I’m really struggling over here. So this RHOC recap will likely be short if I can get it up at all. Sorry, there is just a lot happening right now… dying dog, tornados thunderstorms… a dog that needs to go out and I have to take him. It’s just a lot.
So we begin with Cuntface Dubore and Noella have a face off. I already don’t want to watch this. Heather is just awful. Noella apologizes that if she hurt her family in some way. Meanwhile, Gina , Shannon and Emily are chowing down on chicken salad. Heather goes off on Noella and the conversation ends. It was a fight about nothing and everyone goes to bed. The next morning Noella has a bloody Mary for breakfast in bed as they plan an archery trip. I’m good with that. Noella is not wanting to go on the daily outing. Noella cries to her friend on the phone about Heather’s karma jab. Noella says everyone else is terrified of Heather.
Emily at least seems to realize that Jen is stuck up Heather’s ass. But, she doesn’t quite see it with Gina? COME ON! Jen literally repeats everything Heather says. Back at the house Noella gets the divorce filing from her soon to be ex husband. Part of the settlement is destroying their embryos. She is devastated. So goes to the river and sobs over her father. She screams in pain. The archery class is stupid in comparison. These people are so mean to Noella. She is dealing with a lot. Gina, Emily and Noella goes to a mine. Heather, Shannon and Jen on on a hike by a creek and talk. Shannon calls Emily a shit stirrer.
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I’m sorry, I could care less about this show at the moment. Shannon talks to Emily about being a shit stirrer. It seems like they are all playing nice. Then, they make a plan to put on bear costumes and scare the other women. Shit! here comes the storms. I need to zip through this so me and Banjo can take shelter soon. Emily and Shannon and Heather whine about Shannon again. Shannon and Emily put on bear costumes to scare the others. It’s an epic fail. Noella tries to go to bed and hears people mocking her divorce. Gina argues about nothing with Emily. Shannon hugs Noella who is crying about her father dying. Gina is a cunt to Shannon for supporting Noella. WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
Remember how awful Gina has been? This is awful. And now I have to go. Who doesn’t support someone whose father died and she had a surprise divorce. These people suck and Banjo and I are about to go shelter from the tornado.
Noella dad died close to 10 years ago unless this is a step father
No
Her father really did die when she said he did. There is another man out there that has same name. Her father was a TV weatherman for 20 years in San Francisco. His death was very well documented.
At first, I read the same stuff that I think you are referring to and then the TV station he use to work for confirmed his death with a tribute
No he died when she said he died you are incorrect t that’s another person with the same name
Noella is very polarizing and has that Braunwyn vibe of doing too much. However…I kinda believe her about Heather. I think Heather maybe used her hands to try and move the cameras away, similar to what we saw, but I don’t think she actually laid hands on a person.
Please stay safe in the weather!
Christopher Nance the weatherman for KNBC died in 2012. He was Noella’s father.
No he did not.
Correct, he did not. I agree with you TT …. I researched it.
This was already debated a couple of weeks ago, and TT gave the last word on it which was that the guy who died years ago has the same name as Noella’s father but is NOT Noella’s father. Some of y’all on this blog are just as judgmental and borderline nasty about Noella as the “ladies” on RHOC.
Gina really outdid herself with the horrible nasty mean girl shit tonight she can be off next season hopefully since she is so awful… I felt so bad for all Noella is going thru and her crying by the creek was heart breaking 💔
I was thinking the exact same thing. How quickly Gina has forgotten about her low of getting a DUI!
Heather is so disgusting. She just needs to go. An episode or 2 ago she said to Shannon put that cheese down. Then the next breath is telling her how good she look’s. She’s a phony ass bit$h. Gina and Jen both are stuck up Heather’s ass. I think noella is right about Heather too,, about everyone scared of her. That girl, I forgot her name who almost sued Terry, the inevitable who is no longer on the show. Guaranteed she’s not on the show because of Heather. Heather say’s she’s friends with the girl but she lies. And I 100% believe that someone did see Heather shove a cameraman and told Noella. I pray that Gina, Emily, and Heather are not on next season. Or I’ll just read your take on it, instead of watching. I also 🙏 that you and Banjo are ok. All of the retakes can wait until you both are safe.. Thats the most important thing right now.. Stay safe TT and take care of yourself. ❤🙏❤🙏
That was Nicole. She was boring. I wish Heather had bribed Jennifer to leave the show as well.
Jennifer can go! She brings nothing to the show. Heather is vile—but I think Noella’s on to her so that will be interesting to watch! Gina can go, I can’t stand women that seem to forget what another woman has done to help her at her lowest.
