,On tonight’s Celebrity Big Brother Recap we are supposed to have a live eviction. But will we? Chris Kattan left the house for medical reasons. Frankly, I don’t know why he was on the show. He was never in any condition to participate in the challenges, mentally or physically. So now we are already down a person. So maybe Cynthia and Chris can both be safe? I’m kind of glad there is only on Chris K. in the house to be honest. A LOT has happened since the last episode. So much so that I’m not ever sure if two hours is enough. But, I am ready to go!
It must be really cold in the BB house because these people wear ski caps all day every day. It’s kind of weird. Carson and Cynthia discuss how wrong it was for Shanna to put them up when Chris Kattan has been begging to go home. Todrick is totally a backstabber. He’s playing way to hard. I’m not sure why Todrick hates Chris Kirkpatrick so much. Chris has had a really tough time in the house. He is not playing super hard. The trio of Carson, Shanna and Cynthia, aka the pink room alliance. The Internet hates Todd too. They call him Toddler. LOL. Chris and Shanna have a final twoISH deal. So, he is more or less part of the pink room alliance.
Kattan is really in a bad place. He was in the diary room for a long time. They didn’t show what was said. Miesha announces that Kattan has left the house. He sends a video message to the house, he says nice and funny things about everyone. Most of these guests have suggested he might be lying about not doing well. It is sad to me that so many people who do not have mental health issues do not understand them. We don’t need advice like “cheer up” or “go for a walk” or “how can you just not shower?”. It’s hard to explain to someone who has not gone through it. But, NOW they have nothing but nice things to say?
The POV Comp
The players are Carson, Cynthia, Miesha, Shanna, Lamar, and Todrick. Todrick and Miesha cannot win. Lamar still doesn’t know how this game works. It is funny. He asked on the feeds if you can still win the game after you are evicted. He’s the stereotypical dumb athlete. At the POV comp, the players have to ride a mechanical reindeer. How much did that cost? They also have to stack snowflakes. This challenge is way too hard for Lamar. Carson is so funny and so is this challenge. Lamar timed out first. Miesha was next. Shannon locks in with 22 snowflakes. Miesha immediately says she can take down Cynthia, like it is up to her. Carson and Todrick are still in it. They both time out. Shanna wins!
Shanna is the dark horse to win this game. Todd thinks he is on Shanna’s side of the house. He’s just a pawn in everyone else’s game. He agrees to go up. Chris is very close with Miesha. She is beginning to doubt his loyalty. They have a bizarre conversation in the sauna room. Kirk won’t agree to sending Todd home if Shanna takes Cynthia off the block. Her concerns annoy him. Shanna lies and tells Miesha she is going to take Cynthia down. They hang out in the HOH. BTW, the house is really nice this season. Miesha doesn’t want her to use the veto. In a stunning move, Shanna takes down Carson. Miesha puts Kirk up as the replacement. HE IS HER ALLY?!
Todrick Continues To Play All Sides Of The House
Shanna talks to Todrick ad Miesha. She says that they never include her in anything. And now, Miesha and Todrick are done with her. Good. Stay with Carson and Cynthia. Kirk comes to talk to talk to Shanna. He says they just won! They are chipping away at the other side of the house. He has no clue about the retaliation Miesha is about to make. Next, Julie talks to the houseguests. She lets them know about Oscar noms, the Superbowl etc.
Next up is the eviction, which apparently is still going to happen. But first, we have to go to all of the stuff that happened with Toddler and Cynthia because she voted to evict Todd. They show the whole Fuck you screaming match between Toddler and Cynthia. Todd screams obscenities’ at Cynthia. A man should never scream at a woman like that, especially because she kept her word to Teddi. He’s still in the house and needs allies. I predict he will be the next to go, ain’t nobody got time for his childish tantrums. I don’t know if they will show it but later on he claims he was “acting.” He was not.
Kirk gives a great and very kind speech. He says he will not say a bad word against Cynthia. Cynthia talks about he has stayed true to her word and been loyal the whole game. Who was the idiot who always voted to evote? Instead of evict? Well Todrick seems to think it was cute so that is what he is doing. The vote is five to zero to evict Kirk. So we have no more guys named Chris in the house. Cynthia cries. Chris knew it was coming. He says that there was one side of the house, that he was on, controlling the house. He wants the game to be fun. Chris says he wanted to play with integrity. He didn’t want it to be one sided. Every loves Chris in the goodbye messages. Except for Todrick.
Next, it is time for the HOH comp! The comp is mild version of the wall. They have to hold on to the arms of a “chair.” Thank GOD Miesha cannot compete in this athletic challenge. We might get a Lamar win and WTF would he do? We are one minute in and I am already bored. This cannot possibly be live. But if it is, I hope feeds are up and I will continue to recap. Oh it is! Or not. They keep blocking the feeds so I will update in comments. If they come back.