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Summer House Recap: That’s Not Amore

March 29, 2022 by tamaratattles 59 Comments

Summer House RecapBY: POPCULTUREKELLY

This is the Summer House recap I’ve been dreading. I (think) this is where all my grace for Ciara disappears. I’m reserving judgment until we see the scene where she throws a glass at Danielle in its entirety. For now, we pick up with Lindsay having sex with not Austen. Austen and Luke are arm wrestling. Paige takes issue with Lindsay bringing home another guy. After sleeping with both Craig and Andrea at the same time, she states their house isn’t a brothel. It’s the sheer hypocrisy for me. Paige should quit slut shaming Lindsay. She should ask Ciara if Austen is worth all the drama, NOT Lindsay. Why the hell are we still arguing over Austen Kroll? The muppet-mouthiest, laziest, grossest man on Bravo. And that’s truly saying something! This whole fight is so frustrating to watch.

Mya’s First Date Jitters

Kyle takes Amanda outside to discuss the prenup. Amanda feels like it’s like signing up for a separation. Amanda feels like it’s late in the game to discuss a prenup with only weeks until the wedding. She’s not on board.  In a sweet moment, Carl cries to Madison. The anniversary of his brother’s passing was on Lindsay’s birthday. He’s grateful for how far he’s come. Madison is supportive and willing to take things slow with him. In the city, Mya has her date with Oliver! Ciara encourages Mya to relax and have fun with it. Mya is so nervous. She overthinks the date in a totally relatable way. Oof, Oliver has a problem with white condiments. This isn’t going to work. He doesn’t like ranch or sour cream? My PopCultureKelly senses are tingling. Because she’s amazing, she can see past it. She’s cautiously optimistic for a future date with him.

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Amanda, Paige and Ciara convene on the rooftop deck at Paige’s apartment building. Ciara hasn’t heard from Austen. She’s hurt and frustrated with him. Amanda doesn’t blame Lindsay for what happened over the weekend. Thank you Amanda! Paige says Austen is completely to blame “BUT”. Jesus, always a but. “But” Lindsay seemed to be flaunting it in Ciara’s face. Ciara completely blames Lindsay. Paige stirs that up by saying it’s Lindsay’s revenge for Vermont. I can see how Ciara would be hurt by Lindsay’s blatantly rubbing Austen in Ciara’s face. Got it. But I feel like she’s using that as a way to excuse giving Austen all the anger he deserves. What Ciara did in Vermont was fucked up too. She proudly paraded Austen all around the Winter House after Lindsay professed her love. It feels like a case of dishing it out but can’t take it happening here. 

A Literal Fight Over Trash

Oh God, Craig is back for the weekend. Paige and Craig discuss future plans. Craig is still saying he doesn’t want to be official. Ciara plans on talking to Lindsay about the Austen situation at dinner. Andrea is planning a beautiful Italian night. He’s celebrating Ferragosto, an Italian holiday. He decorates, brings food, what can go wrong? Andrea is feeling homesick, sad and lonely. Mya fills Danielle in on her date with Oliver. Mya tells her that they’ve been in constant contact since their date. Yay! Mya asks Lindsay if she’s ok with Ciara. Lindsay says that if Ciara wants to talk, they can talk but she won’t approach her about it. Lindsay just doesn’t give a fuck. Danielle says that Lindsay is a casual makeout person which Ciara isn’t. I just feel like Ciara and Lindsay have never been friends so Lindsay doesn’t feel loyalty to her.

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Mya tells Ciara and Paige that Lindsay doesn’t feel she owes Ciara a conversation. Paige gets Ciara hyped up to confront Lindsay. She tells her to “go off on this bitch”. Craig makes snarky comments to Lindsay about Austen treating her like shit in Vermont. Paige and Craig are the worst and completely deserve each other. I have a feeling social media is crucifying them as I type this. Andrea wants to have a beautiful dinner speaking only about love. Ciara is ramping up for her big fight. Andrea’s cries as he speaks about love. Ciara goes on a (rehearsed) tirade against Lindsay. Paige and Craig smirk with glee. Andrea cries. Amanda consoles him. Danielle and Ciara start side fighting as Lindsay argues with Craig. Ciara stands up screaming, prompting Danielle to stand up screaming back. Ciara throws the glass at Danielle. Any grace I had for Ciara has dissipated.  