Gina’s about to topple Heather for the most awful person on the show. Getting so faux upset about Noella not remembering her friend “Taught”? Blows up the tiniest of things into personal affronts, but only with certain people–fake, phony, ass-kisser.
Bugs me that Emily and Shannon had a good convo and both apologized but when Emily relays the talk to Heather and Gina, she says, “I apologized and Shannon accepted it.” Hey, the omission of Shannon saying she was sorry back to Emily is the same as lying and pot-stirring. Please, Emily, just stop this effing nonsense.
That montage was so funny of Jen parroting Heather and then she did it again, for real, during the hike–Heather, “I’m happy,” Jen, “I’m Very happy”.
Overall, a calmer episode with gorgeous scenery and I desperately want Noella’s boots with the wool wraps on them. What a relief, on next week’s promo, to hear the words, “…on the season finale…”
I love Noella’s style, classy!
TT, my heart breaks for you.and sweet Banjo. I just went through 14 months of nursing my sweet furbaby with congestive heart failure and I know how hard it is. God bless you for being so good to your Banjo. It takes a special person to do all you’re doing. You two stay safe, please.
My sentiments exactly. Sending healing thoughts and prayers for Ms T, and Banjo.
Tamara + Banjo 💙💙💙
I think when Bravo sends out (or does not) those renewal contracts, there must be a place where they have to X one of three boxes.
“This season, to stay relevant, I will be:”
Victim
Cunt
Felon
This season, Gina and Emily chose the Cunt option.
Nanette, you’re 100% regarding Gina & Emily’s selected designation.
I can’t believe how awful everyone (except Shannon) was to Noella. After going through IVF and having her embryos destroyed, noted only as a bullet point on paper, that must be devastating. It’s literally the death of your future children. I hope Gina regrets her reaction now that after seeing that. I wouldn’t want to share with those bitches either.
Heather is always scowling in the background. And I hate her high ponytail.
I agree with the entire recap my friend. But mostly I want to say I’m so sorry about what you are going through. You probably know I’ve been here a long time. I don’t comment a lot. But I do feel for you, and I want you to know that. The loss of my dog a few years ago was one of the most traumatic things I’ve ever suffered. So I feel your impending loss, the only thing I can say is that mine was sudden and horrible and if you can control that in your case I hope you feel able to do it. Take care, Tamara.
I’m sorry about your dog. That must have been devastating.
My only solace is that I gave her a painless and peaceful death at home. I wish you would have had that.
But I believe that our dogs feel our love every day and after and know that we gave them good lives. That is a comfort too.
Thank you for saying that. It tortures me that I didn’t give him an easy transition. But even my vet didn’t know what was going on. I have come to understand that it’s just like with humans, we can’t predict or control all the time.
See … the profession didn’t know. So don’t beat yourself up.
Remember too, that dogs HIDE signs of weakness. It’s instinctual. In a pack, sick, injured, or weak canines are left behind or killed. So as not to slow down the pack and leave them vulnerable to predators.
Our friend’s dog, Rusty, who was RIDDLED with cancer, went on daily walks with his tail high, greeting all of his human and dog friends. Then, his cheek swelled. They thought he had an abscess tooth. The vet was SHOCKED that he could even eat, drink, sleep, take himself on walks, with so much cancer. Rusty HID it, until the tumor in his cheek gave him away.
🙏🏻 Tamara and Banjo. Stay safe.
It may be time to put OC out of its misery.
These women clearly don’t like each other, and are just co-workers. So now it feels way more like Survivor, with all the women competing to see who can be asked back next season.
Bravo swaps out cast members way too often, and it leads to totally disjointed groups like this.
Agreed. The best tv is when the ladies have long deep relationships. even better if they are sisters. Kyle and Kim on BH; Kyle and Kathie.
They shouldn’t just hire new faces and then pretend they know some other cast member, or they hire someone who vaguely knew a cast member. When Teddie Mellancamp joined BH, they had her casually meet a cast members at a toddler event.
But I did read that they are looking for an already-formed friend group for the New York reboot. They want a diverse group so the women of color actually have close relationships with the others.
New Jersey was fabulous when it started as everyone had known each other, sometimes from birth. Dina and Caroline were sisters plus sister-in-laws. Their other sister-in-law, Jacqueline (married to their brother) was friend with Teresa Giudice. Later Teresa’s cousin Kathie was added; Kathie’s sister Rosie made appearances.
TT.. so sorry about banjo. I always feel like someone will scream at me for the comparison.. but fuck that. Losing a fur baby is as painful & heartbreaking as losing a child. The recovery may be different, but the immediate aftermath is every bit as emotionally crushing. . I absolutely feel for/with you.
Oh
& fuck Heather. mmmm Probably fuck gina, too
Have you lost a child? If not, then you can’t compare the two. I do agree that it is traumatic to lose a beloved fur baby, but no, it is not the same.
