Let’s hope I can do a better job on this week’s RHOSLC recap than I did last week. For some reason, all kinds of real life shit happens on Sunday nights and tonight is no exception. Also, I have been struggling to get photos but I am starting to realize that my Internet is very slow due to the weather. I’m actually lucky I have it at all so I don’t have many new photos tonight.
We start with bitches fighting on the van. Jen is still screaming about people supporting Mary more than they do her. Lisa who has basically tongued Jen’s ass all season is in a screaming match with Felon By Bravo Jen because Jen thinks Lisa sticks up for Mary more. How the hell is Jen supposed to choose between a cult leader and someone who was arrested by the Feds for fleecing old people? I mean normal people would cut them both off, but hey, welcome to RHOSLC, y’all. Production has to pull Jen off of Lisa, her BFF. Jen is still somehow talking about Meredith and Mary being behind her arrest. Girl sit you ass down and shut up.
Everyone Makes It To Zion Alive
Lisa goes over to hug Jen. She tells her she loves her and she is there for her. And just like that, everyone makes up. They want to give Jen the best room. That’s kind since she won’t have a nice room at Camp Cupcake. The RHOSLC have some of the best AirBnB’s of all the cast. It’s a really nice house and somehow they all arrive in one piece. Let the champagne flow. What could go wrong? Jen got the master suite. Crime pays. Also, Jen is wasted. I shouldn’t admit it, but I love the hoodlums on this show. Jen and Mary are must see crazy TV.
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The women try to decompress from the van ride. Some try to explain things to their husbands. When they all go out by the pool, Jennie admits she does not know how to swim and is terrified of the water. Jen Shah comes out and tries to jump on a floaty and falls in the water. Don’t worry. Old people are paying for her glam squad. Whitney is tasked by doing that hippy dippy thing where everyone walks around a maze and releases their resentments or whatever. Is there one of these mazes at every single place the housewives go? Because we have seen this a thousand times now. Is there nothing new under the real housewives sun?
The Requisite Spiritual Healing
Here we go again with the labyrinth thing that is apparently all the rage out west when housewives go to a spa. Whatever. But first, Meredith and Mary need to arrive. Meredith arrives first and Whitney and Heather hide from her. I like Meredith and Whitney and Heather. Why are they hiding? Oh Mary is there too. So Meredith and Mary get Whitney and Heather to let them into the bathroom. They share that Jen and Lisa got into a huge physical fight on the bus. Meredith is pissed that people were fighting about her. Mary is pissed because she loves watching women brawl.
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Heather and Whitney don’t get why Meredith and Mary are so thrilled with the news about the drama on the van ride. Everyone gets dressed in their white looks for the spiritual healing crap. Sidenote: The snow is over and I enjoyed it so much. 🙁 Tomorrow will be an ice rink and lots of bumper car stuff. 🙁 I hope everyone just stays off the road since it is MLK Day. Whitney tries to encourage Jen Shah to come get her soul cleansed. lol. Meredith and Mary are not ready to go. Apparently they have to be there before sundown. Meredith wore jeans. The van leaves Mary and they will come back for her.
The Cleansing Of Souls
We’re going to need a whole lot of cleansing. Meanwhile, Mary is left behind to do her makeup and stuff. Everyone does their little labyrinth walk to release their bad energy and resentments. Then, they drum everyone’s name, and I kind of agree with Mary for once. She shows up and is having none of it. But, I would have done it. It might be peaceful. Or you know, make me really dizzy. Whitney is pissed that Mary refused to participate. Everyone feels lighter after the labyrinth. So that’s a good thing.
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Is dinner time. I think we all knows what that means by now. Jen shedded her white look for a snakeskin look. That’s HILARIOUS! Meredith was is my girl, does seem all the way up Mary’s ass at dinner. That is disappointing. Mary is just being a cunt. Meredith said she didn’t want to be on the bus because everyone is so hostile. What is going on with Meredith and Jen. Why is Meredith so into Jen Shah. Meredith says that Jennie called Jen Shah a criminal. Jennie says all she said if is the charges are true she didn’t want to be around Jen. Jen storms of “to the bathroom.”