There aren’t any previews for the Summer House recap next week. Damn it! I cannot WAIT to hear all you have to say about tonight’s episode! See you in the comments! 

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  1. Rhonda Aucock says

    March 29, 2022 at 2:56 pm

    I myself have never liked Ciara since her first season on the show. I know Luke had his faults but she was phony back then too. Kudos to Amanda for putting the blame where it belongs, on Austen. Never could understand how he gets some of these girl’s. I mean they’re pretty and he’s just vile, in his looks and his attitude. Paige and Craig definitely deserve each other. Oh, and Ciara is a nurse? She didn’t even know what lobotomy meant. And when does she nurse? Strictly Monday thru Friday? With every weekend off? Can’t wait for next week tho.

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    • PopCultureKelly says

      March 29, 2022 at 3:39 pm

      And I loved her at first. I thought here’s this gorgeous, seemingly sweet, accomplished nurse coming into a chaotic house to bring some Danielle-like sensibilities to this Motley Crue. But nope! You were right all along. I was wrong. I wanted to pull a Will Smith on Paige this episode (too soon??). If I saw her smirk one more time my tv would have been broken! And Craig being so vile to Lindsay. Like he hasn’t been played before??? Remember when Kathryn AND Naomi played him? GTFO. Ciara said she’s taking a break from nursing, riding the Summer House gravy train I presume. After this season, she may want to sign up for shifts again!

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    • Annabelle says

      March 29, 2022 at 3:55 pm

      Ok the one time I will defend Ciara and trust me this is a stretch. I don’t remember covering lobotomy in nursing school. Actually the Ramones taught me that vocab when I was a kid😁

      Paige and Craig are just partners for SM followers, hits, you know just to sell products. They know it’s a good business deal, they can go back and forth on each others shows, that is all I think this relationship really is, a business transaction. But I’m sure there might of been a plan to keep your shit to yourself, then again, it’s been a great storyline right. Will they stay together, fight, see other people, their relationship is a fake as they are!

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      • PopCultureKelly says

        March 29, 2022 at 8:11 pm

        Haha ok we’ll give her the Annabelle pass for the lobotomy thing. But that’s all she gets! Lol. Oooh you Kay be on to something! Seriously gross if true but I wouldn’t I put it past either of them.

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    • Kris says

      March 29, 2022 at 9:46 pm

      Ciara, she acted snotily, but I do feel she’s so young that she doesn’t get fully that this is a reality show and some of its not real. I think she’s actually getting hurt. I still think she acted like a mean girl in Vermont to Lindsay and before that to Luke. I mean Luke was leading Hannah on but it’s about time he’s let out of the dog house! I think Paige and Craig and even Lindsay were all smiling because they were thinking, ” Oh this is such good television!” Paige was like, “go Ciara earn your stripes!” Andrea was like, “I want off this TV train. I am Italian. I’m beautiful. I have manners. I just want true love, boo hoo!” He was so cute. Austin is so awful! His only redemption could be if he says he’s an alcoholic and goes to treatment (even if it’s not true.) But I think he wants to stay on the free love party train for a long time.

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      • PopCultureKelly says

        March 29, 2022 at 10:46 pm

        Lol I agree. That’s why I gave Ciara grace because she’s young and naive to reality tv. But to throw a glass at Danielle? Too far. Yes she’s very hurt. But she and Austen hooked up like 5 months prior. She admitted they didn’t speak that much. All she had to do was watch a single episode of Winter House to see how he played her-and Lindsay. It’s just all messed up. Which we love to watch!! 🙂

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    • Nana says

      March 30, 2022 at 1:51 pm

      Nursing : one of the best careers ever – bc assuming you work for a hospital – generally you choose shifts – so 3 x 12 hr shifts = 3hrs, pick up another couple and your “full time”.

      Some nurses travel nurse – again flexible etc.

      Just for the “does she work” ? Well…I don’t know if that one RN works – but nurses (at hospitals and who work for agencies) have tremendous flexibility and can knock out shifts and then relax.

      Plus if you work overtime as nurse ….. you make $$$. Great career

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  2. Annabelle says

    March 29, 2022 at 4:00 pm

    So Ciara is the new hannah and well I know 99.9% of us hated her!! I can believe the glass throwing next week though, like you had a fling with a guy for 17days in the winter, that is NOT a relationship. She’s mad cause Luke doesn’t care, she needs attention and is trying to outshine the OGs for a legit spot, but no. She’s just making herself look really pathetic and sad over a loser such as f-boy Austen. I dunno I found Amanda’s skirt more interesting than, Ciara’s antics!

