Tonight’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap is a bit late because I got off to a late start today and spent several hours on the Killing Eve recap of last night’s show. That is such a great show but with only 12 functioning brain cells, it can be difficult for me to follow. BTW, these idiot guests did an exclusive with Reality Blurb that is utterly ridiculous. Click the link to read the COMMENTS. That’s the good part. So anyway, on with the show!
We start with Captain Glenn trying to placate Chuck and his childish palate. But, Captain Glenn is not happy with him. There is some kind of catastrophe with Tom and the tinder, AGAIN. Meanwhile, it is time for a beach set up. And those always go smoothly. NOT. One of the guests has destroyed a white couch by sitting on it with self tanner on. The stupidity of these people is seemingly endless.
The Dreaded Beach Picnic
Chuck finally stops bitching about the food. People try to tell Chuck to act like a grown adult. The other guests are irritated with Chuck. One of them, Rhett, is ready to beat Chuck’s ass for making them all look like dicks. Also, he may have called his wife a bitch. Could we be so lucky to see Rhett give Chuck the old fashioned beatdown he deserves? Rhett is on the phone bitching to someone about what a douchebag Chuck is. Brett and his wife Janelle, just try to stay way from Erica and Chuckie.
Ashley continues to constantly whine about her job and somehow thinks she is doing all the work. Gurl, please. Tom doesn’t seem like he gets that he dodged a bullet with Ashley. Gary is stuck with her. I doubt he wants her either. Why is she in Gary’s cabin when she is supposed to be working and he is trying to get a quick nap in on his break.?
Oh no! Chef Marcos has cut his hand! Daisy runs for help. Wow, he also has a nasty gash on his head! Oh it seems like it is only the head injury. He needs medical. But he wraps his head up and gets right back in the kitchen. His head is killing him, but he is hellbent on getting dinner done on time. Meanwhile, Rhett and his wife really don’t want to have dinner Erica and Chuckie. Tori’s mother is just as awful. For some reason Gary was asked to join them for dinner. Is that allowed? Captain Glenn unfortunately has to sit next to Chuckie.
Just when you thought this could not possibly get any worse. The mother, who randomly dressed like Marilyn Moore for dinner, sings Happy Birthday to Captain Glenn as if he is JFK at the dinner table. Apparently, there is a gene for “uncouth.” The next morning, Marcos still has a bad headache. 🙁 Tom WOULD CAN’T EVEN DO HIS OWN JOB PROPERLY, is telling Gabriella that she is not arranging the pillows properly? Meanwhile, Ashley went to bed last night without completing the setups for breakfast. She did not make the juices. Marcos is irritated as well. He wants to have a meeting about Ashley. He’s working his ass off with a head injury and she is halfassing things making it difficult for everyone. He bleed through all the gauze last night. That is not good. Head injuries to tend to bleed a lot.
Captain Glenn tells the Mama that she is going to have to pay for the couch being repaired. Cindi tries to tell the others that they all have to pay for it. NOPE. That’s on the primaries. They will probably just take it out of the tip. FINALLY, they get the fuck off the boat. At the tip meeting Captain Glenn praised Daisy and the interior. Daisy and Gabriella both know there are problems with the interior, and the problem is Ashley. Of course they left a shitty tip of $6,500. I’m not shocked. The worst most demanding guests always leave shitty tips. And these were the shittiest of the shitty. The only got about $700.
They all have some wine and prepare to get ready to go out and release some stress. But first, Ashley bitches to Colin about being third stew. She also mentions she is not speaking with her sister because she “screwed every guy she ever liked.” Marcos bangs his head again getting into his bunk. OUCH! Captain Glenn tries again to clean the couch. Daisy apparently has to supervise and all she wants to do is get a drink.
Off For A Crew’s Night Out
The crew bonds over dinner. Chef Marcos says this is the first crew that feels like a family. Gabriella, is absolutely stunning. I love her hair, the dress the whole look. It’s top notch. Meanwhile, Ashley is trying to tell Gary to stop flirting with everyone and just hook up with her. Did she not watch is previous seasons? Gary just wants to get his dick wet without all the accompanying drama. Ashley freaks out when Gary and Daisy have a friendly kiss and then go for a smoke. Gary tries to hook up with Daisy but she is not interested. They all drunkenly fall into the vans to go back to the boat.
Ashley continues to stalk Gary and throw herself at him. Gary already knows he will regret it if he gives Ashley what she wants. The drunk people try to wrap Marcos’s wounds with Saranwrap. Finally, RHOM is coming back to Bravo. Then, they all head off to the jacuzzi. Gary tells the guys he is going to fuck Daisy tonight. Daisy overhears and goes to bed. Also, who is Kelsie? Oh it’s a deckhand. Since Gary won’t give it up to Ashley, she decides to go after Tom. I’d be shocked if he was still interested at this point. But apparently he is drunk enough to go for it. They go to the guest cabins for privacy while Gary and Daisy get busy in the hot tub.
Daisy and Gary on WWHL. Does WWHL always have the stupid huge closed captions all the time. I do not have them turned on and it only happens on WWHL. It’s so annoying.