On tonight’s RHOC recap we are heading to Aspen. I’m not hoping Heather skis off a cliff, you guys are! You are terrible humans! 🙂 It’s time to pack for Aspen and Shannon is already concerned about the cold weather. And Gina. Do RHOC even have winter clothes? Heather is shopping for winter gear even though she claims she already has some. Emily hopes the cold weather will make everyone behave better.
Let The Fighting Over Rooms Begin!
This is Emily’s trip, but as soon as they get to the very, very fancy house, Heather starts ordering people to follow her, because she “always knows where she is going.” Then, she finally tells the other to follow Trisha as she shows them around the house. Let me guess which entitled cunt takes the best room. That would be Heather. Noella asks for the master because her dad just died. It is sort of a housewives rule…Heather goes to scope out the other Master suite. It has a hot tub. Noella takes the master with the hot tub sending Heather back upstairs. Emily, the hostess has not said a word about the rooms. Heather unpacks while the ladies get IVs, oxygen and cocktails. Is this like a normal thing? I’d like to do that.
Then it is off to the boxing ring, I mean dinner. Right away the want to play a game. They have to tell the group something they do not know. That is when Dr. Jen says she has been engaged seven times. I am shocked that Terry didn’t elbow his way on to this girls trip. There is still time I guess. Heather seems a bit tipsy. She is going off on some tangent about not liking hater and shit stirrers. So she is full of self hate I guess. Then Shannon jumps in to say that Emily is a bit of a shit stirrer. While true, we are on vacation having a lovely dinner and sampling specialty drinks. Can we just have some nice things and proper dinner conversation? Apparently not. She brings up Emily saying that Shannon wanted her event to be more fun than Heather and Gina’s NYC trip. Here we go…
The Altitude Isn’t As High As The Attitude
These petty fights are not even worth recapping for the millionth time. They have the same fight at every event. Noella sticks up for Shannon and Heather turns her claws on Noella. I hate Heather. Heather has always ganged up on Shannon. Wasn’t she the one that tried to get Terry to have her 5150ed? Shannon is crying and apologizing to Heather. Shannon says she has a lot going on (not that anyone ever asks her). She is running a business by herself with no assistants. She is a single mom with her kids 100% of the time. Wait, I thought one of them was in college at Baylor? She gets no more than five hours of sleep a night. Heather is such a bully.
And on the go to their next target, Noella. Apparently Noella isn’t allowed to comfort Shannon or say things to defend her. Gina steps in to take on Noella. It’s kind of like the undercard going after the main event rather than before at this point. Suddenly, Heather wants back in the ring to attack Noella for saying that she (Noella) doesn’t say hurtful things. Heather is pissed that Noella talks about Heather pushing a camera operator at her failed event. Noella isn’t perfect but I love that she has no problem coming for Heather. Heather storms off screaming she is out and she is done! Noella wins! Heather wants to go to a hotel and have Terry send a plane in the morning. YAY! Please let her do that.
Noella Is My Hero!
I am so loving how Noella get’s under Cruella DeBore’s skin. It’s fantastic TV. TAKE DOWN THE DUBORES NOELLA! The bickering continues on the van ride home. Shannon gets in to it with Emily for spreading rumors about her boyfriend. John is the best guy who has ever been on this show. Except for Don Gunvalson. Heather tells Noella to shut up. That makes the scene complete because Heather are her ass kissers cannot go an episode with out telling Noella to shut up. Gina thinks the whole thing is hysterical and she is laughing. Shannon is even more pissed off. Everyone is wasted except for maybe Noella.
Back in the house Shannon suggest that people just be cordial. Heather pulls Shannon to the side and says that she is pissed because no one is standing up for her. Jen is standing there with Heather. Jen glues herself to Heather almost as much as Gina does. Shannon tells us in confessional, it is not her job to stand up for Heather. She can do it herself. If I hear Heather says that “she has kids” ONE MORE TIME I may punch the TV. Noella has TWO kids. They all have kids and that doesn’t stop her from bullying people every fucking episode. She is literally petting Shannon’s hair.
Shannon, Jen and Heather sit outside on the balcony and drink more wine. Heather is wasted. Jen could be on just about anything. Allegedly, according to court documents discussed in that link. And Shannon Beador seem just fine. Since David left, so did her excessive drinking. We get flashbacks of Heather making up lies about Shannon. Heather seems to want Shannon to apologize to her for not kissing her ass. Meanwhile, Emily tells Gina that if there wasn’t so much shit to stir, she wouldn’t stir it! Then, Gina realizes she has been out of Heather’s asshole for a good ten minutes so she goes to crawl back in. Shannon was brainwashed into coaching Noella into making an apology. Noella asks Heather if they can talk and Heather says not right now.
Then, Heather gets pissed again and says she will talk with Noella now. She pours herself another full glass of wine, sits down next to Noella SCOWLING as usual and we get TO BE CONTINUED…
Next week things continue to be high drama and Gina is pissed that Shannon is being nice and supporting Noella. So many full on cunts on this show you guys.
Sorry for the delay We are have a big wind storm in Atlanta. Banjo is on meds where he has to pee a lot. And I’ve had to take him out the front door to pee several times during this recap because the front steps are easier for him than the back ones. Thanks for reading!