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Summer House Recap: A Summer House Fairytale

March 8, 2022 by tamaratattles 18 Comments

Summer House RecapBY: POPCULTUREKELLY

It’s an exciting day here at PCK Zoo. It’s Summer House recap night. Also, It’s the day that my oldest son got his driver’s license! Congratulations J! I look at him with such love and pride. Also with fervent  hope that he will never end up in a relationship like Kyle and Amanda’s. Or at the Summer House. We get to see the fallout from Kyle’s birthday speech that he gave last week. It’s still embarrassing and sloppy. Amanda storms off in embarrassment. Mya talks to Kyle. She tells him that she’s been where he is. She just wants both him and Amanda to be happy. He appreciates her kindness. He apologizes to the crew for his drunken speech. Speaking of drunks, Craig shows up at Paige’s apartment. They decide to date but not be exclusive. Paige decides to end any flirtation with Andrea. Summer House of bad decisions. 

Hot Hubbs Summer

In the car ride to the Hampton’s, Lindsay reveals that she invited Austen to the house. It’s her birthday and she’s throwing a huge bash. Ciara is concerned about Austen hanging out with Lindsay. Carl tells the girls that it’s the one year anniversary of his brother’s death. God that was so sad. Carl is in such a good place. He’s bringing his new friend McKenzie to Lindsay’s party. Can we fast forward to when Carl and Lindsay get together? Lindsay tells the girls that Austen is coming and staying in her room. Ciara looks pissed. Lol. Austen shows up and “bro’s” out with everyone. He lifts Lindsay up into a huge bear hug. Ciara quickly tells Austen that he can’t stay in Lindsay’s room. Ugh there’s too much back and forth middle school shit with these three. Everyone loses because Austen is NOT A PRIZE.

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Lindsay and Austen end up going out to a bar while the gang eats dinner at home. They’re all going to the Social Club for drinks later. Luke tries to process the Lindsay, Ciara and Austen of it all. Ciara is weirdly proud of telling Austen that he can’t stay in Lindsay’s room. Luke states what a hypocrite Ciara is. She treated Luke so poorly but is fine to get played by Austen. Ciara gets upset because the truth hurts. Austen and Lindsay pound shots. Austen tells Lindsay that Ciara told him he can’t stay in Lindsay’s room. He tells Lindsay that no one tells him what to do. He’s such a scumbag. When the whole gang convenes at Social Club, Austen and Ciara immediately start flirting. Ciara does it as a fuck you to Lindsay. It’s all so juvenile. They do succeed in getting under Lindsay’s skin though. 

Lindsay’s Birthday Party Is A Fairy Tale

It’s Lindsay’s birthday! The theme is Twisted Fairy Tale: Lindsay edition. She has a make your own sandwich bar, a taco truck to represent her love of Mexico, and a huge balloon arch that represents her eggs. She’s going all out. Everyone chips in to help set up, except Ciara. Carl is excited for McKenzie to arrive. She comes with flowers for Lindsay, which was thoughtful. Kyle and Austen go on a liquor run. In the car, Kyle tells Austen that “investors” have asked him if he and Amanda have a prenup. He’s afraid to bring it up to her. He’s also afraid to bring it up to her parents. Why would he have to tell her parents that? He doesn’t think it will go well. Typically nothing goes well in their relationship so he’s probably right. The whole conversation leaves Austen stressed. Adulting is too hard.

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The party looks DOPE. Some are dressed in Fairy Tale attire, others (Kyle) put on a unicorn inflatable. Lots of people arrive. Danielle wants to set Mya up with a friend of hers, Oliver. She doesn’t tell Mya as she wants them to meet organically.  Austen is drunk. He flirts with Ciara. Then flirts with Lindsay. Carl and McKenzie observe Kyle drunkenly hump various people in his  inflatable. McKenzie is appalled that Amanda is choosing to be with him forever. Same girl, same.  Danielle’s plan seems to work. Mya finds Oliver attractive. She does a shot with him. He finds Mya attractive too. Yay! Lindsay and Austen make out. Ciara scowls. Ciara and Austen flirt. Lindsay scowls. I hope the girls look back on this with horror because Austen is worth NONE of this. When Fairy Tales become nightmares: Lindsay edition. I’m so glad she’s with Carl now. Austen SUCKS. 

