I’m a bit behind on recapping tonight due to multiple crises happening at once over her. My mind is in a few other places with family members at the moment. But I am so read for this RHONJ recap because it seems like we are going to the beach! Or as they say, “down the shore.” But, first we pick up with the fight between Dolores and Jackie. Frank comes to keep Dolores from killing Jackie. Dolores is not someone you want on your bad side. I don’t know why Dolores and Frank are not still together. Sure, he got disbarred without telling her. And he probably cheated. But these two are made for each other and need to work it out. David loved Frank more than he ever loved Dolores.
We All Hate Each Other, Let’s Go To The Beach!
Jennifer realizes that she was hurt and triggered by Margaret bragging about stealing someone husband. Meanwhile, Dolores and Jackie also try to have a calm conversation. Are there really two dueling conversations that are semi respectful? ON RHONJ? And fuck whoever pointed out Dolores weirdass elastic waist acid wash jeans! 🙂 It’s all I see now! Who told her that was a good look? She has a killer body and this is what she wears on TV???? Meanwhile, the guys are doing keg stands. Because, Jersey 1986.
Jackie seeks help for her eating disorder. Dolores and and Frank and their kids go out to dinner. They talk about the kids living with Frank. They need to hammer out things like Frank can’t bring women back to the house. The sex talk is kind of outrageous. This would be the first time both kids have ever lived with their father. Dolores tells them that she has broken up with David. Frank and the kids were very close to David. So they will still have a relationship with them. Is that weird? It seems kind of weird. But, what do I know?
Down the Shore…
God I miss parking my fat old ass on the beach. Maybe soon? It seems like most of them have a shore house. But it is really the shore or a river? This show would be better if it were The Real Househusbands of New Jersey. Less drama, more fun. Dolores is talking about all the stuff on social media about Teresa’s new man. Clearly, Teresa is getting what she deserves and I am here for it. Teresa is staying with Jennifer. Apparently she has a shore house. I thought that was repossessed? So she had enough mattress money to but a new one? Where is the retribution here? I think someone said she was RENTING a shore house. Teresa is a moron. She and Louis went to Audriana’s cheer competition or whatever it was. She thinks he is just great despite the many, many women on social media saying otherwise.
All the wives and all the husbands finally make it to the ocean. And yes, Dolores has a husband, his name is Frank. She just needs to admit that. There is no room for another man in her life. Jennifer is having to host the events later because Teresa’s rental is already occupied. In my opinion! Louis is not there. Everyone has seen the stuff about Louis. Both the husbands and the wives are talking about him behind Teresa’s back. Dolores is upset about David breaking up with her. So she continues to try to drive a wedge between Jennifer and Jackie. She tells her that Jackie made a comment about her husband sticking his dick in someone else. Oh, NOW things are going to get more Jersey.
But probably on the next episode. Apparently, Bill and Jennifer have a rental as well. Luis calls and Teresa tells him she is wearing a mic then we don’t hear much. He is on the way and wants to “get out of here.” He tells her to kill the mic. She does. Melissa says that Teresa texted her saying,”Do not say a word. Back up my boyfriend.” Hmm the shit is about to hit the fan? Then production talks to Teresa. They tell her Louie is very upset in the parking lot. Aw, his crap is all hitting the fan. Play stupid games with women, win stupid prizes. The producers tell her a lot of bad things are coming out about him. She wants to leave. She is such a moron.