I’m going to be honest, this is going to be a shitty recap. I’m obsessed with the horrors happening in the Ukraine. So, I have no photos. I have no idea who is on this show. It’s been a terrible, horrible no good very bad day. I am not even excited about the premiere of Top Chef. I’m watching the news in Ukraine. I am WAY too invested in this.
Okay lets get to this Top Chef recap. I am way underprepared. I’m sorry. I’m very distracted by Ukraine. The competition is tough but I already love Demmar. I just can’t recap tonight I promise to do better. Can you just share you thoughts?
Update: Sorry. I just could not focus on the show last night. My thinker is completely broken all I want to do is sleep and cry. I just went to bed and then woke up and in the middle of the night watching CNN. I just can’t seem to get myself together anymore. Wait what? Houston is the fourth largest city in the country. That can’t be right can it? These chefs are no joke! Oh my! Jackson lost his sense of smell and taste due to Covid and no one knows. This challenge is not helping my anxiety.
On the second challenge one of the female chefs has a UTI. I used to get those all the
time in my younger days. It’s awful and I don’t miss it. She needs some Azo Standard and possibly and antibiotic. So says Dr. Tamara. 🙂
Sorry I am so obsessed with Ukraine. Checking updates during commercials I could easily fast forward though. It seems to be a country of real men.
Back to the show. My boy, Damarr is in trouble. I shocked that they are playing in teams two challenges in a row. That seems unfair. So, Robert from the yellow team wins the first week. He’s shocked. I love the humility in these chefs. Where is the token asshole? Honestly, I already want to go back to bed. I think this is what narcolepsy feels like. Anyway, let the vagicide begin. Leah is the first to be eliminated. But she does get to go to Last Chance Kitchen. This season looks tough. Alligator? Now I have to go watch Top Chef Family Style. I didn’t even know that was a thing.