I’m going to knock this Porsha’s Family Matters Recap out real quick so y’all have a place to talk about it. Simon finally got the TV show he always wanted. We start by talking about how many cars Simon owns and continue on to look at a $2million dollar house. There are SEVEN bedrooms. But, they seem to think that is not enough. It seems Porsha wants more babies. Does no one understand GLOBAL WARMING? We need less mouth breathers, not more. I think the title of this 90 minute monstrosity is “The Incredible Ms. Williams.” WTF? I am struggling to get through the 90 minutes. And I am only 18 minutes in. This may not be something I choose to recap.
Porsha got Simon’s middle name, Iyore tattoed on her neck. This is the kiss of death for relationships. Simon posted it online, because attention whore. Porsha is not happy. It’s Porsha’s 40th birthday and she told Dennis that he could not bring a date, so he bailed. But he did supposedly send a party bus for the crew to go out an party on her birthday. Later, Porsha and Simon go on a dinner date and he explains in his culture, it is perfectly fine to have wife and one “side bitch.” Well isn’t he charming. He has also cheated multiple times. What a catch!
A Neck Tattoo After A Few Weeks?
Then we find out that Dennis has been calling Porsha’s sister, Lauren a lot. She basically arrived at the Hot Dog Factory. I have been wanting to go there forever. There is one very near my house but I can’t quite seem to do it. Dennis is using Lauren for information. They both agree that she stole Falynn’s husband and were engaged within two weeks. Who does that? The conversations between Lauren, and Dennis are the best part of this show. Dennis found out after he planned a Mother’s Day event for Porsha. I saw part of WWHL last night while half asleep. The entire audience thought Porsha should have stayed with Dennis. Dennis didn’t believe any of it was real until the fateful neck tattoo.
Oh Thank the baby Jesus, it was only two episodes and WWHL was tacked on. So I am done and can get Below Deck up on time. What did y’all think about this show? I’m curious.
I had a feeling that Bravo insiders were really spinning to get us interested in this show, then I had another feeling when Bravo did far more to promote Heather Dubrow’s return to RHOC, Jen Shah’s on-camera arrest on RHOSLC, and and Nicki Minaj popping off at the RHOP Reunion than they did for Porsha’s RHOA spinoff.
So how many more episodes until the inevitable on-camera fights start up?
I made it through maybe ten minutes of this crap show and decided to vacuum and dust in preparation for my house sitter while I’m in Turks. When cleaning comes first you know it’s bad!
Porsha is less than smart. What is she doing?
I don’t know if I can watch this show, you’re right TT it was a struggle just to get through it.
I thought it was interesting that none of the other Atlanta Housewives (other than Drew) were at the 40th birthday party. Pilar is cute. I loved how excited she was when Dennis came to the house to see her. I felt like it was a real waste of an hour and, if anything, it made me like Porsha even less than I already did.
” it made me like Porsha even less than I already did.” LOLLLLL too funny
Thank you all for not making me feel like a whiney bitch. I was wondering if it would have been more fun to watch if I felt better. So far it seems like a no. And yes, my best Bravo source thought this was a GREAT series, gave her more episodes than originally scheduled and were very happy with it. To me, it is one of those shows you watch on a Saturday morning after watching The Challenge on MTV and just sort of halfway listen to while clearing out emails. It wasn’t AWFUL but man, it’s clear that the rumors that Simon wanted to be on RHOA were true. Simon makes Dennis look like a catch.
I FEEL YOU!! I will not watch again there was nothing new or interesting about her relationship. Porsha is going back into a controlling relationship.
I agree Sandra! I suffered through this first episode and can’t imagine trying to watch another one. Total snooze fest.
I didn’t realize that Porsha has her controlling ways too. The whole thing about wanting Dennis to come but not bring a pretty date was cringey. Why is she jealous? She acts like she wants them to be brother husbands. You have no romantic feelings for Dennis? So then maybe her vain self wants him to only want Porsha and no other woman. When the money is a priority, Porsha, cheating can almost be expected. Now you got with ANOTHER known cheater??
I love “The Challenge”! I can’t get enough of CT.
So glad to hear there are people out here besides me watching The Challenge. That’s my show.
I just can’t bring myself to watch this show. I don’t think Porsha will be able to carry a show on her own. She’s as dumb as a bag of rocks and a full on THOT. Simon, Simon, Simon… Hulu needs to do an investigation into how he came into his money.
He’s a Nigerian prince, doncha know? LOL. Between this show, on which men are expected (by men) to cheat and the latest episode of The Family Chantel, wherein Pedr’s mother and grandmother clearly state that ALL Dominican men cheat (“it’s part of the culture”), all I can say is “ICK.”
