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RHOC Recap: Tele-Noella

January 5, 2022 by tamaratattles 110 Comments

RHOC RecapOn tonight’s RHOC Recap, we will see Gina using her shared New York background to sidle up to Heather Dubrow. In doing so she will throw Noella under the bus next. Dr. Jen isn’t exactly a Noella fan either. Only Gina who is apparently, the peacemaker this season, if there is one, is trying to set the record straight. The new girl already is starting her first season with a divorce. Do any of these bitches have any mercy? In other news, I’ve read some serious things about Dr. Jen online mostly about her injectiable business having almost as bad online reviews as Terri Dubrow.

We begin with more condescending crap from Heather Dubrow. She’s a really bad human. Shannon apologizes to Heather. AGAIN. Shannon cries. Heather mocks her tears in her talking head. Then, Heather makes her pinky swear like they are ten years old and not pushing 60. Then she forces her to apologize to Terri as well while she oversees the apology. Shannon says Terri Dubrow has an impeccable reputation. That’s not true at all.  Shannon’s boyfriend, John is furious that Shannon is so upset. He seems like a nice guy.

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Jen thinks Noella is “very rude and snotty to her.” I see it in the exact opposite way. Then, Jen confronts Noella about “the tension between her.” Noella points out that she has only met Jen twice in her life. Jen put up a selfie about her spa business or whatever it is. I’m not even sure she is a medical doctor. Anyway she tagged Noella in the selfie. Noella is under contract with a competitor so she had to contact the social media site to have it taken down. Jen was not even in the photo. Clearly, Noella hates Jen. I’m Team Noella for this catfight.

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Then, Jen wanders around talking about Noella to everyone. Heather makes it all about her. Finally, everyone sits down to eat. Shannon and John have no idea what the food is. Frankly, neither do I. Noella is Team Shannon. Someone has to be. Heather invites Gina her man to the horse races. Finally, Emily makes a toast to Shane for passing the bar. Emily says she won the lottery when she married him. Then, Shane gets his belly dancers. They were actually quite good and everyone enjoyed them.

Shannon takes her girls, her dad age 92, and the oldest girl’s boyfriend out to a fancy dinner. Shannon’s dad fancies himself a ladies man. And he has lots of old man stories to tell. He wants to spend more time with Shannon. Shannon said she barely saw her dad as a child. This was a sweet little scene.

Noella and Shannon Need Healing

Shannon and Noella go to a hippy dippy physical therapist. Because, California. She draws out all of Shannon’s sadness. Or at least some of it. Shannon is STILL traumatized from her divorce in my opinion. Across town, Jen is just traumatized in general so she has one of her employees bring over a suitcase full of cheese. Emily joins them in eating their feelings. Oh, Gina is there as well. Emily seems to be there as Heather’s spy to stir the pot about Noella. Jen tries to say Noella really isn’t married. Emily realizes what Jen is doing. Jen is a cunt.

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Shannon is planning a trip to Nashville to visit her mother. She finally understands what her mother went through with her divorce. I’m not sure if this is a cast trip, or just Shannon and her girls going.

Finally, We Are Off To The Races

Gina is acting like she’s never been anywhere in her whole life. Calm down girl, it’s a horse track. Just because everyone is dressed to the nines for some reason, doesn’t change that. What is wrong with Gina’s voice? Has it always been like that? Terry and Travis go place a bet. Gina immediately starts repeating everything everyone else has told her to Heather. She totally throws Noella under the bus. Heather bounces up and down on Terri’s lap during the race. It was, awkward. Terry’s horse won the race.

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Emily goes to check on Noella. Noella is talking in a whisper. She says it is because when she is stressed she loses her voice. Emily thinks there might be recording device in the house. Noella shares that James sent flowers and a second notice of divorce because she didn’t physically receive the first one. Emily tells Noella that Jen said she wasn’t really married. Emily is now suspicious of Jen and nice to Emily. Noella thinks Gina is her friend too. She is not.

Noella
Not really… girl… Not really.

WWHL

Fuck, Noella is on WWHL so I am going to flip through this really fast and then get back to Amazing Race! Oh Carson Kressley is the second guess. Noella says that James is lying about everything. He still has not seen his son in six months. She still has no credit cards. Also, she says James cheated on her. She just wants him to sign off on the divorce. Noella implies that she saw something very early in filming that will come out later in the season that will explain why she hates Noella. Why are we not mentioning why we haven’t seen Nicole? I don’t think Andy was pleased with how Noella played the game of ranking threats from one to ten. Carson wasn’t much better at it. Noella was wearing a dress that Bones made her on tomorrow night’s Project Runway. It really suits her.

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  1. beerandy says

    January 5, 2022 at 11:25 pm

    Noella gives me Braunwyn vibes and that’s not a compliment. It’s exhausting.

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  2. Nat says

    January 6, 2022 at 12:19 am

    Of course Gina is going to side with $Heather$. The Dubrows are bullies and are clearly concerned about defending Terry’s dubious reputation.
    Shannon and Gina kissing the Dubrow ring was cringe worthy.
    Bravo Emily for calling out Jen for trying to manipulate the women into doubting Noella’s truth.
    I like Noella , she’s not afraid to call out Heather.

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  3. Bmwwife says

    January 6, 2022 at 12:40 am

    I need to know more on this “I saw something about Heather that I shouldn’t have seen” WWHL comment. Noella handled the Jen IG thing weirdly at the party and she went on the attack at Jen. She called Jen thirsty so now Jen is like ok let’s play. I mean it was pretty desperate to say “are they even married?”, but you get my point. Also, now that I know that Noella filed for separation before he even served her makes me not feel as bad for for Noella. This was not blindsided. You filed first!

