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Celebrity Big Brother Recap: WTF IS HAPPENING HERE?

February 3, 2022 by tamaratattles 36 Comments

Celebrity Big Brother RecapWell, this season of Celebrity Big Brother is already a mess. Before I can even start tonight’s Celebrity Big Brother Recap, without some updates. The live feeds should have started last night but that did not happen. The site “claimed” technical difficulties. Paramount tweeted tonight that the feeds would miraculously be up and working again right after the episode airs tonight on the east coast. I may not even recap Project Runway tonight since there is so much going on with Big Brother. Since I have to wait until tomorrow for Project Runway photos, it won’t effect anything.

My point, and I did have one, is SOMETHING HAPPENED that they didn’t want us to see on the live feeds. Rumors are everywhere, but I tend to feel like someone quit. If it were a regular people season I’d think there was a physical altercation, or a racist blow up or the usual things that happen in the regular seasons. But, celebrities OFTEN quit this game. I’m not sure there has ever been a season where someone quits. If one or more people quit after the first challenge, that’s great! It means we have less people to eliminate and more time with the remaining houseguests.

We begin with the houseguests talking about the “Gala Gift Box” that is a blessing to one and a curse for another. Whatever that means. Cynthia is killing it in the diary room. She has a lot of experience with that. Miesha is an HOH with no alliance how is that even possible. So she approaches Todrick who is already happy with his gays and girls alliance with Carson, Cynthia and Shanna.  She want’s an athlete alliance. And by that she wants an alliance with Todrick, and Lamar. /cough. She asks Todrick to be her final two. Todrick is a not an athlete per se. Tell me I am wrong. Then Chris Kirkpatrick asks to work with Todrick too! Todrick in a really good spot. But dealing with than many suckups could be a big problem as well. He needs to pick somebody.

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Then Mirai and Teddi are taking a shower and they ask him to be in an alliance with maybe Cynthia. This is ridiculous. This will not end well for him. He can’t say no, you never say no to someone asking to align with you in the house. But, this is crazy. They pinky promise. Good Greif. Next, Mirai approaches Cynthia. She tells her that Todrick is in an alliance with her and Teddi and she wants her to join. Todrick is right there probably soiling himself. OH GOOD GOD. When Mirai asks Cynthia if she was in another alliance already she says yes, with Todrick, Carson and Shanna. They really need to make these people watch the real show before they come on. Mirai suggest that she and Teddi join their alliance and that would be six people. Good idea? Maybe, maybe not.

Formation

The new six is now called Formation. But, Todrick wats to work with Miesha too. So dumb. Todd Bridges snores REALLY LOUDLY and Kattan can’t handle it. Meanwhile, Lamar tells Todrick he was really hoping that Khloe would be in the house. Cynthia and Shanna join the conversation. Shanna seems to REALLY like Lamar. I predict sex on feeds. Maybe that is why they are down. The next thing you know, Miesha is starting an alliance with Kilpatrick! This is starting to annoy me. The whole point of an alliance is that the whole fucking house is not in it!

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Miesha talks to Todrick and Kilpatrick.  Kilpatrick tells her to put up Kattan and Todd because they both just sleep all day. But, she wants to put up Teddi. She thinks she is a threat. What? While I am still wrapping my brain around that, we forge ahead to the Gala Gift Box. It’s a hat that looks like a purse. Starting with the HOH she must pass the hat to another player and so on. The last person to get the hat is safe from eviction. Cynthia is safe from eviction. Then there is a lot of discussion about the curse part of the house. Apparently, even if you are not on the block, you could still go up. It sounds like Cynthia might have the ability to change a nomination.

