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Celebrity Big Brother Recap: Holy Crap It’s Up On Paramount!

February 2, 2022 by tamaratattles 35 Comments

Celebrity Big Brother Recap season threeY’all I have a lot of things to recap tonight. But most important is my Celebrity Big Brother recap. So I headed over to Paramount to hunt for photos and it looks like the whole first episode is up. I absolutely hate recapping while streaming. However, I can’t not watch this! So here we go!

First Julie introduces some of the cast with clips. First up is Ryan Lochte. Wait, what? Oh. This is CBB season two. Nevermind. I got all excited for nothing. The photos are stock photos. Hopefully we will have better ones once the feeds come on. I am so tired, and so excited about the feeds coming on. These two things do not go together. IT HAS BEEN THREE YEARS SINCE MY LAST CBB RECAP! I’m so excited!

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The Houseguests Are Moving In!

With five minutes left to spare, all three of tonight’s recaps have been set up and I am ready to go! It’s time!!! There are eleven people this year. I wonder what they are paid per episode. It’s not RHOA pay that’s for sure. I also wonder how many will quit. The celebrities tend to quit. Carson Kressley is first to enter the house. They are going in one by one due to Covid. I love Carson. Carson says that he wants to be the Martha Stewart of the house. Cynthia Bailey walks in and Carson and Cynthia are thrilled because they know each other. I love this alliance already. Did I miss Cynthia Bailey being an actress in all the years I have covered her? Was she in one of Kenya’s plays?

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Heard a gunshot about 45 minutes ago and the Po Po are coming so I am a bit distracted already. The shot was at 7:23 It is now 8:10. This happens so frequently I just make note of the time. I just keep my old lady ass in the house and try to look poor (which is fun, especially during Covid) so no one pays any attention to me unless I am screaming at people from my window. Hey. It happens. Chris Kirkpatrick arrives next. I feel better about forgetting what boy band he was in because Cynthia doesn’t know him either. Also there are TWO guys named Chris this season. Both with a last name that starts with K. I guess we will go with Kilpatrick for this one.

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Shanna Moakler. Meh. Then, Todd Bridges! YAY! And then Figure skater, Mirai Nagasu. Chris Kattan from SNL shows up. He seems really odd. Like sleep with one eye open odd. He creeps me out. I need him to go first I can’t have two guys named Chris. Toddrick Hall arrives next and Cynthia and Carson both know him well. I am liking this alliance. Toddrick is a superfan. He is there to stir the pot. MMA fighter Miesha Tate arrives next. I’ve never heard of her. She should be the second to go. Then, Teddi arrives and bonds with Cynthia. They have not met before. Lamar Odom is the last to arrive and they have all picked beds. I have a feeling this is a scripted moment and he will be in a tiny bunk bed. Shanna has insulted Khloe on social media in the past.

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Right away Carson, who somehow managed to assign rooms builds a four person alliance with him, Cynthia, and Shanna. NOT SHANNA, Carson! UGH. It’s The Girls and Gays Alliance. Then, Julie asks everyone to gather in the living room. She announces there will be two HOH comps, and Two evictions each week. The first HOH begins with everyone wearing a costume provided by some designer for the show. Um, okay. They are kind of amazing LEWKS though. I’m not mad about it. Julie says they will need a volunteer to MC the event but that person will NOT be safe from elimination. No one wants to do it but Todd Bridges finally volunteers. The challenge looks awful. He doesn’t want to do it.

The First HOH

The houseguest have to dangle by ropes over with people are throwing things at them and the paparazzi are shooting them. Kattan and Lamar are stuggling. Kattan is out in just about a minute. Cynthia is also down. Then it starts to “snow.” Mirai, the figure skater is doing great. The MMA woman is in direct competition with her. Go Mirai, Go! Shanna is out. Then Lamar. The they dump MASSIVE amounts of gold stuff on them. NSYNC is down. Carson drops on purpose so that he flies under the radar. It’s down to Mirai, MMA, Teddi (!!!) and Todrick. Come on Todrick! Win this one! I should point out that I am LOVING Todd Bridges being the MC! He’s got some sort of Sampson and Son drama happening. And, I am there for it.