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 6, 2022 at 1:12 am

      I’m not sure who filed first really. It just depends on who you believe. She’s pretty hysterical on the show to have filed first…

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      • Carol Turlington says

        January 7, 2022 at 4:11 am

        My family lawyer (my daughter) told me it’s important to file first. I don’t remember exactly why tho. Lol.

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      • kitty says

        January 7, 2022 at 8:01 pm

        It’s pretty clear through court docs that noella filed for separation first

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  4. LA_in_KY says

    January 6, 2022 at 1:50 am

    That was Nicole was brought the suitcase of cheese to Jen’s house. Um, why do they need a suitcase full of cheese for a meat and cheese platter for four people. Why not just bring the cheese in a grocery bag? When she opened the suitcase, it looked like she literally brought pounds of cheese.

    Also, Terry does not look good. He looks so much older with whatever he put in his face.

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    • LA_in_KY says

      January 6, 2022 at 5:46 am

      I always thought Terry looked good, but this season his face looks not good. I know we are not supposed to comment on people’s looks. But he has obviously done something to his face that was not needed. I hope he looks back to normal soon.

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      • Fancy Pants says

        January 6, 2022 at 8:08 am

        I think we’re allowed to comment if they eff’d up their looks on purpose.

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      • Annabelle says

        January 6, 2022 at 1:27 pm

        I know we all think he’s the new fuller Kenny Rogers. Let’s be real only shannon is doing the right thing and dissolving that crap!

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    • Carol Turlington says

      January 7, 2022 at 4:14 am

      His bulbous nose somwhow reminds me of an alcoholic. No judgment here. Just an observation. Look who he’s married to. Cruella DeVille….enough said.

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      • Mary says

        January 7, 2022 at 4:29 pm

        I can’t agree with you more! He looks like a cartoon caricature with whatever work he’s had done. As far as Cruella DeVille, she is only trying to be relevant to get sales for her daughter’s book. The more chaos and attention she can draw to herself the better…she knows what she’s doing. I agree with the HW’s that said she was manipulative. I would add calculating as well.

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  5. Sara says

    January 6, 2022 at 3:45 am

    Hate me all you want … I like Noella. Gina however – whew girl, she’s clearly that “friend” who is ride or die, until someone better comes along. She’s as awful as her voice. Fake fake fake. Her and Heather deserve one another and that’s no complement

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 6, 2022 at 10:02 am

      I agree with all of this. But I used to like Gina. Has her voice always been this annoying or is she trying to be pretentious like Heather/Dorit and their strange speaking habits.

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      • Nanette says

        January 6, 2022 at 10:42 am

        Go back to your recaps of Emily and Gina’s first season. When you — and many of us — thought Emily looked like a Gina, and Gina an Emily. And you were not sure you cold suffer through Gina’s LoNG EYE-land accent. I think she toned it down a bit and I think she is pumping it up a bit now. She wants that NY connection with Heather. It’s obnoxious.

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        • Carol Turlington says

          January 7, 2022 at 4:33 am

          I remember that! I got them mixed up too. I thought Gina’s name should be Emily and vice versa.. Funny.

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      • Darby says

        January 6, 2022 at 1:38 pm

        Her accent isn’t as Neew Yorrrk as in the beginning

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    • Donna says

      January 6, 2022 at 4:15 pm

      I agree 💯

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    • Carol Turlington says

      January 7, 2022 at 4:15 am

      Well said. 👏

      Reply
  6. Mary says

    January 6, 2022 at 6:24 am

    My opinion is that the only reason that Heather is even on the show is to get book sales and publicity for her daughter. She’s a total fame whore, shallow, pretentious, entitled…could go on and on here.

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    • Kate says

      January 6, 2022 at 9:36 am

      That makes a lot of sense now. I couldn’t understand why she agreed to come back. She’s impossible to watch
      Did anybody have a strong reaction to the medicine cabinets in the bathrooms at the Dubrows ? They looked like they were from the future. Terry has a lot of medications and it made me laugh that with all his money he uses those Walgreens plastic containers

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      • Nanette says

        January 6, 2022 at 10:48 am

        Re: The medicine cabinets … I was smugly thinking how much more I liked the Jacuzzi cabinet that I saved for and nabbed NIB on eBay. Mine is mirrored inside (like theirs) but also has mirrors on the inside and outside of the doors, which is USEFUL. I guess they look so perfect, they don’t need plebeian mirrors! Maybe they have a 50x magnifier mirror that pops out on voice command that they will never show because … pores. I MAY get some lights for it after seeing theirs. But I will stick with mine, thank you!

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        • Kate says

          January 6, 2022 at 11:52 am

          Thanks Nannette!
          I have been thinking about those cabinets all day with the weird lighting? They just looked so bizarre and unfriendly. Like not warm and normal

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        • Carol Turlington says

          January 7, 2022 at 4:21 am

          Did you notice the “privileged” whitegirl circle bashing the only housewife of color on RHOC ? Some things never change……and I’m a white girl. So ashamed of them and Bravo.

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          • Ktina says

            January 7, 2022 at 11:29 am

            Nope, she’s just as privileged.

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          • Sari says

            January 7, 2022 at 1:01 pm

            Commenting on the “bulbous” nose of a Jewish man smacks of YOUR privilege, Carol.

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  7. Nobody cares says

    January 6, 2022 at 7:45 am

    On wwhl Noella said two things that sparked my interest 1) that she saw something she wished she hadn’t (I think it had something to do with Heather and the crew at heather’s party when she tried to shut things down) and 2)something about Nicole being “silenced” (I think that has to do with the Dubrof’s again. I think I’m starting to like Noella..,

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    • kdwagz says

      January 6, 2022 at 8:12 am

      It came out that Noella filed for separation from her husband first. So, the whole “I’m shocked that he served me with divorce papers” seems suspect. This comes from Ronald Richards of all people.
      Her husband says (on social media) that Noella left Puerto Rico where they were living to film in her rented house in the OC. Noella seemingly wanted to be on the show and befriended Braunwyn to get what she wanted. She was also on TV somewhere outside the US. I call bullshit on this woman.
      Also, is this season just as bad as last?

