Tonight’s RHOSLC recap seems promising. Or at least the show does. Jen Shah is back and Jennie finally has a storyline. She’s the bone carrier. I’ve slept off and on all day. For some reason the TV changed over to Bravo rather than the usual Hallmark movies I sleep to this time of year. They were airing season eight of RHOA. And Sheree was the bone carrier that season, running around telling everyone what another was saying about each other. It seems like, at least for tonight, Jennie has been assigned that role. Let’s watch. Why does it look like this is going to tape for two hours?
Jen Goes On A Redemption Tour
First of all why isn’t Brooks back in school? He took a semester off to film the show, and now he is back on season two? Did he drop out to film this show? Are they paying him? I should ask my source about that. Jennie stops by Meredith’s where Brooks is showing of his stick figure drawings. I’ve been a huge defender of Brooks on this site, but even I am kind of over him. Then again I am kind of over every damn thing at the moment so maybe it is just me. Jennie comes to visit Meredith. It seems Meredith is having the ladies over for a girls’ night. Jennie tries to push the whole sister wife nonsense storyline that has been debunked by her family.
They talk about Jennie’s upcoming Pho luncheon. And non of them seem to know how to properly pronounce the word. Jennie doesn’t correct them. Apparently, it was just Jennie, Meredith and Lisa having some cocktails. #FillerEpisode Then, we go to Jen calling Heather. Jen is having to drive her own Porshe, y’all! She has no assistants! And Stu Chainz is isn’t allowed to talk to her. Jen is off to meet with Lisa. Lisa has not talked to Jen for four days and she has no idea why LOL. Lisa takes the whole innocent until proven guilty approach. If I took a drink every time Lisa pets her fake hair I would not be able to complete this recap. Jen cries and thinks Lisa is a fair weather friend. She is not a friend at all really, Jen. Sorry.
Heather’s brother tells her that he is leaving Mormonism and feels like it was a cult. This is a subject that I do not want to really explore here. But, it was a very sad scene. Her brother feels like a bad parent.
I’m an agnostic, which is another word for someone who is fucked up and isn’t sure what to believe. I love this Counting Crows song. Sorry, I stopped to listen to it mid recap. I loved listening to the call to prayer throughout the day living in Libya. I love all the churches and mosques in the world. So I kind of believe in everything? So I do love seeing men pray to Allah in the middle of Utah. That said, Jen claiming to be a Muslim is awful. Sharrieff wants to move and conserve money because of Jen’s huge attorney bills. Jen doesn’t want to downsize. LOL. Jen is ridiculous. Coach Shah is such a sweet man.
Side note! Ramadan story: It was Ramadan in Libya and our car was stolen the police recovered our old Fiat. It was REALLY HOT, and the cop brought my dad a Co-Cola. He could not have one. These are the moments that stick out from my time there. Anyway, it’s time for THE BIG EVENT! Maybe? Nope. Whitney and Lisa do some sort of swimming thing. In the end, it is Lisa versus Whitney And I am Team Whitney. Whitney says that she talked with Cameron on the phone. She says that Mary and Robert Sr. are all over the Internet as being cult leaders. Lisa finally gets it.
Finally We Are At The Big Luncheon With Jennie
I feel like the whole episode should have been this. Jennie’s Pho luncheon. Mary arrives and says she likes Jennie’s slanted eyes. It’s all downhill from now. Heather bonds with Mary? At first there is peace in the land. Whitney points out that everyone is being fake. Mary calls her out on that. It appears we have another half hour? Extended Episode? Could not have most of the first hour been killed? Whitney points out that everyone came for Jen. Jen denies all culpability. Mary keeps pressing her. That is funny. She is next.
Then Mary, the hypocrite claims she never said anything bad about her. Everyone talked shit about Jen. Mary admits in confessional that she thinks she is guilty. HA! SHE IS NEXT! Then, Jennie calls out everyone especially Mary for saying that Jen is guilty. Jennie tells Mary she can leave. Who gives a fuck? Jen continues to play the victim. Suddenly, Lisa makes it all about her and Whitney. Mary goes after Jen and says “I pray to God that you are guilty, I mean innocent.” Is this ever going to end? Everyone returns to the table and Jen begs for friends.
And just like Meredith, I am out.