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Damn Mirai is down. MMA is so happy about that. Toddrick starts trying to make a deal with Miesha. She agrees not to put him up and he drops. I hate Miesha. Now I am rooting for Teddi. Then Teddi asks for a deal and she basically says no. STAY UP THERE TEDDI! Teddi drops. Miesha wins. Damn that woman has some biceps. Julie comes on to congratulate Miesha. She says that there is another power this week. It’s in a gift box. It will be a blessing for one and a curse for another. But we have to wait until tomorrow night. Except for live feeds whenever that happens. I love that evictions are on Friday night with a two hour episode! So it is Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. I think this can work for me!

See you tomorrow night. Also, my Big Brother watchers all know that comments are FULL OF SPOILERS. That is usually not allowed here, but we can’t help but talk about the Live feeds. I am so excited for this new season with my Big Brother Family. And we always have room for more of you!  Off to recap RHOC. xo~tt.

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  1. Terri says

    February 3, 2022 at 12:16 am

    I’m so happy BB is back. I want Teddi out first because I don’t want her on my TV. Chris Kattan is an odd one. I didn’t think I’d like Lamar, but he seems like a pretty nice guy now that he’s off drugs.

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    • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

      February 3, 2022 at 1:56 pm

      I really like the cast (except for Teddi, hoping, hoping hoping she goes first!)
      I was dying watching the competition because all I could think of was taking Shannon and her little friends to the MGM to see N ‘SYNC over 20 years ago and the band was swinging like Peter Pans all around the sky.LOL I only remember focusing on Justin Timberlake but Chris Kirkpatrick is now who I am rooting for. As of now, I am getting ready to check out feeds. TT, I am going to email you. Have a ?.💛

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      • Terri says

        February 3, 2022 at 2:03 pm

        I enjoyed the reference Chris Kirkpatrick made to the N’Sync video/stage performance of that song. I do like the cast (except for Teddi) so I’m with you — I’d like her out first. I think someone mentioned that the feeds are down until possibly Friday.

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        • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

          February 3, 2022 at 2:17 pm

          Thank you, bloody hell!! (Watching Cheshire housewives, LOL)
          No feeds until Friday. That sucks. Well, hmmm. I have to process.
          TT, forget the email then.

          Do we know why? I am just so 😕confused.

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    • BeetsWhy says

      February 3, 2022 at 5:56 pm

      I don’t understand how going in one by one is helping avoid Covid. They all end up in the same place. What am I missing?

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        February 3, 2022 at 6:01 pm

        I thought the same thing. I figured it was about Julie?

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        • Terri says

          February 3, 2022 at 9:01 pm

          Same here. I assumed it was that Julie & maybe the camera crew didn’t want to be around 11 people.

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  2. LurkLady says

    February 3, 2022 at 12:32 am

    Love, love, love Carson! I want him for my BFF. I agree with Terri that Teddi needs to go. Can’t wait to find out the twist – Miesha is really sweating it! I did feel kinda bad for Lamar during that competition. That huge body dangling from 2 bottles couldn’t have been easy.

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  3. LA_in_KY says

    February 3, 2022 at 1:42 am

    I am looking forward to this season because there are so many crossover connections. Carson and Toddrick from Drag Race, Cynthia and Teddi from Housewives, and Lamar and Shanna are both connected to the Kardashians.

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  4. Harlan says

    February 3, 2022 at 6:53 am

    Well, after heavily promoting that live feeds would begin at 9pm ET last night, production put up a sign on Paramount+ that feeds are “delayed” and to check back Friday for an “update”. So no reliable feeds spoilers for now and just wild speculation that celebs are quitting and production doesn’t want us to see it.

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    • Terri says

      February 3, 2022 at 12:15 pm

      Well that’s a possibility. That was a really rough first HOH competition given the ages of some of the participants. I wouldn’t blame some of them for wanting to leave. If that first comp was so hard, what the hell do they have in store for these people?

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      • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

        February 3, 2022 at 2:22 pm

        Aha, a tweet was out there saying a celeb quit, within the first 24hours.
        So, guess let’s just gossip!!!😊
        Lamar did look like he could barely make it off the padding.
        I’m not going to be all dramatic, but IT COULD BE WORSE!! I guess I will just wait for tonight and get back to Cheshire?💛

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        • BeetsWhy says

          February 3, 2022 at 5:48 pm

          I agree, I think Lamar quit. He didn’t seem to know anything about the game and seemed really off on the whole thing.

