Todd Bridges won HOH? This is a Celebrity Big Brother Recap post from the feeds And he picked Lamar to be in a costume of some sort. We haven’t seen it yet. Meanwhile, Carson fixed the refrigerator door. The HOH had to do with eating food and answering questions about what they tasted. It was things like BBQ sauce, and garlic, baloney and rosemary etc. I am kind of shocked that Todd Bridges has the best palate in the house. I frankly don’t want any of these people to win. They are all horrible. Lamar goes to bed. No idea where Todrick and Miesha are. Lamar went to bed super early. Carson talks about some wilderness show like Survivor he did in South Africa. It was all weird shit they had to eat for some other country. I am not sure I believe this bizarre story.
Todd Can Now Do Miesha’s Dirty Work
Carson tells this story about being in South African’s kind of version of Survivor. I can’t recap all of the weird shit he did. But he had to sign is life away multiple times. Wait, maybe it is Todrick who has to wear the stupid outfits? Or that might be his own clothes? I don’t know. Todd goes to the clock room and talks to Miesha. So much for Todd saving this fucking game. He is still on the evil side of the house. He wants Carson out. I hate this season. I almost hope Todrick wins because that could be the worst possible outcome of a very shitty season. I officially hate everyone.
Production clearly wanted Todrick to lose because he eats like a Toddler. He is from the just let your kids eat chicken nuggets and fries generation. It’s time to go to his HOH. Thank the baby Jesus. Can we all go to bed soon? Cynthia, Carson and Todd get together to talk. Todrick is in DR and he has to wear some kind of costume. The rest of them are laughing about it. I am sorry if this is not making sense. I’m just going with what I see at almost four am my time. How much longer is this shit show? Also, why is Miesha playing solitaire in her room at this point. I mean, I don’t blame her, but still. /feeds cut. AGAIN which is part of the reason why this is so disjointed. And you know the whole almost 4 am thing.
It’s almost four am. Are they not going to show the HOH? Why am I still up trying to recap this shit if the keep taking down the feeds???? Lamar and Todrick both have weird costumes. The best part is Lamar and Todrick are tied together. They are supposed to be??? I dunno cabbages? This could push Lamar over the edge. The Internet says apparently Lamar is a margarita/ mojito and Toddrick is drinking him? A lime? Who knows? This season sucks. Cut me some slack people, it is four am here. Todrick says he has to sleep next to Todrick. First Todrick has to pee, then they try to go bed and now Lamar has to pee. Lamar is SUPER PISSED at Todd. So, again, Lamar has no idea how this show works. Maybe he should have done his homework during quarantine.
Meanwhile Todd says he never thought he would win a challenge. He talks about it with Carson. He asks if he could do a show where he is a tasting judge. It seems he might have gotten all of them right. He says that Valerie Bertarelli does a kids baking show and he would like to be a judge. Meanwhile, Lamar is threatening him. He says it is retaliation for giving him the punishment. Lamar is a very poor sport. So is Miesha apparently. She is pissed and barely speaking to anyone. The costumes are supposed to be fun but Miesha is probably pissed she didn’t win HOH. If Carson and Cynthia had half a brain between them they could rally to get her voted out and she knows it.
Lamar May Quit Over The Costume
Carson and Cynthia talk in the pink room. Cynthia feels bad she did not win. They know they are the targets. But if Lamar doesn’t shut his mouth he might be next. Or DEAR GOD PLEASE Todrick. Lamar may legitimately quit over this this! He is so pissed at Todd who he has been joshing with all season. So, Lamar says he wants to fight Todd when his costume comes off. He is totally threatening him. Lamar can’t take a joke. It sounds like Todd is going to put up Carson and Cynthia. I don’t know why I am surprised. I thought he might have some fight in him. Lamar is a dick. He has been fucking with Todd the whole time. Lamar can’t take a joke.
Cynthia keeps trashing Shanna to Carson and they both somehow feel smug about eliminating their best ally in the house. These people are so dumb. Now, Lamar wants to fight Todd (NTTAWWTIMO) because go for it. But Cynthia and Carson don’t realize they blew up their entire game. Todd is apparently going to put up Cynthia and Carson. I hope he sticks to that. Carson should go first, then Cynthia. Cynthia and Carson think they were taken for a ride by their closest ally. They are so dumb. Meanwhile, Todrick tries to explain The Cookout to Lamar. Todd is the only other person in the room. Lamar says, “Can we just get in the bed and lay down?” Todrick says, “I thought you’d never ask!” Todrick is trying to do another Cookout. Meanwhile, he refused to lay down with Lamar until Todd’s HOH opens. ‘
It’s Past Two AM! (THEIR TIME!)
Todd is so ready for his HOH room. Now, Lamar is so ready for bed. So, Lamar is like now, we need to go to lie down on the bed. He doesn’t understand he has to be in his costume if he is not sleeping. Miesha and Lamar talk trash about Shanna. Because assholes. I totally need them to go to bed. Shanna and Todrick start quizzing each other over what happened on what day. A dispute breaks out about whether Lamar and Todrick have to wear the tether at night. Apparently they get to take their costumes off. I hate Miesha so much. She always tells everyone what to do our think.
Meanwhile, Cynthia and Carson are both sleeping as I should be. Miesha is sucking up to Lamar. God I hate this bitch. Then there is some drama between Miesha and Toddler. She apparently wants to go sleep in the HOH. I’m not sure if Todd is up there or not. Toddrick is so excited that they are on TV so much. Yet, he doesn’t seem to realize THE ENTIRE COUNTRY HATES HIM AND MIESHA. Lamar talks to Shanna about missing he kids. He says his son is really tall. He misses his kids. He says basically that they all have their mother’s genes. It seems like he wants to be a good dad.
And with that, I can finally go to bed. You know until Lamar starts signing about being lonely. If production doesn’t the light off soon, we will have to hear more about how much he loves Khloe. BTW, it looks like he and Todrick are still tethered together. Shanna and Todrick keep wanting to go to sleep AND SO DO I! But, Lamar wants to talk about the LOCKDOWN crap from the night before. Then I think Lamar has to pee and Toddler has to go with him because they are still tethered even in their sleep.
I’m quite sure something else is about to happen. Production took us to bubbles for no reason. It’s 6 am my time. So it is what it is. Fill me in for a change if something else happened in comments.