It’s annoying to me that Paul Kemsley decided to go by “PK” a name he had never used before, allegedly, when he and Dorit infiltrated RHOBH while living in Boy George’s rental. At the time it was said the name change was an attempt to cover up all of his outstanding legal and financial issues in jolly old England or wherever.
Anyway, his latest legal trouble is that he got a DUI.
Where Was Paul Kemsley Before His Arrest?
Kemsley, who was driving alone, was arrested and the officers say he was cooperative during the stop. We’re told he agreed to submit to a breathalyzer test once they got him back to the station. It appears he was booked and release.
Kemsley’s attorney says that he was out to dinner and “had a glass of wine” and regrets making the decision to drive. Say what? I have so many questions. He was alone in the car when arrested. Who was he at dinner with? Just a few weeks after his house was (ahem) robbed with his wife and children in the house, he’s going out to boozey dinners alone? What time was he arrested after said “dinner.” This couple is very problematic and I cannot for the life of me understand why Maurico is so keen on going into busy with him in London. Doesn’t he know his track record?
Let me guess: We’ll soon get news that Dorit will end up scoring a diamond for RHOBH Season 12 after all? If there’s anything these shady producers love, it’s a #TrueCrimeByBravo storyline they can exploit all season!
A. You don’t get that drunk on one glass of wine with dinner. How much weed had he smoked before, during & after dinner?
2. Why the hell would he leave his wife & kids alone at home if the robbery was that terrifying for her.
3. Isn’t that a fairly dangerous stretch of highway? Who in their right mind would get behind the wheel of a car, drunk, when ride shares are so available?
Good question about why Mauricio would be so anxious to do business with this guy.
Because being in business with PK means a tv show. The Umankys like being on TV.
Weed don’t come up on a breathalyzer tho. But he definitely had more than 1 glass of wine to register that high on the breathalyzer.
Bwahahahaha! He was probably stoned! It’s all under the influence, so illegal.
Everyone knows that if you DO have ONLY ONE GLASS of anything, you want a UA or a blood test.
Breathalyzers are inaccurate. If you have A LOT to drink, that’s what you take.
Or admit you are drunk and hope they take you in and don’t test you— then there’s no proof. But cops are wise to that one, most often.
In the Bay Area, they hold you overnight.
You mentioned he was arrested in the early hours of Nov. 23, which makes it even
crazier, because the early hours, that could be when some people are waking up
since it is the early hours, who is out drinking at the time. All these people are nuts. I wonder if
he called Dorit maybe waking her up and saying ” good morning Honey, sorry to wake you but
I’m at the police station, they say I was weaving while driving so could you maybe come and get
me?” lol What a tool.
You forgot the part about his car rolling over 5 times. In the snow. And he was wearing an eye patch because he had his cataracts removed.
Ha ha! I hope Phoenix and Jagger didn’t try to rescue him from the scene!
I heard Jagger crawled all the way to the jail to drive the car home and then hit an icy patch on the road and rolled the car five times.
😂
So yeah, he’s very stressed right now.
You mean Jaggy?
Hahahahahaha! Good one!
And how is he driving a Bentley? Where do these people get their money if their creditors are chasing them???
Unreal
Exactly. Driving a Bentley when he supposedly owes a million dollars in back taxes? What about his millions of dollars in alleged gambling debts? How do they keep going?
🤣🤣🤣 I’m reading this in that Erica monotone voice
Omg! Too muchI was seriously thinking this as a was reading all of the comments! And then I read yours!
Is he going to “OWN IT”?
Bravo crime meter scale (0-10):
Shah-rest: 9.5
Girardi-gate: 8.5
Lu’s arrest in Palm Beach: 6
PK’s DUI: 2.5
Before long, Mary Cosby Cult-gate: 10
Ha! Accurate
I’ve never understood why people think a DUI isn’t a serious crime. The police might have stopped him from killing someone that night. They stopped him because of how he was driving, he can’t have been just a little over.
It’s a big deal. But it rates low in entertainment value.
It’s much more entertaining to watch Teresa Giudice buy $100,000 worth of furniture using wads of cash since her husband “is worried about the economy so he prefers we use cash.”
Or to listen to Erica tell about her husband calling her to say he rolled down the cliff by their house and her later finding him unconscious when there’s no cliff and he could not have called her while unconscious. And later she says he was allegedly unconscious. Wha??
PJ will have to tell some amazing story for his DUI to get a higher score. Maybe start with the Gina O.C. excuse that he was at a “mom event” when he got drunk. Maybe a PTA meeting? Then add in some impossible detail like claim he was taking Boy George in for emergency cataract surgery (even though he was in the car alone.). Entertain us.
And the Giudice Caper?
So I’ve been watching old seasons of OC and I forgot how long a regular season went, like 18 episodes. Usually half way through theres a new story in the mix for the housewife, unless it’s when they started to dwell on the same one for the whole entire season, pantigate! At any rate, we had the ‘burglary’ and now PK’s DWI. Well we all remember how well trying too hard worked for Gretchen, sorry I’m super cynical with the Kemsley’s, but hey less Erika right! Seriously though there’s Uber, Lyft, taxis, Dorit, Boy George, the nanny, maid, chef, assistants…I mean wth, there is NO reason to get a DUI, not cool, dangerous and what a POS.
Yeah, right. One glass of wine on an overweight male, and he’s weaving. Sure he was. And Santa clause is going to deliver me George Clooney, naked, on a silver platter. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pee-Kaaaay! Did you get drunk again, Pee-Kaaay? and why were you wearing my “The Moment” wedding dress? Are we still filming the season, Pee-Kaay?
Bwahahahaha! But more likely he was wearing some of the adult diapers Rinna used to hawk!
I think they’re going to blame his diabetes for the weaving and the breathalyzer. His blood sugar dropped drastically or some sort.
Well if RHONJ has taught us anything- a DUI is the beginning of the end. How you doing Joe Guidice?
On the Bravo crime meter scale, should Apollo and Sheree’s boyfriend be included? Ha Ha!
I’d forgotten about Apollo! And Kandi keeping his stuff in her garage.