It’s time for another RHOC recap, but first, if you missed my exclusive on RHOC casting yesterday click here. Also if you missed all of the legal drama going on with Dr. Jen you can read those here. This will probably be a rather short post because I try to avoid all the Heather Dubore (thanks, Kelly Dodd) infomercials as much as possible. Sadly, it is basically the whole show this season. Okay, I’m a bit late because Survivor was very dramatic tonight! But, I’m going in!
We start right away with an infomercial for the Dubores “therapy show.” I love how shady production shows a few highlights from their crappy marriage. Why these two think they are marriage counselors all the sudden is mind blowing to me. Apparently, the basement of the mausoleum is a full on lounge. The tackiness is shocking. Gina continues to be Heather’s lap dog and trash Shannon to her. What is wrong with Richard Marx? How can he like these people. Gina is now also a marriage counselor trying to tell Jen what to do with her relationship. Good Grief. BTW Jen and Ryne’s house is on the market. It’s over priced. They have been trying to sell for months.
Shane Gets Sworn In
Jen is now going to do some sort of brain neuron stimulation now? Does no one investigate their doctors anymore? I could not figure out why everyone is so very rude to Noella until this. Noella is left to film with her mother. Unpopular opinion alert: I love Noella. I actually saw her put a spoonful of food in her mouth. Randomly, Noella blurts out that she has never been with a black man. He father is black. Noella’s boobs are not saggy at all but they are naturally very low on chest. I guess she has a long torso? God knows she looks great naked, she naked all the time on IG.
I have always been a Shane fan and I am so thrilled that he finally passed the bar. He and Emily are both licensed in Utah and California now. Emily says, “now he can work” like he hasn’t been working the whole time. She’s really never been very supportive of Shane. Shane seems so happy. Let’s see how long it takes for Emily to take the wind out of him. Emily meets with a man who was wrongly convicted. She is working with the California Innocence Project. Well, that is a redeeming quality. I could not do that type of work. I get too emotionally invested. All of y’all are enough of an emotional investment for me. Plus, some of y’all even like me back and care about me! LOL. He was in jail for fifteen and a half years for a crime he did not commit.
Gina and her ex take all three of their kids to the dentist. It’s the same guy who assaulted her a year or so ago. They are laughing and joking about their mugshots when they see one of the kids photos that the dentist took. They are happily co-parenting which is kind of shocking.
Seriously, A “Brain Scan Party”?
Jen calls Noella and tells her to be on her best behavior at her event. So everyone arrives at Jen’s event. There is apparently, a Kelly Dodd look alike at the party that freaks some of them out. This brain scan thing is the biggest scam ever. Well, not really, the fake filler scam is worse. Noella tells Emily that Jen called her to tell her not to disparage her at her party. I don’t think this is Jen’s house. Seriously, is this the dumbest party that has ever been held? Jen is giving a ten minute Powerpoint lecture with charts and everything. The ten minute thing is over thirty minutes. Then she tells some sort of sob story about her dad. Everyone claps when it mercifully comes to an end.
Shannon tries to clear the air with Gina about Gina telling everyone that Shannon is jealous of her. My DVR ended in the middle of their arguing and I am not mad about it. This seasons suck donkey dick.
I missed Archie tonight. 🙁 The first episode of Beyond the Edge is on now and it looks GREAT. It’s like that show whose name escapes me where a pair is dropped into the jungle to survive. But it is with “celebrities” competing for money for their charity.