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      • Annabelle says

        January 6, 2022 at 1:34 pm

        I’m starting to feel that way too. Only genuine moments are with Shannon’s family anymore.

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    • Bmwwife says

      January 7, 2022 at 12:01 pm

      So I have been binge watch old seasons of RHOC. I just finished season 12 in during the reunion they showed behind the scenes of when Heather flipped out over Kelly saying C you next Tuesday. You could hear heather asking for the producer threatening to quit if Kelly wasn’t fired. That made me think of the latest “I’m quitting the show”. I wonder if the producers or Andy sent or whoever authorized the $$$ sent a text or whatever offering her more money to stay on the show.

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  8. NancyintheSmokies says

    January 6, 2022 at 9:14 am

    AAAAAnd She’s BACK!!! Great recap! Excellent work! I feel like shit, I was actually sent home from work yesterday. My boss even gave me a rapid test when all it was was me feeling extremely nauseous and had a massive headache. It hit me like Wham! One minute I’m sweeping the floor, answering phones and the next I was like noe. So I went home around 2:30 and slept until 6:30.
    atched but this recap is giving me life. Thanks Tamara, I needed an update on this shit show. What did Noelle hear about Miss Fancy Pants Heather “My husband has an impeccable reputation” Dubrow? I cannot wait to find out.

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    • Mary K says

      January 6, 2022 at 12:43 pm

      Nancy, are you actually in the mountains? I live in the valley and keep seeing about all the people without power—with more snow coming!!! I hope you’re not in that number, lady!

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    • Carol Turlington says

      January 7, 2022 at 4:26 am

      Viruses tend to come on suddenly. For me usually starts with a massive headache. Jussayin.

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  9. lulilu says

    January 6, 2022 at 9:31 am

    Heather was making statements about her “friend” Gina on SM yesterday. Embarrassing her while claiming not to.

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  10. Mary K says

    January 6, 2022 at 9:39 am

    RHOC feels like a poorly scripted Spanish Telenovela now, which is why this episode title is ironically accurate. We have Heather, with harshly raised eyebrows and mafia momma voice, threatening Shannon—but prior to this scene, both she and Dr. Terry scoffed off the entire thing as pedestrian because it was settled. Gina visiting a whispering Noella—did anyone catch how the voice came back strong when the flowers hit the trash??—to offer comfort allowed our tragically beautiful younger heroine to convey more details of how awfully her man has treated her. Noella and Shannon visit a Reiki healer so Shannon can again speak about her desire to be a good mom and blame her past bad acts on her bad marriage, not tequila on an empty stomach. Dr Jen is the super villain because she can string a memory together complete with timeline and notices that Noella has given many versions of her relationship and is quickly backstabbed.

    If you’re going to write a script for women, could we have at least one who mirrors real life women? Money doesn’t make you duplicitous to your “friends” and most HUMAN BEINGS would not get into a wide eyed, vocally raised (Noella, who is so hydrated she can spot a person looking for that glass, sure tries to get camera time in social gatherings) screeching about a tag on social media nor would they contact the social media platform BEFORE speaking to the person that tagged them. I see you, Noella. Accuse the person of the thing you are is the go to of the moment but your actions are screaming “I need an IV” of attention.

    I used to love the RH’s franchises but it’s just become less than entertaining to me. They have become more of an infomercial for whatever product a wifey can slap her name on and display of anti-social behavior than a glimpse into the lives of the .0001%. The format is ugly now.

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    • Nanette says

      January 6, 2022 at 10:52 am

      Everything. 💯

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    • Annabelle says

      January 6, 2022 at 1:38 pm

      Agreed!!!

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    • Amy Sosa says

      January 7, 2022 at 2:11 pm

      I agree ! great re-cap

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  11. Fizz says

    January 6, 2022 at 9:46 am

    Noella is coming in way too hot for my taste. It’s like she studied every housewife franchise and decided she needed start fights to gain relevance. It’s not a great look, especially for a newbie. IMO. The Instagram thing was to me way too huge of a reaction and in the previews she said she saw Heather slam someone up against a wall, then she said she heard it or something like that. On WWHL she Nicole knows. It all seems a bit she said she said to me. Heather was right about one thing, Shannon definitely wasn’t crying because she felt bad but I really hope this apology tour is over. The only team I’m on at this point is team Archie.

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  12. JR says

    January 6, 2022 at 9:51 am

    The hours Heather and Terry must spend planning out their scenes and totally self-producing content must be astonishing. We are only seeing and hearing from the Dubrows exactly what they want us to. At least that is how it feels.

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    • Mary K says

      January 6, 2022 at 12:44 pm

      +1

      Super scripted and oh so wonderful are those Dubrows.

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  13. Tennessee says

    January 6, 2022 at 9:56 am

    😹You are so right! If Heather were to read this she would commission crystal pill “decanters” made especially for her by Austrian fairies, embellished with the finest of jewels. Those plastic containers (complete with “guady” Walgreens labels) have obviously slipped her devils eye for details. 😹💊

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    • Nanette says

      January 6, 2022 at 10:56 am

      I was thinking that perhaps they KNEW people would comment about that and USE THE COMMENTS as a “teachable moment.” As in a set up for DOCTOR Dubrow to say that NOTHING fancy should replace the authentic Rx labels. Because the labels have DOCTOR STUFF on them. (Which is true, BTW.)