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    • PopCultureKelly says

      March 29, 2022 at 10:47 pm

      Amanda’s thong thingy-how does that work?? It’s an enigma to me

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  3. NancyintheSmokies says

    March 29, 2022 at 4:03 pm

    I’m just dying over “Muppet Mouth”!! I guess I need to watch the episode!

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    • PopCultureKelly says

      March 29, 2022 at 8:12 pm

      🙂 let us know what you think when you do!

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  4. Yoop725 says

    March 29, 2022 at 6:40 pm

    What about Ciara cutting those flowers on the marble (?) counter w/ no cutting board?! Unhinged!

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    • PopCultureKelly says

      March 29, 2022 at 8:13 pm

      I had to block it out honestly! Poor Luke was all of us in that scene!

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  5. Weasel says

    March 29, 2022 at 7:08 pm

    Lindsey actually said that Ciara should’ve come talk to her- which we saw that she did. Both at the party (which was dumb as they were both drunk) but a few weeks ago Ciara asked Lindsey wha the deal was with her and Austen. Lindsey said it was all platonic. She did know that Ciara liked him, and she didn’t care.

    I’m no big fan of Ciara, but…she was hurt and humiliated. Lindsey was wrong and Austen is a piece of garbage.

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    • PopCultureKelly says

      March 29, 2022 at 8:16 pm

      She did say that and Ciara did try when Lindsay was drunk and on her birthday high. Lindsay and Austen are platonic. She didn’t lie about that. Ciara wants a relationship with someone who doesn’t care about her (or anyone but himself honestly). Ciara didn’t care about Lindsay’s feelings in Vermont so why should Lindsay tiptoe around hers? I get your point but I think that they’ve both made it clear that they’re coworkers and roommates, not friends.

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      • Weasel says

        March 30, 2022 at 7:43 pm

        Yeah- I don’t believe they’re friends either, but I don’t remember Ciara parading Austen around in Vermont. I don’t think I was paying attention. I like Lindsey way more than Ciara, but I just felt, at her age, she should’ve just let it be. Then again, I’m remembering Linds had her miscarriage shortly before the summer so…she can have a pass. Ciara will get over it.

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    • Rhonda Aucock says

      March 29, 2022 at 11:04 pm

      But, Ciara did the same thing to Lindsey in Vermont. If she can dish it out then she should be able to take it.

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      • PopCultureKelly says

        March 31, 2022 at 5:23 pm

        Amen!

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  6. tamaratattles says

    March 29, 2022 at 7:34 pm

    Tried to watch this episode on demand but I have no idea what is happening. I don’t even know who Danielle is and how she got all involved in this. I was just said that Andrea was crying at his own dinner.

    I mostly want to say that Mya should not continue to date the “no white condiments” fool. How does he eat wings? It’s no from me dawg. At first I thought he said white people condiments and that was even more of a what the fuck. LOL.

    Thanks for the recap, PCK! Sorry for the delay there was was issues on my end inserting photos.

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    • PopCultureKelly says

      March 29, 2022 at 8:19 pm

      Danielle is the level headed friend who doesn’t get into drama, so she’s easy to overlook in this house of heathens lol. Omg how do you date someone who doesn’t like mayo or ranch!!!!! No way. Haha it’s ok! I’m glad we all get to talk about it because it was a LOT!

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      • Annabelle says

        March 31, 2022 at 3:51 am

        I think mayo is like pickles to people, you either love or hate it! But ranch, she has no soul if she doesn’t like ranch!

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  7. Kris says

    March 29, 2022 at 9:54 pm

    Lol Tamara, you are funny😁 ! I can tell Mya is a baker/chef. Her idea of a great conversation where they were ” clicking” was about condiments. 😅 Too cute.

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  8. Deb in SF says

    March 29, 2022 at 10:02 pm

    Well, it’s a risk to admit it here, but I agree with the no white condiments thing, except for salt. I am not a fan of mayo or ranch dressing. And I am not a fan of Lindsay. Or Austen. I think both of them were cold as ice to Ciara. Lindsay’s CONSTANT “it’s all about me” attitude is off-putting, Ciara was sooo pathetic begging Austen in the kitchen. It was painful to watch.
    Did Paige have sex with Andrea? I am not so sure she did. Neither one of them has admitted to it on the show. They had several makeout sessions, but…
    From being the most likeable person on Southern Charm to the douchebag he has been on Summer House, Craig has fallen far IMO. He redeemed himself slightly on WWHL when he admitted to not talking to Austen for a couple of months after his actions with Lindsay and Ciara. But not enough yet.