Why Is Meredith Suddnenly BFFs With Mary?
Meredith is suddenly BFFs with Mary? Talk about picking the wrong horse. Lisa says she was there for Meredith. Wait, remind me what Meredith’s issues are again? Has she been arrested by the FEDs? Is she running a cult? What more support does she need than what Lisa gave her? And I don’t even like Lisa. My cable is going in and out I am missing some of this. Also, my Internet is going in and out. If I am MIA tomorrow during the ice storm, you will know why. I am not sure why Meredith and Jen are thing now. I am struggling just like Whitney to understand what the fuck is happening her. I’m going to need you guys to make it make sense. Mostly because Banjo keeps needed to go out in the rain/sleet. He’s too old for that!
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Oh here we go. Jennie points out that Mary has said racist comments to her and Meredith defended her. This is where we get to the part where Mary bailed on the show rather than face her racism at the reunion. Meredith is “disengaging.” She tries to go to bed. They send Mary to get her back. Mary goes running after her. Meredith says she is traumatized about being around Jen. Um, why? I don’t get it. Mary and Meredith come back to the table. Mary tells Whitney she can’t give her what she is looking for. Again IDGI. Jen Shah asks Meredith why she hired a private investigator to research her. Meredith says she hired an investigator to investigate threats against her family. Jen screams at Jennie and seems to be blaming Jennie for Jen getting investigated.
Who’s Zooming Home?
Meredith points out that the private investigator found Jen to the be the one sending threats to her family. (Mostly Brooks). I believe that. Then Meredith points out that she has seen Jen Shahs vagina over and over and her son unfortunately saw it as well. Hell, if it weren’t for TV regulations (thank you) we would have all seen it. Well just wait until you see what Mary does to you Meredith. You have shit taste in housewives, you should have stuck with Lisa. I’m sure half the planet has seen Jen Shah’s vagina. Jen thinks Meredith has something to do with her arrest. Lots of incoherent screaming occurs.
The Jen drops a bomb. “Ask your ten other motherfucking boyfriends.” Well word on Mama Joyces streets is that Jen and Meredith are both in open marriages. And, as luck would have it the guy that Jen ran too in that whole bizarre thing after she left Heather’s house and went to her lover’s house ALLEDGEDLY was the same guy that Meredith is hooking up with. Anyway I’ll update Heather’s WWHL if I hear anything important.
Did anyone else catch the line about Lisa Barlow working at hooters?
Love that! Oooh. Maybe that’s where she picked up that line, “ooh can I touch!?”
So much delicious food wasted at that scream-fest of a dinner. Jen is insane. Mary is just plain rude. I felt for Jennie in the pool. I don’t know how to swim so I know the panic Jennie must have felt when Shah got on that pool float with her. The B&B they’re staying in is amazing but completely wasted on most of those women.
I really appreciate that these women at least try to call out some of each other’s blatant bullshit.
There’s still a ton of ass kissing and lying. But they “go there” so much more than other franchises.
Even if Jen is a horrible person, with an anger issue, she’s smarter than Mary (not that’s saying much. So when she isn’t a a drunken psycho, her level of “over it” actually gives her some good lines. She can stick around till they lock her up.
Something clearly happened between Jen and Meredith off camera that neither wants on camera. She thought what she dropped in Vail (re the investigation) would be good enough to keep everyone else away from Jen. It failed. Particularly with Lisa. So she freaked and the only available ally is Mary. I think it’s something as simple as that.
Whitney and Jennie have such a valid point that Mary is being insulting to them in a equivalent manner to how Jen insulted Meredith last year.
Yet Meredith is pissed at them for not excluding Jen and having her back.
Those are the main things they were yelling about.
Oh and Mary takes every opportunity to diss Whitney, even if Whit is just talking about something completely random. It’s really gaslighting at this point. It’s a level of I think everything you say is so beneath me I will make a point of calling you foolish so you can hear It. That makes me want to smack her more than anything else she’s done
Great summary!! I think Mary is being so cruel towards Whitney and is gaslighting her. Your point is on point!