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      • CECELIA S HAILES says

        January 6, 2022 at 12:03 pm

        Here in Georgia, you can be arrested for having medication not in their original containers. I personally thing it would be rather unintelligent to take all your meds out of their original containers to put them in something “pretty.” What if you mixed the containers up and forgot which med is in which. What if you got confused and started taking your pink pill twice a day and your blue pill once a day instead of vice versa. However, I guess you all would also think it tacky if they put labels on their “pretty crystal” bottles or whatever y’all think they should be in. Lastly, what if the “pretty containers” are not the appropriate material that the pills should be stored in to retain maximum their efficacy? Some of you all will B#tCH about anything on a show that has plenty of other B#tCHable material to BiA#ch about.

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        • Terri says

          January 6, 2022 at 1:07 pm

          I’m with you, Cecelia. To be honest with you, I didn’t even notice what kind of containers their pills were in but I would have thought it was strange if they weren’t in their original containers.

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        • tamaratattles says

          January 6, 2022 at 3:49 pm

          NO, NO you cannot be arrested in Georgia for having your pills in a weekly pill minder in your own home. Have none of you taken care of old people, or bought a weekly pill minder for vitamins and supplements? It was clear as hell that Terry was doing the weekly chore of filling up what looked like two weeks of pill minders available at any pharmacy near you so he doesn’t have to unscrewed a dozen bottles a day.

          God Lord. I am going back to bed.

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          • Carol Turlington says

            January 7, 2022 at 5:41 am

            Agree 💯

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        • Tennessee says

          January 6, 2022 at 4:06 pm

          We were JOKING. In no way was it a serious “idea” that she would need/want/should do that. It was a joke toward Heather’s anal nature. It was a joke that she would think that way. Lighten up!

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        • MelG says

          January 7, 2022 at 2:23 pm

          Love this comment Cecilia! 👏👏👏

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      • JR says

        January 6, 2022 at 12:29 pm

        I can so picture the scenario! Nothing the dubrows do or show us is not carefully crafted and thought out in advance.

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        • Wild West says

          January 8, 2022 at 12:19 pm

          I believe they have a bunch of (skin preserving) supplements they sell on a home shopping network. Always the profit margin with these two. Aspirational living & women’s magazine culture isn’t so appealing when you get a good look at it. Especially the dubrows. I truly can’t imagine being married to Terry… or either of them. JMO

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      • Annabelle says

        January 6, 2022 at 1:40 pm

        Lol, teachable moment, too funny and true!!

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  14. IJC says

    January 6, 2022 at 10:57 am

    Once upon a time, I used to look forward to this show, especially this franchise since it was first. Sadly, it’s now become the show I put off to watch last so that it lulls me to sleep. I have yet to stay awake for an entire episode this season. I’ll probably go back & try to finish it later because, bored. It’s not remotely the same show as when it began. Either that, or it’s me and my lack of enthusiasm with locked in pandemic life. Big Sigh…

    It did occur to me that Heather and Terry must go to the same plastic surgeon because they are starting to look alike. They’re giving me Micky and Minnie Mouse vibes, lol. Too bad the surgeons can’t fix their personalities. Also, I get quack vibes from Jen. I don’t know what to think about Noella, but from what I saw she seems thirsty herself. All the women are exhausting as someone else put it, which is probably why it puts me to sleep. Stick a fork in it, Bravo. It’s done.

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    • Nanette says

      January 6, 2022 at 6:25 pm

      OMFG! I missed this earlier because I was typing my comment (below).

      The Mickey & Minnie Mouse! We need an emoji was coffee coming out of the nostrils. OMFG! It just gets funnier every time I think about it!

      Especially Minnie playing Bouncy Bouncy on Mickey’s lap! 🤮🤢🤮

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      • IJC says

        January 6, 2022 at 7:27 pm

        🐭🐭
        Nanette!
        LMFAO!!! I just finished watching the rest of it and now I can’t unsee this. And you are spot on with the bouncy bouncy rat fucking at the track. 🤢 sofa king funny! Lol!

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  15. Nanette says

    January 6, 2022 at 11:02 am

    You Only Live ONCE, but we have seen Heather doing some creepy dance on Terry’s lap TWICE.
    If I see that dance THRICE, I will 🤮🤮🤮🤮!

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    • Terri says

      January 6, 2022 at 1:08 pm

      You’re not alone, Nanette. It was unnerving to watch that.

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    • Sunnie says

      January 7, 2022 at 5:07 pm

      Maybe the were trying to do a Kyle + Mauricio table f***ing.

      I’ll see myself out now, lol

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  16. DawnfromVA says

    January 6, 2022 at 12:59 pm

    Regarding the food at Emily’s party for Shane. I believe that the food was probably Persian food (Shane’s mom is Persian), also the reason they had belly dancers.

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    • sunshine says

      January 12, 2022 at 11:29 am

      Persian food is one thing, but there was a dish of radishes, and a bowl of something they guessed was onions. Those were odd things. They weren’t debating about a platter of rice with lamb.

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  17. Terri says

    January 6, 2022 at 1:18 pm

    I really, really use to like Gina but she’s skating on thin ice with me right now. She’s trying way too hard to get in Heather’s good graces and it just reeks of desperation. I still love Emily and I really like Shane this season. Shannon’s boyfriend seems like a good guy. Dr. Jen & Nicole, I’m hoping, will be one-season-only Housewives. They don’t add any value to the show. Noella is an odd one, but she seems to hold her own if one of the other Housewives confronts her. I’m just so over Heather and her condescending attitude. If she had any class at all, she wouldn’t have invited Gina and her boyfriend to the race track in front of the other people at the table. She would have been the first person to criticize anyone else for doing that.

