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Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Loose Lips Sink Ships

March 22, 2022 by tamaratattles 18 Comments

Below Deck Sailing YachtI tried to start this Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap last night but could not do it. I feel like dog shit and I need to find something I will eat. My inability to eat is rather frightening and I’m sure contributes to the fact that I have no energy. Anyway, I’ll see what I can do with this episode. Tonight’s recaps may be late as well. I’m going to TRY to get them done.

One minute in and I am already confused as to who is screwing who. It looks like Daisy and Gary in the hot tub. Also, Ashley (ew) and Tom in a guest cabin. Then, mornings comes and the day of regret begins. Daisy apparently doesn’t remember a thing. Or so she says. But, there were plenty of witnesses. The new charter guests are mostly a family of adults. They have high expectations for the food. Kelsie has to redo all of Ashley’s bed. Tom gets a phone call that his best friends dad is in ICU and might not make it. They are very close. šŸ™

Dead Drunk

Chef Marcos gets to work on a birthday cake for one of the charter guests. They all get to bed early for the next charter. Ashley continues to complain that Gabriela gives her lists. That is because she doesn’t do anything unless she is told to! Even then Gabriela has to go back in and redo things! I don’t understand while Daisy is waiting until after the charter to deal with this situation.Ā  One of the male charter guests literally passes out during the middle of dinner and missed the whole cake. Colin and Gary brought out cake slices shirtless for Bunny, the designated cougar. It takes three of guys to get the birthday boy to his cabin.

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The beach setup goes horribly as usual. Ashley and Kelsie are disastrous, and the guests are on the way. Why isn’t there a male deck person there to help with the heavy lifting. Gabriela is mortified when she arrives with the guests. Nothing is ready. Not one thing. The guests are disappointed because there is not enough wind to sail. But later that night, the wind gets really scary and things are flying everywhere. Everyone loves dinner. And goes off to bed. The deck crew is up all night cleaning the deck. About five thirty in the morning, alarms go off. They are dragging anchor and the winds are over 30 knots. Shit is flying everywhere! YIKES!

P.S. There is a problem with my server and it’s almost impossible to upload photos. It may go down for maintenance.Ā  šŸ™

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Filed Under: Below Deck Sailing Yacht Tagged With: Ashley Marti, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Colin McRae, Daisy Kelliher, Gabriela Barragan, Gary King, Glenn Shephard, Kelsie Goglia, Marcos Spaziani, Parsifal III, Tom Pearson

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  1. Mike b. says

    March 22, 2022 at 6:54 pm

    BD Down Under is where it’s at.

    Reply
    • Okie says

      March 22, 2022 at 8:42 pm

      Where do I watch that?

      Reply
      • Nanette says

        March 23, 2022 at 12:16 am

        Peacock.

        Reply
        • NancyintheSmokies says

          March 23, 2022 at 11:59 am

          OH!! I am paying for Peacock and not watching it!! Thanks for the info Nanette-

          Reply
    • Bridgett says

      March 26, 2022 at 8:06 pm

      I was coming to say same thing. Captain Jason…damn! (Capt Sandy needs to take a page out of his book for how to be hands on captain)

      I do love Capt Glenn and the sailing yacht crew though.

      Reply
  2. Skeeter says

    March 22, 2022 at 8:55 pm

    TT I feel for you and the inability to eat so thank you for doing these recaps. They are a distraction to me and I am in desperate need of that. I am in the same situation. My mother in law just turned 98 on the 16th and 2 weeks ago the hospital sent her home basically so she can pass in her own home. She had a hip replacement a few months ago and I swear the anesthesia kicked in dementia. Up until then she was fine, well except for the usual getting old stuff. Last July she was riding her John Deere cutting 5 acres of grass, gardening and canning up everything. She has gone downhill so fast and now we have hospice coming in. The hospital sent her home with an inoperable brain tumor. The doctor said an operation would probably kill her. We have 2 houses on the property, she was living on her own with my husband and I keeping an eye on her from the other house. Now he is up there every night sleeping so he can help her if she gets up through the night. I chose to stay in our house because I am a terrible sleeper so at least when I am here I won’t bother anyone wandering around the house at all hours of the night. At least I can sit here and read, read and read some more. When I’ve read all the recaps of the shows I watch, I’ll go to the Kat drama and reread that or the Jodi Arias posts. Speaking of, if you get the REELZ channel on demand there is a good show on Jodi called The Friends Speak. Jodi’s name is on the menu, just click on it – it’s the only thing under her name. What a sick bitch that one is!

