Again, I am a Bachelor In Paradise fan, but I’m not so into the The Bachelor or Bachelorette shows. I’ll watch them occasionally. But, it’s not must see TV for me. BUT, Y’ALL! Never in the history of the show as a guy fucked up so badly as Clayton has this year. There is a good chance that there will be no one to choose from tonight because they are all livid and disgusted with him. If you missed my post from last night, everything you need to know is here. Tonight is MUST SEE TV! I’m so excited! IT FINALLY IS THE MOST DRAMATIC FINALE IN BACHELOR HISTORY! Why am I sofa king excited?
So even though Susie quit the show after finding out that Clayton slept with all of them and is in love with all of them, she is still in Iceland. Jesse goes to talk to her and beg her to talk to him again. Clayton talks to his parents about Susie and she shows up. So it’s not even a private conversation? Oh Susie wants to talk to him alone outside. He begs her for a second chance and says he doesn’t want to lose her. She says that is not a decision she can make right now. It was a very short conversation.
Clayton has decided to go tell Gabby and Rachel that he wants to be with Susie. REALLY? After all he did to them to make them stay and feel like he would marry one of them??? The two runners up are very confused about the meeting they are about to have. They were both supposed to have another date and that didn’t happen. So he is going to tell them in a public restaurant? Sure it is probably shut down for Covid, but really? It couldn’t be somewhere more intimate? Oh it looks like it is in their hotel above the restaurant. He just totally dumped them both for Susie. Gabby has nothing to say and she leaves. Rachel is sitting there devastated and he leaves her to chase Gabby.
Gabby Makes Like A Tree And Leaves!
Gabby reads Clayton for filth and I.AM.HERE.FOR.IT. She’s great. Let her be The Bachelorette. I love how she calls him out for addressing all three of them as a group. He asks to walk her out. She says no. GOOD FOR HER. We can see the audience clapping. She walks out and I guess production packs all her bags for her and brings them to her. Next, Gabby comes out on the live stage to talk about the douchebag. Her grandpa is there and she runs to the audience to give him a big hug and I am crying for the 47th time today. It’s a depression day and I am fine with being overly emotional. It’s WAY better than an anxiety day. Some of you will understand that.
Gabby has such grace on camera. I’d be a vindictive bitch. She is a way better human than I am. Then they bring out Clayton. Clayton arrives to a smattering of applause. Gabby tells him she feels like he mislead her and she feels betrayed by him. She brings up the fact that Clayton had already told Susie that he loved her the most. She says it is clear that he wanted Susie and that he mislead her to make her think it was him. She tries to explain to Clayton in her kind way, what love actually is.
I Just Want To Give Rachel A Hug
Next we go back to Iceland. Clayton talks with Rachel. Rachel tries to explain to Clayton what love is. I don’t think he will ever get it. She talks about them shouting I love you from the top of a building and how lucky she felt to have finally found love. On the other hand she still seems to be pleading her case to stay with him. Oh Sweetie, this is not a man to be fighting for. Take what is left of you dignity and leave. Do not beg this man to love you! She is so broken. She says she won’t just stop loving him. She says her leaving is the biggest mistake he has ever made. Is that her dad watching her breakdown from the audience? He might beat Clayton’s ass.
Back on the live stage, I feel like Rachel is still in love with him. She really thought they were going to be together. But, she says after watching the season, she no longer has feeling for him. Then, they bring him out to talk to her. She starts talking and her dad looks like he is ready to lunge. Clayton is just blathering about nothing. And she says she doesn’t believe his apologies and the audience applauds. Jesse asks her parents to speak. They basically bite their tongues. Rachel says he told her she was the first person he has said “I love you” to in six years. She believed him. She asks if he said that because he wanted to sleep with her. He said no.
So What Happens With Susie?
So if you don’t follow the show, Susie is the one that got away. When she found out he was intimate with the other two women and told all three of them that he was in love them them, she wisely left. Will she take him back? Should she? He is standing somewhere in Iceland with the ring and is hoping she shows up. I hope she shows up and says no. And she does. WOW! This has never happened before. He keeps trying and says he will keep trying for as long as it takes. He won’t give up until she tells him it is over. She tells him it is over. She hugs him and leaves. Good for her!
The Jesse teases that Clayton might not have ended up alone… WHAT? Then Clayton is back on the couch alone continuing to apologize. Clayton says he left Iceland and went home alone and then someone reached out to him. It was Susie. They are dating. Oh Susie. They are deeply in love and have been together for four months. He has quit his job and moved to Virginia to be with her. They are not getting engaged, but he did finally get to give her the final rose.
In one final surprise, the next Bachelorette is Gabby AND Rachel! They could not decide! Gabby asks if they are dating the same guys. LOL. They are both SHOCKED. There will be thirty men for them to choose from. That was truly the most shocking finale ever.