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  18. Annabelle says

    January 6, 2022 at 3:29 pm

    So is Heather the new LVP, manipulate the storyline in her favor to push out others she deems inferior all while maintaining this I’m completely innocent quality about her. Curous how this Noella thing will play out with Heather. She had shannon right, lol!! Jen seems like a one and done, noella could stick around try to be the next Brandi but who knows….so far its shaping into a lame promo product placement show. ‘Insert daughters book here’, snore…

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  19. iv says

    January 6, 2022 at 3:34 pm

    Gina knows chumming up to Heather is her meal ticket LITERALLY… With Heather, she’s now flying first class with lay-flat seats, hot meals and champagne poured in real glass ware. Careful Gina, once you fly upfront you’ll never want to ride the back of the bus again. I expect Gina to kiss Heather’s ring all season long.

    Noella is beyond messy, just the fact she claimed she wasn’t served because they handed the court papers to her mother who lives with her… says volumes about her character. I laughed out loud when she got played BIG TIME with the flowers stunt. Noella, you play with pigs you gonna get dirty.

    And Shannon is using her kids as a front that she’s hurting for money. All Shannon cares about is money. Remember this is a woman who thought water was free when she got her first water bill when David left her. Shannon needs to stop spending all her money on all those witch doctor’s!

    Less of Jen and more of her shirtless husband.

    Emily saying she won the lottery with Shane? LOL! More like you won the 5 tickets for a $1 church charity raffle.

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    • sunshine says

      January 10, 2022 at 5:31 pm

      Shane is quite wealthy.
      He was also a lawyer in Utah. He relocacted to California because Emily wanted to live in California, not the easiest place for a Mormon to live.
      He also comes with a strong support system. His parents live across the street and his sister lives down the block. They are close and help with the kids.

      Emily has a dysfunctional family.

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  20. FLA Beth says

    January 6, 2022 at 6:30 pm

    I wondered if Jen is a real doctor too, and according to the Medical Board of California– Armstrong, Jennifer Alice, License Type Physician and Surgeon, University of Hawaii School of Medicine, Graduation Year-2012, is Current. However her license is due to expire 1/31/2022 Surprised me too!

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 6, 2022 at 6:39 pm

      She has several lawsuits against her. Ron Richards posted more today. She’s apparently not board certified, and several people have sued her and her employees for totally fucking up their faces and disfiguring them due to not knowing how to administer fillers. ALLGEDLY.

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      • FLA Beth says

        January 6, 2022 at 7:03 pm

        Have to wonder then if she will be able to renew her license. Not sure what criteria keeps the state/board from allowing someone to stay in practice. I wouldn’t doubt that she is careless. If she is as careless as she is annoying, the lawsuits must be a mile long!

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        • tamaratattles says

          January 6, 2022 at 7:25 pm

          The one I read about today …. the patient’s face was all fucked up. They had her do more fillers to fix it (and apparently charged her). They did that wrong too and it made the other fillers melts. It seems like they did multiple attempts to fix her disfigurement and each one made it worse. The other employees also ALLEDGEDLY have fucked up people’s faces too. The lawsuit was kind of horrifying to read and it seems she may still be disfigured.

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          • IJC says

            January 6, 2022 at 9:09 pm

            I’m going on record right now to say Meet the next Felon By Bravo. My precursory dig has revealed some major bullshit. Where there’s smoke…

            And her cv is a fucking joke. Is she a pathologist? There is no such thing as half the bullshit listed .

            In my opinion, And ALLEGEDLY

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    • Jamie says

      January 7, 2022 at 9:27 am

      I actually work as a Credentialing Specialist, verifying doctors credentials. Here in the state of MN, their medical license expires every 3 years.

      LOTS of doctors have pending malpractice lawsuits, and most of them have malpractice insurance for many millions of dollars so they are quick to settle if not wanting to go to court. If convicted, the board of malpractice can take action upon their license.

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  21. Lynne says

    January 6, 2022 at 8:30 pm

    This show is unscripted. Yet the ladies seem to walk into a scene knowing what they are going to say before they say it. That’s not reality.
    Heather is so over rehearsed and full of herself that she’s a joke. And she copies Erika’s line. That’s a promise not a threat. Who does she think she is? I would love for someone to tell Heather no one with real class speaks that way to a woman.
    I stopped watching after that. I wish I could get it up for this show. It used to be good.
    When I learned The Dubrows were back, I knew they would ruin it for me by being themselves.

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    • Ktina says

      January 7, 2022 at 11:39 am

      I stopped watching after that as well. I felt horrible for Shannon.

      Gina is always sucking up to the richest housewife. First it was Shannon and now Heather.

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      • Lynne says

        January 7, 2022 at 9:46 pm

        Sounds like Gina is what some RHONY HW’s have referred to as a “friend jumper”and I’m not surprised.
        Disappointed, but not surprised at all.

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    • sunshine says

      January 10, 2022 at 5:44 pm

      You’re right that Heather was classless when she did that. You missed the latest classless act: Inviting Gina and her boyfriend to sit with Heather and Terry in their box at the racetrack. She invited them at a table of people, audible to all of the others at the table!!!

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  22. Carol Turlington says

    January 7, 2022 at 2:02 am

    Could someone please tell me what Shannon did wrong to Heather Dubrow? Even though I watched last week’s episode multiple times (not on purpose) and trying to watch latest episode, I still don’t get it. Did I miss something? Ok. She spread a rumor. The infamous, ugly Dr Terry botched a boob job and got sued. So what!! It happens all the time to plastic surgeons. Part of the deal. I’m struggling with this bullshit storyline. Btw. I freaking love Noella. She brings it with her lies. Hahaha. She’s a trip. Thanks TT for providing the platform. Give Banjo a howdy-do for me.