    ANYHOO, sorry for the longwinded post, just want you to know I am not eating either and am full of stress so I’m right there with you! Try to get some rest please! xoxo

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    • Nanette says

      March 23, 2022 at 12:20 am

      Did you ever read Tamara’s posts about How RHOC REALLY Works?

      What about Yolanda’s Lyme and David Foster’s prenup?

      Masterpieces!

      If you haven’t read them
      , I will paste in the links. I finally tracked them down for a new TT reader.

      Reply
      • Skeeter says

        March 27, 2022 at 9:56 am

        I probably have read them but would love to read them again. Thank you!

        Reply
    • RubyLuby says

      March 23, 2022 at 7:44 am

      I feel for you and the things you are going through. I was the caregiver for my aunt (in her 90’s) when she fell and broke her upper leg. After her operation while still in the hospital she attacked me. The nurses told me that it is not uncommon for anesthesia to have that sort of behavior-changing affect on older people. She did calm down somewhat after it all wore off but it does change their personality. My prayers go out to you and your family.

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      • Skeeter says

        March 27, 2022 at 9:59 am

        Thank you!

        Reply
  3. Skeeter says

    March 22, 2022 at 9:03 pm

    I almost forgot! Thanks to whoever told me to give BDSY another try – I am enjoying it. That witch Jenna really was a turn off last season and Adam the dick. Jenna is pregnant? Did I dream that or read it somewhere?

    Reply
    • Nanette says

      March 23, 2022 at 12:22 am

      Yay! Glad you gave it another shot. Capt. Glenn is wonderful. Colin, Gary, and Daisy are true pros. I love the shit stirrer Colin!

      Reply
      • FormerNYR says

        March 23, 2022 at 5:48 am

        Colin and Daisy are my favorites,
        Marcos is a super talented, like him also.

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        • FormerNYR says

          March 23, 2022 at 5:50 am

          *also

          Sorry it’s late/early

          Reply
  4. Sadiesue says

    March 23, 2022 at 6:24 am

    Oh does Ashley get one my nerves! So whinny, so entitled, so conceited. This chick has a hyper-conceited view of herself. I see Danielle working all the time. Ashley obviously thinks she is on vacation. She is just so annoying. And Gary should bottle whatever ā€œitā€ is that makes him so irresistible. He’s VERY good at his job and is cute enough. I think Ashley zeroed in on him for air time. She’ll show up on future reality shows because she is an attention whore.
    I love Marcos & he appears to be quite a good chef. And I do love Daisy though she really needs to get her crew together. And these guests are such a delight especially after the nightmare of Erika & Co. She & her husband deserve each other.

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  5. Gloria says

    March 23, 2022 at 8:48 am

    I love Marcos cooking, Daisy is not a strong leader, she is not dealing with Ashley poor work performance, Gary is cute, Glen is a sweetheart, Can’t wait for the new ā€œHotCaptainā€ below deck!šŸ˜Ž

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  6. NancyintheSmokies says

    March 24, 2022 at 2:59 pm

    Tamara, can you maybe get some ingredients for smoothies? I myself find it easier to drink than eat. I buy Orgain Protein Powder, put a banana, cup of water, protein powder and frozen fruit and milk in a blender, it is delicious and it gives you almost all the protein and calories you need. It is a pain in the ass to keep up with having bananas, but I do worry about you. You can have groceries delivered from your grocery store.

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  7. Sadiesue says

    March 25, 2022 at 1:49 am

    Oh I checked BD Down Under! Holy shit! captain Jason is sooooo hot! Just delicious! Love his attitude, work ethic, that he pulls his weight. And is is SOOOO HOT!!!!
    That is all.

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