Does anyone know what Andy C. is alluding to that is going to be a shock when we see it?
I think Meredith is traumatized being around Jen because Jen knows a lot about her that she doesn’t want exposed. Also, Meredith knows Jen will be at these events, there are call sheets. If Meredith feels so threatened then get off the show. Meredith can’t blame anyone but herself. Plus, haven’t we all seen a vagina? At this point, who cares if you saw Jen’s vag?! And who cares if Meredith was with 10 men, she was in an open marriage. Good for Meredith. At least someone is getting action during this pandemic.
I think Lisa believes she stands up and supports everyone, but fails to see she doesn’t. She ignored Jen’s text when Jen needed her. She choose Jen when Meredith needed her to support for Brooks at the beginning of the season. Lisa is a people pleaser. She supports whoever is talking to her at that second.
Is Whitney trying to say that she just wants everyone to get along and be friends? I am missing what Whitney is trying to say? I felt bad for her when Mary told her that she can’t give Whit what she is looking for. All Whit is looking for is a friend in Mary. Whitney needs to realize Mary has zero friends, she has followers….just look at Meredith. She is a sheep to Mary’s wolf.
Jen’s behavior was out of control. Yes, she was drunk, but man she was aggressive. These women are too nice to her when she is in their faces. I am waiting for Jennie to throw off her earrings and take down Jen.
I am loving this show. I look forward to watching it every Sunday night. Sometimes I have no idea what is going on…..I still have no idea what Whitney was talking about at supper, but I don’t care….I’m here for the craziness. I can’t even keep up with what Jen is screaming at Meredith and Lisa on the bus, but I can’t turn away from it. I just can’t believe she is allowed to behave this way, and the same for Mary. Mary is all about the food. She is on the show for the free steak.
Remember when Jen left Heather’s house in an Uber and got out a block away and called her own taxi? Well that Taxi driver spilled all the tea. I posted a link to it here at some point and already forgot who did the interview. I think it was two females if that narrows it down. Sorry my brain doesn’t work.
What I do remember is that Jen allegedly went to see her lover. And SUPPOSEDLY, Jen and Meredith have the same lover. Some say it is a guy in New York, others think it is the guy Jen went to have sex with the night she left Heather’s house. It depends on whose streets you listen to. Either way, the reason they hate each other so much is because they are fucking the same dude.
Mary hates Whitney because Whitney is a beautiful white woman. Mary has had every plastic surgery known to mankind including a full body bleaching (which is probably ongoing). She loves her blond wigs. She is desperate to be white. And the person on the podcast who reported all of this about Mary said that at the same time she was trying to make herself look white, she would condemn women in the congregation for dying their hair blond or wearing blond wigs. She’s literally insane. And that is why she hates Whitney. Also Whitney is always the smartest person in the room. And that’s why some of the others don’t like Whitney either. It’s basically jealousy.
Heather and Jennie both have told Jen things to get her to overreact. They know Jens weaknesses and use it to their advantage and sit back . Season two Heather is very telling. On WWHL she said her dad worked for the FBI ! So obviously Meredith and Mary weren’t the reasons since the investigation was going on for years. Whitney just needs professional help. When is her and her husbands issues going to be said on the show? For only $6k an episode I don’t blame Mary for walking. Salt lake is one of the few housewives show I watch but not sure after this season.
I love SLC too! I don’t know what they’re screaming half the time either but it just doesn’t matter lol. That is so juicy about the taxi driver TT. I’ll try to find it.
I cannot stand the haughty slurring of the disengaging Meredith Marks. Why would she be “your girl”? So fakety fakety fake fake
Ewwww
Mary us incapable of defending herself, she is functionally illiterate and prideful.
Meredith and Jen know too much dirt on each other, it is spilling out now. Jen knows those federal agencies did not show up cause of a phone call from Meredith! LMAOOO!!!….how dreadful.
