I’ve haven’t had many. I was friendly with Kenya for a bit, until I exclusively reported on her marriage to Marc in St. Lucia. So was REALLY pissed about that, because she had not told Bravo or me or anyone really other than Brandon and her Aunt about it. Not sure why it was such a secret. She was very sweet until she wasn’t and we had a bit a girl talk on the phone here and there. Now, I am persona non gratia.
The only time I was at an even with housewives was when a friend invited me to some movie premiere sort of thing. There were signs up about filming but I really didn’t see many cameras. Kenya Moore and Kandi Burruss were both there doing an appearance. It was a long time ago. They introduced the movie or something. Afterward, there was a meet and greet but I was not interested in waiting in line, and like to keep a low profile. My main take away was THEY ARE BOTH TINY. I was shocked at how small they were. I know they say TV ads twenty pounds. But, I never quite believe it. Kandi being shorter looks A LOT larger than she is. She’s tiny!
Oh and of course there is Sheree Whitfield, who dragged me to court in TWO counties since she didn’t get the outcome she wanted the first time. I’m not sure that is even legal. But. let me just tell you, it was HYSTERICAL! In the second county, ATLIEN and FUNKY DINEVA were there as “co-defendants” of sorts. LOL. Sheree is really, really, really, really dumb. My attorney dragged her. She claimed she was “the contractor” on Chateau Sheree. My attorney asked if she had a certificate of occupancy and she had no clue what that was. She said her grown kids were afraid to play in the dirt after school because I was stalking them. Um, it’s a construction site. The walls were not even up yet? Why would two tweens be playing in the dirt on a construction site after school? It was CRAZY PANTS.
This will DEFINATELY keep you reading for a while if you need some really interesting posts. You should scroll all the way back to 2012 and have a nice drink and lots of snacks for this!