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90 Day Fiance Recap Before The 90 Days There’s No Fear In Love

March 18, 2022 by tamaratattles 19 Comments

90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days RecapI finally have a minute to do the 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days recap. And by have the time, I have forced myself out of the fetal position and going to enjoy mocking these fools. Because, this is a very disappointing season. Much like MAFS which I promise to get to soon. Either tonight or tomorrow.

Memphis and Hamza

We start with Memphis going to a private meeting with Hamza’s mother and a translator. It was the Mom’s suggestion. Ut Oh. The mother’s first concern is that if Hamza moves to America and lives with Memphis, she is worried the ex-husband might not like a stranger raising his kid. This translator sucks. Memphis talks about growing up homeless. The mom is sorry for her suffering in childhood. But the translator really spins it in a negative way. Now Memphis is angry she says that she because a nurse practitioner without any support at all. Somehow, despite the crappy translator, they both cry and hug it out. But also, baby girl, your wig is slipping.

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Oh wow, Hamza’s sister, who is drop dead gorgeous and his mother take her wedding dress shopping. How sweet is that? I’m glad she likes the traditional Tunisian dresses. Memphis facetimes her mom for advice even though they are not very close. Her mom is very critical of all the dresses. They actually do a bridal pant suit. Who knew Tunisian women even wear pants? I mean they do but as a bride?

These two are getting married in two days, but she’s trying to get a prenup. Here is the thing. If you marry someone overseas and they come to the US and get a green card you are responsible for them for TEN YEARS. Male or female.  How does she not know this? Her attorney says to push the wedding back. And a post nup is the way to go. Um, is she a countess? How many assets does she have? She packs up and leaves the house to go to a hotel. Hamza is confused.

90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days RecapJasmine and Gino

Gino goes to bother Jasmine while she is working out. She finds that very weird. Well, Jasmine, Gino is a very weird person and you are kind of a bitch. That morning Jasmine said that his ex is threatening to post photos of her kids all over the Internet. She is worried about losing her job for some reason. He basically tells her to get a new job then. I cannot believe she is actually a teacher. Or that she makes $36K a year teaching in Panama.

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The nude photos of Jasmine are also potentially being sent out on the Internet. First of all, who sends nudes of their new girlfriend to the old girlfriend.  And why do all of these women sleep with Gino? It’s been a dry pandemic but I’d never sleep with Gino. I’d totally hook up with Ben. I’m just saying. But I am sure SOMEONE in the US would. And he deserves way better than Jasmine. Jasmine says she is not a sugar baby. Random thought. Except that Gino admits paying women to date him. These two slimeballs deserve each other. She asks him to show her his email and he looks terrified. She finds a post about a trip to Legoland  (ROFLMAO) that he went on with his ex.

But is was from 2014! She is an insane person. Gino has had enough. He’s done with her.

Mahogany and Ben

These two are on a trip. But, Mahogany has questions about Ben. She has learned something unsettling about his life. They are staying in separate rooms. That’s a bit odd, but okay. He texted her nonstop the previous night with super long texts. She didn’t answer any of them because it was kind of creepy. They are meeting for breakfast to talk about their relationship. But Surprise, surprise, surprise, (said in my Gomer Pyle voice for the old people) her parents have magically shown up for breakfast. She tells them about the texts and how he blames his failed relationships on his ex-wife and ex-girlfriend and takes no responsibility for his part.

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Meanwhile, Ben’s daily devotion was “There is no fear in love.” He thinks Mahogany is fearful about everything in their relationship. And he is pissed she didn’t respond to his texts. So he is refusing to meet her for breakfast. He wants to talk to her parents privately. Not with her. I am not even sure they are her parents. The apartment was a lie. Lots of things were lies.

Ximena and Mike

First of all why is Mike even still in Colombia? Ximena says she doesn’t want the relationship to be over. She just needed space to think things through. She wants him to stay and work things out. Mike’s friend calls again and she tells him not to stay at the house, to get a hotel room and return home ASAP. But, he says she wants him to stay. Of course she does! How will she pay her bills without him? His friends could not be more direct with him. Then Ximena and the friends argue in Spanish. Ximena says he can leave tomorrow then. Ximena is pissed. Mike is crying. Mike tells her that he might stay in a hotel tonight. Ximena convinces him to stay for another week.

