Well for tonight’s RHOJ Recap, we are all back in Nashville. It seems that Margaret was telling the truth about Teresa being sent to a hotel by production to cool off. She will be rejoining the group for dinner tonight. Really? Dinner? Dinner is not her best situation. No one is looking forward to that.
We begin tonight the morning after Teresa Giudice’s most recent assault on Margaret. Everyone rehashes the night before. Dolores and Frank start making breakfast for everyone. Jennifer continues to stick up for Teresa. Traci looks twelve years old without her makeup. Joe and Dolores also try to support Teresa. Joe says if Teresa gets physical at dinner he will contain her and walk her out.
Frank Gets A New Set Of Balls
All the guys except for Tiki go on a pontoon boat with plenty of Tequila. Tiki had to work. Louie say that he has never seen Teresa get so angry. Joe Gorga gave Frank a dildo. Frank put it on and Joe cut the dick off and told him now he has balls. These guys are weird. They take shots out of the penis part. The guys come back to the house and they are completely shit-faced. Bill can barely walk. He’s not used to all the day drinking. Frank passes out in the bed. None of them are going to be in any shape for dinner.
All the women except for Dolores and Teresa go to record a country song. Dolores decided to try and go tame the beast before dinner instead. There is a songwriter there trying to write an original song about the “friend group.” The song is apparently going to be called, “Lady Drama.” I don’t understand the actual title of the show. What’s with the “Mama” part? The only one that can sing is Melissa. The rest of them are sort of chanting.
Meanwhile, Dolores and Teresa go shopping. Dolores tries to get Teresa to apologize to Margaret but she has no plans to do that. She might apologize to the group. But, Teresa is as bad as Ramona when it comes to making apologies. We shall see. Back at the house, the other ladies are all nervous about Teresa coming to dinner. So this is going to be interesting.
The Main Event
Literally everyone in this group is getting along except for Teresa. Then, Dolores says that Teresa is probably not going to apologize. But first, the line dancer instructor tries to teach them a line dance. It doesn’t go well. Melissa is the only one with any rhythm. Then they play the song. It’s better I thought, but still awful. Teresa says in a talking head that she never starts the drama. It’s all Margaret. Finally, it’s time for some BBQ. Teresa apologizes to “the group” and says that is not usually how she acts. Really? That is exactly how she acts. She also excuses her behavior by saying that she just loves Louie so much and when someone is hurting him, they are hurting her.
Then, she says that she was provoked. Lots of them told Teresa that was very nice. Margaret asks her husband, “Was that an apology? She said I provoked it.” Traci agrees with Margaret and says she just gave excuses. Jennifer stupidly tells Teresa that Margaret is not happy with the apology. Then, Teresa body shames Margaret for eating dinner the night before. Teresa apparently did not eat. Dolores then says “She always eats dinner.” They just can’t stop body shaming Margaret who is a perfectly normal size. Jackie confronts Teresa about the body shaming. Teresa starts getting heated again. Teresa tells Melissa to tell Margaret to shut the fuck up. Margaret, Bill, Jackie and Evan get up and leave the table. So does Dolores. Then, Teresa tells Louie they are leaving.
Next week is the finale! YAY! It looks like Louie gets pissed at Joe Gorga for asking about the abuse allegations. I guess I will watch this stupid WWHL and let you know if anything interesting happens.