I’m going to knock this Porsha’s Family Matters Recap out real quick so y’all have a place to talk about it. Simon finally got the TV show he always wanted. We start by talking about how many cars Simon owns and continue on to look at a $2million dollar house. There are SEVEN bedrooms. But, they seem to think that is not enough. It seems Porsha wants more babies. Does no one understand GLOBAL WARMING? We need less mouth breathers, not more. I think the title of this 90 minute monstrosity is “The Incredible Ms. Williams.” WTF? I am struggling to get through the 90 minutes. And I am only 18 minutes in. This may not be something I choose to recap.
Porsha got Simon’s middle name, Iyore tattoed on her neck. This is the kiss of death for relationships. Simon posted it online, because attention whore. Porsha is not happy. It’s Porsha’s 40th birthday and she told Dennis that he could not bring a date, so he bailed. But he did supposedly send a party bus for the crew to go out an party on her birthday. Later, Porsha and Simon go on a dinner date and he explains in his culture, it is perfectly fine to have wife and one “side bitch.” Well isn’t he charming. He has also cheated multiple times. What a catch!
A Neck Tattoo After A Few Weeks?
Then we find out that Dennis has been calling Porsha’s sister, Lauren a lot. She basically arrived at the Hot Dog Factory. I have been wanting to go there forever. There is one very near my house but I can’t quite seem to do it. Dennis is using Lauren for information. They both agree that she stole Falynn’s husband and were engaged within two weeks. Who does that? The conversations between Lauren, and Dennis are the best part of this show. Dennis found out after he planned a Mother’s Day event for Porsha. I saw part of WWHL last night while half asleep. The entire audience thought Porsha should have stayed with Dennis. Dennis didn’t believe any of it was real until the fateful neck tattoo.
Oh Thank the baby Jesus, it was only two episodes and WWHL was tacked on. So I am done and can get Below Deck up on time. What did y’all think about this show? I’m curious.