Still to come on Summer House Recaps….

Amanda and Kyle get married. Craig and Paige get serious. Lindsay and Carl bond deeper. We may see how they get together! Amanda and Kyle fight about the prenup. Shocker. Lindsay explodes over the Austen situation. Ciara and Danielle argue. Then Ciara throws a glass at her. Danielle is on WWHL. I’ll just give a quick summation. Danielle gives some shade to Paige and Craig. She doesn’t seem to  like Paige and Craig together. That’s interesting. Danielle rides hard from Lindsay. She’s a good friend. Danielle thinks Kyle and Amanda should get a prenup. She does believe that they love each other. That’s a wrap! Thank you so much for reading. See you in the comments! 

 

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Filed Under: Summer House Tagged With: Amanda Batula, Andrea Denver, Austen Kroll, Bravo, Ciara Miller, Craig Conover, Gabby Kniery, Jason Cameron, Julia McGuire, Kyle Cooke, Lindsay Hubbard, Luke Gulbranson, Paige DeSorbo, Summer House

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  1. Terri says

    March 8, 2022 at 3:28 pm

    Congrats to your son for getting his license! He’s already more mature than most of the residents of Summer House. I wouldn’t blame McKenzie if she broke up with Carl right after that party. Who would want to try to fit in with that drunken bunch of overgrown teens?

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    • PopCultureKelly says

      March 8, 2022 at 4:41 pm

      Awwe thank you Terri! Hahaha is really is. Oh I know, she didn’t seem to keen to be there. Can’t blame her. Unless you’re getting black out drunk, it can’t be much fun to watch them make fools of themselves 😂

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  2. tamaratattles says

    March 8, 2022 at 4:14 pm

    I was actually able to record this episode somehow. So, Andrea, and Luke the only hot guys in the house are basically ignored by the girls for the likes of AUSTEN, CRAIG (who is not aging well) and KYLE?

    MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

    Also, Andy asked the summer house girl on tonight’s WWHL what she thought about what Austen said to Ciara tonight. What was he talking about?

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    • PopCultureKelly says

      March 8, 2022 at 4:44 pm

      Guuuuurl I wish I could make it make sense!!!!! I’ll never understand it. Ummmm I think he was asking about how Austen would bounce from Ciara to Lindsay and flirt with them both? I was exhausted when I watched it so I may be misremembering.

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    • amanda says

      March 8, 2022 at 6:07 pm

      He said something like take your clothes off. I want to eat you from front to back. Or something. I was like HOLY SHIT. Ciara pointed to the camera and Austen acted surprised it was there, so idk.

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      • tamaratattles says

        March 8, 2022 at 9:20 pm

        Oh I saw that part. I’m not sure their mics were on because I could understand anything until Ciara said something about the cameras.

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  3. Rhonda Aucock says

    March 8, 2022 at 4:20 pm

    I cannot stand Austen, never could. I also can’t stand Ciara. Luke is right too.. Maybe Austen and Ciara belong together as they’re both wretched.

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    • PopCultureKelly says

      March 8, 2022 at 4:45 pm

      I give just a tiny bit of grace to Ciara because she’s only in her early 20’s. I hope and pray that as she matures she develops and a better picker. Austen is just horrific. No grace given 😂

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  4. Mike b. says

    March 8, 2022 at 4:22 pm

    I wonder where all these guests come from, a casting call? 200 of Lindsay’s closest friends I’m sure from her PR firm. I particularly notice the overweight black guy who’s been there for several seasons – hey free booze. They must all sign a release (no blurred faces).