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 29, 2022 at 10:27 pm

      Public Service Announcement: The no white condiments people are all YANKEES! I’m gonna go get some Dukes Mayonnaise to put on this chicken.

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      • MHP says

        March 30, 2022 at 1:26 am

        I love Veganaise! And I live in California … but I grew NJ/NY hahahaha

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      • Barbara R says

        March 30, 2022 at 1:38 am

        Ugh! Mayonnaise is gross!

        Signed:a Yankee

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        • Dotti C says

          March 30, 2022 at 6:58 am

          And
          Ranch Dressing
          Signed Another Yankee
          Lol

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          • Barbara R says

            March 30, 2022 at 10:30 am

            I agree

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            • PopCultureKelly says

              March 30, 2022 at 10:38 am

              Y’all are trippin’!

              Signed, a ranch, blue cheese, mayo, sour cream, cream cheese loving Yankee 😂😂

          • Tam says

            March 30, 2022 at 2:04 pm

            I agree with this and though I’ve lived inNC and GA before that for many years I grew up a Yankee.

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      • Deb in SF says

        March 30, 2022 at 7:27 pm

        I am a New Englander fo’ sho’ and I am proud of it! Cannot admit to being a “yankee” (well, maybe with a small” y”) cause I hate the NY Yankees. AND I have to admit to loving sour cream, so not all white condiments are bad. LOL But when it comes to dressing, it’s Italian all the way for me.

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 31, 2022 at 12:41 am

          I lovingly refer to anyone in the US who is not from the deep south, as yankees. Just like I refer to our kind neighbors to the north as Canookians (who live in igloos). But this one time I was talking about the RHOV and made fun of the concept of a Canookian Mafia, and well the Canookian mafia was DEEPLY OFFENDED and left some semi threatening comments. LOL. I am not making this up. See Link Here.

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        • PopCultureKelly says

          March 31, 2022 at 5:25 pm

          Deb it took me years to differentiate and become ok with the Skankees/being a northerner yankee!😂 GO SOX!! ❤️❤️

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  9. PopCultureKelly says

    March 29, 2022 at 10:31 pm

    Oh Deb, Deb, Deb. I’m glad you feel this is a safe space. It’s what I want for all commenters. Taking deep breaths and holding my vat of sour cream right as I type this 🙂 To each their own but I don’t know how I would seriously dare someone with such vast taste differences, especially when Mya loved to cook. It’s like a Red Sox fan dating a Yankees fan. It won’t work! I see your point about Lindsay. She’s acting like an asshole for sure. But Ciara did the same thing in Vermont. Austen was HORRIBLE to Lindsay and Ciara co-signed it all, acting like she won a prize. Austen is a lot of things but a prize isn’t one! Andrea and Paige admitted to it in one of the earlier episodes. Ooof Craig has fallen soooo far!!! He and Paige deserve each other. Thank you for reading and commenting! I was totally kidding above, I love to hear all differing opinions and I appreciate you writing them here. I’m gonna send you some of my ranch chicken as a token of gratitude!! 😉

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    • Deb in SF says

      March 30, 2022 at 7:32 pm

      I just adore your comments, PCK! And I recant my comment to say that I do LOVE sour cream! I can eat it right out of the container with a spoon. And used to do that often. Maybe I’m confused about the definition of “condiment.” I don’t dislike all white food. I eat cottage cheese and yogurt too.
      I MISSED the comment about Paige and Andrea having sex. She really used him and tossed him away. So sad. He’s a much better catch than Craig, but not so “dangerous.” I think Paige likes the drama. Loved your comment about a Red Sox fan dating a Yankees fan…It rarely works out for the Sox fan, but we will always have 2004!

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      • PopCultureKelly says

        March 31, 2022 at 5:28 pm

        Haha awww thank you. And I move your comments too! Aaaah the 2004 Red Sox! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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  10. memyselfandi says

    March 29, 2022 at 10:42 pm

    Ciara and Paige were so freaking ridiculous.