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  23. Nick says

    January 7, 2022 at 8:24 am

    Not sure why you are a fan of Noella she is honestly so cringe. She is the definition of a sugar baby which there is nothing wrong with but she acts like she is in love with her husband and is a victim but the only thing she loves is money and not having to work that hard for it. She clearly doesn’t like Jen because she represents the opposite of her and makes her insecure because Jen supports her family with a career and Noella could never. She probably filed for separation because she thinks now she is on the show she has a job and can support herself but something tells me she won’t last. She’s just plain weird in a bad way like does not have any sense of what is appropriate for a situation. Like she is trying way too hard to be seen a certain way and it is really just fake. I feel bad for her because she is projecting all her insecurities on the other women and is completely unaware of it. I’m not sure why I’m the only one who sees through her act. Like she is legit acting when she is all devastated about the divorce and playing the victim on TV so she can get a big settlement even though she’s barely been married a year lmao. Maybe I’ll be proven wrong as the season goes on but I definitely disagree with you I’m with Jen on this one. Noella is just so damn cringe and fake.

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 7, 2022 at 10:00 am

      Well think God, Nick has arrived to explain everything to us on his first post. How have we managed so long without him?

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      • Bmwwife says

        January 7, 2022 at 11:13 am

        I actually totally agree with Nick and it was what I was saying in my post.

        Now granted I do think Jen was being a shit stirer when she questioned whether Noella was even married. I also had my own questions about Jen being an actual MD because I swore unheard her refer to herself as a Physician Assistant. It just must have been a moment when I was paying more attention to my phone then the show though and I misheard her. Upon my sleuthing I determined that not only is she an actual MD her residency was completed in Dermatology. If you are the least bit familiar with med school, residencies/fellowships etc you will know that Dermatology residency’s are incredibly hard to get into. You have to be in the top of your med school class. I know this bc I bitch at my surgeon SIL all the time for not going into Derm. That’s why there are so few Derms and it takes forever to get in with them. So Jen is no dummy. I did not look to see if she was board certified because I didn’t care that much.

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        • tamaratattles says

          January 7, 2022 at 11:35 am

          Perhaps you might care enough to read all the ongoing lawsuits where she allegedly disfigured clients? The comments here about Jen have nothing to do with how hard her residency was, it’s about how the residency didn’t seem to take.

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          • Bmwwife says

            January 7, 2022 at 11:53 am

            Wow, I’m not disputing the lawsuits. As a few other commenters have pointed out doctors get sued all of the time. I’m just stating I had my own doubts about her credibility as a doctor and was shocked to find out that not only is she a REAL doctor she actually was schooled in dermatology. Not just a family practice doc who now wants to make some cash doing cosmetic beauty.

            I was excited to find your blog bc I enjoyed your recaps and to have some chatter with other fans when my local friends are sound asleep while my insomniac behind is up all night bingeing. However, if you aren’t open to opinions that differ from yours I will see myself out. I don’t think anything I have said has been disrespectful or unresearched.

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            • KendraWatchesTooMuchTv says

              January 7, 2022 at 2:38 pm

              Hahahaha it’s not an airport, you don’t need to announce your departure 😉

        • IJC says

          January 7, 2022 at 12:20 pm

          Dermatology, orthopedic & plastic surgery residencies are the most desirable and sought after residencies and there’s only a finite amount of slots available in the nation. (Because these are the ones who make bank. So, they have to be VERY accomplished academically and talented in these specific specialties along with the desire to do it for their life) Hawaii is not a top tier Med school. And surgery residency is completely different from any other residency. This is true for both allopathic and osteopathic programs. Again, finite amount of slots. The match system that places residents (newly graduated Med students) inevitably leaves some Med school graduates without a spot anywhere. These are the the ones who have to wait each year hoping a spot opens but since it’s so competitive, most choose to find a different career path. Females have an even more difficult time getting a slot~ in any specialty. It’s like a cross between rushing for a sorority/fraternity and a life lottery.

          I’m not quite convinced she even completed a residency as her cv online is completely filled with nonexistent bullshit. Sub-internships is a BULLSHIT listing of clinical rotations REQUIRED in Med school. And the “honors” listings are simply a favorable written feedback from an attending physician in medical school over a very small window of time (2 weeks for most, 2 months in primary care) Aesthetic Medicine is not an actual specialty, rather a 7 hour continuing medical education credit webinar that costs $950. (CME credits are required for maintaining a medical license and can be done easily on any topic) She only need graduate from any Med school to take the webinar. And she had an unlicensed dr (who is a FMG & his license was revoked for Medicare fraud) do a facelift in her clinic & he’s also the one who “taught her “ how to do a thread lift and she is being sued for medical battery, along with multiple other suits. She also got sued for nonpayment for renting the equipment in her office. The fact that she didn’t know that heated facials melt fillers speaks volumes. Also, that she just hung a shingle out in LA, rather than be hired by a hospital system fresh out of her supposed residency is a flag. This doesn’t even address suits by her ex bf and Amex. I’m thinking she might have been a lab director in pathology as an unpaid intern. If she can do Mohs surgery that’s the big bucks and she’s not advertising it so it’s suspect to me. That’s just from a few simple searches on google.

          As stated in a comment above, her CA license expires at the end of this month. She also has one in the state of TX which expires in 2023.
          Having said that, all of what I’ve typed so far is umm, ALLEGED. Surely the feds are already onto this? I’m now obsessed and going to deep dive which is going to take awhile. But I have a feeling Bravo knew all this so they could have another lawsuit storyline.

          I’ll never understand how/why these fucktards go on a reality tv show with this many skeletons in their closets. Sociopaths? Idk.

          *This entire comment is my own personal opinion and the facts stated are ALLEGED.

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          • tamaratattles says

            January 7, 2022 at 12:37 pm

            It seems to me that some of the charges against Jen are CRIMINAL and beyond the scope of medical malpractice (which I suppose could also be criminal, I dunno). But, there is a lot of THERE, THERE.

            Let’s just say she is in the running to be our next #FelonByBravo It’s like Bravo wants one on every franchise lately. You can’t tell me they don’t do backgrounds on these people.

