It’s time for the penultimate Celebrity Big Brother Recap of the season. I’ll miss this show but tonight should be great! It’s a double live eviction. Anything can happen! Let’s hope Todrick goes home! Or not because anyone would be stupid to take anyone other than him to the final two. Don’t forget to text Shanna to 21523 so she can have some redemption for her mistreatment in the house. You can only vote once a day. So today, Tuesday and Wednesday (early).
Also, apparently, Below Deck Sailing Yacht premieres tonight. My DVR has it listed as a rerun. I will be taping the second airing tonight due to multiple conflicts. It will be fine next week as CBB will be over. Sorry for the delay. Ugh! It is not even six pm and I am already falling asleep. BDSY may have to wait.
— didi (@bittterjuror) February 21, 2022
Alliances Turn On A Dime In This Game
Well, it’s finally time for the show. I took some B vitamins and made coffee. Unfortunately, I am out of those little protein shakes that I use for creamer. For some reason I recently bought a small can of evaporated milk. Beggars can’t be choosers. I need something good to happen tonight. I SUCKED at Quordle today only got ONE of the four puzzles. Just when I was feeling really smart for getting all four two days in a row. 🙁 Enough about me an my Covid brain. Let’s see if we can get Todrick out of this house tonight. I’m still hoping for a Cynthia win or a Todd win at this point. I’d be fine with a Miesha win, she won a lot of comps even though she played an evil game with Todrick.
Oh wow. The episode is not until nine. Le sigh. Finally, here we go. Oh God. I was hoping Todrick’s warbling would never be heard again. Wouldn’t it be great if Todrick AND Miesha get evicted tonight? With Todrick as HOH that will not happen. Todrick wants Todd out. But, he’s about to win the veto. YAY! I love that Lamar is rooting for Todd. Todd is a bit salty about being put up by his own alliance. We learn never to get into a fight with a guy with a “cauliflower ear.” Good to know? Lamar and Todd both talk about how Todrick is not a gracious winner. Literally, Todrick will receive no votes. The celebrities get lots of extra perks, like playing cards. Todrick shuffles cards CONSTANTLY on the live feeds and it’s horrible.
The Power Of Veto
Sad fact. Todd is the only living main character from Different Strokes. 🙁 I is old people. Better than the alternative I guess. Poor Todd and his big belly is not happy about the body suits they have to wear. It’s a luge race on “ice.” They go head to head by twos. If you lose your round you are out. Todd’s weight could actually be an asset here. First up by random draw is Cynthia versus Miesha. Miesha wins. Cynthia is out. Miesha picks Todrick and Todd to go next. Todd wins. Next is Lamar versus Miesha. Miesha wins. So it is down to Todd and Miesha. TODD WINS!
I love how Julie tries to tell the viewers they don’t know it is a double eviction night. They can all do basic math. They all knew. I love that Lamar is so happy for Todd. I love Team Good People! Much like Chris Kattan, Lamar is a night eater. Kattan used to eat cake in the middle of the night every night. I wonder if that is still a cake that Carson made. He made A LOT of cakes in the house. If it weren’t for Cynthia and Carson this crew would probably have died of starvation. I’ve grown to love Team Good People. I’m sorry but Todrick’s desire to reproduce movies with black characters is hysterical. He’s a colorist. And an asshole. No one cares, Todrick. GDIAF. Miesha says Todrick is a star and a beautiful soul. Girl. REALLY?
Will Cynthia Go All The Way?
Todd straight up tells Todrick that if he wins HOH he is going to put him up next to Miesha. YES PLEASE! Smile upon us Big Brother. Unfortunately, Grodner is still the and is the 17th player behind the scenes. She’s given Todrick all the heads up that everyone hates him. She is however team Todrick and Miesha so this is problematic. What she can’t control is who wins. Sort of. Now we are live. Todd takes himself off the block. Todrick puts up Cynthia. Lamar will go home. He wants to go home. Not just that but he asked if he could just rank the players in order of who he want to win instead of coming back on Wednesday to vote. BTW, He is the highest paid celebrity in the house. I have no idea what they are being paid, but Spoiler King on Twitter is very reliable.
Lamar’s speech is basically “let the chips fall where they may.” Cynthia says she is proud she made it this far and she feels alone in the house. Basically, Cynthia loves Lamar. She feels like she has gone longer than expected. Todd votes to evict Cynthia. Miesha votes to evict Todd. Now Todrick has to break the tie. He begged Todd to vote for Lamar but he refused. So now he has to evict Lamar. HA! Yet another vote he is not getting. Lamar hugs Todrick first, then Todd, then Cynthia, then Miesha. This Julie interview could be epic. Lamar is fairly coherent in his exit interview. He loves Todd and asked him to be his sober coach. He’s been sober for seven years. Julie asks about Chloe. He says he wants to see her. Lamar is so gracious in his exit. He was probably reminded about his paycheck.
The Double Eviction
It’s time for the next live HOH battle. Y’all please take a second to vote for Shanna by texting 21523 with the message Shanna. We need to send a message to fucking Todrick. I love this show and cannot wait for the next real season with people who know how to play the game. I want Shanna on the REAL season. I’m already confused by this HOH. It’s something about movie posters and people talking about movies and they have to guess the movie. 50 Cynt might actually be able to win something, y’all! Or more likely Todd. I need Miesha to LOSE. Cynthia missed the first question. Todd gets a point. He gets the second one too! YAY!
Miesha gets the third on. COME ON TODD! Cynthia got the right one and the next one. They are kicking Miesha’s ass. Fuck it is a three way tie. FUCK. Miesha won. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. Now Todd needs to win veto. Todd and Cynthia are on the block. It’s time for the last POV. It looks like a ball roll combined with the days challenge. Well, fuck. Cynthia and Todd haven’t been keeping up with days because they don’t know how the game works. Come on Todd! Todd and Miesha both get a point. Fuck Todrick is winning. Todd already knows he is going home. FUCK. Todrick is going to win. Todd will go home. Miesha and Todrick are tied. The tiebreaker is between Miesha and Todrick. Why is Todrick even playing? He is the outgoing HOH????? I see you Grodner! Miesha wins. Will she send Todrick home?
The Last HOH
I’d love it if Miesha sends Toddler home. She won. Now what she SHOULD DO is eliminate Todrick because she doesn’t know how much he is hated. I think I lost a lot of my recap but it wasn’t really important. Anyway, she keeps the nominations the same and Todd goes home. Cynthia’s speech is just stupid. Todd says that he has always always on the their side. He says that Todrick played the best game in the house. Nah, he rode Miesha’s coattails. But he is trying to stay. He says, make your choice whatever you do, I’m good. Todrick sends Todd home.
Todd is very gracious on his exit. Todd screams I AM FREE ON HIS WAY OUT! Everyone celebrates. I am PRAYING for a bitter jury and a Cynthia win! Julie asks Todd if he really meant that Toddler played the best game. It seems that Todd will be the only one who votes for Todrick. Todd is such a sweet guy. He says his plan was to lie low at first and then come out. Todd said he was the oldest person in the house. But he loved the experience. Lamar will be his life long friend. He says he will likely vote for Todrick. Come on, dude! Julie points out he is not suppose to say that.
Julie WAIT WHAT?
So, Julie just said that because Chris Kattan went home early, in the event of a tie WE WILL DETERMINE THE WINNER! YES! Let’s all vote for Cynthia! LOL. I cannot wait for Wednesday! I need Cynthia to WIN! Julie tells the final three that since Kattan dropped out, America will cast the tiebreaker vote if need be. YES! YES! CYNTHIA WILL WIN! We all hate both of them! GO CYNTHIA GO!