I can’t believe it has taken me so long to get to this 90 Day Fiance recap! I love this show. And it is time for Kenny and Armando’s wedding! I really wish I could do these earlier in the week! There are just so many Bravo recaps that get more views and I need to give the people what they want. If I didn’t need this site to keep me in wine and Banjo in dog food, I would so do this one and MAFS much earlier. Let’s get to it!
Jenny & Sumit
Can we please just get these two married this episode? I mean it is allegedly written in the stars. So, let’s just do it! Oh Lord. They are going to the astrologer again to find out what day to get married on. He tells them it is a good time to get married after nine days. But they can’t have a big celebration or a party. Sumit is already getting cold feet. Later, Jenny says she wants to go to the courthouse on day ten and get it done. He agrees. But, he tells Jenny that is divorce from his arranged marriage he claimed to hate was really devastating for him. Why doesn’t Jenny do something about Sumit’s “butt cut”? Even a side part could help.
Later they go to their immigration attorney and the astrologer tells them not to get married in a temple but just go to the courthouse. The lawyer says the courthouse process takes thirty days. That is in case someone objects. The lawyer says he can file the application for them today. Sumit starts freaking out. But they file the paperwork to get the ball rolling. Sometimes you guys irritate me especially because I follow some of these people on social media and know where they are now. But Sumit, putting the marriage license on hold? That shows that you guys were right about Sumit the entire time. WTF?
Evelin & Corey
Why are they still on this show? They are going to see the wedding planner. Yet, they are already married. Evelin has dreams about Corey and Jenny so they fight about that. I dated a guy once and I used to dream that he cheated on me. He said this was a recurring problem with past girlfriends. Gee, can you guess why? We went on a weekend trip once and I stayed the night at his house when we got back. He went to work. I saw his phone bill on the table and saw lots of long phone calls to a particular number. I called from his house. Yep! Cheating. And there were more. Anyway, Evelin doesn’t want a religious wedding because those are forever.
Later these two fools go to the wedding planner and pick out all the details. Evelin keeps talking about divorce. Corey is not happy about that. I do understand Evelin’s perspective when she explains that when she gets on a plane she always notes where the emergency exits are. Not because she is expecting a plane crash but because she wants to be prepared for any outcome.
I’m not a nervous flyer I took my first long distance flight at age six (Atlanta to Tripoli Libya) at that point the flights were A LOT longer to get there there and it was like 24 hours on multiple planes. Ever since then, plane rides were just things we did a lot. Need to see an eye doctor? Fly to Italy. Mama needed a dentist or surgery? Fly to Malta. It was like taking a bus. I do pay close attention to exits and the flight attendants’ instructions. Evelin wants her sister to officiate the wedding. She hates Corey.
Armando & Kenny
Armando’s family is arriving for the wedding! He’s so nervous about his dad. Hannah rushes to the car to hug her grandmother. Armando hugs his dad. His dad gives Hannah a huge hug. While the family unpacks, his father goes outside for “fresh air.” Armando’s family told him that it was his message to his father that made him decide to come. She tells the camera that if he didn’t go he would care more about what people would say than his son.
Kenny’s family comes to join the party. He’s super excited. This is the first time Armando gets to meet some of the kids. Then it is time for tacos by the pool where both families meet for the first time. I want those tacos! Armando’s dad is nice to Kenny’s adult children. Especially the pretty blondes. lol. FINALLY, we get back to these two. It seems we won’t get to the wedding this week. 🙁 Kenny sits down with all of his kids for a talk. He starts talking about how much he loves his kids and how much he wanted kids. Kenny does want to adopt Hannah. But then he tells them that he and Armando have been to orphanages looking into adoption. Or perhaps even surrogacy. This goes over like a lead balloon.
His kids miss him so much. They feel like they could be replaced by a whole new family. For fucksake, these people are ADULTS! Kenny is hurt by the lack of support.
Ari & Bini
I am so over Ari and Bini. She is just such an entitled, privileged, bitch. I use to admire her for traveling on her own and especially to places like Ethiopia. That takes some bravery. But, as it turns out she is a terrible person. Ari, Bini, Avi and Ari’s meddlesome mother are all in Kenya. Apparently, Ari and Bini are barely speaking. Ari goes to take a nap. Bini and Ari’s mother decide to explore the town while both babies sleep. Mama bear just so happened to have an interpreter on speed dial. The mother refers to Bini and Ari’s house as “her house” and wants to know why there were so many people there including lots of females.
Bini explains to the interpreter that when Ari left FOR TWO MONTHS, he put a studio in the house so he could work from home so yes, there were a lot of people coming and going. Ari’s mom wants to know if he is cheating. She believes him. Bini says in confessional that he has lied to Ari in the past about going to clubs and hanging out with friends she doesn’t like. But, there was nothing bad going on and he just wanted to avoid the fights. He regrets doing that now. Later at home, Ari was debriefed on their coffee chat.
Ellie & Victor
We don’t see much out of these two. I guess because filming the aftermath of a category 5 hurricane is probably very problematic. Victor takes Ellie to his sister’s house where he and his family were together trying to survive the hurricane. He would have been safer in his own house which is mostly intact. This place was mostly blow away. They all hid under the kitchen sink in the cabinets for six hours praying for their lives. He was probably under there with his other girlfriend. IJS. These two just don’t seem that into each other.
Later, Victor and Ellie get into it over finances. HER finances. He is piss poor broke and feels entitled to all of her money. This comes up over a rum fueled happy hour. Victor wants kids. Ellie thinks she is past childbearing age. She also brings up how expensive babies are. As of the airing of this show, not the filming, it’s been almost a year since the island was wiped out. They argue about the bar. It’s Covid and a bar isn’t going to be profitable until the island recovers. Next week, things get worse for most all of them. Especially, Ellie.