Based on the previews, this should be a pretty short RHOC Recap tonight. I received some legal documents this week about “Dr. Jen” and there are some extremely serious charges against her and her husband will also be involved as he is listed as the head of her company. Also part of the allegations involve her buying cheap Korean knockoffs instead of the FDA approved injectibles, taking the empty bottles of the real stuff home where she kept the knockoffs in a large refrigerator and refilling them with be bad stuff. That’s just the tip of the iceberg. It appears she is being investigated by multiple federal agencies. More about that in a later post.
Tissues In Triangles
I do not care about this family dinner with the Dubrows. I shall continue to ignore Heather’s scenes as much as possible. Noella and Emily go for pedicures. I hope Emily gets her nails done because her nails look worse than mine at the moment. Noella is about to go to mediation with her husband. Emily and I are both skeptical about his showing up for mediation. Emily is less than supportive to Noella and tells her that she can become unreasonable and hurtful as well. I like Noella.
Shannon is having an all cast Mexican fiesta lunch for the entire group. Jen and Heather take the same van over. This is so that Jen can tell Heather that Ryan (aka Ryne apparently) has packed his bags and left. Then the came back the next morning and yelled at her some more and left again. I don’t blame him. He could go to jail over Jen’s bizarre legal drama. She cries and says she wants a divorce. This of course give Heather the opportunity to use all of her catch phrases from her upcoming show on E! where somehow she and her husband will be giving couples marital advice. Who would come to them? WHO?
Ladies Who Don’t Eat Lunch
Heather’s hostess gift for Shannon is marijuana gummies. After telling Heather she didn’t want to tell the other ladies about Ryan, Jen tells the ladies about Ryan in the first five minutes. Also, this is not a Mexican lunch. I don’t know where I got that from. The conversation turns to divorce. Emily is is so snippy when she talks about her divorce. Heather, Shannon and Emily split and edible and they are all feeling it. Especially Shannon. e. Why is Emily such a bitch this season. Is she hangry? Does she need a 12″ from Subway? Meanwhile, Heather is lecturing Jen privately. The proper response in both instances is to say, I am so sorry you are going through marital problems. Now Emily is running off bitching about Noella to everyone.
When I am all caught up with the show forty-five minutes in, that means it is a boring episode. Later, Emily and Gina take their kids to some sort of kids playland. They bitch about Noella. Apparently, Noella never asks about their families and businesses. Gina is pissed that Noella doesn’t even know about her skincare line. I didn’t know about her skincare line. This of course gives her skincare line a promo. Gina thinks Shannon is pissed because Gina has a skincare line. Shannon has multi businesses including a skincare line. Heather’s awful personality seems to have spread to almost everyone.
Shannon, Emily and Jen go out for cocktails. They girls ask Jen how things went when she got home. She says Ryan was sweet and they fell asleep on the couch holding hands. He will totally roll on her for a plea deal if and when that time comes. All three of these women eat. Emily starts right in stirring the pot between Shannon and Heather. She asks Shannon if she is jealous of Gina’s relationship with Heather. What is wrong with Emily this season? Who hurt her? Shannon says that her relationship with Heather is fine. Gina tells Shannon that Gina felt like she wasn’t supportive of Gina’s skincare line.
Next time: Next time, Shannon’s beau, who I love, is really supportive of Shannon. Jen gets drunk at a couples dinner and starts telling her husband how to sit in a chair. Mixing drugs and alcohol is a bad idea. IJS.