Well, this season of Celebrity Big Brother is already a mess. Before I can even start tonight’s Celebrity Big Brother Recap, without some updates. The live feeds should have started last night but that did not happen. The site “claimed” technical difficulties. Paramount tweeted tonight that the feeds would miraculously be up and working again right after the episode airs tonight on the east coast. I may not even recap Project Runway tonight since there is so much going on with Big Brother. Since I have to wait until tomorrow for Project Runway photos, it won’t effect anything.
My point, and I did have one, is SOMETHING HAPPENED that they didn’t want us to see on the live feeds. Rumors are everywhere, but I tend to feel like someone quit. If it were a regular people season I’d think there was a physical altercation, or a racist blow up or the usual things that happen in the regular seasons. But, celebrities OFTEN quit this game. I’m not sure there has ever been a season where someone quits. If one or more people quit after the first challenge, that’s great! It means we have less people to eliminate and more time with the remaining houseguests.
We begin with the houseguests talking about the “Gala Gift Box” that is a blessing to one and a curse for another. Whatever that means. Cynthia is killing it in the diary room. She has a lot of experience with that. Miesha is an HOH with no alliance how is that even possible. So she approaches Todrick who is already happy with his gays and girls alliance with Carson, Cynthia and Shanna. She want’s an athlete alliance. And by that she wants an alliance with Todrick, and Lamar. /cough. She asks Todrick to be her final two. Todrick is a not an athlete per se. Tell me I am wrong. Then Chris Kirkpatrick asks to work with Todrick too! Todrick in a really good spot. But dealing with than many suckups could be a big problem as well. He needs to pick somebody.
Then Mirai and Teddi are taking a shower and they ask him to be in an alliance with maybe Cynthia. This is ridiculous. This will not end well for him. He can’t say no, you never say no to someone asking to align with you in the house. But, this is crazy. They pinky promise. Good Greif. Next, Mirai approaches Cynthia. She tells her that Todrick is in an alliance with her and Teddi and she wants her to join. Todrick is right there probably soiling himself. OH GOOD GOD. When Mirai asks Cynthia if she was in another alliance already she says yes, with Todrick, Carson and Shanna. They really need to make these people watch the real show before they come on. Mirai suggest that she and Teddi join their alliance and that would be six people. Good idea? Maybe, maybe not.
The new six is now called Formation. But, Todrick wats to work with Miesha too. So dumb. Todd Bridges snores REALLY LOUDLY and Kattan can’t handle it. Meanwhile, Lamar tells Todrick he was really hoping that Khloe would be in the house. Cynthia and Shanna join the conversation. Shanna seems to REALLY like Lamar. I predict sex on feeds. Maybe that is why they are down. The next thing you know, Miesha is starting an alliance with Kilpatrick! This is starting to annoy me. The whole point of an alliance is that the whole fucking house is not in it!
Miesha talks to Todrick and Kilpatrick. Kilpatrick tells her to put up Kattan and Todd because they both just sleep all day. But, she wants to put up Teddi. She thinks she is a threat. What? While I am still wrapping my brain around that, we forge ahead to the Gala Gift Box. It’s a hat that looks like a purse. Starting with the HOH she must pass the hat to another player and so on. The last person to get the hat is safe from eviction. Cynthia is safe from eviction. Then there is a lot of discussion about the curse part of the house. Apparently, even if you are not on the block, you could still go up. It sounds like Cynthia might have the ability to change a nomination.
Teddi Scrambles To Save Herself
Miesha invites Mirai into “her alliance.” Then she asks her to go on the block as a pawn. She is not going to go along with Miesha’s plan to send Teddi home. Mirai of course runs straight to Teddi to tell her that Miesha is coming for her. Teddi realizes that Miesha is trying to backdoor her. Who backdoors someone on week one. Todrick, who is literally in an “alliance” with everyone in the house, thinks Mirai needs to go for telling his (and her!) “Formation” ally that the HOH wants to backdoor her? That’s her alliance that you are in Todrick! Miesha is not in Formation! These people are too dumb to even try to re
Lamar talking in his sleep is hilarious. Todrick runs to tell Miesha everything like a little bitch. Teddi offers Miesha a deal. If she doesn’t put her up this week, then she won’t put her up when she is HOH. No one is even discussing Cynthia’s power. These people are so dumb. Miesha is going to take Teddi up on her offer. She is probably going to put um Mirai. Then, Miesha wants to put Carson up as a pawn. WTF is wrong with these people. Do they not have two people that they would like to go home? It’s the first elimination! WTF with the backdooring and pawns?
At the nomination ceremony, Miesha nominates Mirai and Carson. Kattan is really sweet to Mirai. Tomorrow night, is the POV comp and the eviction. See you at 8 pm!