    Ciara for acting like Austen was her personal property (even when he let her know she was nothing serious to him) and Paige for winding up Ciara to fight with Lindsay for her amusement.

    I just think Ciara wasn’t that into Austen which is why she wasn’t that mad at Austen. She only was hurt at the thought that Austen might like Lindsey (who she thinks is scum and beneath her) more than her, which is why she was so much more mad at Lindsey than Austen for this whole thing. But the first half of the season was Ciara considering hooking up with other people and talking about her Carl thirst with no mention of her pining after Austen. The only time her Austen thing flared up is when she got upset at the idea of Austen hooking up with Lindsay during her birthday weekend. That to me looks like a Lindsay hate/jealousy thing and not an Austen thing.

    And what the hell was up with Paige and Ciara caring that Lindsay banged a dude that wasn’t Austen? After Ciara’s tantrum about Lindsay making out with Austen, guess what? Lindsay backed off and hooked up with another dude instead of him after her night out at the bar. Ciara got her wish and Lindsay and Austen never slept in bed together so what the hell is she so salty about?

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    • PopCultureKelly says

      March 30, 2022 at 10:39 am

      ALL OF THIS!!!!

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    • Deb in SF says

      March 30, 2022 at 7:35 pm

      I got the impression that their problem with Lindsay is that they could hear them having sex in the next room. Plus they just wanted to rag on Lindsay. I’m here for that.

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  11. MHP says

    March 30, 2022 at 1:39 am

    I said it last week and I will say it again, Lindsay is a Ramona Singer when it comes to men. She says she kisses all her “guy best friends” like Austen, but why didn’t we see her do that with Carl that wknd? Is it bc she respected his date yet has no regard for Ciara just like Ciara said. Lindsay is very calculated! I find her desperation gross especially bc she pretends she’s the cool girl who doesn’t care about anything. The lies! It’s total “Gone Girl” vibes. Last week when Kyle and Luke were trying to say to Austen he was being a fuckboi (when Austen shaded Luke to go tap a maple tree) Lindsay went up there and stuck her tongue down Austen’s throat in such a manner that even drunk Kyle told her that was very aggressive. I’m glad she is now sober with Carl. Maybe her demons won’t as hardcore.

    PS. Last week when Ciara called Lindsay a sucker ass bitch for not wanting to talk to her, Danielle stomped into the house demanding that Lindsay check Ciara’s ass or else she would… so yea

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    • PopCultureKelly says

      March 30, 2022 at 10:44 am

      Ok but who cares? Her guy “best friends” welcome the kisses. Lindsay owns her sexuality. Is it how I am? No. But it’s who she is. Austen had zero issues with that until she proclaimed her love for him. That was too much for him. I think she has severe abandonment issues and that really shows when she cares about someone. Again not how I would behave but I find Paige ten times worse now. I would take Lindsey over Paige at this point. Ciara is so young and easily influenced…I’m hoping with maturity she’ll find herself. But Danielle was defending her friend. She didn’t deserve a glass to be thrown at her for it.

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      • Ali says

        March 30, 2022 at 11:30 am

        Its okay to celebrate your sexuality, but I don’t think being a self absorbed twit is part of that celebration. Be fun, fearless, whatever, just be considerate of others. The grace extended to others, even if they don’t deserve it , may come back to you one day.

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        • PopCultureKelly says

          March 30, 2022 at 11:34 am

          Haha touché. Did you watch Winter House? I feel like they’re all self absorbed twits to be honest. Ciara went for what she wanted with zero regard for Lindsay. Two wrongs don’t make a right but I’m curious why this isn’t directed at Ciara as well?

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          • MHP says

            March 30, 2022 at 4:15 pm

            Both Austen and Ciara went after each other in Vermont. It was mutual. He didn’t want Lindsay at all. He did to her what Luke did to Hannah. In the Hamptons Lindsay kept throwing herself at him. Austen was too chicken to tell Ciara he was playing the field so he used Lindsay to send the message. She was a willing vessel to send the message to Ciara bc she wanted revenge for Vermont. She used their bs 4 year friendship and her birthday as the excuse to be insane. Ultimately this is why on WWHL Austen picked all the good compliments for Ciara and made Lindsay look as dumb as he made Ciara look on Summer House. Austen knows both their true feelings for him and vice versa.

            I have abandonment issues myself but it’s not a reason for me to be a selfish asshole to my girlfriends over a penis. Ramona has those same issues, in the end look what happened. It’s not cute.

