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Vanderpump Rules Reunion: Why?

January 25, 2022 by tamaratattles 28 Comments

Here we go the Vanderpump Rules recap of the part one Reunion.  I fell asleep watching RHONJ season one and just now woke up. I was literally trying to skip this day all together. Alas, I am awake and will do my best with the reunion of this ridiculous show. I fully expect this to be full of nothingness until the dramatic reveal about the divorce on part 14, but lets see.

Warning. I haven’t eaten in a few days and am drinking wine. I’m so not ready for this. Oh this looks good actually.  Wow, Lala, Katie and Schwartz are going to be remote due to Covid. Scheana is like “Yay” lol. And for some reason we are calling LVP “nanny pinky” gag. Why is she even there? Oh and right away Raquel and James break up? I’m kind of shocked by that. Raquel has been having nightmares about her wedding day. Everyone is shocked. James thought quitting drinking would fix it. It’s kind of strange how they both are okay with it and no one else is. I kind of think they are soulmates and will get back together at some point. Oh wow, they haven’t had sex in YEARS? Have they  been faking the whole time?

It’s All A lot To Take In

Basically they faked it for the show. I love that they did that in a way.  Sandoval and Jax no longer speak. James admits he is high right now while filming the show. Raquel gives James back the ring in a dramatic moment. Everyone is shocked. Scheana says don’t give it back. James and Brock get into it  because James thinks it is some great country to get into .BWAHAHAHA He clearly doesn’t know how hard it is to get into Australia. James walks off. He knows he is done. Also ,Brock is an idiot.

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Katie  talks about getting  an abortion ten years ago. LVP says she got a heads up from that they were opening their own bar. I love this news.  LVP is getting JAXED. The Toms are stressed because Katieis a cunt.  What the hell Katie wearing?

Oh fuck. Next week is all about Lala

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Filed Under: Vanderpump Rules Tagged With: Ariana Madix, Brock Davies, Charli Burnett, James Kennedy, Katie Maloney, Lala Kent, Lisa Vanderpump, Pump Rules, Randall Emmett, Raquel Leviss, Richardson Cherry, Scheana Shay, Tom Sandoval, Tom Schwartz, Vanderpump Rules

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  1. LA_in_KY says

    January 25, 2022 at 11:26 pm

    I thought Raquel looked great. I hope she stays off reality TV and continues higher education. She handled herself well.

    Ariana looked straight out of a Deliah’s catalog. She stole Kyle’s hairstyle!

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    • LA_in_KY says

      January 25, 2022 at 11:34 pm

      Also, WTF is Katie wearing? Is she role playing LVP for Tom?

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      • Nanette says

        January 26, 2022 at 12:03 am

        Ut oh! He might get a boner after all!

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        • LA_in_KY says

          January 26, 2022 at 12:32 am

          I’m pretty sure we could roll that beautiful bean footage and find LVP in that same exact outfit somewhere in Bravo history.

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  2. JR says

    January 26, 2022 at 7:15 am

    Very odd editing of portion when Andy asks Charli about her issues with food in the middle of James walking out and returning.

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    • Looloo says

      January 26, 2022 at 4:13 pm

      Rolling his eyes non the less. These people signed contract stating they have to be on the show . Reunions and all ..I absolutely hate it when cocky little shits try to walk off or shut down cameras etc. (Heather NeNe etc ) Like they Important enough when to tell you to stop rolling and when to start.. Or say stupid shit like edit that out. They should all get fined for walking off ..leaving ..or refusing to film.

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  3. ByTheWay says

    January 26, 2022 at 9:46 am

    That photo of Sheana with the botox frown is hilarious! Her eyebrows say I am very angry and/or upset but her forehead says I am relaxed. Such facial conflict!

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    • CrazyPugMom says

      January 26, 2022 at 1:00 pm

      Love that term, facial conflict!

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      • Ingrid says

        January 27, 2022 at 6:57 am

        was she upset because she was placed on the wrong side of the stage, thus showing her “bad” side? I think that is why she was complaning so much about her spot

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  4. NancyintheSmokies says

    January 26, 2022 at 9:57 am

    Soooo boring. They are all idiots with the possible exception of Ariana. LVP certainly does enjoy her role, she probably thinks they actually adore and love her, um, THEY HAV TO! James is the only one to ever give it back to her. I actually like James, I mean he’s an asshole, but he is not phony. I could not imagine having him for a husband and worse, his mother as my MIL!

    I do think Lala is one of the most beautiful women ever. There. I said it. She is just physically perfect. Perfect skin, body, hair, face, everything. I do like her and James as friends, they seem real. And Lala does understand the assignment and gives good reality.

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    • Looloo says

      January 26, 2022 at 4:16 pm

      James is a tortured soul. When he gets to the bottom of why he’s so tortured I think I’ll live a much happier life. Meanwhile I cannot stand him because he is obnoxious and rude and explosive. Raquel was such a weird choice for a girlfriend for both of them. There’s so much more going on when you don’t have sex for two years and you’re 29 years old…. With a beautiful woman as a partner. I wish wish he would seek therapy. Most people do and that he’s a very talented DJ so he could still have every productive life if he just gets the root of his issues.

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      • Sharon says

        January 27, 2022 at 9:41 am

        Raquel actually said that the issues with their sex life started 2 yrs ago after getting rage texts from James calling her a whore among other things. James said they were only having sex like 1x a month or so and Raquel agreed.

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  5. lulilu says

    January 26, 2022 at 11:22 am

    I agree that Lala (can we just call her Lauren? She’s a grown woman.) is beautiful. Her dress was fantastic.