Seems like all the men from Africa claim to be “princes” or rappers these days. Isn’t Shamae’s African husband a “prince” too? Nigeria isn’t known for it’s many self-proclaimed “princes” but it is known as the world’s capital for FRAUD & SCAMS.
I think you might be on to something, this Porsha show gives me the same vibes as The Family Chantel. That mother loves her camera time and thinks she’s on a Housewives franchise. Porsha’s mom Diane is another thirsty heffa thinking she’s Tina Knowles but the only talent her THOT daughter has is opening her legs to married men.
I am a long time reader first time commenter!!! They kept talking about the fact that there is more to the story and the optics are different than what we know but from what we know (and now see) it’s still a shady move. What is the motive here? Was sliding into the DM’s intentional (backhanded flirting) on Porsha’s part? We shall see
Two words: Gold. Digger.
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Amen to that! I should have added in my comment above that Pedro’s mother in The Family Chantel said flat out that being with a married man was fine as long as he had money to spend on her. Just shaking my head at these women.
Is anyone else getting the feeling that down the line, if they are cast on an Ultimate Girl’s Trip, that Porsha and Lala will have a lot in common.
HA! Other than the fact that Lala isn’t on a Real Housewife’s series, that would be epic.
This marriage is not going to last, if it ever even happens. I watched WWHL after and Porsha had some very insightful things to say about her past relationships with men and why most of them have been a disaster. Unfortunately she seems to still be on that path.
It’s CLEAR her family are not fans but are being supportive because they feel they have no choice.
Yeah, this first episode wasn’t it for me. It was just Porsha doing damage control to try to seem like she didn’t get engaged to a man that was still married — and that she barely knew.
I think she’s coming across way less likable on this, then on RHOA. And her and Simon seem to have ZERO chemistry.
The whole thing feels very car accident-ish. But Dennis and Lauren are making me laugh and keeping it (relatively) real.
For P-Willy to be Bravo’s favorite child, this show is a snooze. I hope she gets it together cuz baby… It’s giving Kandi’s Ski Trip.
I haven’t watched it but I’m interested to see the ratings and overall reception, especially compared to RHOSLC. I’m not seeing much chatter about it online so far.
I didn’t watch it all – I turned it off. I usually leave it on in the background but it wasn’t even getting that lol
Terrible – it takes work to be worse than Kim’s but Porsha managed to do it hahahaha
TT what’s the tea on this Sheree/Tyrone stuff? What’s your source saying?
I’ve reached out but my Source has been away for the holidays. Apparently, some people have lives or something. lol.
There is ONE good thing about this show!
It got Porsha off RHOA! Maybe with Porsha and Nene gone, I will start watching it again.
I never thought I would be rooting for Dennis!
What on earth did I just watch? How could such thirsty people bring nothing to watch and act like they don’t know how to film reality TV. The storyline is that they’re on reality TV and don’t want to share stupid shit on social media. What?
Porsha really looks great, her glow-up is among the best of all the housewives. Wowza. But this show was so stinky I’m still airing out my living room.
Agreed, after reading all the people who saw it early give it praise I was really excited. But when I watched it, I felt like I was forcing myself to watch. I ended up scrolling or something on my iPad. I feel like I saw through EVERY scene and plot line. Not one scene seemed genuine except for the Dennis / Lauren scene. The fact that Porsha and Simon were engaged after 2 weeks or 1 month doesn’t matter, either way its super weird. Plus who reaches out over DM to say I am sorry you’re getting divorced, their story makes no sense. I feel really uncomfortable when Simon is on the screen, there is something about him that is very unnerving. Not in a I can’t watch I need to change the channel sort of way but in a uncomfortable please do not sit next to me sort of way.
I will keep watching but I will have something pre-planned to do while its on, just waiting for Dennis to come back on scene. I only really care to see his scenes.
It seems apparent that Porsha doesn’t know this man yet. He’ll cry if she gets on to him about the attention-seeking post? Get outta here. If something is special to me and someone else, I may create a collage and send it to THAT PERSON. Why do strangers need to see it? That lady will accept anything as long as it comes from deep pockets. And her mother and sister follow right behind this goofy girl. Think we’ll ever find out the truth of how long they have been romantically involved? Excuse me while I go heave after making that last statement.
Ok. I’m back. What is a shame is that the men she deals with know what she’s about. The more they have, the more she spreads ’em. Can’t believe that demented girl said that to her mom and sister ON CAMERA.