Oh joy it is time for the seventh Porsha’s Family Matters Recap! There are supposed to be eight episodes but I don’t see any info for episode eight. Maybe we will get lucky and this is the last one? Social Media has really been dragging Porsha for this show. Even her “STANS” seem over her after this. I reckon she shoulda hung on to that peach. You can’t fix stupid. We should start a pool on when we think Porsha and Simon will be over. I say before 2023. Supposedly, Porsha has given her mother her house and has moved in to a new house with Simon. Simon is a total fraud. I’m just saying.
Ooops I am a bit late getting to this, I called Nadia in the hospital and time got away from me. She sounds good but she is still in ER and hoping for a better bed tonight. It sounds like this is the finale! Praise The Lord! We get all the scenes of Porsha unable to control herself. It seems like that might have cost her the eighth episode. Should we address the fact that Porsha has been wearing muumuus for months? Please don’t let her be knocked up by Simon. Dennis seems like a good father. Porsha needs to check herself.
Will This Family Drama EVER END???
Lauren goes over to Aunt Liz’s house. They are getting ready for some sort of Hosea charity event. Auntie Liz wants signs that say No Justice, No Peace. Alrighty then. These two may be the only sane people on this show. Did we know about Pilar having surgery? Did I just get lost in the sauce and this has been mentioned before? She’s a bit young to have her tonsils and adenoids removed. Dennis is such a good father. Aunt Liz talks to Dennis while he is in the hospital. They have to stay an extra day in the hospital because Pilar still isn’t drinking or eating. Aunt Liz in on Dennis’s side.
Porsha goes to have some drinks with her cousin Londie. Apparently, this requires to have her saggy titties out. Londie is pissed that Dennis says that Porsha is the one who told him to fire her from her job at one of his restaurants. Londie starts by admitting that she has the fucking Versace robe with her. I’m so sick of the robe storyline. And this entire stupidity of a hood rat show. There. I said it. Londie says that Porsha likes to play stupid. True. But she also really is stupid. Porsha claims she doesn’t remember telling Dennis to fire her. She’s such a liar. Do we even care about this scene? No, no we do not. Porsha has hissyfit number 51,029 and storms off. Once again production tries to make her finish the scene. Londie starts sobbing. Porsha tries to be nice to her. Because, production.
Auntie Liz Meets With Dennis
I don’t know where they are eating. But, I’d like the fish and grits with a side of sausage. Bring it to my mouf. Pilar seems a lot better than we have seen her in the past. She tells her Grandma she loves her on the phone. That’s big. And she is adorable. Dennis is worried about the relationship between his mother, Mama Gina and Porsha. Pilar is still not eating when she gets home. Back at breakfast, Auntie Liz wants to invite Dennis to the Hosea Williams event. He is going to donate all the hotdogs they want but he has a previous obligation.
Porsha is learning how to make Nigerian food for Simon. A Nigerian chef comes to teach her how to make meat pies. Except she claims she made them. Simon announces he is officially divorced. He wants to start talking about their new house. Porsha is trying to set herself up for a wedding spin off. Please God no. Moving on. As an Atlantan, this rewriting of the Hosea Williams “legacy” is annoying. Porsha has to take Pilar back to the hospital because she is not eating. So she is missing the event. Much like any other opening of a charity everyone drinks a lot. Simon pisses off Aunt Liz when he tells her that they need to start treating Hosea’s daughter better.
Porsha And Dennis Struggle To Coparent
We have a time jump to four months later. Is that where the real seventh episode went? I mean what happened there? Porsha and Dennis meet for dinner to talk about Pilar. Dennis asks about the engagement and her living situation. Porsha says she and Simon are moving into their new place this week. Um no, not unless this was filmed like two weeks ago. Why is Porsha so defensive? Porsha says they are moving into the city. She seems like she doesn’t want to know where they will live. She is also looking at schools without consulting him.
She’s two. Ain’t nobody looking for schools yet. And furthermore, she won’t be able to get her kid into the top private schools. They frown on reality star parents. It’s not just about money, it’s about the application. Jeff Lewis’s kid has been kicked out of more than one school because of him. Atlanta is way more uppity with their private schools. I used to have a therapist in downtown ATL and I really pissed her off one day when I said something like, I was almost late because Paces Academy was letting out and mentioned that I was essentially paying for her kid to go there. LOL. She lacked a sense of humor.
Anyway, Porsha wants to tell Dennis how things are going to go. Dennis says that he has filed with the court to get a judge to set the rules, not Porsha. Porsha says she pays for everything. Production comes out because they are both stalking off. Porsha is is pissed because he wants a judge to figure out the co-parenting thing instead of Porsha dictating to him. I don’t blame him. YES LORD there are endcaps and that means It Is FinishED!