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Miesha invites Mirai into “her alliance.” Then she asks her to go on the block as a pawn. She is not going to go along with Miesha’s plan to send Teddi home. Mirai of course runs straight to Teddi to tell her that Miesha is coming for her. Teddi realizes that Miesha is trying to backdoor her. Who backdoors someone on week one. Todrick, who is literally in an “alliance” with everyone in the house, thinks Mirai needs to go for telling his (and her!) “Formation” ally that the HOH wants to backdoor her? That’s her alliance that you are in Todrick! Miesha is not in Formation! These people are too dumb to even try to re

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Lamar talking in his sleep is hilarious. Todrick runs to tell Miesha everything like a little bitch. Teddi offers Miesha a deal. If she doesn’t put her up this week, then she won’t put her up when she is HOH. No one is even discussing Cynthia’s power. These people are so dumb. Miesha is going to take Teddi up on her offer. She is probably going to put um Mirai. Then, Miesha wants to put Carson up as a pawn. WTF is wrong with these people. Do they not have two people that they would like to go home? It’s the first elimination! WTF with the backdooring and pawns?

At the nomination ceremony, Miesha nominates Mirai and Carson. Kattan is really sweet to Mirai. Tomorrow night, is the POV comp and the eviction. See you at 8 pm!

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Filed Under: Celebrity Big Brother Tagged With: Carson Kressley, Celebrity Big Brother, Celebrity Big Brother Recap, Chris Kattan, Chris Kirkpatrick, Cynthia Bailey, Julie Chen Moonves, Lamar Odom, Miesha Tate, Mirai Nagasu, Ryan Lochte, Shanna Moakler, Teddi Mellencamp, Todd Bridges, Todrick Hall

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  1. LurkLady says

    February 3, 2022 at 11:43 pm

    They can’t send Carson home! He makes the show! Did not one of these idiots ever watch the show?

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  2. Annabelle says

    February 4, 2022 at 12:26 am

    I’m loving Teddi’s natural hair color. That is hilarious about miesha, does she not know the practice Teddy had under LVPs thumb, hah! Seriously not Carson, he’s the guy that can always make you smile. They need to send Mirai home, only because the Olympics are on NBC🤪

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  3. Terri says

    February 4, 2022 at 12:46 am

    Well, it’s official. Miesha is an idiot.

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    • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

      February 4, 2022 at 2:36 pm

      What am I missing about Meisha?

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      • Terri says

        February 4, 2022 at 4:02 pm

        I don’t get the feeds, so all I can base my opinion on is the show itself. She’s getting in her own way as far as her HOH is concerned. Talking to players about using them as pawns before she really knows who she can trust is just dumb. I still want Teddi out first, but if Meisha goes out 2nd it’s fine with me.

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  4. BeetsWhy says

    February 4, 2022 at 1:06 am

    These people are making my head spin! They’re all in twenty different alliances. That’s okay as long as Toddrick and those eyes get the bulk of the camera time… swoon…

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    • tamaratattles says

      February 4, 2022 at 2:59 am

      The girls and gays alliance plus two is never going to vote out Carson. Meisha incorrectly thinks she decides who goes home. I don’t think it will go the way she wants. Once she figures out what she wants.

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  5. tamaratattles says

    February 4, 2022 at 5:50 am

    Live feed update, Carson won POV, saved himself, Teddi went up and is expected to go out. Cynthia an Shanna both HATE Miesha the HOH and are spend most of their time trash talking her, Now Teddi is in the room being BBFs with them so I don’t know if Mirai is in danger or not. Mirai isn’t in the alliance so Mirai could be safe.

    Also, no one seems to be talking about how someone could go home without being on the block. No one seems concerned at all about Cynthia’s power. I’m not even sure Cynthia knows she has a power. Teddi is fighting for her life but Carson, Cynthia and Shanna still want to keep Teddi.

    The house has a FANTASTIC looking indoor hot tub. They also have lots of indoor games like cornhole and golf to keep them occupied. Cynthia basically tells Teddi that she is going home. Carson seems to be wanting to keep Teddi. So who knows what is going on. Kilpatrick has had the hiccups for two days. That’s weird.