You can just let people grieve and express their emotions in comment sections without chiming in. There is no way to compare two people’s emotional experiences and saying less is always the better option rather than kicking up a pointless ‘children vs dogs’ debate.
Hey, I have been in the comment section here for years. And I can chime in whenever I want to. That is the point of the comment area. And I think your comment is disgusting. “Pointless children vs dogs discussion”?
You can say what you want just like kyle can too .. you’re not right in many peoples eyes .. who are you to judge ? If that’s how she feels, she’s allowed to feel it.. I also happen to agree with her.
And this is coming from someone who lost 2 children and many fur babies
I’m sorry for your losses, Millie! You stay strong <3
Not at all the same. Oh it hurts so bad to lose a pet but it’s not the same by a long shot
NO ONE can measure another’s person’s capacity to LOVE or to feel PAIN. NO ONE. One person may love their dog more than another loves their child. No way any of us can measure.
Pain and heartbreak are pain and heartbreak, no matter the cause.
Our place is to provide live and support to those who are suffering, not judgement. Or to shut the fuck up.
Agreed 😘💕🙏🏼
I am so sorry for any loss you may suffered. I hope you had loved ones around to comfort you during those times.
Having said that, no one but myself Is empowered with defining the magnitude of the pain I have felt in my own losses. Just as I would never believe I have the responsibility to tell you the level of grief you are allowed to display. Or the length of time you can reasonably expect the rest of us to honor that grief.
Take care.
You ARE my family. Y’all are my tribe.
Right Back Atcha <3
xo
Prayers for you and Banjo Tamara.
Gina, Emily, Heather and Jen are the most self-righteous sanctimonious malignant narcissists in HW’S history. To say crap like, “sh_t happens”, in response to the passing of Noelle’s Dad! Really?😡 WTH is wrong with Gina the fake victim! Emily has too many faces I can’t keep track of them! Jen hates her husband bc he totally ignores her and I don’t blame him, she’s a follower!
Heather is the biggest joke on Bravo. So she has a Museum for a home. Who cares, she’s competing with the Queen of Versailles!!
LMAO Now she’s been around for a long time! Heather not only did she push the production team so did Terry and he spit on one of them!! The allegation is on U-Tube!!!🥵 I read it myself!! Peace 🙏
I have not watched this episode. Actually not sure when I have watched RHOC. Heather is unbearable to watch. Thank you for suffering through it for us. Prayers and (((HUGS)))!!! 🙏❤️😘🐾
We had some thunderstorms and lightening come through about 10 last night in the Smokies, and I thought about you. I hope you are both doing ok. That sounds pap, but I never know what to say-YKWIM, insert heart emoji please.
I looked up “prevaricator” this morning, (yes, I’m a dork) and it means Evasive. So your $20 word was used incorrectly Heather. The word insufferable was invented for her. When she told Shannon she had hurt her by calling her pretentious, I almost spit my drink out. I loved the cutaways with Jen repeating Heather’s last words.
I Love Aspen!! We did not get to see much (if any) of the downtown. We drove across Kansas to Aspen in 1981 to go to a friend’s wedding and to pick up some….. happy powder? It was flown into their private airport and has ruined me for anything because it was Primo! Ah, those were the days- We stayed at Hotel Jerome which has been renovated and I am sure I would not recognize Aspen now. But it is gorgeous.
Did Noella’s father die when she said? That is confusing. Nicely played Noella getting the room you wanted, you KNOW Heather assumes she is going to get first pick. Isn’t this Emily’s trip? My younger sister and I would totally share a bed but we wouldn’t snuggle!! To each his own. I want to find a guy like Gina has, tearing up last week at her speech was sweet. IDK what to think about Gina this season, but I super enjoy coming here and reading the comments.
Thanks Tamara-
This one of the few times if the only time with Heather. I was not amused when Noella used her father’s death to get the room she wanted. I found it disrespectful and gross. And no I don’t dislike Noella. Never have met her, so don’t have an opinion.
TT, I hope you are well. Praying for you and Banjo. ❤❤❤
Ah TT, I hate hearing Banjo is ailing. I will pray to St Francis for him.
I have a really hard time looking at Heather’s face. Her eyes are like black holes, like some kind of satanic creature. She gives me the heebie jeebies.
Oh wow I thought that was just me who thought that about the black, blank, bottomless stare that Heather gives.
Omg cuntface! Love it. I’m over this show – and many things bravo. Their shows are tired and boring. I keep hoping to find something that I want to hinge and I’m not into any of the shows anymore. The people are vapid (yes – it’s reality tv – but it’s no longer reality it’s people trying to be famous). And they have no talent!
