BY: POPCULTUREKELLY
How did this Summer House recap come up so fast? What a week. Praying for world peace whilst watching vapid people in toxic relationships is wild. Yet here we are. Danielle, Paige and Ciara are still pondering how to tell Amanda that Kyle doesn’t like her. Lol not exactly that, but mostly. Kyle saying that they only have Loverboy in common was a lot for the girls to process. Kyle asks Robert how he and Danielle manage to fight and get over it. Robert says it’s because they actually want to be together. Luke’s room is turned into a red room sex dungeon, minus the sex. Kyle is such a funny drunk. He walks around talking to food, talks to himself. He trips and warns production to “watch out for that hill”. When he’s alone, he’s entertaining. When he and Amanda argue incessantly, it’s exhausting.
Drinking Should Be Fun
On the other spectrum, Paige is not fun. She lays in bed arguing with Craig. She told Craig that she and Andrea made out at the bondage party. Craig manipulates the fuck out of her. She ends up in tears because Craig is the only one who can sleep around, damn it! The girls rally and console her. Ciara speaks for all of us when she says FUCK CRAIG. Wasted tears are shed anyway. She distances herself from Andrea as Craig’s manipulation works. Poor Andrea is confused. He really likes Paige. He doesn’t understand why she’s all of a sudden so distant. As we all know, Paige and Craig end up together. It’s all moot now but I can’t be the only one who is frustrated by her. How does she choose Craig when she has a hot model who delivers coffee to her every morning? I’ll never get it.
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The next day, the girls lay out by the pool. They tell Amanda about what Kyle said to Danielle. Amanda makes excuses for it, but you can see how hurt she is. Mya cries while telling Amanda she’s been where she is. Mya is so much happier now that she and Kwame aren’t together. She knows there’s more out there. The girls cover Amanda in support. They don’t attack her or make her feel like she has to choose. Even with all that support, she still chooses to stay in a bad relationship. Kyle sees that the girls are talking so he comes out to do damage control. Paige points out that the day of the wedding won’t change anything. Ciara, through tears, wants Kyle and Amanda to think about what is going on in their relationship. Kyle seems truly baffled that people are concerned about them. Dear God.
Birthday Tantrums Are Not Fun
In the city, Lindsay begins the process of freezing her eggs. She has the eggs of a 28 year old! Whoo hoo! Carl has a date. We don’t have to worry about that because we know Carl ends up with Lindsay. Kyle calls his mom for some relationship advice before the wedding. She tells him she was topless in Greece 6 weeks before her wedding. Not super helpful Mama Kyle! Carl hosts a birthday party for Kyle’s birthday. It looks like a super nice rooftop venue. The whole cast shows up, plus blast from Summer House past Everett. Everyone has a great time. Until Kyle gives a toast. He tells the group that he wants everyone to rally around him and Amanda, not voice concerns. Blind loyalty at all costs people! Amanda is horrified. She walks away embarrassed. Not her first (and definitely not her last) time doing that.
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On the next Summer House recap: Austen and Craig come to the house. Ciara and Austen hook up. Lindsay and Austen hook up. GROSS. Lindsay and Carl are on WWHL! They look HOT. Lindsay seems so chill and happy. They are super cute together. Nothing is really said. Andy tries to have them shade their castmates but they somehow maneuver away from it. They’re in love and happy. That’s the summation. Thank you as always for reading. I always look forward to seeing your comments and interacting with you there. See you in the comments! THANK YOU for all your support. See you in the comments!
As ALWAYS, wonderful and thank you.😊
I tried, really tried watching it all, but when Kyle cried AGAIN, just kinda like ewwww. LOL
Thank you!!! Ugh it’s so old isn’t it? And what does it say about me that I wish he was always drunk? 😂 I love it too much 😂😂
Him being drunk is great. It is when he is sober, and
apologizing again, he cries.
He’s not going to stop drinking, so it will not change and she will use “he didn’t change” to be the victim
guys don’t change usually AFTER she says yes. (Only with age and sometimes children) just my uneducated observations. Lol.
Someone over on Vulture said Amanda wants to be the long suffering girlfriend/fiancee/wife, keeping score to initiate another “tough conversation” where Kyle cries and apologizes more than she wants a healthy relationship.
Great recap again! You hit all of the highs (and lows) of this episode. When I saw the all cast party at the end, I thought it was already the season finale. I was relieved when I saw there’s another episode next week.
I think what bothers me about Danielle, Paige, Ciara and Mya intruding themselves into Kyle & Amanda’s relationship issues is that the only one who is was in a relationship at that time was Danielle. None of the others have made a relationship work, so maybe it wasn’t a good idea to tell Amanda what Kyle said. She’s stuck with him through worse.
