Based on the previews, this should be a pretty short RHOC Recap tonight. I received some legal documents this week about “Dr. Jen” and there are some extremely serious charges against her and her husband will also be involved as he is listed as the head of her company. Also part of the allegations involve her buying cheap Korean knockoffs instead of the FDA approved injectibles, taking the empty bottles of the real stuff home where she kept the knockoffs in a large refrigerator and refilling them with be bad stuff. That’s just the tip of the iceberg. It appears she is being investigated by multiple federal agencies. More about that in a later post.
Tissues In Triangles
I do not care about this family dinner with the Dubrows. I shall continue to ignore Heather’s scenes as much as possible. Noella and Emily go for pedicures. I hope Emily gets her nails done because her nails look worse than mine at the moment. Noella is about to go to mediation with her husband. Emily and I are both skeptical about his showing up for mediation. Emily is less than supportive to Noella and tells her that she can become unreasonable and hurtful as well. I like Noella.
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Shannon is having an all cast Mexican fiesta lunch for the entire group. Jen and Heather take the same van over. This is so that Jen can tell Heather that Ryan (aka Ryne apparently) has packed his bags and left. Then the came back the next morning and yelled at her some more and left again. I don’t blame him. He could go to jail over Jen’s bizarre legal drama. She cries and says she wants a divorce. This of course give Heather the opportunity to use all of her catch phrases from her upcoming show on E! where somehow she and her husband will be giving couples marital advice. Who would come to them? WHO?
Ladies Who Don’t Eat Lunch
Heather’s hostess gift for Shannon is marijuana gummies. After telling Heather she didn’t want to tell the other ladies about Ryan, Jen tells the ladies about Ryan in the first five minutes. Also, this is not a Mexican lunch. I don’t know where I got that from. The conversation turns to divorce. Emily is is so snippy when she talks about her divorce. Heather, Shannon and Emily split and edible and they are all feeling it. Especially Shannon. e. Why is Emily such a bitch this season. Is she hangry? Does she need a 12″ from Subway? Meanwhile, Heather is lecturing Jen privately. The proper response in both instances is to say, I am so sorry you are going through marital problems. Now Emily is running off bitching about Noella to everyone.
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When I am all caught up with the show forty-five minutes in, that means it is a boring episode. Later, Emily and Gina take their kids to some sort of kids playland. They bitch about Noella. Apparently, Noella never asks about their families and businesses. Gina is pissed that Noella doesn’t even know about her skincare line. I didn’t know about her skincare line. This of course gives her skincare line a promo. Gina thinks Shannon is pissed because Gina has a skincare line. Shannon has multi businesses including a skincare line. Heather’s awful personality seems to have spread to almost everyone.
Shannon, Emily and Jen go out for cocktails. They girls ask Jen how things went when she got home. She says Ryan was sweet and they fell asleep on the couch holding hands. He will totally roll on her for a plea deal if and when that time comes. All three of these women eat. Emily starts right in stirring the pot between Shannon and Heather. She asks Shannon if she is jealous of Gina’s relationship with Heather. What is wrong with Emily this season? Who hurt her? Shannon says that her relationship with Heather is fine. Gina tells Shannon that Gina felt like she wasn’t supportive of Gina’s skincare line.
Next time: Next time, Shannon’s beau, who I love, is really supportive of Shannon. Jen gets drunk at a couples dinner and starts telling her husband how to sit in a chair. Mixing drugs and alcohol is a bad idea. IJS.
I believe that Production told Emily that she is boring and need to work harder for her paycheck, so now we see Emily trying to be Tamra, the pot stirrer.
I think production tells all of them that or threatens them with that.
Emily is fully responsible for her behavior
Did they edit out Noella’s comments to Jen? Everyone at the table told a little personal marital experience but when Noella did Emily slammed her!
Emily is pretty crappy this season with all the gossiping and shit stirring.
Couldn’t the Dubrow’s have found a restaurant to give camera time and a plug that needs it after the shutdowns? Nobu is not hurting.
Oh lord, were they at Nobu? How cliche. *rolls eyes*. Can’t stand them anyway.
I was going to make time to watch the show tonight but sounds like I don’t need to bother.
TT, I used to watch Amazing Race and stopped for some reason. Maybe just time. Got plenty of that now since the Housewives are so bad!
do you know how expensive 5 plated of edamame are? They are beans! that was not even the real food!
I can’t understand why people order edamame. It’s in the freezer section. Just add good salt….
I am guessing Noella is a nightmare to be around/film with. We see a small fraction of what Emily has to endure. I’m glad she is calling out Noella on her crap. She was married for a nanosecond and, by all accounts, “schemed” to get on the show.
How the miso soup?
I just looked it up, it’s $7/per at Nobu in Malibu. Not bad.
