Tonight’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap is a bit late because I got off to a late start today and spent several hours on the Killing Eve recap of last night’s show. That is such a great show but with only 12 functioning brain cells, it can be difficult for me to follow. BTW, these idiot guests did an exclusive with Reality Blurb that is utterly ridiculous. Click the link to read the COMMENTS. That’s the good part. So anyway, on with the show!
We start with Captain Glenn trying to placate Chuck and his childish palate. But, Captain Glenn is not happy with him. There is some kind of catastrophe with Tom and the tinder, AGAIN. Meanwhile, it is time for a beach set up. And those always go smoothly. NOT. One of the guests has destroyed a white couch by sitting on it with self tanner on. The stupidity of these people is seemingly endless.
The Dreaded Beach Picnic
Chuck finally stops bitching about the food. People try to tell Chuck to act like a grown adult. The other guests are irritated with Chuck. One of them, Rhett, is ready to beat Chuck’s ass for making them all look like dicks. Also, he may have called his wife a bitch. Could we be so lucky to see Rhett give Chuck the old fashioned beatdown he deserves? Rhett is on the phone bitching to someone about what a douchebag Chuck is. Brett and his wife Janelle, just try to stay way from Erica and Chuckie.
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Ashley continues to constantly whine about her job and somehow thinks she is doing all the work. Gurl, please. Tom doesn’t seem like he gets that he dodged a bullet with Ashley. Gary is stuck with her. I doubt he wants her either. Why is she in Gary’s cabin when she is supposed to be working and he is trying to get a quick nap in on his break.?
CHEF DOWN!
Oh no! Chef Marcos has cut his hand! Daisy runs for help. Wow, he also has a nasty gash on his head! Oh it seems like it is only the head injury. He needs medical. But he wraps his head up and gets right back in the kitchen. His head is killing him, but he is hellbent on getting dinner done on time. Meanwhile, Rhett and his wife really don’t want to have dinner Erica and Chuckie. Tori’s mother is just as awful. For some reason Gary was asked to join them for dinner. Is that allowed? Captain Glenn unfortunately has to sit next to Chuckie.
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Just when you thought this could not possibly get any worse. The mother, who randomly dressed like Marilyn Moore for dinner, sings Happy Birthday to Captain Glenn as if he is JFK at the dinner table. Apparently, there is a gene for “uncouth.” The next morning, Marcos still has a bad headache. 🙁 Tom WOULD CAN’T EVEN DO HIS OWN JOB PROPERLY, is telling Gabriella that she is not arranging the pillows properly? Meanwhile, Ashley went to bed last night without completing the setups for breakfast. She did not make the juices. Marcos is irritated as well. He wants to have a meeting about Ashley. He’s working his ass off with a head injury and she is halfassing things making it difficult for everyone. He bleed through all the gauze last night. That is not good. Head injuries to tend to bleed a lot.
Tip Meeting
Captain Glenn tells the Mama that she is going to have to pay for the couch being repaired. Cindi tries to tell the others that they all have to pay for it. NOPE. That’s on the primaries. They will probably just take it out of the tip. FINALLY, they get the fuck off the boat. At the tip meeting Captain Glenn praised Daisy and the interior. Daisy and Gabriella both know there are problems with the interior, and the problem is Ashley. Of course they left a shitty tip of $6,500. I’m not shocked. The worst most demanding guests always leave shitty tips. And these were the shittiest of the shitty. The only got about $700.
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They all have some wine and prepare to get ready to go out and release some stress. But first, Ashley bitches to Colin about being third stew. She also mentions she is not speaking with her sister because she “screwed every guy she ever liked.” Marcos bangs his head again getting into his bunk. OUCH! Captain Glenn tries again to clean the couch. Daisy apparently has to supervise and all she wants to do is get a drink.
Off For A Crew’s Night Out
The crew bonds over dinner. Chef Marcos says this is the first crew that feels like a family. Gabriella, is absolutely stunning. I love her hair, the dress the whole look. It’s top notch. Meanwhile, Ashley is trying to tell Gary to stop flirting with everyone and just hook up with her. Did she not watch is previous seasons? Gary just wants to get his dick wet without all the accompanying drama. Ashley freaks out when Gary and Daisy have a friendly kiss and then go for a smoke. Gary tries to hook up with Daisy but she is not interested. They all drunkenly fall into the vans to go back to the boat.
