Before we get to tonight’s RHOSLC recap, I need to address the Jennie situation. A couple of weeks ago someone sent me some of Jennie’s Facebook posts from 2020 during the time of the BLM protests. The first one was a cartoon she retweeted. You know those family stickers people have on their SUVs with the mom, the dad (or other mom) and the kids and the pets? It was one of those with lots of stick figures. The caption was something like, “That’s not my family, that is the number of rioters I’ve run over.”
I’ve been out of sorts and just sort of glossed over the rest of them. One was something like “Obey the police and you won’t get shot.” Those first ones I saw were retweets. Jennie doesn’t strike me as the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree. So, I didn’t immediately join the chorus that was calling her a racist. Well, I am now. I went to look for the original photos that were sent and could not find them so I Googled and found these. I don’t recall seeing the one that said the police didn’t kill George Floyd. She’s definitely a racist. Twitter has been outraged for weeks that Bravo has made no comment about Jennie Nguyen. Most if not all of the RHOSLC have made strong statements against Jennie on social media.
Season three of RHOSLC is currently filming. It sounds like she is filming. So this may come up next season. Those two new guys on Vanderpump Rules were fired for racist statements they made when they were teenagers. Why is Bravo doing nothing about this?
— jay (@JaysRealityBlog) January 19, 2022
Back To The Usual Brawling At Dinner
Okay, let’s get on to tonight’s RHOSLC Recap. It’s supposed to be a doozy. However after watching the preview, it looks like it’s just more of the fight from last week. We are right back to Meredith “disengaging” and Jen Shah, lying. And the real issue between Meredith and Jen Shah comes to light. Jen apparently slept with the guy that Meredith was sleeping with when she and Seth were separated. And now they have said. Well, actually not because Whitney just told us in a talking head. But, we already knew all of this.
Then, Detective Whitney says at the table that the fact that Meredith didn’t take the van on either trip makes it seem like she tipped off the Feds. Mary wasn’t on either van either. Does Whitney think she is complicit? It’s time for Meredith to flee into the house. And she does. With Whitney chasing after her. Whitney tries to say she didn’t just accuse Meredith of tipping off the Feds. But she did. Lisa and Jen Shah have a drunken crying argument over whether Meredith is a good friend. I’m probably the only Meredith fan on this site, but even I think she might be protesting too much.
The Screaming Continues And My Ears Are Already Bleeding
Jen Shah is screaming at everyone. I’m not sure why Jen Shah is screaming a Jennie. She hasn’t said a thing. Jen throws something at Lisa. Jen runs into the house and Lisa goes after her. Meredith hides in her room and calls Brooks. That’s kind of weird. Not her husband, or a girlfriend but her son is the person she unloads on? She tells Brooks that these are not her friend. It’s hard to be the designated Meredith fan this week. Jen shows up to Meredith’s room. She want to know if Meredith knew that the Feds were coming. She thought because Meredith wasn’t on the van she knew something.
We are officially on day two of the four day trip now. And Meredith is screaming at people who are just trying to find the coffee pot. Apparently, at three a.m. Lisa came into Meredith’s bedroom and said everyone was speculating that she lied about her father’s memorial to get out of the van ride. And now it’s on like popcorn. Lisa is taking no prisoners. Whitney, Heather and Jen all hide in a bedroom. Heather has seen Emily eat a twelve in sub in a sauna and says “HOLD MY BEER!” as she scarfs down a huge box of sugar babies for breakfast. This threesome all crams into the same bed and hides under the covers.
Meredith Wants To Bail
Lisa goes to see why Meredith is acting like a raging bull in a china shop. Shouldn’t Lisa know since she is supposedly the cause of the blowup? I don’t understand how there are apparently two entirely different recollections about what Lisa said to Meredith at three am. Meredith thinks that she said people were saying that she faked her dad’s memorial. Lisa is saying that is not what she said. Huh? How does that get confused. Then we get a flashback to the first van ride where it was Jennie who was questioning if the memorial was the real reason for Meredith not being on the van. This is not a good look for Jennie’s already tarnished image. Even Lisa and Whitney were doubting why she was not on the van for the first trip.
Why is Mary so far up Meredith’s butt now? Am I the only one who doesn’t get that friendship? Lisa tries to make amends with Meredith but she is too pissed talk to her. AH! Thank God for Detective Whitney who explains to me that Lisa has going to Meredith to spin the story and cover her tracks. Everyone except for Lisa and Meredith is in the kitchen. Suddenly, Mary stalks out because she can’t stand Jennie. Where did that come from? Mary wants nothing to do when Jennie. When did that start? Jennie feels like she is being treated a second class citizen by Mary. Meredith comes down to the kitchen to confront EVERYBODY. It goes nowhere.
Eventually, they all go hiking to blow off some more steam. I have to say, Utah looks like a beautiful state. They all get into a ATVS and head off to be all outdoorsy and shit. Wait, this short little hill is more like a cliff they have to climb down. Why? They are basically rappelling down a canyon. Mary sucks and then talks to the camera like she is totally used to rappelling. Two hours later they are back at the villa. That was not a very long “hike.” There was no hiking involved at all. Yet everyone is exhausted and crying for Advil. But not too tired to out clubbing.
Jen Shah brought a glam team with here. Because nothings says going to the great outdoors like painting your face to look like a hooker. She’s even dumber than Erika Jayne. She literally has already been arrested for fraud. At least Erika hasn’t been charged with anything. And yet, Jen Shah is still telling on herself. It seems the two hour thing might have been the van ride, because they missed dinner so they had to get it to go. Meredith and Lisa are all Zen and happy. It’s like nothing ever happened. Mary apologized to Jennie for her behavior that morning. What is going here with the Kumbaya moment? Things get weirder when Jennie tells us in a talking head that she has anger issues and only got them under control when she threw something at her husband an broke his ribs. WHAT?
Off To Da Club
Or Not. I was wondering how they would be allowed to film in a club during Covid. But apparently, the club is in the house. There is tons of alcohol and a stripper pole. It’s like an elderly bachelorette party. Sort of. I mean I’m for girl’s night
out in at any age. But it is kind of sad. Hey, at least they have all gotten along most of the day. But I predict another rough morning. Don’t bother me in the mornings. I always envisioned myself as a little old lady getting up early with my husband of 30 plus years, being small and frail and reading a newspaper on the porch together at 7 am. Instead, I’m fat, alone, newspapers don’t really exist anymore and sometimes my morning beverage is a Coors Light. What? Don’t judge me you fuckers! 🙂
These women are drinking a shit ton, in the pool, in the hot tub like they are at a college party. The morning is going to be rough. They are too old for this shit. Ah here we go. It’s the next morning and there are strange bedfellows. Whitney and Jen Shah are in the same bed. Lisa and Meredith are in the same bed. And they are all sleeping in Lisa’s room. No one has any idea what happened. Someone needs to bring Heather some Sugar Babies wherever she is. They try to piece together the night before.
Next time: The ladies go horseback writing. But the Lisa and Heather, HEATHER! both suspect that Meredith is lying about her father’s memorial. That’s just mean. Mary continues not wanting to talk to Jennie about her life. Lisa says off camera that Meredith can go fuck herself and she is done with her. She’s a whore and she’s fucked half of New York. Oh Lord, It’s hard to be the token Meredith fan this season.
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