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            • IJC says

              January 7, 2022 at 1:06 pm

              I am in total agreement. About criminal charges and about Bravo. I even said yesterday somewhere above “meet your next felon by bravo” Lol!

          • Nanette says

            January 8, 2022 at 10:20 pm

            Maybe she studied under that charlatan Dr. Deb! Bwahahahaha!

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            • MelG says

              January 9, 2022 at 2:27 am

              I forgot about looney Dr. Deb. 😂🤣

  24. Bmwwife says

    January 7, 2022 at 12:39 pm

    Yeah I know all that about med schools and residency’s. I’ve been with my husband since his sister was in med school. So I was with my SIL through clinical rotations, residency interviews, matching, fellowship interviews and fellowship. I also live in Maryland in close proximity to a lot of the top tiered east coast med schools and medical systems. I was just wasn’t trying to go in to deep specifics into. I was just pointing out not just anyone gets into a derm residency. I honestly didn’t look at her CV bc usually when I’m looking at this stuff it’s 2am and I’m trying to convince myself to go to bed before my kids get up at 7.

    So, from your view point given that she allegedly went to med school in Hawaii and derm residencies are so competitive are you suggesting that her residency as a whole may be fabricated? Hmm haven’t given that a thought. Now I’m I’m thinking maybe I need to go back and rewatch that episode in which I swear I heard her refer to herself as a physician assistant. That would explain so much then. I can’t remember if it was the first episode or the second. I just remember it was one episode I swore I heard her refer to herself as a PA and I thought to myself “silly housewives calling her Dr. Jen she is a Pa”. I am not discounting PA’s in anyway. As a heath care professional myself it just makes me chuckle because scrubs= nurse and white jacket = doctor to so many lay people. Then the next episode I heard her referring to med school and I was like whoa hold up PA’s don’t refer to their school as med school. So that’s when I looked into her education.

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    • IJC says

      January 7, 2022 at 1:15 pm

      I’m assuming that she did graduate from a med school in Hawaii since she listed it with all the other BULLSHIT on her CV. I’m just not sure if she ever even matched for a residency anywhere. Cv I’m referring to is the one listed online. She also has one of those paid for thingys that lists her as a pathologist. It’s apparent that she’s basically full of shit IN MY OPINION. I can’t post a link to cv because it’s against commenting rules but it’s super easy to find. As is all the lawsuit shit.

      And don’t even get me started on mid level providers , lol.

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      • Bmwwife says

        January 7, 2022 at 2:13 pm

        I think I found the CV you are referring to. I just found another one that doesn’t mention the alleged derm residency but for did mention a pathology residency. Then under associations she is listed as belong to American academy of internal medicine. I don’t personally know any pathologist to know if that a normal thing or not. I mean it’s not uncommon to belong to multiplied professional associations (I belong to adult pulmonary critical care to neonatal critical associations) but if you are going to list an association I’d think it would be on to do with your current med-spa business.

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        • IJC says

          January 7, 2022 at 2:27 pm

          It’s an either or situation. Either one does a residency in dermatology, OR pathology, OR internal medicine. None of which are surgical residencies. I’m guessing it’s None Of The Above. All anyone has to do is pay dues to be a member of any professional organizations for the most part. The girl is whack. I only saw one cv online so more digging for me.

          I was totally over this show until I started googling Dr. Jen. I also love Court TV. Lol!

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  25. tamaratattles says

    January 7, 2022 at 12:59 pm

    So many Jen stories flying into my inbox today.

    Tons of lawsuits here and not even the ones I was referring too.

    https://www.womenshealthmag.com/life/a38684794/real-housewives-of-orange-county-jen-armstrong-lawsuit/

    Also there is a blind item going around that Jen’s husband has “tried to leave her” twice. I don’t know why it is so hard to leave her… I guess she took the shirt off his back?

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    • IJC says

      January 7, 2022 at 1:25 pm

      I saw that one too. Ex bf sued her for scamming him into paying for her medical school and IVF where she got pregnant with twins from another dude- I guess the current shirtless husband who eats broccoli weird. And hearing for Amex suit is in September 2022.
      I’m telling you I’m obsessed with getting dirt on this bitch lol.
      I was going to send you all of this yesterday but you can’t ever read the links I send you from safari.

      AGAIN ALLEGEDLY

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  26. Bmwwife says

    January 7, 2022 at 2:46 pm

    I mean a 2nd medical residency can be done but it is not the norm and can be quite tricky. So you’d have to be crème de la crème and it would be very worthy bragging about.

    I love a good deep dive!

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  27. Lynne says

    January 7, 2022 at 10:33 pm

    IMHO, a PA should not be allowed to do injectables. See a real MD and not a nurse or don’t get them. It’s your face for crying out loud. I found my dermatologist through a friend, and I’ll never go back to a large practice that allows their PAs to do injectables and give medical advice. It’s so wrong.
    It’s the equivalent of going to a dentist and being charged a fortune for dental work that was done by his assistant. That happened to me. I was charged $300.00 because an old crown fell out. (movie theater concessions fault, not mine)
    I was livid. Not only was I overcharged, but the dentist didn’t even check the work or use articulating paper to see that the crown was “seated” properly and comfortably.
    Sorry for the rant, I’ve had an emotional day. It involves a runaway black lab pup. But I digest…
    Anyway, I’m never going back there again, except maybe to pick up my dental records. Lol

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 7, 2022 at 10:49 pm

      Is the pup back home yet? Banjo ran away every time I let him hang out in the back yard when I first got him. I had the backyard fenced in just for him, but as a puppy he could clear that fence with room to spare. This left me wandering the hood in the dark looking for him on more than one occasion. Thankfully, he eventually learned this is where he was getting fed. But for a while there I was like, this is not going to work for me. One night I could not find him. So I gave up and went to bed. The next morning he was laying on the front stoop waiting for me to let him in. So there was no more chasing him through neighbors yards in the dark at 1am (it’s a miracle one or both of us did not get shot.)