Emily & Gina have turned into two boot lickers. I never cared for Gina bc she has always been a whiner and loves to talk trash abt others! Emily I liked I thought there was a compassionate human being in there somewhere 🤔. Unless she is menopausal, but that doesn’t turn you into an ahole! However when you hang around with the likes of Heather Dubrow, OMG 😲! You will turn into a very ugly person. I don’t care for her & never have. The issue here is that frick & frack (Emily & Gina) envy Heather. They have acted like fools in front of her & will stand on their heads to impress her! It’s humiliating and to pull Shannon into it was typical Gina 🙄. Desperate attempt 🤣 to be relevant on the show! Gina go fly a kite! 😅🤣😂 Emily be your own person! It’s embarrassing 💀!
Peace 🙏
“Unless she’s menopausal, but that doesn’t turn you into an ahole “
Au contraire mon frère, it TOTALLY turned me into a raging asshole-for like ten plus years! Lol! So much so, I wondered to myself if that is exactly what is the cause of Emily’s shitty behavior.
Also, I am waiting with bated breath for TT’s “more on that in a later post” regarding Dr. Jen. I just knew early on that this girl is fake and that the feds must be onto her by now. I find her particular grift(s) considerably more interesting than the Heather Show. And I hated that dress with the fake pearls on the shoulders- it looked like a prom dress or forever 21 imo.
Yep, my assholeness lasted a good 10 years. Perhaps longer.😊
Gosh, this show sucks so bad……..the recaps are great, so thank you TT.
I, too, await in anticipation of the “Dr.” Jen post. Will it be another “Why would anyone doing ANYTHING even slightly shady go on a reality show?” post? At least when Vicki joined Brooks in his cancer scam, she already was on a reality show. But I think she got confused — the RH “competitions” don’t give immunity to anyone!
Gina is turning into a “wannabe Heather”! She has forgotten where she came from & getting on the show was pure luck & because of abuse. Weren’t we taught not to air our dirty laundry? Dr Jen….. what is her story? No different than millions of other women. How are patients feeling about her, after seeing her true self? ‘Emily was my favorite, however she is a pot stirrer & trouble maker. Heather….no comment! So, I guess Shannon & Noella are my faves. I think Bravo needs to have second thoughts about another season. This group is done ✔️
Ok
I absolutely loved the scenes with Heather and her kids.
As a mum of 5 I have a pansexual daughter and a non binary child.
It was amazing to see her just fully accept her children for who they are and love them … apparently this isn’t always the case which breaks my heart.
I love my kids beyond measure and will
Always support them to be who they are and stand proud.
My 13 yo pansexual has lost all of her best friends and they have made so many disgusting and homophobic and racists remarks since school went back (last Monday) we actually thought we would have to pull her out of school because she was so miserable.
Anyway I’m losing my point
I was so happy to see this tonight on my screen and happily relate to a mother with a child that is struggling to just be themselves because other kids are straight out cunts!
Sorry for the rant but I loved this episode so much.
I found these scenes to be a lost opportunity and it made me sad. While I think that it could have been a great platform, it feels like Heather’s overall behavior overshadowed any message for the majority of viewers.
I’m ambivalent about the scenes. It could have been a great platform to bring awareness and reach an audience who could benefit from the message, I don’t think Heather Dubrow is the appropriate one to be the messenger. I also worry that her kids will regret putting their sexuality and gender identities out on tv at such a young age. It’s such a vulnerable age. Heather could be supportive in private and spare her children the exploitation. Again, it’s not the message, it’s the messenger.
I’m with you in this one, IJC. Watching Heather and her daughter planting flowers and talking about her daughter’s lesbianism, I felt like Heather made it so much more about herself than she did about her daughter.
And with them both wearing aprons with the name of the nursery while planting the flowers. Literally every scene is a promotional spot. It’s so disingenuous.
I don’t even receive ANY message regarding Heather’s daughter. Sorry. Heather overshadows any potential moment with her ego, and flaunting her wealth. I’m sick of Phony Pants.
I agree with most of your points.
I don’t think I would ever put my underage kids on a tv show let alone a tv show where they talk about their sexuality, I mean my 13 y.o thought she was going to marry the dog not too many years ago so their feelings/sexuality are ever evolving.
I just took it for what it was a mother talking to her daughter and trying to help her navigate the best way she could with her friends and social circle.
I haven’t been a Heather fan since terry shouted across the table at David about being a ‘Holla back guy’ and a ‘penis’, that’s when my rose tinted glasses came off and I really saw them for who they were .. pretentious, elitist assholes.
Scrappy, thank you for making my day. I would like to be invited to your daughter’s wedding, please.
Oh Scrappy I had forgotten about that David/Terry situation! I cringed so hard when Terry said his VERY REHEARSED LINE “we have a term for you in medicine, its called PENIS!” That was about the dorkiest “burn” anyone could say lol …
People forget how straight up fucking evil cunts children can be, because of all this “innocence of children bullshit.