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Ashley continues to stalk Gary and throw herself at him. Gary already knows he will regret it if he gives Ashley what she wants. The drunk people try to wrap Marcos’s wounds with Saranwrap. Finally, RHOM is coming back to Bravo. Then, they all head off to the jacuzzi. Gary tells the guys he is going to fuck Daisy tonight. Daisy overhears and goes to bed. Also, who is Kelsie? Oh it’s a deckhand. Since Gary won’t give it up to Ashley, she decides to go after Tom. I’d be shocked if he was still interested at this point. But apparently he is drunk enough to go for it. They go to the guest cabins for privacy while Gary and Daisy get busy in the hot tub.
Daisy and Gary on WWHL. Does WWHL always have the stupid huge closed captions all the time. I do not have them turned on and it only happens on WWHL. It’s so annoying.
I Love the closed captioning! This was a great episode. It was entertaining from start to finish. I Love Daisy, and I Love that Gary has so much respect for her, he was sweet on WEHL. I LOL’d when that hot tub scene led into THEM being the guests! Andy asked the stupidest questions.
Marilyn Monroe apparently is still alive and she’s 100 years old. How. Fucking. Embarrassing.
The crew killed it, Leon would be inpatient with that head injury. Jesus!! I love sailing, I love this season, I think these are my people.
I agree – great episode and then WWHL was a letdown. The games didn’t work and it’s hard to do the 321 answer match game when one person is on a delay. But it was nice to see Gary and Daisy getting along so well.
We all need more Captain Glenn in our lives to smooth everything over. He’s always like, it will be fine, it will work out, we’ll get it done, we’ll just make it work.
I think my favorite part of the episode was the look that Colin was giving to Chuck when he was ranting about the food. When Colin is looking at you like you’re the biggest dick on the planet, you are the biggest dick on the planet.
Why don’t they show the female deckhand more? She’s like the Gabriella of the boat.
“It doesn’t taste like McDonalds” Yes, I’ll go on a luxury cruise to eat “hamburgers.” He has the taste buds of a billy goat. I was laughing.
Cindi and her SOL appear to be mentally ill. They both claim things that contradict what we saw with our own two 👀!
How DARE 51 Minds cast those assholes after the shit Cindi sent to Daisy (@daisykellerher87) after their last season. LIES. Because what she claimed happened were LIES. Because we SAW what happened. Then, on the beach, she gives Daisy a necklace. Cunt mother and cunt daughter call Daisy two-faced, but they have multiple personalities.
I think 51 Minds should pay the yacht owner for the couch if the charters default. And make up the difference in the tips. 51 has very poor judgement with casting, including letting these psychos return.
We already knew 51 Minds was one mind short of a full deck. That is the company that cast Ryan Jenkins on “Megan Wants a Millionaire.” After that, he was on “I Love Money 3.” “Megan” had just started airing when he killed Jasmine Fiore, his wife of five months.
I always love your comments Nanette.
Me Too. I look for them!
I look for yours too.
Awww, shucks! Thanks.
I agree, the production company should pay for the damage that guests do. It’s not fair to the crew, since their tips are affected
They didn’t know they would be charged at the time they left the tip. They are just assholes.
I couldn’t believe the tanner stain on the couch! What kind of people don’t offer on their own to pay for the cleaning? And then when the mom (who had caused the stain) told the other guests that they had to share the cost?! And Charles was just too much. Had production told him to act like that? I can’t imagine any regular person acting like that on their own.
I, too, liked seeing Daisy’s and Gary’s banter and interactions on WWHL. So much better than the fighting of last year.
Click the link Tamara imbedded from Reality Blurb, she claims production told him to act like that while also saying ” I am not responsible for his behavior!” You can’t have it both ways cupcake. Sorry commenting so much I just really am excited for a good season of SOMETHING.
Last night Erika posted a pic of herself up against a wall, dressed in a Amazon Prime Valentines red pajama short set and scuffed up bottom Fau’voutins in the ‘first kiss foot pop’ pose .. Butt PUSHED out to camera with ‘ That’s all. Focus on what’s really going on in our life’
It’s gone this morning
Is it bad that I am DONT GO!! I NEED TO SEE THIS EXPLOSION OF NUTCASE !