Jennie is as unnecessary as that soulful persona she affects when speaking of Mary and Jen…Mai goodness…. its lazy and late.
Who is going to interview the town gigolo?
Town gigolo! Yes, that would be very interesting to see who it is hahaha
The new preview for next week’s episode has (Heather???) I forget who, I watched it yesterday and already forgot saying that the rumor there is that Jen hooked up with the guy Meredith hooked up with when she was separated from her husband.
I expect the reunion is going to be good with or without Mary.
I think the reason Meredith has latched onto Mary has nothing to do with Mary. Meredith is pissed at the whole group for not taking her beef with Jen seriously, so allying with Mary it is. Also, there is clearly a whole lot going on behind the scenes that then spills over on camera, like the bus fight between Jen and Lisa.
I have to say I’m really enjoying Mary on the show. Yes she is godless and racist, but there is something childlike about her that I just can’t hate. When she smirked at the camera saying she wishes she was there for the Lisa/Jen fight. When she mumbled to herself about wearing shoes while looking at shoes or something. Then showing up to the group event and standing to the side confused. Then being a passive-aggressive menace to Whitney at dinner. It’s very, very entertaining. I would not be shocked if Bravo courts her to come back for another season despite skipping the reunion, just saying.
I love the location they went to. I love the music they use on the show. The editing. The accents (heelin and deelin). What a show.
” Yes she is godless and racist, but there is something childlike about her that I just can’t hate.” You should contact her and send her some money. Also get someone to explain to you the difference between childlike and felon.
I’d rather point out how childlike your own comment is here, lol.
Let’s just be friends, maybe? You keep portending her criminal future while I laugh at her and enjoy her on reality TV. I’m interested in all the tea you spill here.
Again, you don’t seem to understand what childlike means.
I agree that “childish” would’ve been a better word to describe your comment, but that would’ve killed the joke.
Anyway, I was hoping you were in a foul mood instead of surprisingly disrespectful and judgmental, but seeing you double down here clears things up! I know where the door is, lol. Take care.
What I find to be the most silly and makes me roll my eyes to the top of my head is that they keep saying “Maybe Meredith has something to do with Jen’s charges?!” Does no one know how the federal government works? Do they REALLY believe that Meredith hired a private investigator who in the span of a few months was able to uncover a decades long scheme that Jen has been a part of? And that the federal government took them at them word that Jen was really bad because she showed her vagina to my son! and arrested Jen? I mean, the federal government does not arrest you unless they’ve got some good hard evidence against you, ESPECIALLY in the Northern district of New York. They’re not going to waste time or efforts unless they have a strong case. Also, her indictment that is PUBLIC RECORD indicates how long this has been going on which is WAY before the show. Either I am missing something or these women are acting because I refuse to believe they are that dumb.
I can’t stand Jen Shah. She is so tone deaf. Either they’re all scared of her and figure she will be going to federal prison soon so let’s be nice right now, or I don’t know what.. but what she ALLEGEDLY did was so awful, I don’t understand the blind trust.
Jen got so mad at Meredith and Brooks because she says Brooks said on national TV that he saw her vagina and her sons are embarrassed…. but then posts photos of herself on instagram half naked.. isn’t that embarassing? isn’t being arrested embarassing? get over it. She can’t conceptualize that she’s done something wrong whether it be something silly like flashing her vagina or something serious like robbing tons of old people… its always a setup!
Meredith is very cold but I understand why she does not want to “engage” with Jen Shah. Also, she’s very clearly stated several times that she hired the private investigator to investigate threats against her family, NOT specifically Jen Shah. These women are all professionals with families, why don’t they understand this? I wouldn’t want to engage with her either, much less after the indictment.
Rant over lol
I don’t think the RHOSLC think Meredith had anything to do with Jen being investigated. I think the question is if Meredith, who hates Jen with a purple passion, somehow tipped the FEDS off on where she would be in few days time. It was rather strange that they didn’t just show up at her her house, they came to a filmed scene at the van. Also, Jen was also tipped off that they were coming for her there, but…???? Sharreiff? Someone… So many unanswered questions.