Onward and upward to the RHOSLC Recap! I don’t understand why this franchise is not bringing the ratings. When I just heard that the new city was Salt Lake City, I thought Andy Cohen was making a joke. But it’s fascinating, we have a cult leader, a healthy man and former cult member dying two months after appearing on the show under undisclosed circumstances, and a horrible person accused of multiple felonies. We also have all the mormon stuff, and the gorgeous winter wonderland backdrop. What more could . Thee ask for? I thought Stuart had already rolled over on Jen, but apparently that happened last week. I’m all in for this.
We Didn’t Know What .. Maybe We DID KNOW?
Sorry things are late. Banjo wants a lot of attention. And I’m in a bad headspace. But let’s get on with the RHOSLC recap. Until today, I’ve never called myself an empath. It seems like a weird word. But I used to see the news on TV and a I had not seen it the first six or seven years of my life living with no TV. And I remember asking my mother why no one cried when they watched. People were killing each other. Bad things happened to people. Why was no one crying while watching the news? I must have been around 11 or 12 at that time because I’d lived in Libya with no TV until then. I’m not sure what adjective describes how my mother responded. But I felt dumb.
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Sorry! On to the recap. I’ve had some wine. I am very far behind because of Banjo and I bonding. And I’m okay with that. But he seems to be settling down. So let’s do this. Please know my mind is scattered. Heather thinks that the person who picked us Jen Shah after leaving her house is someone that Lisa knows. They all have gotten “weird text messages” that they think were really from Jen Shah. Meredith explained that her son was getting threats. She hired a private investigator and they said the person behind it was Jen.
Sides Are Drawn In The Sand
Look, maybe it is because I follow trial stuff online, Heather needs to follow the law. Heather says she will visit her in prison. If she is in prison, isn’t that a lie? The other ladies all go off but shocking, Mary always knew that Jem was a scammer. OF COURSE SHE DID! She is an even worse scammer. And did I mention that that lovely man mysteriously died within weeks of filming this? It’s starting to feel like one of those murder mystery shows. The title could be, a former member of a cult goes on a reality TV show and ends up dead weeks later. IJS. I s that not suspicious?
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Meredith is DONE with Jen Shah. Basically, she will not film with her. I am going to have to pick this up at another time because Banjo needs me. I promise to get back to you but my dog is more important.
UPDATE:
Sorry. It was a rough night. I’m going to get this up and then go back to bed. It is the next morning in Vail and I don’t think there has ever been a girls trip where the women disliked each other more. Mary, who did nothing at all to contribute to the breakfast Heather made, has to microwave it because she didn’t see Heather was her hands? Did anyone thank Heather for making breakfast for everybody? They ladies all break into smaller groups to do activities. It appears Meredith and Lisa have chosen the stay home and gossip option. They talk about Cameron and Mary’s church. Meredith stirs the pot a bit without really saying what she knows. Meredith wants to go straight to Mary. Lisa tries to convince her to leave her name and Cameron’s out of it.
Is Zyrtec The Mormon Hunky Dory?
Whitney, Heather and Jennie, aka the fun group go dog sledding. That seems like something I’d like in theory but not in practice. Lisa, Meredith and Mary go shopping in Vail. Mary is apparently a germaphobe and is freaking out about touching things. It’s probably because of Covid, but still seems a bit over the top. Then these three go ice skating. They don’t know how to skate, but they all have professional ice skater looks. The dog sledders talk about Lisa and how she seems to know more about Jen Shah that she is not sharing. It feels like she is worried about her own legal implications.
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Heather has a younger sister, Nancy that was estranged from the family for leaving the Mormon faith right after high school. Heather feels bad that she shunned her for so long. She is hoping to see her on this trip.
Back in Salt Lake City, we drop in on Jen Shah fresh off her hearing meeting with her lawyer. Jen says that the charges are the total opposite of who she is. She says” If I have any fault, it is because I am too giving and I help too many people.” Delusional, part of one? Your jail cell is ready. Jen is still sticking to the story about her husband being ill as the reason she fled the bus. She cries to the lawyer about how this is affecting her family. Poor thing.
Swiss Misses
Later all the ladies in Vail go out for a Swiss dinner. So of course they all dress like… well … let’s call it a cross between Heidi and an elf. Lisa seems not to know the difference between Switzerland and Sweden. First up, is an ice luge for shots. This is not going to go well. Mary is the party pooper. Far be it from me to side with Mary about anything, but I agree this is kind of mortifying. Maybe I am just super grouchy this morning.
But the cheese is making me happy. When my brother was in Swiss boarding school, we would go to visit. I just have random memories of a few things in that time. Most memories sort of run together. But I remember having raclettes in a Swiss restaurant that was like a cabin in the mountain. It was melted cheese on like a boiled potato. You paid according to the number of potatoes you ordered. It was delicious.
