Sorry for the delay of this Below Deck Recap. It’s The Voice night and our bonding time. So, you’re just going to have to wait. And I will probably sleep afterwards so. Again sorry. Actually, we fell asleep in a big furry mess. It was great. Let’s see what I missed. Oh it looks like DRAMA! Shocking!
We start with everyone being hung over. And the big news is that Jake is engaged. And not to anyone he is hooking up with on the boat. I’m pretty sure that if you are in international waters hook ups don’t count. At least that seems to be the rule for these guys. Even Rachel seems to have the same thing going on. Everyone more or less has someone “back home” they care about and are just fucking around on this charter season. This charter is full of families from grandparents to a six year old. I remain, Team Fraser.
WAIT! You’re Gay! I’m Shocked!
Heather has a chat with Jessica because Jessica seems to be a bit off her game. We find out that her grandmother has some sort of procedure that has her nervous. She claims she is fine. Yeah. Me too. I am fine. Sometimes fine means doing the best we can. Fraser tells a story about how he told his parents he was gay. Fun fact for gay people still “trying to come out” the people who love you already know.
When last I was teaching this happened to me twice. Two really attractive guys and I were BFFs. One faked “A conference” so he could go to a Cher “farewell’ number 32 concert and the other well, I just know these things. However, all the young hot teachers throwing themselves at them, could not understand the attraction to me. The fag hag. Back in the day we would go out to dinners and bars and do fun things. They were mystified. The youngest, cutest one once had a solemn talk with me when we were out at a bar. Because it looked like we were dating. LOL. I knew when we first went through initiation meetings together! He was shocked that I already knew. Gay men have always loved me. It’s mutual. I think it has to do with my abusive childhood. Gay men are pretty, and kind, and a safe place to fall.
Oh Noe! Fraser Has Lost His Radio
We know what that means… Oh God. There is a kid on board. And they are weird. The kid has their tip locked to his arm? Is Conjoined really a word to describe a bathroom? I have never seen them have to force everyone inside so they could cover all the outdoor furniture during a storm. Shitten Bay indeed. We all know Captain Lee has Fraser’s radio. This is what we call storyline. There was no reason to feed Captain Lee that comment otherwise. Oh Fraser finds his radio and is saved from the wrath of Captain Lee.
The six year old is ADORABLE. His one scene steals the show. I love these charter guests. That kid is so well behaved. I’m also team Jessica. She is going in hard on her stews. But, I am here for it. Racheal is amazing as chef. Did you guys know that Captain Lee was from Michigan. 🙂 Can you blame all the women for hitting on Captain Lee? Noe. No you cannot. These are great guests. They are the nicest guests ever. But Captain Lee has to direct a guest to her room. I can’t say as I blame her if she assumed he was single. This was a happy episode. I’m going back to sleep with my dog. The six year old is the best behaved charter guest ever.
Captain Lee is as pissed off as a peed on Chicken. Some cushions have flown off the ship. Now someone has to get them. Now he is mad at Eddie. See you next week.