Oh I don’t know couples break up. Sometimes you can’t make it work. Next……
Mike I agree. But we all know they didn’t so that sucks 😂
Thank you Terri!!! Well as a friend and cast mate they have to comment on things we all can see. I give them a lot of credit for doing it in such a loving way. After all this time they have to be just as exhausted as we all are watching them.
I think the new boring Asian guy is in the closet.
I was just saying the same thing about him.
Same here
It seems insane to me that they actually got married!
Thought I already posted this. But my Thinker is busted. So here it is
So I was able to tape the last two episodes and I have thoughts.
Did Amanda have dark hair in her talking heads? She looks like a totally different person. I was so confused. (in the bondage episode)
Kyle and Amanda’s wedding invites were delivered in black envelopes? That pretty much says it all. Has anyone in the world sent out black wedding invitations?
When was this filmed? They are all out to a packed restaurant with no masks in sight. Every other franchise has them in a restaurant without guests. This is giving me anxiety.
If you can’t wish your boyfriend Happy Birthday without a photo for Instagram, that’s a problem. Yet another filming in a packed bar. I drink far too much especially during Covid. But if I were being filmed, I would be mortified. Frankly, I am mortified most mornings.
These people talk funny.
Funny, this is one of the few Bravo shows that I can understand what they are saying. That said I would like to know how many of them are native New Yorkers.
I think Kyle and Amanda will stay together, she is dumb and when he is sober can get over on her regarding his bs.
I like Danielle, Lindsey, Mya, Andrea and sober Carl. The rest of them are extremely annoying and hard to watch
Great recap Miss Kelly. I keep dozing off on everything, so I am thankful you and T are posting. I read and then decide if I should rewatch. Usually, NOT!
Lindsay and Carl looked gorgeous, glowing, and so relaxed on WWHL. Like an about-to-be-married couple should (hint: Kylee and Amanda). Not drinking looks SO GOOD on BOTH of them.
I am VERY glad that Carl is not with Ciara and EXTRA glad he is not with that woman he dated. Her vocal fry would have led me to stop watching the show.
I really hate seeing the asshole side of Craig. I hope it’s just insecurities left over from Naomie and he starts being nice guy Craig. Next week we get poopy old crybaby Austen. NOE! Usually, when a woman chooses a booger over nice guy, it has to do with hot sex. But in this case … let’s just say in my international survey of 100s, Italian men win. No contest. Even when they don’t bring you coffee in bed! Whyyyyyyyyy?????
Lindsay and Carl were fabulous on WWHL! She’s never been as calm and chill as she is now, secure in love. So happy for them. Not drinking does look good on both of them. I wish Kyle would do the same. You guys like him drunk, but I can’t stand the slurring words. I just can’t. I think he comes from a family of heavy drinkers, given that his father was also slurring when he answered the phone. ICK.
Craig has really turned me off by being such a gaslighting asshole to Paige. She is YOUNG, so she takes it. UGH. And Kyle and Amanda are equally annoying in different ways. They seem so wrong for each other. I don’t think they’ll be together for 5 more years. And yet, I love this shit show! Thanks for your great recaps, PCK!
It’s hard to watch the conversations with Amanda knowing she married Kyle anyway. I think she was determined to get married regardless of the glaring signs. I really don’t want to see Austin AGAIN. Why why why do girls go after him.
Hello PCK!!!!
I almost can’t watch this because of the Amanda and Kyle situation. I wonder if they are doing this on purpose for storylines? It just seems like so unbelievable that two bright people would not look back on these episodes and go WHAT???? But Mama Kyle haring her advice kind of says it all about why Kyle is well….Kyle. Not because of what she did BUT because watch the show!!!
I am 100 per cent with you on the Paige and Andrea train. I used to like Craig….but not so much anymore. I don’t know…these people chnage after a few years. I think that is why I love Below Decks so much because they switch around and no one gets REAL comforatable and cockey. I think Andrea is a much better catch than Craig. Even if it’s for awhile. Paige doesn’t know what she wants either. It worries me about her the way she is letting Craig talk to her and treat her.
ISo glad you are doing well. Keep up the amazing work! You rock! xxxxoooo
I can’t help thinking that Kyle and Amanda are happy most of the time but amp the drama for the show.
Maybe they think they would be boring if not for the same fight over and over. Kyle is a party boy I mean
is chosen career is selling booze. Never going to change she knows it and that’s the deal. Anyone else wonder why their backyard wedding was $200,000?? Happy to see Lindsey and Carl happy. I think she might be pregnant with the revelation she is not drinking. He is a good guy.