By: POPCULTUREKELLY
This Summer House recap day snuck up on me! I was feeling better until I just realized Austen is coming to the house this week. Blech. For those waiting with baited breath wanting to know if Craig and Krisitin Cavallari are still “fucking”, the answer is of course. Craig smooth-talks Paige into not being upset about that. Robert leaves the house after having a nice anniversary. Mya reiterates to Paige that Craig gas-lit the shit out of her. Paige admits she feels hurt knowing Craig is sleeping with someone else. Not breaking the house rules, Paige will still go with it. Lindsay is still pissed at Craig for screaming at her. Linday asks Carl about Ciara. Carl says he will not pursue anything with Ciara. That sound you hear is us breathing a collective sigh of relief!
Ignoring All The Signs!
The gang goes to a pool party. Single Lindsay flirts with a hot guy at the bar. She’s loving single life. Amanda says that if she and Kyle aren’t meant to get married, there will be a sign. Girl. Kyle is a walking billboard yet you ignore that sign. So whatever. Craig half apologizes to Lindsay for screaming at her. I wish I had the word count ability to write how funny Lindsay is in this episode. She’s just living her best buzzed life. Craig is on a half ass apology tour. Paige tells Ciara that she’s hurt that Craig is sleeping with someone else. She likes him and doesn’t like that she’s not the only one he’s with. I mean, Paige met Craig. She watched Southern Charm. She knows he’s sleeping with other people. She’s just pissed that it’s with a rich, B-list person.
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Back at the house, Mya is preparing a feast for everyone. She loves to cook and credits her dad for it. Luke calls Danielle, who was sleeping by the pool. Luke will be joining the gang next weeke! Ciara takes Lindsay outside to talk. When Craig said that Lindsay and Austen have been sleeping together for 4 years, it made her nervous. Lindsay tells her that there is nothing happening with her and Austen. Paige walks around ignoring Craig, LOL. Amanda tells Craig that he embarrassed Paige, that’s why she isn’t talking to him. Andrea begins to swoop in,kissing Paige. Paige can get hot people too, damn it! Lindsay and Danielle go out while everyone else gets in the hot tub. Well, Mya and Craig are talking upstairs. They bond over being non-partiers. Lindsay and Danielle came back without Lindsay hooking up with the hot guy from the bar.
Back To NYC
Back in the city, we learn that Mya is a restaurant consultant by day, baker by night. This girl has her shit together. She and Danielle should have a boss bitch spin off. Paige talks to her mom about her Craig/Andrea predicament. Mama is team Andrea. She loves her Italian friend. Her mom sees the red flags with Craig. She warns her daughter not to ignore red flags so early on. We all know that her good advice fell on deaf ears. Andrea is modeling. He says he wants to settle down and get married. I don’t know if what he’s saying is true or not, but he seems sincere. Oh our Paige. I’m hoping Craig has turned all his fuck boys ways off and is good to Paige. Mostly because I can’t watch another beautiful Summer House woman in an awful relationship. Just no.
Dirty Thirty!
It’s Amanda’s birthday weekend! Amanda is discussing marriage and children with her fiance, who looks like he’d rather be run over by a Lover Boy truck. It’s a 90’s party to celebrate Amanda’s big day. Luke is back! He meets Mya, which seems weird. It seems like she’s been a part of the House forever. Speaking of the 90’s, who else CANNOT WAIT for the Super Bowl halftime show this year? I’ve already warned the zoo that Mommy is gonna real fucking weird! Lindsay gives Amanda a pogo stick. Luke gives her a donation to the dog rescue that Amanda rescues from. We are adopting a dog from a rescue in Texas (Addicus Legacy). Our little girl has three legs with a heart the size of the moon. These rescues are nothing short of amazing. It’s why I can never fully dislike Kyle or Amanda since they foster rescues.
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What did her fiance get her, you ask? Nothing. Jesus Mary and Joseph, this guy! Everyone plays spin the bottle. Alex and Ciara have an intense kiss. Ciara says he’s a good kisser. Lindsay tells Paige about a new guy she’s seeing. Paige can’t keep track of Lindsay’s guys. She tells Lindsay that Kyle was supposed to book a trip for Amanda as a gift but didn’t. Paige tries to help Kyle, to no avail. She booked the Bahamas but Kyle realized his passport expired during Covid. Trip canceled. This is when it’s easy to dislike him. Danielle and Lindsay leave so Lindsay can hook up. Mya wanted to go but Lindsay said no. The girls rally around a sad Amanda. She feels like the night felt forced. Kyle is nowhere to be found. Paige ditches the pity party to hook up with Andrea. Yes!