          Chris Kattan was hilarious back in his SNL days. Do yourself a favor and google “Kattan, Strug, SNL”. For those of you old enough to remember little, tiny, high-pitched Kerri Strug finishing her final gymnastics event with a broken/busted ankle and still nailing the ending you will die laughing!

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    • tamaratattles says

      February 3, 2022 at 3:42 pm

      I did mention in the recaps that the celebrities are way more likely to quit than normal folks… so it COULD be true.

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      • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

        February 3, 2022 at 3:57 pm

        I would imagine that since they are not playing for charity, but $250,000 for themselves, it would be a incentive to stay LOL, just sayin…….

        (I also imagine that they are probably at times a bit difficult without phones, etc.)

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  5. Dotti C says

    February 3, 2022 at 6:58 am

    I never watched this show but I’m reading the recaps and comments because I hate obnoxious What’s her Name Mellencamp and can’t wait to read about her elimination. She is a sycophant bitch that needs not be on TV. No one likes her. Why can’t she just go away? I do like Lamar, Carson, Todd B. And Cynthia though and hope one of them wins!

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  6. Mike b. says

    February 3, 2022 at 8:40 am

    Kris Kattan broke his neck, that’s why he’s kind of hunched over. I don’t think I could watch 4 nights a week (or whatever) of this show.

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    • Terri says

      February 3, 2022 at 12:18 pm

      Wow, I didn’t realize he’d broken his neck. That HOH comp could have done some real damage to his health.

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      • Mike b. says

        February 3, 2022 at 12:45 pm

        I was cringing.

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    • BeetsWhy says

      February 3, 2022 at 5:51 pm

      That’s right!!! I knew something tragic had happened to him.

      Reply
  7. BeeSmart says

    February 3, 2022 at 11:26 am

    Carson is hilarious! As if he can fly under the radar. That made me laugh.
    Teddi can go first, BYE.

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    • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

      February 3, 2022 at 2:25 pm

      I think Carson has it in the bag. Just prediction, but he’s so great, he can carry the show.
      I’m amazed at how much I like the cast. (Except Teddi, which I will repeat until she’s gone, LOL 😉)

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  8. Terri says

    February 3, 2022 at 2:29 pm

    Maybe we’ll be lucky & Teddi is the celeb that quit. She looked like her feelings were hurt that HOH wouldn’t cut a deal with her. She can say that she misses her children too much to stay.

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    • KMac says

      February 3, 2022 at 2:41 pm

      Her feelings were also probably hurt when she asked Kattan if he knew who she was and he replied “Cruella De Vil” .

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      • Terri says

        February 3, 2022 at 2:45 pm

        That was funny!

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        • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

          February 3, 2022 at 2:51 pm

          Oh I missed that, my son walked in right when she did so I most certainly did not say “hold on I have to see 👀 this!” 😊

          That is worth re-watching!!

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          • Terri says

            February 3, 2022 at 2:56 pm

            Cynthia tried to make her feel better by saying that Kattan didn’t know who she was either.

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            • KMac says

              February 3, 2022 at 8:22 pm

              If Kattan didn’t know who she was and based his comment on looks and attitude….then he nailed it!

    • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

      February 3, 2022 at 2:43 pm

      I just hope that Lamar STOPS with the “ohhh, I wish Julie was still my wife, blah, blah blah ”
      Never cared, still DON’T! 😊

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      • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

        February 3, 2022 at 2:44 pm

        Khloe

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        • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

          February 3, 2022 at 2:46 pm

          And isn’t she your second ex-wife? What about his kids mama? Liz is it?
          The woman that knew you when you were not a Kardashian or player umm Laker. (Her hee)

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          • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

            February 3, 2022 at 4:01 pm

            He said his first and only wife. What a insult to the woman who was there when…….but, she is releasing a new book I think, so I may have played right into talking about her, as planned. Hmmm.

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  9. Barbara R says

    February 3, 2022 at 6:51 pm

    One of the male houseguests told Lamar: There’s one long bed. It must be for you.

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  10. Barbara R says

    February 3, 2022 at 6:53 pm

    One theory online is that they offered one person the chance to sit out of the competition so that Chris Kattan could avoid it but he didn’t take them up on the offer. Probably a mistake on his part.

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  11. SJU says

    February 3, 2022 at 6:55 pm

    I’ve never heard of a third of them.

    I do agree, Chris Kattan, is creepy. I get uncomfortable watching him.

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