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  5. stefanie palmer says

    March 8, 2022 at 7:41 pm

    I liked Ciara, but Hannah may have ruined her. I want to like her. But her little girl games….ugh! Desperate and catty is not a good look. It was great to see Luke call out the hypocrisy of her behavior. Lindsay should not take Austin’s bs. At least we know she is with Carl now.

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  6. Mike says

    March 9, 2022 at 12:20 am

    I could understand if Ciara and Lindsay were fighting over someone worth fighting for. But Austen! Paige and Andrea look like a great couple. But Paige likes Craig for some reason. I do not understand the cast obsession with Craig and Austen. If southern charm isn’t coming back, then can they take Craig and Austen to the reality tv grave with them.

    I like Mya & Alex. They are normal. I can tell they are having some trouble adjusting but overall, they are handling it fine. Sadly, missed Alex this week.

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    • sundayhare3 says

      March 10, 2022 at 5:17 pm

      This 100 per cent

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  7. sundayhare3 says

    March 9, 2022 at 4:37 pm

    I would seriously like to know what these girls see in the either Austin or Craig. UGH. Andrea, YUM. It’s simple. Craig and Austin are Frat boys and not even good ones. Look to their mentor Shep and where he is now….wherever that is. There is way too much romance drama going on they are all meshing together and it isn’t even interesting.

    Kyle and Amanda…seriously. YOu BOTH drink to oblivion , you are not children you are thinking of having children. Is this what you want them to see when they get older? Is this the standard you want to set for picking someone to spend your life with? Just ask yourself that and if you don’t want it for them you shouldn’t want it for you. None of us want it for you.

    Ciara, find a better man. You are smart , you are beautiful, you have a career. YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN AUSTIN!!!!! Though I love gthe name, the man not so much. Move on girl.

    Hugs to you! PCK! You are gifted!

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  8. 4paz says

    March 9, 2022 at 5:23 pm

    Ciara is a pick me girl. She acts like she’s above it all, different than everyone else, a real guy’s girl, but really she is jealous and insecure. She has to be if she is still trying for Austin. He has been vile to her on national tv.

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    • sundayhare3 says

      March 10, 2022 at 3:57 pm

      Austin is VILE period.

      Reply
  9. Randy says

    March 9, 2022 at 7:11 pm

    Ciara has tunnel vision. She weirdly sided with Hannah last summer and crucified Luke. Now that the tables are turned – shes a hypocrite and super stubborn.
    If you like a guy and willing to not see him with anyone else, then you should own up to it and be exclusive. If he chooses to be with others, you dont get a say – you just move on…
    Kyle and Amanda are irritating eachother soo bad – its hard to watch and shocking they got married. they definitely need a prenup.
    The Danielle and Robert relationship is one I am rooting for and cant wait for Carl/Lindsay to start.
    Andrea deserves to be with a woman who would treat him the same way he treats her – Paige is not that girl. Paige is dreaming to think Craig is worth the hassle.

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  10. Sool says

    March 11, 2022 at 8:48 am

    First season Ciara = COOL
    This season Ciara = NOT COOL!

    Nothing infuriates me more than a girl going against another girl just for a guys attention. Why say “sleep anywhere else accept Lindsays room.” Instead of “I want you to sleep in my room.” ?? WTF is that about?

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  11. CC79 says

    March 11, 2022 at 10:34 pm

    What is it that Austen Kroll has that is driving these women crazy?? I hope these look back on their obsession with him with their heads down in shame.

    Batshit crazy Lindsay = no Bueno. Drunk HubHouse Lindsay is the hoe I always wished I could be.

    Kyle and Amanda are more toxic than Katie and Tom and that’s saying a LOT.

    Luke lost me with the point he was trying to make. When Ciara was done with him she was done. She didn’t go back and forth with him and Austen.

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