I’m a fully grown 35 year old man and still have trauma from the shit my so called friends put me through at school. And you can say what you want about “things they learn from their parents,” but I grew up with these kids and know for a fact their parents weren’t telling them to go and humiliate the little gay kid, dump milkshakes on him in public and call him a faggot… 🙄
Jesus. So sorry about that my friend. Yes, Children turn evil in about the fifth grade. One of my kids was been bullied on a bus by a fifth grader. I could barely get him to tell me if he was black, white or Mexican. He asked if it was okay for him to say that. And I responded, “only if you want me to fix this.” I found the asshole child and gave him a huge dressing down. He apparently already had a “record.” But if I had been teaching fifth that year and had him as my student I would try to find out what was going on at home. Since he wasn’t my kid I was more like, DON’T FUCK WITH MY BABIES.
The problem with schools today is no one cares WHY THE FIFTH GRADER IS ATTACKING SECOND GRADERS. I was in enough trouble for referring my kids to the counselor who was too busy playing a wedding to get involved and maybe send CPS out if needed. I cried every year to my boyfriend at the time because I would never get another group of kids who were so great. He said, “you say this every year.”
I’m so sorry you went through that, Mark. Your comments brought me back to my elementary school bus rides. There were a couple of boys in my class who were verbally and physically attacked on the bus every afternoon. One of the boys cried every day while the other one kept a smile on his face and acted like it didn’t bother him. I can’t even imagine what they went through and how they managed to come to school every day knowing that was what was waiting for them. The abusers included my brother. We talked about it years later, shortly before my brother passed away. He said acting like that was the biggest regret of his life and he wishes he could go back in time and apologize for it. I think that was just letting himself off the hook, personally, because I don’t think he really thought he was doing anything wrong.
Does every housewife need a beauty line? Seriously.
Wait TT, are you saying Ole’ Shirtless One is part of whatever is going on with Jen? I thought he was totally removed, but I guess not. Maybe this is the real root of their marital problems.
Another housewife felon. Each city needs one.
Yes, he is officially the head of the company according to legal documents I’ve read. And was involved in running the business. And they seem to have fought a lot according to former employees involved in the many legal actions.
She is such a odd duck.
I can’t imagine ever having anything done by her.
She just seems like she’s somewhere else when she’s being talked to.
And, I would worry about her lack of sensitivity regarding children. I would want a nurturing physician.
Oh, that is interesting. She sure tried to paint him as someone running a real estate luxury rental business from home while being a SAHD. No mention of the cosmetic filler/drug business on the show whatsoever. Like a disinformation campaign.
The medical complaints against Dr Jen are serious!!! That’s crazy and irresponsible and just generally f*cked up.
I know that’s criminal, like that BH ring that injected industrial grade silicon into women. How any why would any doctor think this was ok or not going to get out!
Wow, those complaints are scary. I was actually considering “threading” on my neck, but no more! I don’t know what to say about this season. There is no one I can connect with. Just an odd group of people who are filming together for no discernable reason.
Noella- is sofa king annoying.
Heather- is California king annoying.
Emily- is a shit stirrer who drinks too much.
Jen- I cannot watch another marriage fall apart.
Shannon and Gina are somewhat watchable. Each seems to have a great relationship and are here for the fun, Fun Shannon!
We have really devolved into watching 50 somethings getting drunk at 5 star places and falling over on the beach? This is why we can’t have nice things.
LOFL — California king
Gina’s vocal fry added on to her “Lon Gisland” dialect is too much for me right now.
I am happy for Shannon that she found a kind and decent man.
The amount of drinking so far … I am embarrassed for them. All of them.
I am from CT, right across the Long Island Sound from where Gina grew up, so her accent is familiar to me, and strangely comforting. I understand her. She is a typical LI chick. I really like her boyfriend, he is so not creepy! Shocker!!
I love that Heather’s family story is shown on television and it is giving life to support and acceptance, but she seems so scripted in these scenes with her family that it loses the heart and soul. At least for me.
On WWHL, during a game throwing balls at champagne glasses (oh, please stop with the champs) attached to gorgeous guys crotches, she barked an order to her target to hold still. She couldn’t just “go with it” without trying to control the situation, but lost anyway. I just can’t with her.
Because she wanted to control the guy AND blame him when she couldn’t hit the targets. 🤮
What about the obnoxious moue she made every time she said that something would be discussed at the reunion? 🤮
HARK! Anyone in the community having marital woes — help is on the way! The Dubrows will be dispensing their EXPERT relationship advice on your screen soon! 🤮
wondering why Gina thinks she is so much of a prize that Shannon would be jealous 🙂
used to love Emily, but she seems to snap quick at Noella.