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            • PopCultureKelly says

              March 30, 2022 at 4:29 pm

              Right. Ciara and Austen mutually wanted to hook up, despite what happened with Lindsay. IF Ciara and Lindsay were friends, Ciara could have said “look, I like you but I don’t want to hurt Lindsay and flaunt this in her face”. She didn’t. Same thing happens with Lindsay and Austen. They have an understanding that they’re hook up friends. Mutually agreed upon. Ciara didn’t get what she wanted from Austen so now she’s taking it out on Lindsay. She saw Paige land Craig and get that crossover action. In reality Ciara is lucky that she didn’t “win” Austen. Im hopeful she’ll look back on all this and want better for herself.

              Abandonment issues isn’t an excuse to act like an asshole, totally agree. But I can see why Lindsay acts the way she acts. She’s constantly scared of losing people so she invests in losers like Austen who say all the right things. I’m sorry you have abandonment issues. I do as well. Maybe that’s why my heart goes out to Lindsay and I root for her. I root for you too and I appreciate the back and forth here! ❤️

            • douneedpantiesinprison says

              March 30, 2022 at 6:01 pm

              So again – the real issue is Austen – IMHO Ciara is too afraid to be mad at Austen so she made Lindsay the villain(with help from Paige- the smirks and laughter from those two made me wish Will Smith would smack them)

          • MHP says

            March 31, 2022 at 1:06 pm

            I can’t reply to your reply below bc it’s shifted so much so to the right side of the screen, the reply button is not in view. So I will reply here…

            It’s being heavily ignored by many what Paige said on WWHL. Paige said Ciara spoke to Lindsay twice about Austen. Once in Vermont where Lindsay said she was in love with him as friends. Basically giving the green light for Ciara and Austen to pursue each other. Let’s not forgot that Lindsay arrived at the house days after all, maybe even a week. In that time Ciara and Austen clicked with Lindsay stating her single person feelings for him. Bc prior to this she had the boyfriend who never made her any sandwiches.

            The other conversation Paige said Ciara and Lindsay had was the weekend before Lindsay’s birthday, where Ciara asked Lindsay about her status with Austen. The word used by Lindsay was they were platonic. By the pool,
            Amanda and Paige watched Lindsay straddle Austen in the pool and both commented how it did not look platonic at all.

            Until Lindsay says Paige is lying, that she never had those conversations both in Vermont and in the Hamptons with Ciara, I do understand why the case is made that Ciara did it to Lindsay first. Bc it seems like it is not the same situation at all. We have seen Lindsay walk away and play down the situation to make herself look less lame time and time again. And if the excuse for Lindsay’s uncool behavior is that she has abandonment issues, shouldn’t the same grace be given towards Ciara? Ciara tearfully shared how she was abandoned my her father her first season of Summer House.

            We have seen many seasons of complete humans being edited out of shows, like it seems they did to Alex. If what Paige said is true then the editors cut the conversations completely out. Either Paige is lying or the editors are creating a divide amongst viewers by making Ciara look like she equally screwed veteran Lindsay so it is fair play when it comes to Austen. However if Lindsay knows that both in Vermont and in the Hamptons Ciara tried to understand things but it was played off like no big deal, and is now watching Ciara get attacked for ignoring Lindsay’s feelings twice, then yes Lindsay is as diabolical Paige said she is.

            I don’t think Ciara is motivated at all by what Paige and Craig have especially in regards to a crossover opportunity. That would be just as unkind suggestion as to say that what Carl and Lindsay have is a convenient opportunistic relationship to stay relevant in their old/ sober age on a party show.

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            • PopCultureKelly says

              March 31, 2022 at 5:16 pm

              I’ve given Ciara grace given her dad situation, young age and being new to reality tv. Lindsay is a veteran. She knows what makes good tv and she makes damn good tv. She bares it all, good and bad. I respect that. What I think is unkind is that Lindsay is fresh off a miscarriage. As a viewer we are privy. If you look at that dinner when Paige mentions she can go have a baby and whatever, Lindsay’s head snaps and she looks visibly shaken. It was the only part of that awful speech that she had a reaction to. I don’t know how much Paige or Ciara know about it (if anything) but that was unfortunate timing. I’m this situation Lindsay is getting my grace. Austen has been awful to both of them but he was pretty adamant to Ciara that he didn’t want a relationship with her. I don’t hate Ciara, I feel bad for her and I hope she can gain perspective. But as of now, she’s Paige’s minion and whether it’s unkind (or just thinking she’s human) I do believe she wants what Paige has. I believe she thought she and Austen would be a foursome with Paige and Craig. She didn’t get what she wanted. Again, she wins in this situation because Austen is horrific. AUSTEN is the cause of all this and AUSTEN is to blame.