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I have no idea why these people are serving it on bread. Of course, Whitney brought a huge “shot ski” on the trip with her. Of course she did. Mary is annoyed. Again, today I am in Mary mode. Normally, I’d probably think this is cute. Mary and I just want this to be over. Oh there are the potatoes! All the other stuff is American drama. I’d eat it all. But, I’m just saying. Heather commercial for “dietetic S’mores for fat girls” was pretty funny. Mary keeps trying to escape to her bed. But first, for some reason Whitney just has to engage her in conversation.
Good Night And Thanks For All The Cheese!
Whitney wants to know why Mary doesn’t want to be her friend. Who the fuck cares? This goes nowhere. Mary just walks off. In her confessional, Mary points out that Whitney is wasted and won’t remember any of this in the morning. True. Yet Meredith feels the need to follow Mary and force her to talk to Whitney. Why? With all the things Meredith knows about Mary, why does she continue to approach her? Mary goes to bed.
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Drunk Whitney starts spilling all the secrets she knows about Mary. She tells them all she knows a lot about Mary and her church and her situation with Robert Senior. She’s tosses out there that her congregation believes she is God. And yet this fool admits to donating to her church! Whitney apparently had a real come to Jesus moment, if you will, when she was warned about Mary. Sounds like another reference to Cameron. May he rest in peace. Yes, apparently, Whitney learned about all of that from Meredith. Now Lisa seems pissed that information is out. Why? She set this all up to happen! Heather of all people knows that Lisa was the one trying to get the word out.
Another Shoe Drops…
Even new girl Jennie is on to Lisa at this point. What will she do when she is backed into a corner? Heather says basically that they all ignored the signs when it comes to Jen Shah. Well, especially YOU, Heather. They need to pay attention to the Mary situation. Then, we get a flashback to Meredith telling Mary about all the rumors about her church. Mary’s response was “What church do you know that people don’t have negative things to say about.” That seemed to satisfy Meredith.
Lisa explains that Cameron had “religious trauma” And is no longer a member of the church. Yep, and a couple months later he was dead and no cause of death was ever reported. When Meredith asks for a concrete example of what Cameron has been through, Lisa blurts out, “He mortgaged his house and gave her $300,000.
Next week: Lisa tells Mary about the conversation. She seems to have blamed it all on Whitney. But, Lisa was behind the whole thing. What is it with people named Lisa on these shows? Also, Heather tries to make amends with her sister and it doesn’t look like things go well. The girls try to confront Mary but she seems to blow the whole situation off as lies. And so it begins.
After watching Mary tonight, I hope she gets arrested next season.
Ok, Meredith is on WWHL and she has a whole new face. Meredith is my favorite, but she now looks like Olivia Benson from Law and Order SVU. So much filler and I do not like it. It doesn’t help that Olivia Benson also wears power blazers.
OMG I am seeing this now. WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS TO HER FACE? She was so pretty before! 🙁
Meredith is suddenly defending Mary left and right. Is she just trying not to get killed? Why doesn’t Andy bring up that Cameron is dead? Did Meredith get a brain implant with her full face implant?
This is a great show. Mary leaves me shocked each episode. Heather is a friend we all need. Another post mentioned dark shadows. Omg my mom would let me watch it as a little girl it was amazing. Thank you for your posts TT they are the best. A big hug of love to banjo
Hi Tamara, ..hi TT fam. Tamara, I read, …and I know your heart is breaking just trying to give Banjo his best life. You’re an amazing fur mom and friend. I don’t chime in anywhere else but here. Don’t comment much in general only because if I can avoid sounding like an idiot, I will do so!
Back to the recap…the lack of comments is baffling. Jen Sha should be put on a slow rotisserie, for what she’s “allegedly” done!! Mary, your time will come also. Both disgusting excuses for a being.
On a personal note, I too I’m holding on for dear life
J, I too only comment here at Tamara Tattles. Sounding like an idiot has never stopped me, or others.
I hope you feel better soon.
Banjo comes first! If, on the rare occasion, I don’t find an early morning post from you, I’ll check numerous times during the course of the day for your post. The point is, you have built up a loyal fan base because of your integrity, excellent TEA, and Banjo–whom we’ve all grown to love and adore!
Take care TT….we’re here for you.
Mary thinks she’s untouchable. Well Mary I’ve got news for you… The saints are gonna start marching in with all their receipts. Can I get an amen!
Amen!!
Who has crazier eyes…Mary or Ramona? TT is right, I never connected the dots until she indicated it above. The man died “under undisclosed circumstances”. We need this investigated!
I want to ask Meredith if she is absolutely done with Erica Girardi? Erica too used victims money for her own agenda. I hope all of RHOBH is taking notes from RHOSLC.
