I’m just getting this up so I can go back to bed and cry about Betty White dying while Hallmark is airing all of her shows, It’s up to the Golden Girls now. So this will just be my random thoughts rather than a RHOSLC recap. More like if we watched it together.
I’m bored and we are going to get to trashing Mary and her racism is soon. But, I am not in the mood for this ridiculousness. Not today, Satan. sometimes I love this show. Sometimes I love to hate this show. Sorry. Fast forwarded Lisa and her Professional photog shit. Ditto Whitney who I love, but her voice is annoying. Oh look, someone actually has a mother. Jen Shah is doing the most to look saintly. ROFLMAO. No girl. You are going to prison. I feel like Bravo gave her the bags and the stuff for the homeless bags. Also, don’t cancel me, but her mother is white? And she is proclaiming to be Samoan or whatever. I need to see her Daddy. I’m sorry if that makes me an awful person, but she is the one who dragged her mama on the show for sympathy.
Lisa Is The Most Boring Housewife EVER
I’m not going to lie I am fast forwarding through most of this. I’m having an IDGAF night. Mary apparently can’t deal with her own coat. Lisa is pissed that Mary is even there. BECAUSE, criminal. Whitney SLAYS whatever event this is. I also, I feel like the real housewives have ruined Louis Vuitton. I would NEVER wear red bottoms at this point. Sorry to those of you who do, and you know leave the house for shit, but no. Now they just seem tacky and showing off to me. If you want to wear incredibly overpriced shoes to impress…. um… I’m sure there may be someone. It’s the rich people you want to impress and they will know.
Finally, Mary gets called out on her continued racism. Mary doubles down on “loving slanted eyes.” The she claims, AS A BLACK WOMAN to not know that slanted eyes is a racist thing. Some Meredith is getting the bad edit on this. LEAVE. MEREDITH. ALONE! I’m bored. Whitney wants to keep the racial conversation going. We go back to the “Mexican Thug” stuff. Okay, I am not sure what Meredith is wearing but JESUS GOD. WHAT IS THAT? And why is she trying to run after Mary and console her? Meredith is my person on this show and now I need a new one. I feel like I am tripping on acid watching this nonsense half drunk in the middle of the night. Anyway, Mary continues to deny her Mexican Thug stuff. Now go buy yourself some Wild Rose products. I’d send you the links, but there doesn’t appear to be any. I thought I was going to bed, but, the storms are back. FUCK.