Y’all, I am so sick for this Summer House recap. It’s not the vid but it’s just as nasty. Unfortunately this will be a short recap. Maybe it will be better because not much happened, yet much to discuss. There was a beautiful beach picnic that Robert and Danielle put on. Lobster rolls, shrimp, gorgeous charcuterie. No one ruined it by fighting, which was lovely.
The Best Summer Of Lindsay’s Life
The gang go to a winery in Amanda’s favorite thing: a party bus. We’re treated to flashbacks of drunk Kyle and sociopath Jordan. At the winery, Andrea is in his feels about Lexi. Paige tries to make herself a victim by saying that she feels used by him. Really. She, who proudly slept with friends Andrea and Craig at the same time, feels used? Get the fuck out of here. Andrea feels hurt by Paige and Craig still. Naturally, Paige dismisses it. Lindsay defends Andrea, which sets off Ciara, Paige and Amanda. I believe Amanda is coming from a good place when she asks Lindsay if she is covering up for something by having feelings for all these different men. HOWEVER. Paige and Ciara are not. They clearly don’t like Lindsay but are unable to shut the fuck up about it. It’s getting hard to watch.
Amanda takes Lindsay aside for a talk. Lindsay is too drunk to be receptive. Lindsay is adamant that she’s happy. Amanda tells Lindsay that she almost had a family. Isn’t she sad about that? Ok so now we now everyone knows about the miscarriage. (If Amanda knows, the girls all know). I will never forget how, during the fight at the table, Paige made a comment to Lindsay about having a baby and life with whomever she wants. Lindsay’s head whipped back like she was slapped. I wasn’t sure if Paige knew about the miscarriage or not, but I can assume now she did know. With that, the slut shaming and the therapy comments, Paige needs to shut the fuck up. The whole mean girl thing is getting super old. I do think Amanda is genuinely concerned for Lindsay. It just wasn’t the time or place to discuss it.
PCK takeaways from this episode.
- Paige is the worst.
- Ciara is second worst.
- Carl is falling in love with Lindsay
- Andrea is hot but has feelings too!
- Robert can cook!
- Amanda should break away from the mean girl clique.
- Does Amanda realize that a prenup will protect her as well? She needs it more than Kyle does!
- Alex doesn’t offer much but seems more relaxed around the gang.
Let me know if you agree or disagree in comments!
Next week on Summer House recap: The gang throws a prom. Kyle and Amanda talk to Amanda’s parents about the prenup. Kyle loses it at dinner. Paige seems to instigate and revel in it. Mya and Lala are on WWHL. Super quick recap on that. Mya is still with Oliver! They’re a gorgeous couple. She still doesn’t think Craig is boyfriend material. Hmmmm. She seems to be good friends with all the girls, which is nice to see. Mya blames Austen 100% for the whole Lindsay/Ciara/Austen drama. Lala seems closest to Scheana and Katie. I have to google what “parallel parenting” is as that is what she and Randall are doing. I’m done. Sorry everyone I really tried. I hope this is somewhat cohesive reading.