Captain Lee may make heads roll on tonight’s Below Deck recap. Meanwhile, I fell back to sleep around noon and slept until 8:30 so I am behind and Banjo is mad at me. He eventually woke me up to feed him, but I was still a bit late. I also got up several times during that um, nap to let him out and the last time he didn’t even want to come back in. I now sleep more than he does, and all he does is sleep. Let’s see if I am awake enough to try a recap.
Jessica is miserable. Utterly miserable. She wants to talk to Heather. Jessica quit. She says her body is unable to continue. This leaves the stews “one man down.” Of course Heather is a bitch about it. Fraser took out her bag for her. Captain Lee is not a happy camper. Speaking of Captain Lee, he recently had some spinal surgery and is at home recovering now. As always, he is in good spirits.
When It Rains It Pours
If things weren’t dire enough, it’s starting to rain. Oh yeah, and one of the primaries has her jaw wired shut with has Rachel scrambling. Also, there are eight guests, and one has a broom with her named Sally. That is not a typo. This is going to be bad. They already for the straw for the one with the jaw wired shut. The deck is not ready. And Captain Lee is already pissed. Rachel with the broom as her BFF is clinically insane. Rayna is stuck helping out interior. For some reason Heather who was right there, called Rayna up to move a chair she could have easily done it herself.
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Rachel is cussing a lot over all the pureed food she has to put out. But the chick with the jaw wired is finally content. Who is not content is Eddie. Somehow a jetski has floated away. Rayna is going to get nicked for this. Captain Lee didn’t even know it happened so that is good. Next, the deckhands need to set up a beach party. These guests have a lot of bizarre requests. The broom named Sally is super strange. Then the jetski gets loose AGAIN. This time Captain Lee DID notice. And he is not a happy camper. Eddie blames the Wiccan, the one with Sally the broom. I am not making this up.
Boat Daddy Gives An Ass Whooping To Boat Son
Captain Lee is really pissed at Eddie. I don’t know why they are calling him first officer this season. He’s treated like a bosun. Eddie and Rayna both agree that somehow the clips are malfunctioning. But Captain Lee says it is human error. Heads will roll for this once these needy guests are off the boat. Fraser is exhausted. The stews are struggling to get a pink party done. Heather is actually working this charter, so that is a help. Rayna calls Heather out for putting her fingers in the crew food. Heather stomps off. Eddie tells Rayna that Heather is at the end of her rope and she shouldn’t have poke the bear. I mean, everyone is stressed by this charter. Since when is Heather nice to anyone?
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It’s time for the pink party. Rayna loves helping Rachel out in the kitchen. Eddie is not first officer on this season. He’s now stuck doing beds and heads. Meanwhile the jaw wired lady has a meltdown and cries because she can’t eat. Captain Lee searches for a new stew. And we get a preview for the rest of the season. It looks… volatile. And with that I need to let Banjo back in the house for the millionth time. Thanks for reading.
Wow – you got this up so fast!
Even though they don’t have enough people, they need someone specifically assigned to pureeing food while Rachel cooks. Should be Rayna since she just said she likes being in the kitchen. Maybe she’d be happier. They also need an array of OJ and broth ready to keep the lady fed. The poor thing must have to run to the bathroom constantly with all the liquid she is ingesting. She should come here — My son is home from college and I just had to stock the fridge with about 5x the amount of stuff we usually drink, plus a ton of yogurt.
Being a stew down would be very hard. Rayana seems to find problems everywhere she looks. Time for a work ethic and attitude check. Eddie is still adorable. Captain seems extra cranky. The woman with her mouth wired shut should have brought a case of boost to tie her over. Think Eddie redeemed himself with the faulty cleat
I absolutely agree with just about everything you said. Eddie is absolutely adorable and I think Captain Lee is being overly critical of his performance. It really seems that Rayna is the source of a majority of the issues. She literally just stood there as the jet ski floated off right in front of her and when Eddie brought it to her attention… crickets. I would love to see her get her comeuppance. There’s a bad attitude and then there”s Rayna, rolling her eyes and bad mouthing everyone. There’s no excuse for Heather using the N word, but wasn’t she repeating Rayna? Again, no excuse, but it hits a little differently if she said it on her own. But what do I know?
Call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure Rayna used the N word first. How is that OK? In these sensitive times, it’s not OK for ANYONE to use that word. This season is such a disappointment.
I agree, as a Black American I’m peeved that she felt free to use that word (even if it was the dictionary definition). But then she only seemed to get tweaked by Heather using it to repeat what SHE herself said. WTH! Just eliminate that horrible word…period.
No. It doesn’t matter if she was repeating it because it isn’t for any nonBlack person to repeat at all.
Sowry, the N word isn’t just reserved for African Americans. It’s in the dictionary. Look it up. Not a puzzle.
