On tonight’s RHOC Recap, we will see Gina using her shared New York background to sidle up to Heather Dubrow. In doing so she will throw Noella under the bus next. Dr. Jen isn’t exactly a Noella fan either. Only Gina who is apparently, the peacemaker this season, if there is one, is trying to set the record straight. The new girl already is starting her first season with a divorce. Do any of these bitches have any mercy? In other news, I’ve read some serious things about Dr. Jen online mostly about her injectiable business having almost as bad online reviews as Terri Dubrow.
We begin with more condescending crap from Heather Dubrow. She’s a really bad human. Shannon apologizes to Heather. AGAIN. Shannon cries. Heather mocks her tears in her talking head. Then, Heather makes her pinky swear like they are ten years old and not pushing 60. Then she forces her to apologize to Terri as well while she oversees the apology. Shannon says Terri Dubrow has an impeccable reputation. That’s not true at all. Shannon’s boyfriend, John is furious that Shannon is so upset. He seems like a nice guy.
Find Some Other Way To Be Relevant
Jen thinks Noella is “very rude and snotty to her.” I see it in the exact opposite way. Then, Jen confronts Noella about “the tension between her.” Noella points out that she has only met Jen twice in her life. Jen put up a selfie about her spa business or whatever it is. I’m not even sure she is a medical doctor. Anyway she tagged Noella in the selfie. Noella is under contract with a competitor so she had to contact the social media site to have it taken down. Jen was not even in the photo. Clearly, Noella hates Jen. I’m Team Noella for this catfight.
Then, Jen wanders around talking about Noella to everyone. Heather makes it all about her. Finally, everyone sits down to eat. Shannon and John have no idea what the food is. Frankly, neither do I. Noella is Team Shannon. Someone has to be. Heather invites Gina her man to the horse races. Finally, Emily makes a toast to Shane for passing the bar. Emily says she won the lottery when she married him. Then, Shane gets his belly dancers. They were actually quite good and everyone enjoyed them.
Shannon takes her girls, her dad age 92, and the oldest girl’s boyfriend out to a fancy dinner. Shannon’s dad fancies himself a ladies man. And he has lots of old man stories to tell. He wants to spend more time with Shannon. Shannon said she barely saw her dad as a child. This was a sweet little scene.
Noella and Shannon Need Healing
Shannon and Noella go to a hippy dippy physical therapist. Because, California. She draws out all of Shannon’s sadness. Or at least some of it. Shannon is STILL traumatized from her divorce in my opinion. Across town, Jen is just traumatized in general so she has one of her employees bring over a suitcase full of cheese. Emily joins them in eating their feelings. Oh, Gina is there as well. Emily seems to be there as Heather’s spy to stir the pot about Noella. Jen tries to say Noella really isn’t married. Emily realizes what Jen is doing. Jen is a cunt.
Shannon is planning a trip to Nashville to visit her mother. She finally understands what her mother went through with her divorce. I’m not sure if this is a cast trip, or just Shannon and her girls going.
Finally, We Are Off To The Races
Gina is acting like she’s never been anywhere in her whole life. Calm down girl, it’s a horse track. Just because everyone is dressed to the nines for some reason, doesn’t change that. What is wrong with Gina’s voice? Has it always been like that? Terry and Travis go place a bet. Gina immediately starts repeating everything everyone else has told her to Heather. She totally throws Noella under the bus. Heather bounces up and down on Terri’s lap during the race. It was, awkward. Terry’s horse won the race.
Emily goes to check on Noella. Noella is talking in a whisper. She says it is because when she is stressed she loses her voice. Emily thinks there might be recording device in the house. Noella shares that James sent flowers and a second notice of divorce because she didn’t physically receive the first one. Emily tells Noella that Jen said she wasn’t really married. Emily is now suspicious of Jen and nice to Emily. Noella thinks Gina is her friend too. She is not.
Fuck, Noella is on WWHL so I am going to flip through this really fast and then get back to Amazing Race! Oh Carson Kressley is the second guess. Noella says that James is lying about everything. He still has not seen his son in six months. She still has no credit cards. Also, she says James cheated on her. She just wants him to sign off on the divorce. Noella implies that she saw something very early in filming that will come out later in the season that will explain why she hates Noella. Why are we not mentioning why we haven’t seen Nicole? I don’t think Andy was pleased with how Noella played the game of ranking threats from one to ten. Carson wasn’t much better at it. Noella was wearing a dress that Bones made her on tomorrow night’s Project Runway. It really suits her.