So one of the first things I do when recapping is go to the posts for that show and pull all the “tags” so I don’t have to retype them. Then, for example when I pull out the Below Deck Sailing Yacht recaps I see how many comments there were for them. The last one only had three??? The one before that had seventy. It seems my constant whining is annoying some of you and for that I apologize and will try to do better. BTW, the number of comments don’t really matter as far as things go. Viewing the post is enough. But, the lack of comments is my way of knowing if y’all are into a show or not. Is this me whining again? Sorry. xo
We start with Gabriella trying to fend off a sexually inappropriate charter guest, McCordia who ask’s Gabriella who is fucking tonight. She tells him he is gay. Then, she sends him to bed. He does but she is clearly shaken by it. Tom his desperate to redeem himself after his drunken puking. So he is cleaning the deck at night. Colin is so cute. Marcos is going into overdrive to feed the charter guests breakfast. Two of the ladies are up early and ready for breakfast. Kelsie thinks she is locked below deck. She just needs to push the door harder. Bless her heart. The also have to set up for a beach party. Gabriella shares a bit about the sexual harassing guest. He apologizes to her the next morning and she is cool with it. Gabriella seems chill. I like her.
Gabriella claims she can handle the beach picnic. She’s very confident, and I believe in her but … beach picnics are ALWAYS drama. Third stew Ashley will be with her and I’m NOT confident in her. Things get tricky from the very beginning. The wind is blowing everything over. The guests are arriving right after things are blown away. The guests are happy and that is all that matters. OH MY! Marcos is from Venezuela and he used to cook for the dictator. He left because… a bad meal would have had him killed? His mother is there and he hasn’t seen her in twenty years. He misses her. Oh wow. I love Marcos even more now. He saves the day with his picnic food. But when they came back, they wanted snacks like steak bruschetta? REALLY? Do these people have two stomachs?
A 1980s? Pajama Birthday Party
The boat starts heeling as they try to sail and suddenly everything goes to shit. Glasses break and more importantly alcohol is wasted. They drop anchor. Everything but the snacks and drinks survive. Then there is a birthday party with a billion courses. Marcos introduces all of the bazillion courses. Tom is asked by the guest to go out in nothing but his boxers for the pajama party. Poor Tom. But the guests are happy and that is all that counts. Marcos is the last to bed cleaning the heck out of his kitchen. The next morning he makes a ton of breakfast food.
The deckhands are a mess. Tom is confused. He doesn’t understand the English slang. Captain Glenn is happy with the first Charter. The tip was $17,600 dollars. $1,955 each. The gang is excited for the night out. Apparently it is a long way to town. Why aren’t these women all over Marcos. He’s the hottest guy on the boat! Or Colin he is way hot too! But he always seems to have a girl back home. On the ride home someone is going to have to explain to me why Gabriela smacked the shit out of Gary. IDGI. Sorry it has been a long day. Daisy she hasn’t been laid in three years. That is sad. I was fucking everyone at her age. Sorry, TMI. But let’s just say my dry spell has been longer than that. Sorry again. TMI.
Back at the boat, they drink even more. Ashley thinks very highly of herself. She is ready to get laid tonight. They head to the hot tub that the deckhands have not cleaned yet. Tom tries to get with Ashley and Colin encourages it; However, Ashley keep saying she doesn’t get with people her own age. WTF? Everyone is horny. JUST DO IT. Everyone goes to bed. Next week, more difficult guests. And Ashley becomes more problematic….
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