BY: POPCULTUREKELLY
Y’all, I am so sick for this Summer House recap. It’s not the vid but it’s just as nasty. Unfortunately this will be a short recap. Maybe it will be better because not much happened, yet much to discuss. There was a beautiful beach picnic that Robert and Danielle put on. Lobster rolls, shrimp, gorgeous charcuterie. No one ruined it by fighting, which was lovely.
The Best Summer Of Lindsay’s Life
The gang go to a winery in Amanda’s favorite thing: a party bus. We’re treated to flashbacks of drunk Kyle and sociopath Jordan. At the winery, Andrea is in his feels about Lexi. Paige tries to make herself a victim by saying that she feels used by him. Really. She, who proudly slept with friends Andrea and Craig at the same time, feels used? Get the fuck out of here. Andrea feels hurt by Paige and Craig still. Naturally, Paige dismisses it. Lindsay defends Andrea, which sets off Ciara, Paige and Amanda. I believe Amanda is coming from a good place when she asks Lindsay if she is covering up for something by having feelings for all these different men. HOWEVER. Paige and Ciara are not. They clearly don’t like Lindsay but are unable to shut the fuck up about it. It’s getting hard to watch.
Click Here For More Summer House Recaps
Amanda takes Lindsay aside for a talk. Lindsay is too drunk to be receptive. Lindsay is adamant that she’s happy. Amanda tells Lindsay that she almost had a family. Isn’t she sad about that? Ok so now we now everyone knows about the miscarriage. (If Amanda knows, the girls all know). I will never forget how, during the fight at the table, Paige made a comment to Lindsay about having a baby and life with whomever she wants. Lindsay’s head whipped back like she was slapped. I wasn’t sure if Paige knew about the miscarriage or not, but I can assume now she did know. With that, the slut shaming and the therapy comments, Paige needs to shut the fuck up. The whole mean girl thing is getting super old. I do think Amanda is genuinely concerned for Lindsay. It just wasn’t the time or place to discuss it.
PCK takeaways from this episode.
- Paige is the worst.
- Ciara is second worst.
- Carl is falling in love with Lindsay
- Andrea is hot but has feelings too!
- Robert can cook!
- Amanda should break away from the mean girl clique.
- Does Amanda realize that a prenup will protect her as well? She needs it more than Kyle does!
- Alex doesn’t offer much but seems more relaxed around the gang.
Let me know if you agree or disagree in comments!
Next week on Summer House recap: The gang throws a prom. Kyle and Amanda talk to Amanda’s parents about the prenup. Kyle loses it at dinner. Paige seems to instigate and revel in it. Mya and Lala are on WWHL. Super quick recap on that. Mya is still with Oliver! They’re a gorgeous couple. She still doesn’t think Craig is boyfriend material. Hmmmm. She seems to be good friends with all the girls, which is nice to see. Mya blames Austen 100% for the whole Lindsay/Ciara/Austen drama. Lala seems closest to Scheana and Katie. I have to google what “parallel parenting” is as that is what she and Randall are doing. I’m done. Sorry everyone I really tried. I hope this is somewhat cohesive reading.
Paige is a hypocrite. She’s clearly the Regina George and knows it. Whatever she thinks, the other girls think.
I’m sick of Ciara making herself the victim with Austen. Girl – you were a vacation hookup. He specifically told you he did not want to continue after the show. Yet she acts like such a victim.
Paige and Ciara need to go. Neither are funny. Both are rude, mean girls. And I agree, the show is not what it used to be. Hard to watch now.
Yes!
The show is definitely hard to watch now. Loved it when it first came out. Paige and Ciara definitely have to go. They’re lazy and don’t do anything to help in the house. Ciara is a slob. Her apartment is even a mess. I wouldn’t want her nursing me either. She dididn’even know what a lobotomy was.. Time for some fresh faces, at least 2. Oh, and Kyle needs to grow up and stop acting like a teenager. He’s married now and with a business.
Didn’t even I meant.
I don’t understand the big deal about Ciara not knowing what a lobotomy is/was. Those of us who do know are much older than she is, as I am reasonably sure they aren’t performed anymore. Not worth criticizing her over IMO. Ciara just seems very sad to me. She’s at a crossroads in her life, not sure what she wants to do to make money and no man in her life that’s worthy of a good woman. She clearly falls for the wrong guys…wonder about her relationship with her father.
