After last night, Spies One And Two had a chat about last night. The Townhouse is an upscale gay bar that has been around NYC since the 1950s. The housewife is very familiar with it. People know her and the staff just allows it because of “who she is.”
Spy one found out some more information from spy two this morning. While Spy One was getting a cab for the housewife, the housewife was throwing herself at Spy number two. “She told him even though he’s a fag she could turn him. He just said no I’m good. She kept trying to kiss him. He said no thanks. He pushed her away.” Spy number two believes she was clearly “on something.” At that point the spies just left as the night was essentially ruined. The staff knows when she comes she will want to sing. Her stuff is very heavily auto tuned. She can’t hold a note.
Lu needs to find some happiness in her life but she’s going about it in all the wrong ways. It’s obvious she’d like to have a man sweep her off her feet, marry her and live happily ever after. She just hasn’t seemed to figure out that making a drunken ass of herself isn’t going to do it. I hope this little episode makes her decide to stop drinking and go into rehab. She’s playing a very dangerous game. Thanks for all the tea today, Tamara.
She really wants love but she also wants a very specific kinda man-white, wealthy, sporty, sohisticated, lives on the Upper East Side and those men are in high demand and short supply. They’re usually douche bags too.
I wonder if that view of Tom’s apartment from her window stirred up too many painful memories.
Ugh. She is an inch away from getting canceled.
We can hope!!!!
TT you are on FI-AH!!! You’ve got tea kettles on all 4 burners and I LOVE IT!!!!
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