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It is eventually negotiated that they will sleep together. However, they haven’t shared a bed once, so that probably just means sleep in the same bed. She reluctantly agrees if he doesn’t stare at her.  Well what do you know, Ximena gave it up. He says she was like a tiger. She says he was like an owl who stares at her. Aw how romantic. Later that night they have an actual date night. Bitch has to work for that money. He asks how things are after last night. She says, “Normal.” The talk about the wedding and Ximena is very unhappy that his friends are not supportive. She doesn’t want them there. Then she says no more sex until marriage. Ahhhhh, she’s a crafty one. Mike says he is getting jerked around. YA THINK?

Kimberly and Usman

With all of the negative stereotypes of Nigerian scammers, LET ALONE THE FACT HE WAS ON THE SHOW DOINT THE SAME THING WITH BABY GIRL LISA, why is Kimberly in Nigeria trying to get with someone who is her son’s age? I mean I hate to be harder than her than the dumb American guys. But, he was literally on the show before! Kimberly has Sojaboy take off the necklace she had made for him and explains that she had to pay FOURTY FIVE DOLLARS to get it in time for his birthday. So either she is poor, which would explain a lot, or she’s a miser like me. 🙂 She says that is how much thought she put into the gift. Then, she asks, “How much thought did you put into this trip for me?” He says, “Nothing.” I mean this is funny but not funny at the same time.  Poor Kim BALL EE!

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She is not giving the necklace back. She tells him he needs to do some sort of grand gesture if he wants her to stay. He laughs and she throws a drink in his face. Later they argue and Kim Ball EE is ready to go home if he doesn’t act right. He tells her “Safe flight.” Usman a dick and a scammer. I have ZERO  sympathy for Kimberly. She new he was a scammer when she got into this.

Ella and Johnny

And on we go to the step child of this show, Ella. She’s hardly ever on. They have met yet. This whole couple is ridiculous. Even more ridiculous than the rest and that is saying something. Johnny is not willing to meet her in Dubai because of the constraints on his quarantine situation. Of course she is stupid and doesn’t get that he wants to wait due to the you know THE PANDEMIC. Ella needs to get laid. WAIT WHAT? She already had sex with “a friend.” So my not just be with him? Johnny is very hurt. And Ella is a bitch who needs to know when to keep her mouth shut. But, Johnny is remarkably understanding. She cries and makes it all about her.

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  1. LakeCarly says

    March 18, 2022 at 10:45 pm

    Ella, the step child of the show–lol–perfect!

    I mean, whoever is playing the role of Mahogany’s mother could actually be her. Mahogany looks like her a lot. That whole situation is really the only intriguing storyline on the show right now. The rest of the couples just fight to break up so they can have a cliffhanger and then make up next week. But, of course, I will continue to watch. About to cue up this week’s “First Look”.

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    • Babs RS says

      March 19, 2022 at 12:37 am

      Ella, who doesn’t understand or CARE that Johnny will have to quarantine for 5 more weeks after going to Dubai before he will be allowed back into China due to their Covid restrictions. He is the sole support of his parents and his cute little boy Stoney, so what would they do if he got Covid and couldn’t work for awhile or forever??

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      • Deb in SF says

        March 19, 2022 at 4:51 am

        Ella is ridiculous. Johnny should get out while he can. These couples are all disasters.

        TT, the EXTRA $45 Kimberly spent on the necklace was for shipping it to him (or her) in time for his birthday. That was in addition to the cost of the necklace itself. I don’t think she’s poor.

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 19, 2022 at 12:04 pm

          I understood that. I just think bringing up the $45 payment for expedited shipping was ridiculous. She’s spent all this money going to Nigeria and buying jewelry but it is the $45 in shipping that was the big deal?

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          • Deb in SF says

            March 19, 2022 at 9:17 pm

            Yeah, good point! She’s rather pathetic.