On Next week’s Summer House recap: They all get drunk at a beach. Lindsay gets friendzoned. Paige and Andrea heat up. Amanda wants a dog. Kyle says it’s because he can’t make her happy. Mya tells the house something big. Ciara cries. That’s the recap! Thank you all for reading. As always, the fun happens in the comment section. See you there!
How about when Craig screamed to Paige that if she let Lindsey get into her head then she was even weaker than he thought. What a put down, and he really was gaslighting her. I wish he never came on this show because now l find him very unappealing. The always drunk slurring is not cute.
Same with me! I honestly loved Craig so much on southern charm. He is so different on this show. Or maybe this is who he really is? I loved this show but it’s starting to show its age. Bravo bravo bravo stop ruining all the shows😊
I did too!! He seems to always take one step forward and 8 steps back. His business is thriving but his personality, relationships and how much he drinks is shitty.
and that annoying voice.
It’s funny that it never really bothered be until last night. It was like nails on a chalkboard.
That was awful!!! Between him and Austen they treat Lindsay like crap. I hope she has nothing to do with them anymore.
I have never been a huge Craig fan – I was always team Naomi! There have been little signs and flags over the years on Southern Charm that just made me say no thank you! He always seemed like a cocky, arrogant asshole and I was glad when his law firm let him go and he got a dose of reality. I hope Paige listens to her mom!
I love a crossover on Bravo but wish they had chosen someone else besides Craig and Austin. Not even gonna get started on that Austin. . .Run Ciara! Run!
I feel the same way. I used to really like Craig but he was a complete asshole .,and I’m shocked absolutely shocked.,that Paige is falling for this bullshit.
I can’t tape this show because of Big Brother airing so much. I’m not really interested in this show most of the time. But y’all are making me want to see what Craig did that has you all feeling some kinda way.
I don’t watch Southern Charm so I don’t know much about Craig. He treated Paige like dirt so I’m not a fan. I’m actually more annoyed with Paige for letting Craig treat her like that and still dating him.
Thank you so much for the recap.😊
Gotta tell you, this was one of my favorite shows when it started. But now, ummm, perhaps because they have so many people there, there is less going on (if that makes sense?)
But I just want LUKEEEEE. Yay for next week, LOL 😉.
Thank you ALWAYS for reading and sharing!! Maybe it’s because the only one who seems to evolved at all is Carl? I love Mya, she’s an awesome newbie. But the Kyle/Amanda/Ciaira/Paige if it all gets old. Luke is good. I missed him!!
I think I loved your recap more than the actual show last night. I’m getting a little bored with people that are that age turning every weekend into a giant frat party. It’s not at all attractive or entertaining. love Carl since he stopped drinking. Amanda has gotten on my last nerve this season. She’s really as big a mess as Kyle is. I hope their marriage works out, but if it doesn’t, I hope it ends before they bring children into the world.
Awwe thank you!!! That’s a huge compliment ❤️ Omg I agree with you!!! Amanda seems to wants kids asap. That scares me. I follow them on Instagram. From there (so limited I know) they both are so kind and caring with their foster dogs. I do root for them to get their shit together but it’s EXHAUSTING watching the same old toxicity over and over.
I keep dozing during the show. Your recap is much more interesting. How these people make so much money without anything but the most juvenile personalities confounds me.
I have liked Luke from his beginning. I did not buy into the}Ciara as ex, semi ex, semi squeeze, whatever last season. Even less so now! I like Mya; she seems NICE and accomplished. How did Alex get on this show? WTF?
Watching this show makes me think of how much of my 20s-30s I wasted on stupid boyfriends and alcohol. It’s painful.
When I first heard about Paige & Craig, I was excited to see them together since I’d always liked both of them on their respective franchises. But Paige with Andrea and Craig in the same house is so messy. I can see why they all like these throwback parties because they all act like they are in high school with the drinking and the drama.
You called it PCK on Kyle looking terrified when Amanda was discussing having kids. Can’t believe he didn’t think to get her anything for her 30th birthday!! What a self-centered jerk.
Especially because Amanda goes ALL OUT for his birthdays!
Unpopular opinion – Paige should have stuck with Andrea. He literally brings her coffee in bed every morning.
Not an unpopular opinion as far as I’m concerned. I think she should have stayed with Andrea too.