I’m a tiny bit behind on my Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap tonight but shouldn’t be too late. I will get the Killing Eve recap up when I can. That’s a super hard recap that takes a few hours and a functioning brain.
We begin with a seriously hungover crew. Have I forgotten that Ashley is such a horrible person? She has such a bad attitude. LOL Chef Marcos says that on his first boat when he was young, he has an all female crew. He had sex with all of them and they didn’t know that for the longest time. LOL. At the preference sheet meeting they are not happy that Erica, the bitch with the extreme vocal fry who thinks she is Paris Hilton. I’m irritated already too. Her dumbass voice is like nails on a chalkboard. They are already wanting an extra room, on a boat. How is that even something to ask for? Tom tries to end his feud with Ashley. They hug it out.
The Charter Guest From Hell Are Back
Meanwhile, Ashley is just having a break chatting with Daisy. Meanwhile, Gabriela has to do all the work. Somehow Gary convinces Gabriela to apologize to Ashley. Ashley refuses to do the things that Gabriela assigns her. She barely does anything and thinks she is as good as Gabriela. She is not. OMG! Three of the guests Erica, Cindi and Charles, were removed my the police from their plane in London. This caused one of them, Cindi, Erica’s mother, to miss her connection. So, they are basically assholes to everyone. I wonder if they were refusing to wear masks!
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The guests arrive with at least two dozen large suitcases. Who travels like that? Erica tells the story about the police situation at Heathrow. Erica and Chuck had upgraded to first class leaving her mother in coach. Cindi didn’t want the yogurt she was served so she went up to first and takes Chuck’s omelet while he was sleeping. That was the entire story according to them.
Glenn gets the sails up quickly and the boat start heeling right away, the furniture, everything in the kitchen and the drinks start spilling. Ashley is asked to unpack for the primaries. Chuck just hangs out in the room while she does that and tells a bunch of drunken stories about how great he is. Meanwhile, Tom refuses to listen to Gary and Colin and is doing stupid and dangerous stuff on deck.
Money Can’t Buy You Class
It’s time for the first dinner service. Daisy goes to the primaries cabin to tell them the dinner menu. That is not how it works, production. They sit down and find out all at once. Chuck who’s preference sheet says he likes everything has his first hissy fit over the watermelon gazpacho. Daisy updates Chef Marcos about the tantrums. Then Erica and Cindi barge into the galley to go over the menu with Marcos. Marcos realizes they have the palates of a three year old.
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During dinner service, Gabriella goes to straighten the rooms and they are a disaster. They have only been on board a few hours! Cindi hates her steak. Erica sends hers back because she doesn’t like pink in her steak. Then why order medium instead of well done. These people are idiots. Were they all in some sort of accident where they all got brain damage and a huge settlement and that is where they got their money? Sing it Luann! The next morning Chuck and Cindi both demand breakfast despite the fact the Erica said to just do brunch at 11 on the beach since they were all up so late. Then Chuck has his omelet remade and wouldn’t eat either one. He’s such a dick.
Next time Marcos injures his hand badly! Oh NO! Poor Marcus!
1. You have to be a certain kind of asshole to get kicked off a flight.
2. I was really creeped out when Charles was lying on the bed ranting about nothing and watching Ashley putting away his wife’s underwear. What man watches another woman unpack his wife’s clothes? Eww.
3. I want some watermelon gazpacho. That sounds delicious.
Why was the mater suite divided if he is just going to be on her side watching the staff work. Holy cripes get a life and stop bugging the staff. And seriously could the staff been any slower? Get on with your vacation, enjoy the weather. Kate would have had that shit unpacked in a micro minute and left the boy in her dust
Yes to all three.
Omg! Thank you for the recap! I’ve got to watch this! ERICA?! As in Erica Rose from the bachelor…like 15 years ago? Lol! She lives near us in Houston and she goes to a lot of the same places. (Back when we were going out in the world), and her dad is a plastic surgeon. She is ummm … special. Even when she was on the bachelor and they were covering her on local news no one cared. We ran into her back when she called herself Tierrica and wore a tiara everywhere. I’m not even joking. She was in this dive Tex-mex place we used to always go to because it’s delicious and there she was with her tiara! Even my daughters who watch the bachelor still were dying laughing at her. She acts like she is a real princess. And she is not even cute. Treats everyone like crap. She truly thinks she is the shiz. Her 15 minutes of adjacent fame were over a long time ago and she can’t handle it. She goes on shows like this trying to be famous. We saw she was on some other really bad show but I can’t remember which one. Nothing anybody would actually watch.
Idk who her mom is married to now, but parents are divorced. Franklin Rose, MD plastic surgeon in Houston. (in case you want to check his yelp, lol) I’m assuming she gets her $ from her dad but he should be retired by now. And, shocker, he has been sued by enough people to make the local news. Sad because he used to have a decent reputation. That whole family is A LOT.
WoW! If that is the same person thanks for the tea. They always get the worst edits on this show.