I like Heather. She owns her crap of judging people because she thought being a Mormon was the best thing ever. I want Heather in my friend group. Meredith taking a strong stand against Jen was powerful. I agree with Meredith, Jen did a lot of bad things to her business and kids. Meredith should be done with Jen. Heather should have been done with Jen when she slapped her last season. The shade of production showing over and over Lisa throwing stuff out into the universe and then acting like she can’t say more because she does’t want to break trust from the person who told her the information. Lisa is shady!
This is the best show on Bravo right now. Last night was really a good episode.The food porn was really good last night. The episodes keep getting better and better. Jen failed to take any accountability last night. I can’t believe her lawyer agreed to the televised office appointment.
I know a few lawyers who love the limelight and being on TV. They love to feel relevant and want to be as famous as some of their clients, like Ronald Richard’s seeking fame from his involvement in RHOBH. They also tell themselves that the exposure is good for their practice.
Banjo may be the empath….when it comes to you. “Banjo wants a lot of attention. And I’m in a bad headspace.” He senses your unsettled-ness and demands attention. Smart man that Banjo! My girls do the same. They can tell when I am upset or “off” and tend to be, in my eyes, annoying.
I did not recognize who that was on WWHL either. Pity these women are so insecure or something that they have to do that to themselves.
I also think it is curious that the sweet man/former church member passed away so soon after filming.and want to know why. I hope it was not self-harm.
Spend time with Mr. Banjo, we’ll catch up later with your recap!
Watched the episode last night, Mary seems to not want to fit in and she seems to want to fight a lot. I can understand if someone doesn’t drink or want to do shots. There is a way to have fun and not drink but there is “ something about Mary “
Why is she so toxic? She seems angry at the world as she sits in her expensive clothes. Armchair psychologist has diagnosed her with false idolatry. She banked her happiness on expensive clothes that don’t bring her joy. Mary here is a news flash materialism only produces bitterness, true joy comes from the man upstairs. For a woman of the cloth she seems to be lacking fruit of the spirit. Heather is ride or die friend, we should all be so lucky to have one in our life. Lisa is the Bh Kyle, stir the pot run away. Meredith reminds me of EJ from BH with giving zero F’s. Mary is well just Mary she is an original. Sorry about Banjo, nothing like a pet to help us along in life.
Be well TT
Yes he is. I think you are doing amazing churning out all these recaps, but I am glad it gives you something to focus on. I really need to watch RHOSLC from the jump, I am not familiar with these girls, but I have watched a few episodes and it is tres interestante. And yes, Who knew in Salt Lake City there would be much drama? I guess you could go to BFE and find drama, just not on this level. And high profile, being married to the Asst Head Coach of the University?!
We didn’t watch much tv when I was growing up, I think we just got 3 channels (on our black & white!). My kids also grew up with only 3 channels because we were so far up the mountain and I don’t think it hurt them a bit. The sound of my childhood is either the new of Vietnam everynight which affected my parents greatly, as they were both in WWII or ball game in the background. Although we did get my mom to watch “Dark Shadows” at 4:00 everyday. My father was home one day at that time and we made him watch it and he thought we were all crazy.
I loved Dark Shadows!
I have never been to Vail but these episodes sure make it seem nicer than Landon’s truck stop.
Mary is such a weird awkward human.
That is the perfect word for her. She is very awkward and socially inept. She doesn’t function well with other.
Thank you TT. All the best to you and Banjo.
I haven’t watched yet but I will.
Meredith had an altered face on the 1st episode band I could finally tell her and Lusa apart this season. She must have doubled up on the fillers and injections because her face obviously different on WWHL. Hopefully, they are temporary changes.
Your brother was sent to a boarding school in Switzerland? Shi Shi Shi. I now have so many questions that are none of my business.
Yes. It was very fancy. Field trip to London to see the production of HAIR! fancy. We were not rich, my Dad worked for Lockheed and we were transferred to Tripoli, Libya. He wasn’t making a lot of money in salary but they paid for our housing and lots of other perks. The American school there only went to the 9th grade so the company paid for high school in Switzerland. I loved my American School there. Also for visa purposes we “had to” go on lengthy vacations that the company also provided money for. Dad was on a one year contract and every year Mother planned the trips like it was our last year because she always kind of wanted to go back home. So I visited like all of Europe every year for like five minutes in each place. So most of it is a blur to me. I did a lot of “home schooling” on airplanes to keep up with my schoolwork. It was a very exciting time in my life. 🙂
Also, I’m an open book. You can ask me anything.
I can ask you anything except who the hell is Lawn Kid. Which is okay. You haven’t mentioned him in a while.
