Y’all I have a lot of things to recap tonight. But most important is my Celebrity Big Brother recap. So I headed over to Paramount to hunt for photos and it looks like the whole first episode is up. I absolutely hate recapping while streaming. However, I can’t not watch this! So here we go!
First Julie introduces some of the cast with clips. First up is Ryan Lochte. Wait, what? Oh. This is CBB season two. Nevermind. I got all excited for nothing. The photos are stock photos. Hopefully we will have better ones once the feeds come on. I am so tired, and so excited about the feeds coming on. These two things do not go together. IT HAS BEEN THREE YEARS SINCE MY LAST CBB RECAP! I’m so excited!
The Houseguests Are Moving In!
With five minutes left to spare, all three of tonight’s recaps have been set up and I am ready to go! It’s time!!! There are eleven people this year. I wonder what they are paid per episode. It’s not RHOA pay that’s for sure. I also wonder how many will quit. The celebrities tend to quit. Carson Kressley is first to enter the house. They are going in one by one due to Covid. I love Carson. Carson says that he wants to be the Martha Stewart of the house. Cynthia Bailey walks in and Carson and Cynthia are thrilled because they know each other. I love this alliance already. Did I miss Cynthia Bailey being an actress in all the years I have covered her? Was she in one of Kenya’s plays?
Heard a gunshot about 45 minutes ago and the Po Po are coming so I am a bit distracted already. The shot was at 7:23 It is now 8:10. This happens so frequently I just make note of the time. I just keep my old lady ass in the house and try to look poor (which is fun, especially during Covid) so no one pays any attention to me unless I am screaming at people from my window. Hey. It happens. Chris Kirkpatrick arrives next. I feel better about forgetting what boy band he was in because Cynthia doesn’t know him either. Also there are TWO guys named Chris this season. Both with a last name that starts with K. I guess we will go with Kilpatrick for this one.
Playing Nice… At First
Shanna Moakler. Meh. Then, Todd Bridges! YAY! And then Figure skater, Mirai Nagasu. Chris Kattan from SNL shows up. He seems really odd. Like sleep with one eye open odd. He creeps me out. I need him to go first I can’t have two guys named Chris. Toddrick Hall arrives next and Cynthia and Carson both know him well. I am liking this alliance. Toddrick is a superfan. He is there to stir the pot. MMA fighter Miesha Tate arrives next. I’ve never heard of her. She should be the second to go. Then, Teddi arrives and bonds with Cynthia. They have not met before. Lamar Odom is the last to arrive and they have all picked beds. I have a feeling this is a scripted moment and he will be in a tiny bunk bed. Shanna has insulted Khloe on social media in the past.
Right away Carson, who somehow managed to assign rooms builds a four person alliance with him, Cynthia, and Shanna. NOT SHANNA, Carson! UGH. It’s The Girls and Gays Alliance. Then, Julie asks everyone to gather in the living room. She announces there will be two HOH comps, and Two evictions each week. The first HOH begins with everyone wearing a costume provided by some designer for the show. Um, okay. They are kind of amazing LEWKS though. I’m not mad about it. Julie says they will need a volunteer to MC the event but that person will NOT be safe from elimination. No one wants to do it but Todd Bridges finally volunteers. The challenge looks awful. He doesn’t want to do it.
The First HOH
The houseguest have to dangle by ropes over with people are throwing things at them and the paparazzi are shooting them. Kattan and Lamar are stuggling. Kattan is out in just about a minute. Cynthia is also down. Then it starts to “snow.” Mirai, the figure skater is doing great. The MMA woman is in direct competition with her. Go Mirai, Go! Shanna is out. Then Lamar. The they dump MASSIVE amounts of gold stuff on them. NSYNC is down. Carson drops on purpose so that he flies under the radar. It’s down to Mirai, MMA, Teddi (!!!) and Todrick. Come on Todrick! Win this one! I should point out that I am LOVING Todd Bridges being the MC! He’s got some sort of Sampson and Son drama happening. And, I am there for it.
Damn Mirai is down. MMA is so happy about that. Toddrick starts trying to make a deal with Miesha. She agrees not to put him up and he drops. I hate Miesha. Now I am rooting for Teddi. Then Teddi asks for a deal and she basically says no. STAY UP THERE TEDDI! Teddi drops. Miesha wins. Damn that woman has some biceps. Julie comes on to congratulate Miesha. She says that there is another power this week. It’s in a gift box. It will be a blessing for one and a curse for another. But we have to wait until tomorrow night. Except for live feeds whenever that happens. I love that evictions are on Friday night with a two hour episode! So it is Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. I think this can work for me!
See you tomorrow night. Also, my Big Brother watchers all know that comments are FULL OF SPOILERS. That is usually not allowed here, but we can’t help but talk about the Live feeds. I am so excited for this new season with my Big Brother Family. And we always have room for more of you! Off to recap RHOC. xo~tt.