            Reply
  2. Meindc says

    March 19, 2022 at 6:19 am

    Jasmine said that his ex is threatening to post photos of her kids all over the Internet.

    I think she said “tits”, not “kids”. 😜

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 19, 2022 at 12:05 pm

      Hmm maybe I misunderstood? Tits would make more sense…

      Love,

      Your half deaf half blind elderly recapper. 🙂

      Reply
    • MzzMojo says

      March 19, 2022 at 5:16 pm

      First, I agree Gino shouldn’t have shared her “tit pics”. But…1) she shows 98% of them on tv all the time and 2) best way to avoid having pics shared is don’t send in first place 🤷🏽‍♀️ just sayin’

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      • Michelle says

        March 21, 2022 at 5:53 pm

        I wonder if being on Before The 90 Days could have an effect on her school teaching career. Gino is a moron for sending the boob pics to his ex-girlfriend and Jasmine had every reason to be upset with him. Mike needs to leave Columbia ASAP and have no further contact with Ximea. She can go find another meal ti…..I mean man.

        Sorry TT, but that’s a hard NOE on Gino and Ben. I’d worry about Gino sending my boob photos (they still look pretty good) to Jasmine. Ben just weirds me out. There is something off about him, but I can’t put my finger on what it is. Kimberleeeeee lives in San Diego. Having lived their for almost 15 years you need to have at least a few $$$ to be able to make it.

        I think Ella is the Step-Child because she makes everything about herself. And her storyline is a one trick pony. Will Johnny meet up with her in Dubai. I totally understand where he is coming from and would be willing to wait. I’ve been celibate this long what’s a few more months? If I did get a little action during that time I would never tell him. Ella just did that to make him jealous and to “encourage” him to meet her in Dubai.

        I am going to go out on a limb and say Memphis marries Hazma. Will they stay married? I hope so. Damn I wrote a lot. Sorry for all of the babbling…..

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  3. Sarah in Australia says

    March 19, 2022 at 8:06 am

    Thanks for the recap, this is my favourite show.

    I feel so sorry for Johnny, she played him like a fiddle.

    And Mike. Please go home. He’s such a nice and gentle man, won’t have any trouble dating at home now.

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    • Deb in SF says

      March 19, 2022 at 9:19 pm

      Hmm. Read up on him. NOT such a nice man after all.

      Reply
  4. JenKen says

    March 19, 2022 at 1:19 pm

    As an old person – Gomer Pyle made me hear it perfectly in my head and then giggle.

    Reply
    • Michelle says

      March 21, 2022 at 5:54 pm

      I am semi-old (in my 40s) and I enjoyed the Gomer Pyle reference too.

      Reply
  5. tamaratattles says

    March 19, 2022 at 2:03 pm

    Surprise, Suprise, Surpise! Thanks for getting it. 🙂

    Reply
    • MzzMojo says

      March 19, 2022 at 5:16 pm

      I can’t get it out of my head…lol

      Reply
    • Kathy Gori says

      April 11, 2022 at 7:04 pm

      Oh I got it , finally it’s time to use my moms’ favorite expression, “Cause I’m older than dirt.”

      Reply
  6. MzzMojo says

    March 19, 2022 at 5:17 pm

    Just saw commercial that MFAS Australia is coming back to life time 3/31 😍😍😍😍

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      March 19, 2022 at 8:28 pm

      Oh THAT IS FANTASTIC NEWS. Lifetime Is the New Bravo!

      Reply
  7. Belinda says

    March 20, 2022 at 7:10 am

    Mike has a nervous breakdown. What we did not see is when Ximena said no sex he threatened suicide. Was punching the walls behaving just like a simp. That is why when he was laying on the kid’s bed the producer broke the 4th wall and said are you ok. This show really needs to stop showing sex tourist! It’s gross and nasty!

    Kimberley and the eye situation. Those bags got dark! She is just another gross sex tourist. But atleast Usman got his video out there! Free publicity. That lady reminds me of a gorillaz video.

    Ella is a liar! Yea ok I really believe her… just another manipulation to get her way.

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