I’m sick of how Kyle uses any tree or bush as his personal toilet. And he always seems to have his hand on his d**k. He pees and goes about his business without washing his hands. He’s just so gross to me. Sorry y’all.
I hope you and your zoo feel better soon! Thanks for giving us a recap even though you are feeling poorly. xoxox ~tt
I hope you and your zoo feel better soon! Thanks for giving us a recap even though you are feeling poorly. xoxox ~tt
Thanks for the recap, PCK! Now I have to go back to the table fight to see when Paige made that comment to Lindsay. I totally agree (and couldn’t believe!) that Paige actually tried to play the victim with Andrea. She’s ridiculous! Still can’t stand Ciara. Having said that, I don’t mind them continuing to be on the show. They are somewhat entertaining.
I can’t stand the way that Paige and Ciara act like spoiled princesses and no nothing to help out or clean the house. I though Hannah was bad …
I hope Paige moves to Charleston and Southern Charm. Those steel magnolias will put her in her Bless Yore Little Heart place.
I really hope if Danielle and Robert move there, they can oust Austen and Leva.
Maybe if Robert cooks for Pat Altschul that would seal the deal.
I love Mya, she was great on WWHL. I hope she is back next season.
Sayonara, Ciara.
i just want to say i love this comment! Bless her heart 🙂
Me too I love her on WWHL. Even Lala wasn’t that bad.
I don’t understand how those two can get away with NEVER cleaning up. Why do the others let them get away with it? Maybe they pay more to not clean. I would think the whole house would be on their asses about it. They do think they’re princesses, don’t they? YUCKO.
I forgot to say GREAT RECAP!
I agree with 1-6.
I wish Amanda would have said, “Let’s do our prenups AND our wills. Wills are extremely important in the type of business that they have.
I enjoyed Alex and how warm everyone was welcoming him back.
Also Paige verifying Andrea as the BD agrees with my international survey data.
Oh yeah! I forgot about Andrea’s BD! Why, oh why, did Paige choose Craig over Andrea! I love him. 😍
I didn’t notice anything related to Carl falling in love with Lindsay. Can you or PCK enlighten me please? Always enjoy these recaps of a show I am reluctant to admit I love.
Please take care of yourself. I hope you are feeling much better soon! Big hugs!
Also, Happy Easter!
And Happy Passover.
And Happy Passover! <3
Thank you so much!😊
I binged Winter House yesterday so I would be ready for last night show and a comment.💙 (just needed to see why Ciara is throwing the wine, LOL)
I agree you summed it up perfectly. I’m sorry you are not feeling well, and am sending good thoughts for a quick recovery.💛
PCK-I totally agree about Paige. I had a feeling about her from the beginning and never understood all of the love she would get. I thought that I was misjudging her. She never helps around the house and appears as if she feels everyone should cater to her.
I kinda feel like Ciara is practicing her acting skills. Ummm, gonna let that go. The wine throw and obsessive crying for her reel, for auditions?? Aha, LOL 😉.
Great recap. Sorry you aren’t feeling well and hope you’re better soon. I agree with everyone who is tired of Paige & Ciara. I was glad everyone behaved (more or less) at the beautiful beach picnic. I just wish Lindsey would stop being such a psycho when it comes to men. That phone conversation she had with Ahmed was cringe worthy.
Wow, wow, I didn’t know it was bash Paige and Ciara day/night. I don’t recall people
jumping on Luke when he brought Ciara up after messing around with Hanna then expecting
to still be able to slip in with Ciara. I recall when Ciara came up it had been
during her break from working around the clock in the hospital during a pandemic,
and for someone to say they wouldn’t want her as their nurse, must be a charmed
life being able to pick and choose who your nurse would be, I find that shocking.
As for her apt. I have always believed if a person works, lives alone, especially
being a nurse, she has every right to be as messy as she pleases. I wonder how
boring the show might be with the two of them gone, I guess if all the above who want
them gone we might find out how exciting the show might be.
Hey stranger! Glad to see you back. I haven’t been able to record much of this season so I’m kind of at a loss at how we went from loving Paige and Ciara to hating them. I must have missed whatever awful things they did…
Wow, wow, I didn’t know it was bash Paige and Ciara day/night. I don’t recall people
jumping on Luke when he brought Ciara up after messing around with Hanna then expecting
to still be able to slip in with Ciara. I recall when Ciara came up it had been
during her break from working around the clock in the hospital during a pandemic,
and for someone to say they wouldn’t want her as their nurse, must be a charmed
life being able to pick and choose who your nurse would be, I find that shocking.
