I am terribly sorry for the delay of tonight’s RHOC Recap. As most of you know I have been covering a court situation regarding a Nashville rapist living in my area. After I recapped TAR (great season BTW) I was briefly on Twitter publicizing the post. Then a local newsman was tweeting me about the rapist. So I had to handle some things there. I need that asshole behind bars. Sorry if my brain is scattered more than usual . Anyway, on to the show.
Why the fuck are we calling Ryan, RYNE these days? Sorry I am on edge and thinking of fun ways to kill someone if he was to show up here. I’d like for it to be as painful as possible. I totally understand Max struggling to parallel park. As you know going to the grocery story terrifies me so I don’t go often. But when I do I buy a ton of stuff so I sometimes need to back into the driveway. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DO THAT. How am I such a bitch and a girly girl at the same time? LOL. Anyway, I meant to just ignore the Heather and her exploited children scenes so … moving on.
I’m bored so far and my mind is elsewhere. I generally like this show but not so far. I do love that Emily’s husband cracked a “stack of vaginas” joke. He’s the best. OH! It looks like we are moving on to a girls night and Jen is going to tell us about her bad day. LOL CLICK THE LINK! Jen wants to go to couples therapy. I do not care about this conversation. All Heather does this season is try to plug her couples therapy show. WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP GIVING HER SHOWS? SHE’S AWFUL! Noella and her blond friend, Keni? get together. I’m sorry. I have so much more on my mind than this show tonight. They talk about Noella’s husband James just wants out. So do I James. So do I. I don’t care about any of these people.
Why is Gina letting Heather clean out her closet and sucking up to her? I can’t with Heather. How the hell is Noella my favorite person this season? I’m sorry I am sort of failing you all on this recap. There is a lot happening in my head. And the Banjo situation. Shane is literally the best person on this show. We are at Emily and Shane’s daughter. I really hate this season. I really do not want to continue this recap. I have a million other things on my mind. I think it may be time for me to say goodbye to Banjo. Why is Terry so concerned about whether Ryne has ever had cocaine and marijuana or alcohol. It leads to the fact that he seems down with all of those things. IJS. Who asks someone who doesn’t drink about that?
I Hate EVERYTHING About Heather’s House
I hate modern homes in the first place. But this cold, sterile place suits these two. Sorry I accidentally published to early. I really don’t even care. There is too much going on here. The Dubrows have the worst dinner party in the world. I’m dying over here. Where was Shannon this episode? And more importantly Archie? Archie is the best cast member. Heather tries to disgrace Jen and Ryne. Does she know?
Heather is such a cunt. Jen is wasted. Ryne is pissed off by his drinking. “Ryne” (frankly I’d change my name too) is embarrassed. He’s also into her scamming situation, allegedly up to his ass.