(I have the screen cap. I’m using it for my mother in law’s contact pic)
Not long before the Guests from Satan’s Butthole left, I swear there was a scene where Charles was sitting at a table with a briefcase open and holding a stack of cash. I seem to recall him running his thumb across it, cartoon-villain style. My thought was, “Oh, this jerk is removing money set aside for the tip!” Now, granted, I was playing Happy Color at the time and not giving it my full attention, so I could be mistaken. Did anyone else see this? It kind of makes sense if he did, based on the decent tip last time. Then again, if he had, why wouldn’t his thirsty wife had mentioned it in her “defense” of their indefensible behavior?
Yes I saw it. Snidley Whiplash.
I saw WWHL , Gary is madly in love with Daisy, any fool could see it!
Where did these assholes get their money? And why were they allowed to returned with a 3
year old and an older delusional woman who thinks she’s still 35? Was sooo hoping the 3 yr old was gonna get a whomping.
I think Erica Rose started with Daddy’s money. She was on reality show “You’re Cut Off” about a bunch of trust fund “kids” having to make do like the rest of us plebes. Wearing her tiara, of course.
GROSS! CHUCK is a lawyer and her partner in their law firm. 🤮🤮🤮
What do you call 400 dead lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start! (Actually, we only need ONE!) OH, how I wish Marcos would have asked him that question!
Before being on “You’re Cut Off,” Erica was on “The Bachelor,” and “Bachelor Pad.” Prince Lorenzo Borghese was the bachelor that season, and Erica (of course) wore her tiara.
(Oops — I just noticed it was already mentioned in the Reality Blurb interview. Sorry.)
So after reading the article you posted, seems like they we casted as guests and it was mainly production driven to cause these awful reactions against the crew. So did bravo chip in another 12k to make up the difference in tip since they cause these issues? I dunno with all the nonsense with the heather show, what is happening with this network?! Haven’t we been shown time and time again that giving these people a camera, they will put on quite a show without stupid produced intervention. And seriously does Gary have BDE or is this just cabin fever🤣
I’m not sure how the booking of guests goes now, but when the first show started they advertised in Yachting magazines. I want to say it was like 10 or 15K at that time. And I believe you had to get there. That is pretty cheap for a private cruise. Especially when you bring six to eight people. All meals, all drinks, etc. However, there are a lot of down sides for the guests. For example they film flyovers and everyone has to stay inside, there are a lot of inconveniences they know up front like delays on beach picnics and they can’t really just wander wherever the want to on land.
And yes, production does tell them to do certain things. BUT THAT SAID. You don’t have to look like an asshole on TV unless you are really an asshole.
It’s Colin who has the BDE! He is so hot! Partly because he is funny. The opposite of Austen, who most people guess the reason ladies are attracted to him is his tallness. Give me Colin ANYDAY over Austen.
Is it just me but did Ericka seem a little embarrassed towards the end? She was making excuses for the husband’s behavior. Not good ones though! I would love to know what their friends think. I know she will probably be looking for a new hairdresser. I wanted Rhett to just give him a shove in to the water. He would have cried.
I can’t look at Chuck without thinking of the 1960s song, “The Name Game.”
Chuck, Chuck, bo buck, banana fanna fo FUCK fi fi mo muck CHUCK!
If I had his phone number I would call him and sing it. Relentlessly. From a burner phone. Just to torment him. I don’t think he has any friends. I wonder why…
I think he has either a teeny weenie or a wobbly weenie. Maybe it USED to work. Until he got married. And now, Mr. ROSE has no balls either.
All I really want to know is—what is the name of the cleaning product that took the ‘Maloof “ out of the white sofa? Is this a product we can get in the states?
I think she said it was Vanish. I’m pretty sure it’s available on Amazon.
You are right, it is Vanish and it is on Amazon. There are several Vanish products.
I couldn’t believe that Daisy didn’t seem to know that with leather, which is porous, you need to act quickly. Or maybe she usually would have known, but had such brain fry from dealing with those assholes.
Thank you!
I had something fall from the top shelf of my closet and hit me on the noggin about 12 years ago. It hurt so badly and though I didnt have a piece of scalp in my hand, the top of my head looked like Marco’s. I ended up getting 4 stiches for it, and I was pretty surprised the dr didnt recommend getting his stitched up, if only for the reason that it would reduce the chance of infection. I felt so badly for him
Now I love a pain in the ass guest, but Chuck was horrible, hope to never see them again.
Ashley M. is a privileged, lying, c__t. She’s just as bad as horrible guests like Chuck/Charles, both need a proper throat punch