How excited are we for another Summer House recap? This show is so good. We pick up where we left off last week with Kyle and Amanda screaming at each other. Kyle makes a good point that they are having the same argument they had two summers ago. I thought I was imagining it so I didn’t want to say anything about it in the last recap, but they did! He was out, she blew up his phone, they fought. Rinse and repeat. This is a couple that should TOTALLY get married. Dear God. Everyone else in the house is doing their own thing. Kyle goes for a run. He comes home to a still fuming Amanda. ENGAGEMENTS SHOULD BE FUN! Toxic, relationship ending fights? NOT FUN.
Kyle, Carl, Lindsay, Mya and Danielle are off to a brewery. Lindsay wants to have a great summer. Next, Mya tells them about her 5 year engagement. They broke up because they were having the same fights over and over. Kyle is intrigued. Mya felt like she was in his shadow all of the time. If you read the comments last week you would know that her ex fiance is Kwame from Top Chef! Our intrepid reader RDW broke that story last week. They still talk and see each other.
Andrea stays home with Amanda and Paige. He makes them pasta while the girls talk. Then, Paige asks how many times Amanda can have the same argument with Kyle. Amanda can’t understand why he can’t change. Paige tells Amanda she can call off the wedding. It’s scary but it’s much scarier to get married and live a miserable life. Preach Paige!!
Party Like It’s 4th Of July
Andrea makes a big dinner for everyone. Paige revels she is dating both Craig and Andrea. Everyone dances and has fun. Andrea takes his shirt off. Holy hell. Drunk Kyle backs his chair into Amanda’s foot. She and Kyle start arguing again. Kyle tells her to call the wedding off. He storms out. Kyle tells Danielle that they are both miserable. He feels that he bears the brunt of their relationship. So, he’s frustrated because he feels like Amanda doesn’t pull her weight with work and their relationship.
Honest opinion time. I feel like both Kyle and Amanda feel they have put too many years into this relationship to back out. Amanda is petrified her parents will be on the hook for a wedding she calls off. Kyle is petrified of failure. No matter how much they fight, they will go through with it. It’s sad to watch. But watch I will.
The next morning the gang readies for their first house party. Danielle’s boyfriend Robert is coming to make a seafood boil. About 100 people are coming. Covid who? Danielle tells us that even though she lives with a chef, she’s never ordered more takeout in her life. That’s crushing. The best part of dating a chef is the food being made for you, isn’t it? Carl is going to be grill master. A whole bunch of people arrive. Everyone is getting turnt. Ahh to be young again. Drunk Kyle is sad. So, he complains to Danielle that he’s miserable. He’s really upset with the state of his relationship with Amanda. Not even his signature mullet and tons of alcohol can cheer him up. This minute anyway. Party Kyle gets knocked down but will get up again.
Kick In The Face
Carl and Ciara are low key flirting. I don’t like it. Amanda is living it up! She’s drinking, partying and having a blast. Danielle and Robert are bickering. Danielle wants Robert to spend more time with her. He’s started working at his dream job that is time consuming. I like them together. Hopefully they can figure it out. He makes a beautiful crab boil. Our Lindsay is happy and flirting up a storm. Oh God, Carl and Ciara are now high key flirting. Then, drunk Andrea pushes a woman in the pool! Paige goes over to talk to Andrea in the pool when said woman kicks Andrea in the face! She’s pissed. Paige and Andrea are shocked. Andrea is bleeding. Paige pretends to kick her out when she was leaving with her friends anyway. Andrea lays down with ice. They talk about Craig. Paige wants them both. Can’t blame her!
Next time on Summer House: Paige juggles Andrea and Craig. Gross Austen returns. Amanda and Kyle fight more. This was so good! Because you all are the absolute best, here is another installment of “I watched WWHL so you don’t have to!” Amanda and Ciara are the guests. Amanda is wearing a very ill fitting dark silver sequin suit. I don’t love this look. But, Ciara looks gorgeous as always. Luke, Mya and Kyle are in the audience. Lots of polls right out the gate. Who should Paige pick? Craig wins.
Next: Should Ciara and Carl be a couple? Audience says no. Do we think Lindsay and Alex will hook up? No. Do Kyle and Amanda always deserve the primary suite? No. Should Amanda have called off the wedding? Yes. Amanda is asked what her reaction was that Kyle ignored his phone calls last episode? She expected it. Of course.
When The Cook(i)e Crumbles
Amanda says she married Kyle because he’s her best friend. Lots of Amanda justifying their toxic relationship. Then, the ladies play a game of big dick energy. Not worth the recap. A caller asks Amanda why she ended up marrying Kyle. Amanda says that he became more patient. Andy asks if we will see it on the show. Hahaha. She doesn’t answer that question. The contract is discussed. Amanda just wanted Kyle financially responsible if the wedding got called off.
Kyle tells us that Carl and Lindsay just bought a car together. Whoo hoo! Amanda doesn’t seem like a huge Austen fan which is good. She is asked how she feels about watching Kyle vent to Danielle about their relationship? Amanda says she’s happy he had someone to confide in. They don’t have a prenup. What a mess. Let’s discuss it all in the comments. Thank you for reading!