I’m really struggling over here. So this RHOC recap will likely be short if I can get it up at all. Sorry, there is just a lot happening right now… dying dog, tornados thunderstorms… a dog that needs to go out and I have to take him. It’s just a lot.
So we begin with Cuntface Dubore and Noella have a face off. I already don’t want to watch this. Heather is just awful. Noella apologizes that if she hurt her family in some way. Meanwhile, Gina , Shannon and Emily are chowing down on chicken salad. Heather goes off on Noella and the conversation ends. It was a fight about nothing and everyone goes to bed. The next morning Noella has a bloody Mary for breakfast in bed as they plan an archery trip. I’m good with that. Noella is not wanting to go on the daily outing. Noella cries to her friend on the phone about Heather’s karma jab. Noella says everyone else is terrified of Heather.
Emily at least seems to realize that Jen is stuck up Heather’s ass. But, she doesn’t quite see it with Gina? COME ON! Jen literally repeats everything Heather says. Back at the house Noella gets the divorce filing from her soon to be ex husband. Part of the settlement is destroying their embryos. She is devastated. So goes to the river and sobs over her father. She screams in pain. The archery class is stupid in comparison. These people are so mean to Noella. She is dealing with a lot. Gina, Emily and Noella goes to a mine. Heather, Shannon and Jen on on a hike by a creek and talk. Shannon calls Emily a shit stirrer.
I’m sorry, I could care less about this show at the moment. Shannon talks to Emily about being a shit stirrer. It seems like they are all playing nice. Then, they make a plan to put on bear costumes and scare the other women. Shit! here comes the storms. I need to zip through this so me and Banjo can take shelter soon. Emily and Shannon and Heather whine about Shannon again. Shannon and Emily put on bear costumes to scare the others. It’s an epic fail. Noella tries to go to bed and hears people mocking her divorce. Gina argues about nothing with Emily. Shannon hugs Noella who is crying about her father dying. Gina is a cunt to Shannon for supporting Noella. WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
Remember how awful Gina has been? This is awful. And now I have to go. Who doesn’t support someone whose father died and she had a surprise divorce. These people suck and Banjo and I are about to go shelter from the tornado.