How in the world is this only the sixth Porsha’s Family Matters Recap? It feels like the show that will never end. There is apparently two more episodes after this one. #FixItJesus. I was told that this show is so good that they extended it from three episodes, to six, to eight. This only reintegrates what we already new. The Bravo suits would not know a good show if it kick them all in the nuts. Why can’t we have nice things? #MexicanDynasties #FamilyKarma #LadiesOfLondon #TourGroup Ah what do all those shows have in common? They are focused on other cultures. It will be interesting to see how Real Housewives of Dubai does in the ratings. God forbid the focus is not on ‘Merica.
Tonight should be “good” relatively speaking for this stupid series because production comes out on camera to interrupt filming and it is shown. That always means everyone is either lying or covering for someone. As the previous episode ended in Porsha getting violent, AGAIN, it seems like they have some sort of meditation, hippy dippy shit scene about examining themselves, or becoming at peace or whatever spiritual bullshit they keep trying to show and production has had enough of the bullshit. My source who viewed some footage along with other Bravo suits apparently buying what Porsha was selling. At least before extending the number of episodes. Now, it is clear it’s all been a bunch of bullshit to this point. Let’s watch.
Okay my mind is still blown from a podcast I just watched about RHOSLC. I’ll share that with you on my next recap. Let me shift gears for a minute if that is even possible. We start with Porsha saying that Dennis and his sluts ( come on, there is only one slut there and she is not at the table she’s kicking it in the hotel room) And since when does Porsha think she can call another woman a slut after calling herself the Queen of Thotlandia? And to tell Dennis’ mother she needs to get the fuck out? Oh noe. But it is very important that the brawl that occurrs is quickly quashed by production.
You Can’t Teach An Old Dog New Tricks
I am trying to watch this frame by frame so this recap may take me a minute. Especially after the this I watched to prepare for the next RHOSLC recap after this one. Porsha start throwing haymakers at Dennis who she supposedly wants a blended family with. Security has to come in to separate Porsha from Dennis. Mama Gina is dumb enough to try to get in the middle of it it all. Who is Dennis calling a kid? Storm? This is just a ghetto shit show. Porsha is back to the old Porsha who dragged Kenya across the stage. She wants to come after Mama Gina too! WTF is wrong with this bitch? Dennis is trying to protect his mother from Porsha’s ignorant violent ass. The fact that I had two mugshots to choose from says a lot.
This is some embarrassing shit. Production is lost in the middle and it clearly looks like equipment is being damaged by Porsha. Is she on drugs? WTF is wrong with her? Simon tries to hold Porsha down and she is crying like she is the victim! She just threw invited guest, Dennis and his mama out of the event like they were garbage. Then, she attacked them, and knocked down half of production acting like a wild dog and now she is crying? She needs mental health help.
For real. Maybe IN PATIENT mental health help. NTTAWWT but she is a danger to others if not herself. Aunt Liz prays for her soul and tells her to get the fuck up out of there. Simon asks Aunt Liz for her shoes so that Porsha doesn’t have to step on glass that she broke? What is Aunt Liz supposed to do??? Clearly, Porsha is drunk as fuck. She wants Dennis arrested? She was the one attacking him!
New Day, More Drama
The next day, Ah I just realized that Aunt Liz was trying to get SATAN out of Porsha. LOL. Good luck with that Aunt Liz. Porsha has not been spirit-filled since she first appeared on RHOA. I do want Auntie Liz’s one piece though. Email me on the gee if you have the hookup. I WILL get to a beach again one day before I die. Porsha tells production she is “Just so sorry for whatever part she played.” Chile, please. That is not going to cut it. After the fight Dennis got his mama and his “work” and took them to Cancun. Good for him. That’s what a real man does.
Meanwhile, Porsha sent out texts to her guest instructing them not to speak to production about what really went down. Literally everyone admits that Porsha said not to talk about the violent behavior she ONCE AGAIN displayed on the trip. All the remaining females and Dom the assistant or whatever go to meet with a spiritual advisor. I am totally over this spiritual advisor nonsense and so is production. I mean, I would totally do it. But, in this case it is ridiculous. No one is being real. Except the lady with the grey braids. She makes the most sense. Sorry there are way too many people on this trip for me to keep up with. Anyway, the group tries to pretend like things are good. BUT PRODUCTION STEPS IN! I LOVE WHEN THEY CALL BULLSHIT!
Production Basically Halts Filming Until People Speak On IT!
And the producer asks why no one is hold Porsha accountable, without actually saying it. The woman grey braids says “I was told not to talk about it. ” Again, I don’t know who she is, but she is my favorite. Porsha is PISSED And I love it. Porsha is PISSED. AGAIN. Someone says they were told not to talk about it. Porsha asks if they are done with the scene. And that pretty much ends it. I can see now how it seemed like a great show for the first few episodes and then they decided to keep on filming. Because, Porsha now realizes that THUG PORSHA is going to be aired and she was trying to avoid that.
Yeah, I’d add more episodes to to show that Porsha is still a violent, horrible person too if I were production. Later that evening, Porsha decided she wanted to talk about what happened. You know, after Dennis had evacuated his family and side piece du jour. Also am I just old and alone or is it okay that when I travel I don’t go to the most expensive places and just enjoy living like a local? And especially in Paris I have a moderately priced hotel room that is has staff who know me and just check in on me when I decide to stay in my room and watch TV and eat crap from the grocery store in my room. I guess they know me though. lol. The best hotel in Paris is K+K
This Is All Ridiculous
Anyway, I feel sorry for Dom who is this random guy who I feel like was required to come. He seems to be dying on the inside. Meanwhile, Simon is spewing wild ass Nigerian garbage from his mouth. I do not say that lightly or with malice. I say that as someone who was much younger and living in the ATL and attractive. I’ve had some experience IN HIGH SCHOOL of being invited to a Nigerian picnic and very quickly understood I had made a mistake. But, Porsha is dumb so here we go. I’m just saying. Simon says he still wants Porsha no matter what. To be honest, I just want to get to RHOSLC. I have no compassion for Porsha’s tears.
Meanwhile, Back In Atlanta
Wait I am so ready to be over this recap and on to the next. Porsha is back home with her mama and I am like how much concrete did Home Depot inject into he ass? I’m sorry if someone had told me in the 80s that have a HUGE ASS would be a good thing? Yeah, NOE. I still don’t think it is a good thing and I think history will be on my side. It’s gross. Porsha is a moron. I need to get through this recap. The theme is Porsha is a violent thug. Did her mama just say her booty is MMM MMM Hmm? YIKES! I may have thrown up in my mouth a little bit.
Now suddenly we have a Porsha is an activist scene. Atlanta is NOT a fan of Hosea Williams. What he is remembered for is drunk driving. I am skipping through this part as I have another gig to get to. Porsha tries to make what she did okay with her mama. Porsha continues to pretend like she is non-violent. I do not care about Porsha. Porsha needs her mother to tell her that when the kid gets her tonsils taken out she needs to let Dennis come over? Um noe. He will probably prosecute her and take the child. She is a violent person. I’ll deal with RHOSLC tomorrow. Thanks for understanding. There is a lot going on here. xo~tt At last the season ends next season.