    Cynthia, Teddi and Shanna share a bedroom. They talk about who Cynthia should put up if that is her power. They all hate Meisha. Alot. lol.

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    • Terri says

      February 4, 2022 at 12:19 pm

      I just want Teddi out first. I don’t like Meisha, so if she’s booted out 2nd that’s fine with me. Thanks for the live feed update.

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    • amisteree says

      February 4, 2022 at 1:07 pm

      LOL about “I’m not even sure Cynthia knows she has a power!”
      I love seeing housewives out of their habitat, it usually softens whatever dislike I have for them. I always want to love Cynthia.
      Carson could be on my tv 24/7 and I would be down with that. He is like a narrator in real time.

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  6. Harlan says

    February 4, 2022 at 8:42 am

    I was lukewarm on this season…until feeds turned on last night. Tamara, you called it – things are MESSY in BB house! Apparently Chris Kirkpatrick actually left the house temporarily and went to a hotel to cool off after a blowout verbal fight with Mirai. Not clear exactly what it was about. I’m wondering if this could be the reason feeds were delayed.

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    • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

      February 4, 2022 at 2:15 pm

      Wowwwwww. What a crazy two to lose it!!

      Reply
  7. Smitters says

    February 4, 2022 at 12:18 pm

    Tried to watch it last night as I adore Carson.
    Teddi is boring on here too.
    Lamar seems off.

    Hoping things get more interesting as for now its a yawn.

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    • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

      February 4, 2022 at 2:14 pm

      Agree….Lamar seems OFF.

      Reply
  8. amisteree says

    February 4, 2022 at 1:18 pm

    Ummm Feeds are cutting out even more than regular BB. Good grief it is annoying!

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  9. Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

    February 4, 2022 at 1:55 pm

    Okay, the good news is that I can comment while the live feed is down in the corner.🙄
    Either this is new, or perhaps I never had it correctly held horizontally rather than vertical.
    Anyways, yay!.
    Just woke up, son is STILL asleep, I guess we are re-charging.
    Welp, and the feeds are down.LOL
    And we are back! And we’re down!!

    See 👀ya in a few.

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    • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

      February 4, 2022 at 1:57 pm

      Good thing is I am not that much of a spaz, feed in corner horizontally.
      These feeds are hella annoying.
      Thanks for the recap, and the updates above!!!😊

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      • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

        February 4, 2022 at 4:19 pm

        Actually, Chris bought me a laptop for this and I just can’t bear to use.
        But I think that it is okay to use this weekend.
        (Maybe 😢)

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        • Terri says

          February 4, 2022 at 4:33 pm

          He’ll be smiling down on you if you use it. It would make him so happy to know that you’re using his gift for sharing BB feeds.

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        • Terri says

          February 4, 2022 at 4:35 pm

          By the way, I think it’s a sign that there are two Chris’ on CBB this season.

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  10. Shannon says

    February 4, 2022 at 3:11 pm

    I don’t remember the past seasons of Celebrity BB being this rushed. I’m still trying to get a handle on the houseguests. I can say that Todrick is my fave mainly because he is a fan of the show. My least fave is a tie between Miesha and Teddi. Miesha because she came on way to strong from the gate and I have never been a Teddi fan.

    I am excited to see how the season will turn out. I look forward to your updates to get your take on things.

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  11. Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

    February 4, 2022 at 3:14 pm

    So I went on a Twitter search. So many rumours from a false positive test, to touchy, feely to insults.
    I’m so lost.

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  12. Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

    February 4, 2022 at 3:30 pm

    I guess feeds are down since there is a live eviction tonight.
    (I did see a video clip of Toddrick complaining about the offensive things Todd Bridges is saying. Apparently he had to tell him to stop, he can’t say those things. Hmm)

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    • Terri says

      February 4, 2022 at 4:04 pm

      Whoa! What the heck is Todd Bridges saying?