As for her apt. I have always believed if a person works, lives alone, especially
being a nurse, she has every right to be as messy as she pleases. I wonder how
boring the show might be with the two of them gone, I guess if all the above who want
them gone we might find out how exciting the show might be.
Ciara has no personality but a huge attitude. She is boring. At least the fight was something. Paige has tags on herself and thinks she is the bees knees. I would make both of them carry their weight with the household duties. Pretty girls think they can get away with murder.
1) Mya is the best and the voice of reason.
2) Amanda needs to get a prenup that says she gets half.
3) Paige was fine until she got with Craig. Now she is the cat with the canary.
4) Ciara is awful because all she does is hate on people. Last season it was Luke. Now it’s Lindsay. Who is she nice to?
The relationship timelines with this mixed Bravo cast is all over the place.
Winter House ended in early March 2021. Paige and Andrea keep hanging and banging. But then he enters a serious relationship with Lexi, and dumps her by late June to start Summer House.
Paige was with Andrea in the Spring, but by May was also sleeping with Craig and at some point stops sleeping with Andrea while he’s with Lexi but then resumes again at the start of Summer House.
Summer House starts filming in July. Paige and Craig are seeing each other a lot but he’s also sleeping with KCav. By Aug 27th there’s been 2-3 weeks worth of convos about them starting to be more serious and they attend the wedding together and are all over each other. Paige is insistent she will move to Charleston. For someone who isn’t yet her BF and is sleeping with multiple other women.
Southern Charm starts filming in early Oct (maybe late Sept) when Paige and Craig are seeing each other a lot, yet Craig still finds time to sleep with Naomi a few times. Also in October, Craig takes Paigey to meet his parents. By November they are exclusive and Naomi has moved onto Whitney.
Austin seems to have left the Summer House women alone after Lindsey’s bday.
Lindsey and Carl aren’t dating on Aug 27th but within a month they are hot and heavy. At least she is now sober as well.
Wow, thanks for this timeline! If this is all true (and I have no reason to believe it’s not) — this explains a lot! I am with everyone else who have grown sick of Paige and Ciara. While I find their friendship sweet, the way they both hate Lindsay (which is quite obvious, even though they make faint attempts to hide their animosity, and try to cloak their dislike with fake “concern” for Lindsay) and seek to attack and undermine her is so very Mean Girls. Lindsay is certainly a mess (though one can hope that now that she is sober and with Carl, that she is on a better path) but she is definitely being slut shamed this summer. It was gross to see all the women fighting over Austin, who is SO not worth it, but I didn’t blame Lindsay for being hurt by him and Ciara over the Winter House hook-up…and I didn’t get why Ciara was so proprietary over him, when it seemed clear to me she was simply a vacation fling. Ciara does seem to be a bit of a sad case…but being mean and aggressive won’t help her deal with that. And why DO the rest of the housemates allow her and Paige to do virtually NOTHING to keep the house going? I do think Paige and Craig are a good match — both are relatively immature and narcissistic. Perhaps they can deal with each other as few others can. And…Naomi is with WHITNEY? Yuck.
Wait now, what??!! WHITNEY?? I didn’t catch that before. I’m shocked.
I’ve been keeping up with this show, but just barely and once again, fabulous recap PCK. I hope that you and your crew are all healthy now that the weekend has arrived.
Watching this season, I’ve been disappointed in the direction Paige and Ciara have gone. I don’t really care what people do in their own home (or room in this case) they could live in a giant pig pen if that’s what blows their skirt up. I am going on the assumption that all of their contributions to the shared living spaces in the house are being edited out (uh huh) but it does seem that Paige is fully owning the mean girl title. Ciara seems more bitter than mean, but I’ve not a clue what either of their realities are.
Mya is truly a gem. She’s coming across as authentic and relatable along with being gorgeous inside and out. Alex DID seem more chill and a better fit than earlier in the season. I can’t imagine moving into a weekend share house with strangers, but he’s finding his groove.
I’m ready for Carl & Lindsay to find success in both their sobriety and their relationship. They’ve had so many ups and downs over the last 6 years with their varying drama, all in the public eye, that it would be quite a change for them to find happiness!
I think Lindsay has borderline personality disorder. It would explain a lot.