    The editing was so confusing, as TT says. Mixing discussion and photos of Charli (who cares about her?) with the discussion of James and Raquel was weird. And the no sex thing was even weirder. Why did they get engaged? I think it was a real engagement.

    Can I just say I loathe Scheana and Brock? Such attention whores. Scheana is possibly the most self-centered selfish person alive. She has to interject in every discussion (as if she has something intelligent to say) and I certainly don’t think she adds to any conversation. The most revealing moment about Scheana was when she got mad at being called out for announcing her engagement and trying to get married at her closest friend’s engagement party. Is she that thick headed that she really doesn’t get why it was wrong, or is she just that blind with sefishness. I cannot stand it.

    Like Sandy and Ariana less and less. Very superior. Think they are smarter and cooler than anyone.

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    • C.J. says

      January 26, 2022 at 8:53 pm

      Ariana reminds me of Amy (amy’s baking company/ Gordon Ramsey. She looks like her and sounds like her (psycho). Ariana should keep her mouth shut, that way she’d only look wacko.

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      • tamaratattles says

        January 26, 2022 at 10:20 pm

        Ariana is the sanest person on this shit show.

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  6. lulilu says

    January 26, 2022 at 11:22 am

    Oh, and I think part 2 of the reunion is tonight?

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    • Annabelle says

      January 26, 2022 at 12:11 pm

      It is

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  7. 4paz says

    January 26, 2022 at 11:28 am

    I loved that Raquel admitted they never made love. That’s the real issue. I hope James figured his sexuality out. Raquel is so lucky to be done with all his mess. TWO YEARS? Is that even possible in your twenties? Certainly, it isn’t healthy.

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  8. Annabelle says

    January 26, 2022 at 12:26 pm

    Dry drunk issues or not, he clearly has major anger issues related to some other aspect in his life. Sandoval and Katie’s hatred of each other could not be anymore clear. I love that Katie mentioned that Sandoval was sleep and couldn’t be bothered to pick out tile, meanwhile he raised all the capital, lol. Seriously Katie that’s all you got. And I’m more inclined to believe that Arianna would get pregnant via surrogate before Katie! Jame’s and Raquel. I’m shocked at how forthright she was about everything. During that while time I really got the impression that Sheana and Brock thought it was all BS. Brock is even a bigger shitstirrer that Stassi and Kristen ever were. So tonight we get to hear Lala bitch that no one protected her, um she would have just bit their head off! Well at least brock had the great range rover line, lol! Please Raquel move back to Norcal and finish your education.

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  9. JR says

    January 26, 2022 at 1:20 pm

    Often with alcoholics, the drink is the solution, not the problem. Using substances and drinking is a way to dull the pain. Take those away and what is left is raw pain. James clearly has a lot of issues that remain in sobriety and he needs to travel his path alone, in my non-expert opinion, while he confronts those. Raquel was going to be collateral damage and I have much respect for her realizing that before they got married or brought a child into their messed up world.

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    • SD says

      January 27, 2022 at 3:40 am

      Yes! The drink is the solution, not the problem.

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  10. Terri says

    January 26, 2022 at 2:48 pm

    Reunion Part 1 was so much better than I expected it to be considering how crappy this season was. I enjoyed Andy telling Ariana to let Tom answer the question about whether or not he wanted children. James is a train wreck.

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  11. Claire Malone says

    January 26, 2022 at 3:11 pm

    There’s a lot of hate for Brock out there and while I will never condone a man being abusive to a women there was something really endearing about a hulk of a man making a dress for his daughter. I think being faced with his actions in regard to his kids and having a new baby has hopefully sparked something in that he matters in their lives. As for Raquel and James’s lack of sex once somebody destroys your ability to feel good about yourself sex is the last thing you want. I would imagine the once a month was driven by drink. LVP is an accessory to the show Thank God we didn’t have to have a new male having to pretend he found her attractive or another shot o her in her bra.

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  12. sundayhare3 says

    January 26, 2022 at 4:18 pm

    If it hadn’t leaked about James and Raquel that would have blown the doors off the reunion. There is a lot of tea there, the broken engagement , the problems have been there a long time if he thought quitting drinking would fix them, the lack of sex and the pretending there was some.
    Is there sexual tension between Sandovol and Katie is that what this is about? You don’t have to like someone to think they are hottie boom boom botties.
    LVP being promoted to a grammy status.

    I think it was ok, compared to the season the reunion was much better.

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    • SD says

      January 27, 2022 at 3:38 am

      I don’t think there’s any sexual tension between Sandoval and Katie. Katie hates Sandoval because her husband gets along better with Sandoval than with her. She’s jealous of the true bond between Sandoval and Schwartz.

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  13. Smitters says

    January 26, 2022 at 7:49 pm

    Could Katie be pregnant? Only thought i had seeing her in that dress/top.

    Rumor has it Teddi Mellencamp was picked for Celebrity BB? uuuggghhhhhh
    Take care Tamara and Banjo

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    • Annabelle says

      January 26, 2022 at 8:05 pm

      No she posted a full body shot on her IG. While it looked nice there, it wasn’t the best look for a zoom call. The gloves lol! Teddy huh, well she will be a good shitstirrer at least.

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  14. Flo says

    January 27, 2022 at 5:48 am

    Apparently Katie is actually pregnant. Scheana rolled her eyes because Lala stayed home to protect the baby and she didn’t. James and Raquel just pulled off a great sham, chapo!

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