollywood segment. Paige touts “tennis court chic that has comfortbility”. TT, that’s not a typo lol. Amanda and Kyle are talking about the wedding. Phew, Amanda is sheltered as hell when it comes to money. Her father handles her finances with multiple accounts. Who does that, especially at her age? They must be BIG rich. I’m shocked her father didn’t insist on a pre-nup to begin with! Amanda’s parents come to the apartment to discuss the wedding. Her dad is less than thrilled about the amount of work that still needs to be done. He looks like an older Kyle, doesn’t he? Creepy.
Older Kyle asks them point blank if they’re ready to be married. Kyle fillabusts the answer but clearly they’re not. Kyle is in a lot of debt. Then, Kyle brings up the pre-nup. Her father wants to talk to an attorney about it. Her dad is trying to drive the point home that when you marry, accounts mesh together. It’s not his or hers, it’s ours. That leads me to a question: do couples who live together or who are married do that? In my marriage I have my account, Husby has his and we have a shared bills account. Are we not doing it right? Oh, Amanda’s grandpa has a trust that has to be considered in all of this. BIG RICH. Amanda jokes about hiding money. Her dad doesn’t find it funny. Can we have a spinoff about all THIS? We would totally watch Big Rich Jersey!
Hot Hubbs Summer Forever!
Everyone returns to the Hamptons for the final weekend. They go to a cute restaurant for a group dinner. Kyle and Amanda are upset because their florist canceled their order three weeks before the wedding. Kyle is freaking out. Amanda nags Kyle about his drinking. Has she done anything for the wedding? At the table, the conversation turns to Lindsay. She gives no fucks about anything these people say to her. Lindsay says this is her best summer. Kyle reminds her in front of everyone that she had a miscarriage. As if she’s forgotten. To her credit, Lindsay remained calm and cool. The same can’t be said for Kyle and Amanda. Kyle has been visibly upset since the car ride to the restaurant. Amanda seems to be in another world. Kyle loses it when everyone is having side conversations as Poor Luke is trying to talk about his date.
Paige tells Lindsay that there’s a dating double standard between men and women. Paige, who judges Lindsay the most. Total hypocrite. Amanda is crying. Mya and Ciara are talking. Kyle has enough and slams his fist on the table to shut everyone up. Amanda cries and storms off. Kyle and Paige argue when Paige calls Kyle the dictator of the table. Then, Kyle storms off. Kyle is feeling the weight of the world on his shoulders. Paige tells the table that he’s a psychopath when he’s angry. She can’t understand why Amanda is marrying him.
Kyle comes back to the table to apologize. He says he’s in a lawsuit, he’s got lots of stuff going on with Loverboy, the florist canceled on them and his friend Luke was just trying to tell a story. He gets angry again which prompts him to storm away. Again. We end with TO BE CONTINUED.
Party In The Comment Section!
There is no trailer for next week’s Summer House recap. Boo! I’m sorry I was MIA in the comments last week. I read every single one but honestly was too sick to reply. This week is better. I promise to not only read but respond this week to the comments. Let’s do this because I know y’all have LOTS of to say about it!