Not editing. Not acting. In the few times I’ve observed her in the same establishments and according to the gossip, this is an authentic representation of their behavior. Her dad can tone it down and be polite and professional but Erica actually acts like this on an average day. Like extra spoiled and entitled and rude. Her mom is supposedly just as dreadful.
She and her mom were on an episode of Dr Phil and as you can imagine she did NOT come off well at all
Wore the tiara, was an entitled brat. Dr Phil was not amused
Some ppl are really thirsty! These 3 stooges are. OMG what a mess, I hope to see the footage when they threw these idiots off the plane like dirty diapers!!! 😂🤣😅 These ppl were raised by wolves!!! Just savages pure and simple!
I HAD to look her up! I was like “Why do I recognize her? and she is an attorney!? And her husband is an attorney? I smell another Felon by Bravo. This is some good intel IJC!!
I LOVE sailing. I grew up on the LIS and we would take my best friends sunfish? whatever it was called, single sail, super easy to maneuver. There was an old burned out island across from the private beach on her road (right next to The Morgan Island, Sonya’s ex’s) so we would said back and forth. Do they not get a heads up when they are going to heel? I mean they KNOW they are going to, why not clue at least the chef in? Reminds me of the time my sister and I and our spouses and my 5 month old took a 3 day cruise off of the Keys and when they came about Megan was asleep in the Vbunk and flipped over, never waking up. We immediately came about again and she flipped back into her original position. Ah memories.
I didn’t think I was going to like Captain Gary, but I do. I can’t remember his name but the first mate reminds me of why I moved away from CT, all the guys were super entitled, good looking and basically assholes. Well, not my friends, but a LOT of super rich kids. Great recap, all the highlights!
Okay y’all, it’s totally the same girl. When you need gossip fast, who do you call? Your hairstylist! Amirite?! Ha! She goes to same salon, different stylist. Note: they only willingly give tea on the clients who are total assholes. She actually tried to start a business selling tiaras. After the business failed (who doesn’t want to wear a tiara to the store?), she went to law school. Somewhere in there she got pregnant and when her kid had 1st bday party at the Houston Zoo (as one does), a guy who was in her high school class and she met again in law school at U of H proposed to her (with help of her mother). The guy who is the complete asshole on the episode is not a trust fund baby. She is. She has a law practice now but supposedly never works and has law students handle her personal injury cases. I guess they married about 5 years ago and had more kids. Oh, and the other show I still don’t remember that she was supposedly on is some charm school show that ran around the same time as Bret Michaels thing. VH-1 maybe? Idk. This is supposedly the calmed down version of them. And her mom is a whole ‘nuther chapter. That’s the tea in a nutshell -but they’re all just ridiculously awful humans. And allegedly shitty tippers.
I’m only shocked that it looks like she wore a Biden bathing suit on the episode???? 1- where do you buy that? (Not in Texas!) , and 2- her dad has Trump signs in his yard.
ALLEGEDLY
PS- another client of salon is suing her dad. It’s a shitshow and it’s been in the paper and the news locally.
I was surprised by the Biden bathing suit, too because when she was on before she was a raging Trump supporter. “Tatas for Trump”, was the line I believe.
These people are the worst! I have people who act like this. My son worked in a very high end restaurant in our town and it is always where the celebrities come to eat. He had loads of stories of who was nice and who was beyond rude.
Henry Winkler–as nice as you would think he would be.
Lady Gaga asked for the restaurant to stay open after hours and then came 45 minutes after the requested time so the staff stayed almost 4 hours past closing and no BIG tip.
Tatas for Trump! I am now remembering that! Lol! Make it make sense!
YES!! The Biden bathing suit? Where do you even get that? I was looking for a Go Brandon message on it but it seems it was just Joe Biden. I am shocked that she didn’t have a trump bathing suit!
Umm, if you find where we can buy a Biden bathing suit please share with the group! Only I need a one piece because old and oh never mind. 😂
As I was watching this episode, I noticed one of the primary’s guests is my old hair stylist (also in Houston). Her name is Janelle Flatt.
Small world.
I know exactly where you’re talking about. By Barnaby’s and Le Peep? I know several stylists started at the other salon and then went out on their own. I don’t know Janelle but you’re right…very small world.
Erica and her mother were both on Real Housewives of Dallas in the earlier seasons when every event was a fundraiser.
I watched Dallas and I don’t remember seeing her. But my brain has been declining rapidly since solitary confinement for two +years. I do remember that during the fundraiser stuff that some ladies from that old show Big Rich Texas (or something like that) showed up. I guess people who get on the reality tv shows must try to milk it to stay on tv and by that I mean agree to be on every possible show, regardless of personal skeletons. Different breed for sure. Seems costly in more ways than one. Yikes!
I kind of thought (hoped?) these repeat assholes were acting. Playing parts. Auditioning for a new reality show ‘single wide nearly-Millionaires.. it’s a life style choice’. They MUST be actors given how calm the crew is remaining.
But.. They aren’t, are they
There’s not a tip big enough to keep me from upper cutting that guy right into shark infested waters.
