It’s an exciting day here at PCK Zoo. It’s Summer House recap night. Also, It’s the day that my oldest son got his driver’s license! Congratulations J! I look at him with such love and pride. Also with fervent hope that he will never end up in a relationship like Kyle and Amanda’s. Or at the Summer House. We get to see the fallout from Kyle’s birthday speech that he gave last week. It’s still embarrassing and sloppy. Amanda storms off in embarrassment. Mya talks to Kyle. She tells him that she’s been where he is. She just wants both him and Amanda to be happy. He appreciates her kindness. He apologizes to the crew for his drunken speech. Speaking of drunks, Craig shows up at Paige’s apartment. They decide to date but not be exclusive. Paige decides to end any flirtation with Andrea. Summer House of bad decisions.
Hot Hubbs Summer
In the car ride to the Hampton’s, Lindsay reveals that she invited Austen to the house. It’s her birthday and she’s throwing a huge bash. Ciara is concerned about Austen hanging out with Lindsay. Carl tells the girls that it’s the one year anniversary of his brother’s death. God that was so sad. Carl is in such a good place. He’s bringing his new friend McKenzie to Lindsay’s party. Can we fast forward to when Carl and Lindsay get together? Lindsay tells the girls that Austen is coming and staying in her room. Ciara looks pissed. Lol. Austen shows up and “bro’s” out with everyone. He lifts Lindsay up into a huge bear hug. Ciara quickly tells Austen that he can’t stay in Lindsay’s room. Ugh there’s too much back and forth middle school shit with these three. Everyone loses because Austen is NOT A PRIZE.
Lindsay and Austen end up going out to a bar while the gang eats dinner at home. They’re all going to the Social Club for drinks later. Luke tries to process the Lindsay, Ciara and Austen of it all. Ciara is weirdly proud of telling Austen that he can’t stay in Lindsay’s room. Luke states what a hypocrite Ciara is. She treated Luke so poorly but is fine to get played by Austen. Ciara gets upset because the truth hurts. Austen and Lindsay pound shots. Austen tells Lindsay that Ciara told him he can’t stay in Lindsay’s room. He tells Lindsay that no one tells him what to do. He’s such a scumbag. When the whole gang convenes at Social Club, Austen and Ciara immediately start flirting. Ciara does it as a fuck you to Lindsay. It’s all so juvenile. They do succeed in getting under Lindsay’s skin though.
Lindsay’s Birthday Party Is A Fairy Tale
It’s Lindsay’s birthday! The theme is Twisted Fairy Tale: Lindsay edition. She has a make your own sandwich bar, a taco truck to represent her love of Mexico, and a huge balloon arch that represents her eggs. She’s going all out. Everyone chips in to help set up, except Ciara. Carl is excited for McKenzie to arrive. She comes with flowers for Lindsay, which was thoughtful. Kyle and Austen go on a liquor run. In the car, Kyle tells Austen that “investors” have asked him if he and Amanda have a prenup. He’s afraid to bring it up to her. He’s also afraid to bring it up to her parents. Why would he have to tell her parents that? He doesn’t think it will go well. Typically nothing goes well in their relationship so he’s probably right. The whole conversation leaves Austen stressed. Adulting is too hard.
The party looks DOPE. Some are dressed in Fairy Tale attire, others (Kyle) put on a unicorn inflatable. Lots of people arrive. Danielle wants to set Mya up with a friend of hers, Oliver. She doesn’t tell Mya as she wants them to meet organically. Austen is drunk. He flirts with Ciara. Then flirts with Lindsay. Carl and McKenzie observe Kyle drunkenly hump various people in his inflatable. McKenzie is appalled that Amanda is choosing to be with him forever. Same girl, same. Danielle’s plan seems to work. Mya finds Oliver attractive. She does a shot with him. He finds Mya attractive too. Yay! Lindsay and Austen make out. Ciara scowls. Ciara and Austen flirt. Lindsay scowls. I hope the girls look back on this with horror because Austen is worth NONE of this. When Fairy Tales become nightmares: Lindsay edition. I’m so glad she’s with Carl now. Austen SUCKS.
Still to come on Summer House Recaps….
Amanda and Kyle get married. Craig and Paige get serious. Lindsay and Carl bond deeper. We may see how they get together! Amanda and Kyle fight about the prenup. Shocker. Lindsay explodes over the Austen situation. Ciara and Danielle argue. Then Ciara throws a glass at her. Danielle is on WWHL. I’ll just give a quick summation. Danielle gives some shade to Paige and Craig. She doesn’t seem to like Paige and Craig together. That’s interesting. Danielle rides hard from Lindsay. She’s a good friend. Danielle thinks Kyle and Amanda should get a prenup. She does believe that they love each other. That’s a wrap! Thank you so much for reading. See you in the comments!