      • Deb in SF says

        March 30, 2022 at 7:38 pm

        Ciara never proclaimed her “love” for Austen. Her “like,” yes. It was Andrea who told Austen that Ciara loved him, and you could see that changed how Austen behaved around both Ciara and Lindsay afterwards. Andrea changed the dynamic of that relationship, unwittingly.

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        • PopCultureKelly says

          March 31, 2022 at 5:17 pm

          Very true!!!

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  12. Ali says

    March 30, 2022 at 2:49 am

    Lindsay is so utterly self absorbed it isn’t funny. Her recent missteps, not making sure that Mya was accommodated when going out to a club, etc. If it doesn’t fit her narrative, well she just doesn’t give a flip. Bad enough look on a 25 yo Ciara, but on a 35 yo? Nah, she needs to quit. Danielle is just her bobble headed yes woman. Should Ciara have thrown the glass, no. She had been hyped up all night and exploded. Its just sad all around. All I can hope is that all parties watch this and feel ashamed. But this is reality TV, such an epiphany will not happen.

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    • PopCultureKelly says

      March 30, 2022 at 10:45 am

      It is sad all around, you’re right. All over Muppet Mouth McGee who doesn’t care an iota about either of them.

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  13. Clutching Pearls says

    March 30, 2022 at 12:19 pm

    Can someone explain why Danielle goes harder for Lindsay than Lindsay does for herself?

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    • PopCultureKelly says

      March 30, 2022 at 12:27 pm

      When has she had to go hard for herself? She’s usually low key and doesn’t have drama with anyone.

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    • MHP says

      March 30, 2022 at 4:24 pm

      I think it’s bc Danielle was pretty much a no from the producers after her first season. It was so cringey. No one wanted to be her friend bc of their loyalty to the twin dating fuckboi era Carl. But her new formed friendship with Lindsay gave her an angle back on the show. Although she came back and made out with weird Jordan! Thank goodness she settled down into her own. I think Danielle’s loyalty to Lindsay comes from what Lindsay did for her in regards to the show.

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  14. Mary says

    March 31, 2022 at 1:48 pm

    Anyone else see the Deux Moi blind about Craig hooking up with his “long time southern love” three times before making it official with his “summer love”?

    He sucks.

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    • PopCultureKelly says

      March 31, 2022 at 5:19 pm

      Noooooooo!!! Omg Craig and Naomi??? Stop it!!!! Thanks for the breaking news (to me anyway!)

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  15. Sadiesue says

    March 31, 2022 at 10:10 pm

    Ah Jesus, girls fighting over boys! Neither are taking Austen ass to task. HE is who is to blame for all of this. I get that Ciara is hurt but she has putting herself through this again and again instead of taking the hint and moving on. Insisting on talking to Austen. Insisting on talking to Lindsay at her party. Insisting insisting and insisting. I just want to shake her and say “girl, get a clue!” It’s been clear from the get to that once u get in Lindsay’s crosshairs, u re dead meat. Not saying it is right but that’s fact. I don’t see Ciara as another Hannah – shudder at the thought – Ciara doesn’t have that meanness. But she really needs to move in and stop SAYING she’s over but actually get over it. And over AUSTEN, the human tampon? Ladies, show some class, not your ass. And the ass is Austen.

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  16. Randy says

    March 31, 2022 at 11:49 pm

    OMG I just watched this episode.
    No matter how many people tell her that Austin is the problem, she will only come for Lindsay. It bugs her so bad that Lindsay does not care… And why should she? They are not friends. Also Lindsay is only looking to get laid. If Ciara was looking for a boyfriend, she should have had that conversation with Austin and not Lindsay.
    And what is crazier, is the fact that Ciara went in harder on Danielle. That was just mind blowing because Danielle is not one to back down.
    Watching Paige grin that whole time was really sad as she really did help create that drama. She knows Austin is the problem but knew gas lighting Ciara would make good TV…
    Ciara has a lot of growing to do.
    On a side note, I’m sure Luke is happy not to be with her lol

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