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      • Lynne says

        January 8, 2022 at 9:48 am

        Trusty Ole Banjo. That’s a good story. No, I am really having a hard time about it and could probably use some therapy.
        The black pup was running on Peachtree Rd in Brookhaven heading towards Buckhead.
        It was difficult to see, but a truck in the right turned its hazards on and was right behind it. The driver (without hazards on) in the next lane kept up with the truck for fear of hitting the dog.
        This is where it gets upsetting: A driver on the right pulls over and opens the car door, and lunges towards the dog, who immediately moves into oncoming traffic. I saw it and yelled No!!!’ Thankfully, Slow Atlanta traffic paid off for a change and no one hit the pup.

        But then again, another genius pulls over and tries the same damn thing!!!
        I was so upset. I called the police. It was the only sane thing I knew to do. I just have to hope and pray it’s okay. Thank you for asking Tamara.

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        • Lynne says

          January 8, 2022 at 10:54 am

          Chamblee, not Buckhead. I hate not getting enough sleep.Not that it matters. Never mind.

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        • tamaratattles says

          January 8, 2022 at 1:31 pm

          OMG THAT SOUNDS TERRIFYING. It’s like you are bracing for the worst and there is nothing you can do! I hope the dog made it and found his way back home. They are kind of amazing at finding their way home eventually.

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          • Lynne says

            January 8, 2022 at 3:22 pm

            That’s exactly right. It was terrifying. When I called the police and gave the info, before I hung up I asked if they were going to do something or is she just trying to make me feel better? She said a unit would be dispatched.

            I felt bad for the dog, I felt bad for the people taking risks to avoid hitting it, I felt bad for the owner of the dog because this can happen to anyone.
            And then somehow, I manage to turn all of this so called empathy into FEELING BAD FOR MEEEEEE!
            I definitely need therapy.

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            • tamaratattles says

              January 8, 2022 at 4:55 pm

              No you don’t! I feel bad for YOU too. That would have freaked me out. Then again, I need therapy, so um perhaps we can get a group discount. 🙂

  28. LA_in_KY says

    January 8, 2022 at 2:37 am

    What exactly is Heather’s daughters book about? I am just gonna put this out there. Grown adults don’t give a shit what a super rich young person in Orange County, CA has to say. I read constantly and if my local library doesn’t have it, then it ain’t no count. I just don’t see alot of poor or middle class bisexual individuals relating to her.

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 8, 2022 at 1:17 pm

      But, but. but…. It’s about her JOURNEY! How could you no care about the little twat’s JOURNEY????

      Reply
    • sunshine says

      January 10, 2022 at 6:04 pm

      That’s exactly right! When Shannon’s oldest daughter had a home visit by a college admissions expert, Shannon was bragging “She’s writing a book about being from a broken home.” The expert said “Anyone can be writing a book. Don’t even list it on her resume until it’s published.”

      But it goes beyond just getting published. The book should generate great reviews before you bother listing it as an accomplishment. A child of a housewife has an easier time getting a book published (Or even self-published).

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  29. Sari says

    January 8, 2022 at 9:44 am

    All of you dragging Max Dubrow for writing a book- I can assume you feel similarly about Sophie Beador’s book?

    We can be more supportive of young authors. Trust me- you’re not the target demographic. It doesn’t matter if you don’t “get it.”

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    • LA_in_KY says

      January 8, 2022 at 12:17 pm

      You are so right. I definitely don’t “get it”.

      Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      January 8, 2022 at 1:26 pm

      Darling, they are not young writers. They are spoiled children whose parents bought them ghostwriters and publicity. If you want to support young authors, try Amanda Gorman, Emily Ruskovich…. the list goes on. THEY are AUTHORS.

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  30. PortiaP says

    January 8, 2022 at 11:27 pm

    These comments are more entertaining than the show.

    Heather is the most irritating person in the cast. Her lack of self awareness is exhausting. I wonder how many of her friends only associate with her because of who she is, rather than connecting on a deeper level because she’s a substantive person. Heather was not going to be happy until she stomped down Shannon and destroyed her. It’s all about control, and she amounts to nothing more than a mean girl.

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    • MelG says

      January 9, 2022 at 2:58 am

      You’re right. I was not exactly excited for Heather to come back, but was thinking ok we get to see the over the top mansion, and maybe the show would move away from the mean girl shit, the drunken screaming. This show just became a dumpster fire over the years with trying to get Gretchen naked-wasted, with the cancer scam, with Kelly’s crudeness and idiocy, with Braunwyn’s over-the-top thirst to be relevant, the list goes on and on. I thought maybe things could finally be about opulent homes, fashion and travel vs another show on the felony channel, but hell no Bravo is driving the housewives shows right off the cliff. Here they have Dr. Jen who is in the running to be as crooked as Erika Jayne & Jen Shah and mean girl Heather. There is nothing whatsoever classy about Heather Dubrow. She acts ridiculous… tossing everyone out of a dinner party without dinner, her constant demand for Shannon to bow down to her. Bringing that bitch back was a huge mistake. There’s nothing entertaining about her. I’ve tried watching but it’s so ridiculous that I lose interest, start piddling around the house and either leave it as background noise or change the channel and just read TT’s recap. Bravo needs to just revamp their signage, ads, etc for BravoCon to BravoCons.

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 9, 2022 at 12:00 pm

      Heather has friends?

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      • PortiaP says

        January 9, 2022 at 10:18 pm

        Lol, you’re right. She has hangers-on. Her best scene was showing off that house. I want to see more of it! The house is infinitely more entertaining than her!

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