Before we get to tonight’s RHOSLC recap, I want to link to my exclusive details on Mary Cosby being a no show to the reunion. Click here for all the tea. The short version is that we are not going to have Mary Cosby to kick around much longer. But hey we can still kick her around for this episode at least. The reunion is fast approaching and I hear that Andy Cohen will come for Mary Cosby in her absence. Just prior to starting recapping tonight, I watched this Podcast by Sharell’s World about Mary Cosby. It’s chilling and worth an hour of your time.
The only thing I question is that Mary’s mama didn’t fleece the flock as well. She had tons of businesses allegedly that Mary inherited. Also, Mary is illiterate, which we knew, but she is also a high school drop out. I am still kind of nauseous from watching that podcast. Also, I have never watched or had any contact with Sharell of Sharell’s world and am only recommending it because I was MESMERIZED by her interviewing skills and her quality of guests. I’m a new fan.
But first, we start with the husbands all enjoying a round of gold together. Despite the fact we know production already had a plan ready for the women to take a group trip to Zion, they capitalize on the plan to get out of having to deal with Mother’s Day. I had to take a family phone call so this recap was delayed.
Now I am half asleep. I am going to have to make this a short recap. Heather and Jen Shah are talking in the pool and I am confused. I had too much wine before any of this happened tonight. Finally, Heather is talking about Mary and her threats that if you go against her church you go to jail. Meanwhile, Heather and Mary want to know how the feds knew where she was. Um was that really the issue? Are we going to worry about who snitched rather that Jen Shah going down? For the record, I already did this recap and then mashed the wrong button and deleted it. So, I am not thrilled about having to redo it. I’ve had enough of Mary before this even started.
Seth’s 50th Birthday!
Okay Seth says it is 49. Whatever. Jen Shah, future resident of Camp Cupcake was not invited. This will become an issue later. Okay, I am going to admit I am over Brooks. I tried to support him, but y’all were right he is obnoxious. He seems to think he is the next Versace and he is just some kid who managed to get out a line of joggers before Sheree Whitfield. That is hardly an accomplishment. On the other hand, I am having to redo this recap because I apparently hit delete rather than post. FML. Also, I wake up to check on the site too much. Where is my post? 🙁 It is probably best it is gone. At least I told you it would be late. But, I tried to do the whole thing anyway.
Duy (Jennies husband) has an announcement to make. Duy has to pay for the “Mothers Day” trip for the ladies. LOL. We all know production already paid for it. I have already forgotten this episode so this is an all new recap. WTF? Jen and Sharrieff are doing some sort of painting therapy. Jen is going to therapy to prepare for Camp Cupcake? Sharrieff tells Jen about the “Mother’s Day” trip. This may be the dumbest scene ever on Bravo. Why were they painting? Is that to keep Jen from losing her shit before she goes to jail?
What Is Going On With Meredith?
Lisa’s sister apparently dated her husband before she did? Am I getting that wrong? Also, I am going to stop advocating for Meredith. And Brooks. It is not cute anymore. It’s been a long night with Banjo and now that he is finally resting I really just want to go back to bed. However, I am starting to realize I did not in fact already recap this. Again, long night. OMG. The best part of this season is Jennie’s kids. One of them has more sense in their little finger than the entire rest of this cast.
I love how Jen Shah is setting herself up for Camp Cupcake. Holy shit it is the exact same bus an driver where Jen Shah got arrested. I love Heather’s overalls. Meredith and Mary are not on the bus to Zion. Perhaps they are marching there? Sorry, religious joke. Meanwhile, the other women point out that this is the second time that Mary and Meredith are not on the bus for a girl’s trip. Jen Shah is trying to discredit Meredith for her thoughts on Jen’s arrest. How the hell is Jen stupidly bring shit on herself? Ah, she wants to throw things on to the rumor that Meredith had an affair. Am I mistaken or did Meredith and Seth have sort of an open marriage? I could be making that up. It is six am and I am trying to recreate what is happening here.
What Is Even Happening Here?
On the other hand, why are they giving Meredith a normal person edit? And how is this somehow a reason for Heather to trash Lisa? Heather sticking up for Jen is going to bite her in the ass. Lisa says she is on Jen’s side. UM HELLO! THIS IS NOT THE HILL YOU WANT TO DIE ON! But, um Okay. Then production puts up all of Jen Shah’s allegations from Daily Mail and Reality Blurb. Thanks production for using reputable websites. Jen Shah wants the whole innocent until proven guilty thing. The deal is, we are not on a jury. And she is guilty as fuck. Then Jen gets off the bus screaming about Mary Cosby and how what she has done is worse and Lisa supports her. I mean, not to take up for what Jen has done buts she does have a point even if she is deflecting from her own crimes. Then a physical confrontation explodes when Jen screams at Lisa to “TALK TO MARY LIKE THIS!’
Raise your hand if you thought that RHOSLC would be full of criminals when the show was announced