Tonight’s RHONJ Recap brings us back to the Jersey Shore. Teresa is arguing about Luis with a producer. Luis is the love of her life and she wants to protect him. Please. Joe Giudice was the love of your life. You just met this weirdo five minutes ago. She tells the the producer to go fuck herself and leaves. She is so dramatic. Now, Jennifer is stuck doing the all cast cookout at her house without her. Everyone takes a Sprinter van to Jennifer’s shore house and no one fights. Then, Luis and Teresa take their own Sprinter van. I’m already bored with the Luis’s creepy video storyline.
Teresa and Luis Both Lie Their Faces Off
Teresa denies leaving the house in a huff. It’s on camera Teresa. Then, she asks if anyone wants to share what they are saying behind her back. Margaret presses Teresa to address the elephant in the room. Teresa continues to protect Luis and deflect from “whatever happened in his past.” I paused to type and the TV is stuck on Jackie’s face sort of mean mugging in Teresa’s genera direction. Wow. She looks drunk already. Probably because she didn’t eat anything. Luis says he is fine talking about it. Teresa says he doesn’t need to. Teresa won’t stop yelling so Luis can’t get a word out. He politely tells her to pipe down. Then, he finally says he went to warrior camp or whatever to revisit his childhood pain and tell the woman he was with he didn’t want to get married. But on the video he proposes to her!
These two both lie every time they open their mouths. Teresa says people need to stop with all the gossip. Even her brother Joe knows how ridiculous that sounds. Then he says that Jennifer was spreading damaging gossip about him that cost him jobs. Then basically everyone airs every grievance they have ever had with anyone.
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What A Shit Show!
I’m mesmerized but the hideous makeup situation on Teresa’s face. Surely she didn’t pay someone to do that to her. It looks like a five year old playing with makeup did it to her. Meanwhile, Jennifer and Margaret argue about who trash talks the other more. This is not entertaining. Bill gets up and walks into the house. I don’t blame him. He is the only sane person at this event. He’s probably texting his side piece.
Traci’s husband/boyfriend Tiki arrives. Jennifer calls Joe Gorga a “little bitch girl” and Melissa is done with her mouth. Jennifer put her hands on Melissa first and they start to fight. That’s just hilarious to me. These women act like middle schoolers. Security comes in to break them up. Jackie is now done with Jennifer. Bill is just watching the whole thing from a safe distance. Joe and Melissa leave, Jennifer throws Jackie out. Teresa and Dolores are the only ones who stay.
The next morning, Jennifer confronts Bill for walking off and watching from a distance. Jackie is upset that Jennifer was aggressive with her when everything she said about Bill’s affair was favorable to her. But she’s really not smart enough to get it. Is there something in the water in Jersey? Jackie is the only female with a functioning brain. Oh that watermelon looks good! All the couples talk about the situation. Only Margaret and Melissa husbands listen to all their rehashing of the situation. Jennifer and Teresa talk about the fight. Teresa seems to be on Jennifer’s side. Then, Margaret reminds everyone that Luis said to her that he is not intimidated by her.
So, It looks like everyone except for Teresa and Jennifer and their spouses are at a little pool party. They are going to play a game. Please God don’t let it be Never Have I Ever. They are all sex questions. #eyeroll Oh I forgot Dolores and Frank. It looks like they are just staying in their house. But they are going to go to Melissa’s pink party. It seems like Teresa and Jennifer are not? Teresa appears to be going. Jennifer is going to have a family night with her “adoring” husband. All of the couples talk about the drama going on between everyone.
It’s time for more brawling. There is a step and repeat. WTF kind of brawling session has a step and repeat? Dolores seems to think that Jackie caused the brawl the night before because she stood up first while yelling at Jennifer. However, Jennifer was the first person to lay hands on Jackie. I’m just shocked there was no hair pulling. Jackie says that she was backing up Jennifer when she said, Bill was the one who stuck a dick in someone. Joe Gorga is pissed that Teresa didn’t defend him when Jennifer called him a “little bitch girl.” Traci tells Teresa she needs to stand up for her family. Teresa is pissed and she thinks Traci is trying to cause problems in her family.
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