This episode and Erica’s rude ass husband made my blood boil! Enough so, that I went on her Instagram just to insult her and the embarrassing man-child she calls her husband. I lost my nerve though and was afraid she’d retaliate with some mean comment to me lol. What a cow, her entitled mother definitely passed down the superiority genes. That homemade dress? Looked like crap btw. I feel sorry for all the crew dealing with these ignorant trash. Erica’s vocal fry is bad enough, but to put up with her irrational demands and purposeful drama is unfair. I’m so angry!
These entitled guests will never be happy. It seems some people enjoy being miserable and inflicting pain on anyone around. Why did the master cabin need to be divided?
I couldn’t follow the logic except to be demanding and special. Next they will demand only certain colored M&M. This is abusive to put this kind of bs on a working situation.
Don’t know how much is production driving, I am guessing a lot but if I was working my butt off and these people want to be twats at my expense I would be pissed at my bosses which is Bravo. Honestly I just want to escape the horrors of the world and just fantasies about being on a sailing boat with the wind in my hair enjoying life. It isn’t entertainment to watch spoiled twats being drunk and childish
If I ever get rich enough to hire a yacht, I want someone like you to enjoy it with. Why be an ass to people. Enjoy the incredible food and the views. I’m sure being “special” got you kicked off a plane. I have family across the country, and I worry that some twat will strand us at an airport so it’s more than one day to get through.
The omlette story doesn’t fly with me. More likely the mother kept going into the first class cabin and was repeatedly bothering people talking to the daughter and son who are clearly both assholes. I’m sure they were loud and obnoxious to the point where the poor flight attendants thought the police were needed. Which is a lot because they put up with a lot of obnoxious passengers. And masks were probably required and they probably did not comply.
The TV show with the Tiaras is “You’re Cut Off”. The minute Tiara was mentioned I knew that was the show. Erica Rose had to clean Omarosas house.
STOP IT!!!!! Omg, I have to find that! That would fill me with glee to watch her clean a house, especially Omarosa’s!! Maybe it’s on youtube-
Thank you! I have to find it and watch it too. I’m with Nancy on this. Sounds hilarious. Erica and Omaraosa? Sounds like a shitshow in the most entertaining way! LOL!
It was, Um, I don’t even have the words to describe this show. But it was a bunch of self proclaimed Princesses who were sent there for “therapy” by family or in the case of one, her husband to work on their vile behavior with (wait for it) a life coach! Each episode some of the cast were told they either passed or failed the episode challenge. I won’t spoil Erica Rose’s outcome, but you can probably guess.I
These people are horrid. And I dont like Ashley
God these guests are horrible. After reading all these comments I think this is who they actually are. I just don’t understand why they lied the first night and loved the food but woke up hating everything. Unless they were drunk and didn’t realize they were eating decent food. Marcos is an AMAZING cook! I would love to eat one of his or Rachel’s meals.
What the hell is “medium plus”? Who orders steak or meat and says they want it medium plus? Just say well or medium well. Their attempt to invent their own term is pointless.
I like Tom. Ashley is a piece of work, but Gabriella is making little jabs at her.
I am scared about Marcos’s injury next week. An actual part of his skull! Yikes!
BTW Below Deck Down Under premiers March 17. But it is on peacock. I was holding out on subscribing until RH Girls Trip season 2 came out. But I am really interested because Aesha from Below Deck Med is chief stew.
It looks like Gary and Daisy get together. I’m liking Gary this season, so maybe not so bad. I’m pretty sure Ashley is doing her best to take down Gabriela. I’ll be angry about her shit-stirring.
I need to get my passport renewed, because I want to travel again.
The husband seems like an actor. Can anyone really be that bad? Why do they keep having them back? She was on regular below deck too I think. At some point its just torture. Yes, she was pro-Trump last time on BDSY. Maybe just trying to give Biden supporters a bad rap since they know they are awful guests. I like real people guests. This girl has been through every reality show on TV twice. OVER IT BRAVO! OVER IT! I love this crew though. But, Ashley is actually giving me Erika vibes. The voice & the pronouncements over what she does and doesn’t do. She is 25. Live another 25 years, then tell us what you will & will not do chickadee.
Describing someone as “dreadful” it truly epic. I love it!
I may be a stand alone, but I love it when obnoxious guests are on. Maybe not every charter, but they definitely throw in some pepper. Love to hate them. They are Heather Dubrow’s mother times 3. The chef must be a saint, and his cooking looks amazing every time.
Gary definitely seems more likeable this season so far. The least experienced staff of course have the biggest attitudes.
Erica did an exclusive with Realty Blurb this week that was HILARIOUS. She blamed production for everything. The interviewer either didn’t ask about being escorted off the plane, or she declined to explain her way out of that. But her point was that production made them look like assholes because it is reality TV and we all know it is not reality. She also said she could not be responsible for Chucks behavior. Also, she wants you to know she is a practicing attorney and a mother. She has two beautiful daughters that clearly need our prayers.
But the good part of the article was the comments where people were reading her for filth. Does anyone know what she was on Dr. Phil for?