Did everyone enjoy the Heather show last night, produced and sponcered by Heather, who I’m sure is getting in the edible business also, lol!!! I think production likes Emily because she will take direction and keep things moving. Frankly I’m tired of all the divorce talk too. I remember when Gina or Tamra were going thru the divorce, we still heard about their kids, etc. Maybe that’s why Shannon gets along with Noella, hah! So what they recycle storylines all the time but at least I wanted to see that nonsense happening. Oh Jen, why did she do this show….these American Greed tie ins are becoming all too familiar.
First thing I thought when Heather gifted the edibles, too! Second thought, if Noella brought those Heather would be scandalized.
I didn’t think Shannon was jealous at all. She just isn’t over the top expressive. You can be happy for somebody without coming across as disingenuous (ahem Heather). What a desperate storyline. I thoroughly enjoyed watching Shannon on edibles. Best part of the show.
I rewound thrice just to see that part. It was hilarious and was glad to see happy Shannon.
Fun Shannon came out!
As someone who doesn’t have a thing for or against Heather, this episode I hope her words were true to her daughter and not just for show. A lot of us could benefit from that relationship with her daughter and she should know it’s very rare unfortunately.
It’s hard to ignore all the Heather scenes when she’s in all the scenes.
Emily is trying too hard. I agree with the posters above, her job is probably at risk so she’s purposely being so extra.
Who fathered Dr. Jen’s twins? Ryan? He has a tour guide business in Hawaii and Jen went to med school in Hawaii, right? Is that where they met? Why am I so fascinated by this?
I love Shannon. She’s so real and messy and authentic. She’s super high strung but also so very relatable.
Gina continues to bore me. I don’t understand how people can commit to moving in together but aren’t ready for an engagement. I’m not judging! I just don’t understand people and commitment. Apparently there’s different levels of commitment?
It’s not at all hard to ignore Heather scenes when so many of them include no other castmates. She and Terry and her LGBTQ scenes on their own every episode. I have no idea why Bravo agreed to that, but they were so willing to let her back they just bent over and let her fuck them.
Maybe Bravo promised her a fucking Champs budget.
With so many Bravolebritues coming out with alcohol lines, I wonder why there isn’t any Fancy Pants Bubbles or something even more cutsie. She won’t be allowed to call it Champagne or Champs, though … Bwahahahaha, maybe that’s the reason.
She did back when she was on the show years ago. She names it ‘Colette’ and it was a mèthode champenoise, legally you can’t call bubbles champagne unless it’s actually made in the champagne region of France.
The season she did it was when they went to Napa and Shannon was screaming at MKE ‘I start charities Megan’ while storming around the house. Ahhhh classic Shannon 😂
I love that Shannon! 🤣
From what I can remember from piecing together my deep dive on dr jen, she was with the ex bf who paid for her IVF & med school when she got pregnant with the twins-and shirtless Ryne was/is the father. I think that might have been the clue to the ex that she was scamming him. She is also listed as the travel medicine physician for Rynes’s Hawaii tour business. Although I couldn’t find an active medical license in Hawaii. From what I could gather from google, she did her residency in pathology-that is if she ever even actually completed one? Idk. Everything about her is scetch. But, FWIW, she definitely has the personality of a pathologist imo. I mean, in my experience, they often have social issues and they usually get along better with ummm dead people.
This would explain the awkward interactions with everyone including her husband and kids. But it seems there’s a lot more of her story to come out. The quack is wack!
Everything with Heather seems very scripted and rehearsed.
Nothing genuine comes from her. ITs all the image she wants portrayed.
The best part of the show was she and Shannon actually having some fun together.
Let’s hope Shannon doesn’t return the bowl, as we know Heather will bring it up.
You brought up something TT that was kinda like, you are SO right. There are a LOT of Heather and fam scenes. Of course, she attends the mandatory “outings” but it does seems like every episode there is at least one full-on (staged) Dubrow-only scene.
I wish there were more things at Shannon’s house so we could see more of Archie!
The micro dosing was my favorite part. Here in the land where marijuana has been our biggest cash crop since the 60’s, it is still illegal to grow a plant. I have not tried an edible and would never have pegged Heather to be the one to bring them! She did seem to enjoy watching everyone indulge. Every once in a while, I see a real person.
I have a sister who I believe lives like that. Like there is a camera in the sky on you and how everything is about how it looks to other people. A camera in the sky would find me lying on the couch watching Bravo :))
Don’t love many of the scenes with Heather normally, but one on this episode made me laugh and rewind a few times–when she told Shannon that Noella can’t “Bogart the edible” and then the expression on her face afterwards. Made her seem like she was human enough to remember the term “Bogart” and had probably been accused of “bogarting” in her younger days. I just had to laugh:)