Here we go the Vanderpump Rules recap of the part one Reunion. I fell asleep watching RHONJ season one and just now woke up. I was literally trying to skip this day all together. Alas, I am awake and will do my best with the reunion of this ridiculous show. I fully expect this to be full of nothingness until the dramatic reveal about the divorce on part 14, but lets see.
Warning. I haven’t eaten in a few days and am drinking wine. I’m so not ready for this. Oh this looks good actually. Wow, Lala, Katie and Schwartz are going to be remote due to Covid. Scheana is like “Yay” lol. And for some reason we are calling LVP “nanny pinky” gag. Why is she even there? Oh and right away Raquel and James break up? I’m kind of shocked by that. Raquel has been having nightmares about her wedding day. Everyone is shocked. James thought quitting drinking would fix it. It’s kind of strange how they both are okay with it and no one else is. I kind of think they are soulmates and will get back together at some point. Oh wow, they haven’t had sex in YEARS? Have they been faking the whole time?
It’s All A lot To Take In
Basically they faked it for the show. I love that they did that in a way. Sandoval and Jax no longer speak. James admits he is high right now while filming the show. Raquel gives James back the ring in a dramatic moment. Everyone is shocked. Scheana says don’t give it back. James and Brock get into it because James thinks it is some great country to get into .BWAHAHAHA He clearly doesn’t know how hard it is to get into Australia. James walks off. He knows he is done. Also ,Brock is an idiot.
Katie talks about getting an abortion ten years ago. LVP says she got a heads up from that they were opening their own bar. I love this news. LVP is getting JAXED. The Toms are stressed because Katieis a cunt. What the hell Katie wearing?
Oh fuck. Next week is all about Lala