Big deal if Noella didn’t remember Gina’s friends name even if they had met previously at her stupid skincare party. Some people are bad with names. Only someone like Gina with a huge ego would immediately blow that out of proportion and have a hissy fit and pick a fight over it. How pathetic of her to do that over such a nothing burger. Even the other women kind of looked like they thought Gina was being a jerk about things. She is really out of control this season and I still find her super boring and mediocre even though she is trying really hard to be relevant and interesting to keep that Bravo paycheck going. Was Dr. Jen even there last night? She is such a non entity and adds absolutely nothing to this show, despite a bad marriage and shady career. You would think those two things would make her more interesting, but so far they really haven’t. Even though Noella had her quirks, at least she’s interesting.
I agree with you about Gina. Also, Gina referred to “her friend” as Tat …when I think her name is actually Tatiana ! Noella simply asked, who’s Tat?
I think Gina is trying to please her narcissistic handler HEATHER …. Gina has become one of her flying monkeys. It’s sad actually. I am sick of Heather and her FACE of disgust. I hope they don’t bring her back next year.
I forgot about that! That was super weird-
I knew Gina was going to be a handful when Tamara kept saying Gina was “using her stylist”. I think Tamara is mentoring her as well and it shows…
Prayers to you TT and Banjo
Heather has turned out to be awful, jen is ugh, Gina can also go. I still root for shannon and sometimes emily. I say give noella another season see how she is without all the drama in her life. I know this is not popular but bring back vicki and tamara
I agree with bringing back Vicki and Tamra. Tamra always balances Heather out, and Vicki won’t take crap from Heather or anyone else. That would be a game changer!
Does anyone know what Noella’s pink t-shirt says?
Been enjoying your site and the comments for years, TT. Praying for Banjo.
So…..Am not a Heather fan, but PLEASE I JUST CANNOT WITH NOELLA. All of the women are such narcissistic people except perhaps Shannon, but Noella truly has issues that need some kind of intervention! She is just daft!
On a lighter note, I enjoyed the scenes of the ladies doing archery, going through the mine with the crusty old guide and the bear scare. Shannon loves dressing up in costume and her kookiness just cracks me up. Remember when she dressed up as Mrs. Roper? Lol. And if memory serves she wore a streaker costume later in thar episode. She’s a comedic gem! Lmao
Gina is awful! She’s not fun to watch at all and has a horrible personality. Emily is a 2 -faced bitch; lucky for her she has the redeeming quality of being entertaining. And Heather is the most pretentious, hypocrite I’ve seen in a while. I love watching Noella ruffle her feathers. Team Noella and Shannon all the way! I feel like I’m leaving someone out but can’t remember who 😉
Well my TT family, I have a bone to pick with all of you! I cannot believe you ALL don’t know who my best friend is and don’t know that THAT hurts me to the core! Who do you think you are not knowing who is important in my life!
Love, Gina
But seriously, was this a real THING!??? Who says that? I wish someone would’ve asked her “ so Gina, who is Heather’s best friend”? WTH? I still can’t process that whole thing in brain! And also why does Emily screech so much this year, kinda like Rinna, does she really drink that much now, or an act to stay relevant? Just annoying as hell!
Hi Tamara, on a more personal note, I am so sorry about your sweet sweet boy….I would love to share a poem with you if I may…
A Dog’s Prayer
Treat me kindly, my beloved master, for no heart in all the world is more grateful for kindness than the loving heart of me.
Do not break my spirit with a stick, for though I should lick your hand between the blows, your patience and understanding will more quickly teach me the things you would have me do.
Speak to me often, for your voice is the world’s sweetest music, as you must know by the fierce wagging of my tail when your footstep falls upon my waiting ear.
When it is cold and wet, please take me inside… for I am now a domesticated animal, no longer used to bitter elements… and I ask no greater glory than the privilege of sitting at your feet beside the hearth… though had you no home, I would rather follow you through ice and snow than rest upon the softest pillow in the warmest home in all the land… for you are my god… and I am your devoted worshiper.
Keep my pan filled with fresh water, for although I should not reproach you were it dry, I cannot tell you when I suffer thirst. Feed me clean food, that I may stay well, to romp and play and do your bidding, to walk by your side, and stand ready, willing and able to protect you with my life, should your life be in danger.
And, beloved master, should the Great Master see fit to deprive me of my health or sight, do not turn me away from you. Rather hold me gently in your arms as skilled hands grant me the merciful boon of eternal rest…and I will leave you knowing with the last breath I drew, my fate was ever safest in your hands.
–Beth Norman Harris
Always remember God has a plan, and his plan for Banjo was you….and he is happy and healthy and playing until you reunite.