You simply can’t have this rule at work, though. It’s an HR disaster. Friends can decide things between themselves, but at work no slurs should be said, no matter if the person saying them belongs to that minority, etc.
I thought the same thing when Heather had to have Rayna move a chair that she was standing right next to. Captain Lee seems especially tough on the crew this season. I think his back may have been giving him problems because he looks like he’s in pain.
It’s neither Eddie nor Heather fault that they were stuck with lame-ass Rayna and Jessica. Can’t production find some people who are competent and funny? At this point, especially on this show, people would probably rather laugh than watch MORONS running around.
Thank God our chef is so good this charter. I love her!
We are totally watching different shows.
Are you saying you think Rayna and Jessica are/were GOOD?
Rachel is rocking it this season.
I LOVE Eddie, not fond of Heather, but they were not responsible for choosing the “problem children.”
Jessica can go back to driving around eating burritos and lying on the couch in her robe. Goals.
Rayna TWICE when the jet ski got loose “Oh wow . . ”. The deck crew can’t stand her snarly rotten attitude—like when she said she hopes the new stew is a lesbian so none of the guys can have her. I agree that Heather doesn’t seem to do a whole lot compared to Kate. That being said, you’re hired on the boat to do your main job plus whatever job duties they may tell you at the moment. So no loud sighing and eye rolling when you’re asked to do something.
Shit! I fell asleep during this! I have to get up around 7 am, and I’m old and need my 9 hours a night! I literally thought Eddie met a girl named Sally when I saw the title! Poor Captain Lee! He does seem extra grumpy, but now we know it is pain. The WORST. I lived with pain from an unexplained shoulder (injury – overuse?) for 3 years and finally got the surgery for it, It was a torn meniscus, torn rotor cuff, too many bone spurs to count. Everyone thought I was crazy and had to be put under for other surgery so my Orthopedic surgeon decided to stick an arthroscope in while I was under. Vindicated! I really feel for him, he has been through it.
I read his book hoping it was going to be about what he went through with his son because I have dealt with addiction on both ends, me and my son. He went back out after being clean for 5 years, I worry about him constantly. Prayers gratefully accepted. His girlfriend just had a baby that was born addicted to heroin. She is fine now, and with her brother, but hug your kids a little tighter for me. Terri, I wish my son was home from college and I was stocking the frig with his favorite foods. Thank God for my 2 daughters, I don’t know what I would do without them. Sorry for oversharing, but I feel safe here. Hope Banjo gets to feeling better, the in and out would drive me crazy also. Thanks for the recap, I will watch when I get home-
Eddie is adorable Rayna is a nightmare her attitude is unbelievable I hope when she sees herself played back it sinks in.
Heather should not have said the N-word the previous week. But Rayna being petty every week is not the right strategy to take. It seems like they are going to talk at some point.
The supposed throuple in the mid-season trailer seems staged and exhausting but let’s see what that gives.
I predict things don’t end well for Heather. When these people are on WWHL, at the least the ones I’ve seen they don’t have many nice things to say about Heather.
I would like to remind everyone that Rayna was a victim of a hate crime. She was assaulted in an elevator by a group of white men. Does anyone else remember her talking about? She said the last thing she remembered was being kicked in the head.
I didn’t like Rayna at all for the first episodes. But after hearing about her experiences with racism, I feel differently. She has experienced some awful things, and I understand her reactions more.
No! I did not remember/watch that episode! How awful! She is mad about something, this explains a Lot-
I thought she was mad at Heather and repeating the N…repeat because the guy she was making out with made a play for Heather and she was jealous.
I say this as a white woman from Kentucky. You don’t ever say that word. It doesn’t matter who else says it, it is a racial slur. I don’t understand why younger white people ever feel comfortable saying that. No one ever told me that, it is just common sense that you are a piece of shit if you brush that language off.
100% agree with your wisdom.
No one gets to say that word at work. Or with co-workers. It sets a really appalling precedent.
Yet another comment on Heather using the N-word, which WILL come up at the reunion. Will Bravo remain consistent with letting people go because of doing that?
As a white woman, I feel unqualified to comment on Blacks who use the word, usually ending with -ah, BUT NO WHITE PERSON should say that word. EVER.
Because:
1. Hearing it hurts a lot of people.
2. Using it makes you look like an ignorant, racist fool.
3. You could get yourself killed.
4. No drunken white girl ever looks hot trying to rap.
If a white person hangs out with Blacks who use the word and they think they are cool using it because they have “permission,” it might become a habit and it could slip out, as it did with Heather. And then … #3.
It’s unsafe to travel when your jaw with your jaw wired shut! If she vomits? Who is carrying the wire cutters? I get she wants to enjoy herself but just wait the 6 weeks ffs! Then to be all pouty about it she’s making everyone around her miserable. Ugh!