Well, Hello from the struggle bus! I’m really in the hole, and that is weird because I love all the Christmas movies on TV right now. I watched This Christmas for the first time today. It was a sweet show. I didn’t realize how old it was or that this was before Chris Brown beat the shit out of Rihanna. He seemed like such a nice guy in the movie. Anyway, I’m going to try to do a 90 Day The Other Way recap tonight. I’m in a funk and hoping this will perk me up. I’m going to try to do all four hours just to catch us up.
Alina & Steven
My recording of the first episode is a “More To Love” version so it may not jive with what you saw. We start with these two. I hope that Alina bails on this moron. Alina is already worried that the scumbag will end up back in the US with other girls. I do not understand young women who want to be married so badly. Maybe I’m weird but the guys who wanted to marry me seemed kind of like Alinas who just wanted to be married. I didn’t feel like it was so much about me. I wasn’t in love, nor did I feel loved. Also,I don’t feel like most twenty year olds realize what a commitment marriage is. Meanwhile, Steven is worried about how his hair looks. Newsflash, it looks ridiculous. He also doesn’t want to get married.
They are getting married in two days. Alina who is like twelve has been “waiting for her wedding her whole life.” LOL. Wait Steven wants a prenup? LOL. For his $12.57 bank account? This is why … well one of the reasons, I don’t want to get married. I can take care of myself. Alina needs to RUN! I mean I would have an iron clad prenup if I was dumb enough to get married. But, I can’t see myself doing that. Alina goes to get a wedding dress. It very Russian but also very pretty. Her mother tries to talk her out of it. because he is a liar. Alina stupidly marries the moron. Steven goes to collect her favorite cats. Because weirdo. They try to let the cats in to their ceremony. And they get married. Bigest mistake of her life so far. Geez.
Ali & Bini
It’s Avi’s birthday. They have been in Kenya for TWO MONTHS courtesy of her mother I presume. But, why so long? Oh God. They are riding a camel. This was a childhood nightmare for me. NOPE! I hate Ari. Now she doesn’t want to live in Ethiopia. At first I thought she was really liking it there. But, Bini is willing to go to America. I want them to live in Ethiopia! But Bini says he is okay with moving there. They talk to a an immigration attorney. She says they have to go back to Ethiopia. Oh God. Ali calls her ex husband for marital advice. I hate her so much. She is such a bitch.
Literally Bini is doing evertything he can do to provide for his family. And Ari is so unsupportive. Bini needs to walk away. She is a horrible person. She holds the kid over his head. She is a horrible human being. She is not going back to Ethiopia. Just when I think she could be more annoying she takes the baby and goes home. CUNT. She is HORRIBLE. How do you have a baby and strip him away from his father?
Ellie & Victor
These two are fighting over money. It’s ridiculous. Don’t give money to people if you are going to be a bitch about it. No one made her give him money. Victor doesn’t want to be accused of leeching off of her. Maybe he is. But that is on her. When you CHOOSE to give someone money. When you CHOOSE to go help someone out, you don’t get to complain about it. A gift is a gift! What you don’t do is hold it over the head of anyone. These two have had a very big fight. She is leaving Providencia. Let’s admit it. Victor is not even cute. I’d like to clip shit off of his beard. It annoys me. And the man bun has to go!
Armando & Kenny
It’s the day before the wedding. I pray it goes well. Armando’s dad does not want him to kiss Kenny at the wedding. Armando is worried about kissing Kenny in the ceremony, but Kenny thinks he needs to do it. I love this wedding. Kenny and Armado are getting married! OH! The wedding is so sweet! And after much debate, they kiss at the ceremony. Armando sobs trying to get his vows out. Kenny’s are very sweet too.
They got married. They kissed. Even Armando’s Dad loved it.
Evelin & Corey
Evelin & Corey
I hate these people. Why are they on the show? I totally do not care. Apparently, they are getting married. They don’t even seem to like each other. But it is their wedding day. Why the dramatics? They are already married. Corey’s friend show up at the wedding and he is worried that this will cause and issue. But somehow they get married. Um, AGAIN. I have no idea why. Why are the talking into a microphone? Anyway, no one cares. But at any rate, they got “happily married “for TV.
Jenny & Sumit
Sumit is going to his brother’s baby’s for a blessing of the baby. Jenny is not invited because she is not “part of the family”. I am shocked about Sumit not wanting to get married. I really thought that Sumit would marry her. He literally looks like he is wearing a wedding ring. Also, Sumit needs to wear deoderant. Jenny wants to pack her bags and go. Jenny goes back to the temple to calm herself. I need to go to an Indian temple. The temple lady says that if he wanted to get married he would and suggests that she should go back to the US. Sumit eventually took the block off of his marriage certificate.
I feel like I missed something. Suddenly they are getting married and Sumit needs to buy a baby cow? IDGI. FINALLY, these two get married. Sumit did not tell his parents. So these two were happily married. So, Sumit and Jenny have to do with other things . They go to what is essentially an Indian thing. THEY ARE MARRIED!
Next week is the TELL ALL! Where it comes out that Steven is a Piece of shit. Evelin seems done with Corey, again.