Lawn Kid is a Loooooooong story. He’s just a young man who has been doing my lawn for several years.I’ve become a mother figure to him. And I’d like to put him back up for adoption. lol. He’s turned up again recently. For a while there we were all trying to help him with clothes and food and stuff. I acquired a bicycle and helmet and lock for him from a kind person on Next Door. It was really nice and he seemed so happy to get it and it disappeared not long after. Same with the red Nikes, and the Levis I bought him. I gave him all the parental lectures. WRAP IT UP AND DO NOT GET THAT GIRL PREGNANT. He acted like I was being ridiculous. Now, apparently they have a baby. After disappearing for a while he showed up with A CAR. Still not sure how that happened. My concern was the tinted windows. He didn’t seem to get why that needed to be removed. He was also driving on expired tags.
He’s just a mess and nothing I do seems to be helping him in the long run. So I’ve stopped helping him for the most part but I still occasionally over pay him for lawn work. Again, this has been happening for years and people here also wanted to help and sent him food and stuff. Basically, it was all futile.
THAT’S what we fought about! I was trying to give well-meaning, unasked for, unsolicited advice re Lawn Boy and you basically told me to sit on it. As it should be. “Kids are not allowed to be mentioned”!! Words to live by-
Um, that’s not what I thought we fought about. But okay. Let’s not go there. See you on Friday!
I hope he is okay. I could tell you have a soft spot for him. Even if you did look around for something to throw at him every once in a while.
Reading through this RHOSLC brawl on Twitter now. Not sure if you have to have Twitter or not, but if you do please follow me. I retweet all the messiness when I see it.
https://twitter.com/LisaBarlow7/status/1462624248581607424
Cameron died of an aggressive brain tumor, pretty suddenly. At some point, Lisa posted a GoFundMe on Twitter, and I live in his hometown. People around here know what happened. I think that’s what Meredith meant when she implied he might have been “impaired” at the end.
I really like RHSLC, I have always been intrigued by the Mormon Church. I am from the Deep South where many small churches are completely run by their Pastors. The pastors have total control over every aspect of the church. Including knowledge of every members donations. More modern churches run business of the church in a business like manner. However, these small churches do “worship “ their pastors and their spouses (or First Ladies). It can be very lucrative for pastors, especially if they have a talent for preaching. The pastors are put on a pedestal and can do no wrong. I believe that the congregation should run the church and the pastors should be employed by the congregation. I have never ever heard of anyone “inheriting “ a church from their family members. So wrong
I just watched WWHL. Meredith should not let a doctor, nurse or PA do anything to alter her beautiful face. At least it’s not as blown up as Brandi’s. She reminds me a little of Linda Carter. I never watched Law & Order, but I did watch Wonder Woman.
I love Amy Philips on TikTok. She does hilariously spot on parodies of RH’s.
I think it is worse than Brandi’s. Meredith was GORGEOUS before and now she looks like Joan Rivers. I hate that these shows make beautiful people turn into plastic surgeon victims. And I say that as a HUGE Meredith fan. Nothing she can do about it now. She was so naturally beautiful…
I felt the same about Whitney. She didn’t need boobs and lip fillers. BUT, at least that can be reversed. Not so sure what Meredith has done is correctable.
I hate agreeing with that Twitter lawyer, but here I am. WHAT ON EARTH IS JEN’S LAWYER DOING???!!!
This is even worse than Erika, who hasn’t actually been charged with a crime yet, looking tonedeaf. Some producer just got a raise.
I love how real these women are. They say what they think and are honest about this situation or at least as honest as they can be for realty tv. Give me Salt Lake or BH women any day.
I just think there is something wrong with Mary. I just think wires are crossed or something. Sometimes she is so likable and other times WTF? And not in a Ramona kind of way, in a delusional off the wall kind of way. Ramona is smart crazy she is just crazy.
The ONLY thing that breaks my heart on this is watching those poor kids of JS. It was awful to see that play out on National TV. My heart goes out to them.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
This show is on fire. It’s giving me very oldschool housewives vibes with the strong alliances and chaotic but very real and deep conflicts. The ratings should catch up eventually I’m not very worried about that.
Mary is fascinating to me. Just when I think I’m starting to understand her she walks out without a wig and asks Whitney to cook her an egg. The one thing that she did reveal this episode is that she has quite severe social anxiety, which is interesting given her careers as a pastor and reality TV star lol. I can’t wait to see where the whole cult thing goes, and it looks like she will be confronted with it next episode.
Jen’s downfall is starting to rival that of Siggy Flicker. The delusion and subsequent stupidity is extreme. It’s hard to imagine thinking that it is a good idea to keep filming this show and invite the cameras into lawyer meetings, but hey I’m not complaining lol.
I have severe anxiety too that has gotten much, much, much worse lately. I could not even drive a mile to the fluff and fold today. If I can’t get there tomorrow, it will have to wait until Friday and that is when Nancy is coming. Also, I had all these grandiose travel plans for when Banjo finally leaves me and I may not be mentally stable enough to travel. 🙁