Before we get to tonight’s RHOSLC recap, I have a couple of related things to mention. First, once again, this was listed as a reunion AGAIN by Spectrum. But, even weirder the episode description for the second part of the reunion is “Mary reveals intimate details about her marriage and sets the record straight about about her church.” Mary did not show up! Was this the plan for tonight’s show? Also, FYI Stu Chains plea deal was finally signed off on and an agreement was reached. I’m not sure what lesser charges they let him have. But, he won’t be sentenced until after he testifies against Jen. God I hope Jen’s trial is on Court TV. Jen’s trial keeps getting pushed back.
WHY? JUST WHY?
Lisa Barlow reminds me of that bitch on MAFS who has to keep telling everyone what a good person she is. The random screaming is driving me nuts only three minutes in. It’s hard to care what Jennie says at this point. Lisa Barlow claims to have had important conversations with Mary when they were in Zion, or wherever they were. For example, she asked Mary if she smoked pot. This really reminds me of the time I took a microdose of acid while on a Spring Break Trip with my neighbor the frat boy who was always in his apartment doing acid and watching TV Evangelists. Something about watching their hands make trails or something. Only, that was slightly more interesting to me.
I cannot believe these people are still arguing about Meredith’s father’s memorial. I believe Meredith. Lisa Barlow is a lying, liar who lies. Or perhaps they both are. But, I don’t think Meredith would lie about this. Andy Even Andy has had enough of this. As they break for lunch, Lisa Barlow turns to Meredith and says she didn’t call her because she thought it would be better to say it to everyone at once. I have no idea what she is talking about. Then Lisa Barlow goes OFF on production in the trailer for including her rant against Meredith on the show. Now everyone will hate her! #Newbies Meanwhile, Heather is me. She tells her glam team she feels like she is in the Twilight Zone. SAME! Jen talks to Sharrieff in person. Meredith facetimes her husband.
Are We Really Going To Keep Disrespecting The Dead?
After the break, we talk about Mary and all the mean texts she has sent out to her castmates. It’s all very “raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.” I’m starting to feel like I’ve already recapped this. Are all the episodes the same or could I be watching American Idol and singing to Banjo? Maybe this was in the previews? But I have seen this before. Why are we going to argue about Cameron. Lisa Barlow “cries’ about Cameron dying of brain cancer. Then she lies about him being a board member of the foster child charity that he was invited to. She says yes. Everyone else says that is not true. So why was he there for filming?
Then Lisa says that he was “in process of becoming a board member.” Whitney has the receipts. Whitney says that Lisa invited him to tell Whitney about him allegedly donating $300K to Mary after mortgaging his house. Lisa said she got the numbers wrong but when he died he had an expensive house. So why was he there “picking up supplies he needed for his foster kids?” Lisa is lying. Meredith called her out on in and says she told her off camera that he gave Mary $30,000. Mary told her the same thing. Either way, Mary is a scammer. Are we really going to bring up Cameran’s affair with Mary on national TV? Apparently, so. This seems so wrong. Now Lisa claims she has texts from Cameran that she wants to read online.
The Kids Are Alright, But The Mamas Are Not.
Next we talk about the kids. I will miss Jennie’s kids they are adorable. Everyone gives an update on the kids. Jen Shah says that the problems between Lisa Barlow and Meredith are because Meredith was suddenly on Mary’s side in all of the fighting. Lisa Barlow and Meredith talk about their disagreement at dinner that led to Lisa Barlow taking her microphone off and going off about Meredith. Meredith says that after ten years of friendship she cannot believe Lisa’s treatment of her. Meredith cries when she explains that Lisa never called to check on her when her father was dying or after he passed. She called her two days later and invited her to Shabbat dinner and all she did was attack her regarding Lisa’s relationship with Jen.
Then Heather said that Lisa didn’t check on her when her father died either. She says that Lisa texted her two days after he died and said, “I hope your dad is feeling better.” Meredith reads a texts where she reaches out to Lisa to be a friend to her because she was grieving and needed support. Lisa didn’t bother to check on her and instead went on the whole “whore tirade.” Lisa Barlow tries to say she was there for Meredith. Andy reminds her that she was not and reads the entire whore tirade to her out loud. That’s not being a friend. Finally, Lisa sort of apologizes. Even Jen Shah points out that she sucks a apologizing. All of them say she has also trashed all of them.
Heather says that Lisa Barlow has no idea how to apologize. Lisa Barlow starts sobbing and screaming about how everyone here wants to “break her all the time.” That’s the problem. She really thinks she is the victim. Lisa Barlow wants to make up with Meredith. But, she has had less than two days to process the tirade. She’s not ready. Meredith says she has her own information about who every one else is sleeping with. Meredith and Jen deny the rumors about them sleeping with the same guy. I believe it. They go to a break and Lisa again attempt damage control with Meredith and it doesn’t fly. Thanks so much for reading. I’m going to try to do a brief recap of Kandi and the Gang so I can sing to Banjo during American Idol. So don’t expect much. New episodes are hard.