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      • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

        February 4, 2022 at 4:16 pm

        Just “things”
        #cbb3us Twitter may have clip.

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  13. Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

    February 4, 2022 at 3:44 pm

    So Teddi is talking to Kirkpatrick about the person he looks up to “miesha” dogged her out and is now dogging him out. She said that seven days after, she backdoored her. (Gym convo?)
    So Teddi is fighting hard.
    Carson is telling Cynthia about how eviction night works, LOL.

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  14. tamaratattles says

    February 4, 2022 at 3:48 pm

    Teddi is for sure going home. People in the house think she is too bossy. Carson has already called her bed in the room with Cynthia and Shannon. Kilpatrick is in the house and was in the kitchen with Mirai. They weren’t really talking to each other but both seemed fine. Todd is a touchy feeling especially with the guys. He was kind of rubbing Todrick’s back while he was cooking at the stove. Todrick said “I ‘m ticklish” which is polite for stop touching me and he didn’t get it. Then Todd was made that Kilpatrick would not give him a hug.

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  15. Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

    February 4, 2022 at 3:52 pm

    So Teddi is being a total ummm shitty motivational speaker to Kirkpatrick?
    She’s talking about how his whole life and he’s not the type of person who would blah blah blah…….(trying to survive)

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    • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

      February 4, 2022 at 3:58 pm

      Teddi said that she doesn’t have it out for Meisha because of her bad social game.
      (U.mmm backtrack much, LOL)
      I am starting to think perhaps Teddi likes to preach…………LOL
      Other houseguests seem to just be chilling and getting ready for tonight.

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    • Terri says

      February 4, 2022 at 4:09 pm

      So she went from not even knowing for sure which boy band Kirkpatrick was in to knowing what type of person he’s been his whole life. Teddi needs to go.

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      • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

        February 4, 2022 at 4:13 pm

        Boy she’s something else.

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  16. Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

    February 4, 2022 at 4:11 pm

    Teddi just said that her target is the person who “holds her hand when she’s going to sleep”, and her target is who says that “the money will change their lives”, and the person who says that they will “be able to go on tour”, and the person who says that they will” spend $250,000 on a costume.”

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    • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

      February 4, 2022 at 4:12 pm

      She’s talking to Meisha and Kirkpatrick.

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  17. Babs RS says

    February 4, 2022 at 4:35 pm

    Could they make it any more difficult for us?
    CK3: Chris Kirkpatrick, Chris Kattan, Carson Kressley?

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  18. tamaratattles says

    February 4, 2022 at 7:17 pm

    I just realized that Mon Won is NOW NOM backwards. So it sounds like Cynthia may have to put up a third person. Social Media really wants it to be Todrick? WHY? Everyone seems to like Todrick except the viewers.

    Shanna explained to Cynthia last night that she was going to have to nominate someone. But they are not sure if that means someone is coming down. I have heard nothing about who Cynthia is going to put up. Teddi is so condescending to everyone. She’s is trashing Todrick to EVERYONE. She does have a point, he has alliances with pretty much everyone and lies about it. But that is how the game is played.

    Apparently, the altercation that I somehow missed was between Mirai and Kilpatrick. The vibe seems to be that Mirai said horrible things to Kilpatrick and was mocking him about something. He had a breakdown. They took him out of the game for a bit but he was there this morning. There is sort of a room via the diary room that they can use for people to decompress. I don’t think they took him to a hotel for that, but they might have. So basically there are two awful people on the block.

    Another thing I forgot to mention is that they were given pot gummies and pot brownies and lots of them have been REALLY HIGH. Kattan has had the munchies a lot.

    That’s all for now, I am late doing setups for the TWO HOUR episode!

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    • Terri says

      February 4, 2022 at 8:08 pm

      Damn! There’s been a lot going on. Why the hell is Marai picking on Chris Kirkpatrick? The evil little troll should be the 2nd one evicted. It’ll be interesting to see who Cynthia nominates.

      Reply

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