It’s Wednesday night! And I could not be happier! With RHOBH and RHOC not airing yet, all I have to do tonight is a Survivor Recap! I am so happy I can just hang with the Survivor plans this week and not feel so rushed to do the recap and enjoy the show! It’s the little things, people. Tonight episode guide says that one survivor get attacked by the rest of them for “playing a dishonest game.” WTF? The whole point of the game is to be dishonest. Outlast, Outplay, Outwit! Don’t hate the player hate the game! They are all playing in their own best interest. I’m still irritated with DeShawn (?) for outing Evvie for giving him a heads up about her tribe when they were on the Island of Misfortune or whatever it is called! Let’s get into this new episode!
Evvie Sees A Benefit To All The Chaos
It’s the night of day sixteen meaning there are only nine days left. How the heck is this going to work? Deshawn is pissed at Heather for screwing up the tribal council plan last week. I DESPISE Heather because she tried to get out my boyfriend, Naseer, last week. Deshawn is also all the way over Shan and she is over him as well. This group of young-uns sure does now how to have a very messy, and good for TV Tribal. Deshawn is sick of letting Shan dictating to everyone how they have to vote. Meanwhile, Evvie who has nobody at the moment is thrilled that so many people are looking for a new team to work with.
However, the next morning, everyone gets up together to watch a beautiful sunrise. And they seem… fine? Jesus, Deshawn and Shan sort of repair their relationship. Shan doesn’t want to be perceived as telling everyone what to do. Then perhaps don’t do it. Then she says that Erika and Heather are dangerous? Sweet little Erika that you fucknuts sent off to be alone on an island four a day or two? Heather who I have no idea who she even is and hasn’t done a damn thing to draw attention to herself? What is wrong with Shan? She thinks Erika is a mastermind? What next Heather is a triathlete? Nothing out of Shan’s mouth makes sense. Is it just me? Apparently, not. Because, Deshawn points out that Shan went right back to telling him what to do.
FINALLY! Deshawn sees that Evvie reached out to him on the Isle of Misfit Soldiers or whatever. I guess that immunity win bought her some street cred. He is playing the middle but he and Evvie both promise to never write the other’s name down. Oh! My boyfriend Naseer, would like a word with Heather. LOL. But my boyfriend is kinder than me and he tells her that yesterday is in the past. She wrote his name down and it is in the past and he is ready to move on. She denies writing his name down. No, it was actually worse, she went to everyone and whispered in their ear to vote out Naseer. It was actually Xander who wrote his name down. He says that he doesn’t believe anything she says.
We learn that Ricard is deaf in his right ear. I love that he can read lips (I kind of can too because I have bit of hearing loss) I rely heavily on lip reading in most situations as sort of a boost to my hearing. That said, he is on Team Assholes. Speaking of which, Team Assholes, Ricard, Shan, Deshawn and Danny say, right in front of Xander and Erika. They need to go talk as a four. Of course is was Asshole In Chief, Shan who said that. Liana also joins in and Danny says this is the final five, right here. NOPE. The Cookout you are not. They debate whether to send Xander or Erika home this week. Why is Shan coming so hard for Erika? She always comes for the females.
It’s Challenge Time!
Ah! now I see how they are going to lose enough people in the next eight days. It’s a double tribal. There will be two random groups and two immunities, two tribal councils, and two people going home. The two tribes will be random. It’s also immunity. The last person standing wins chicken and beef stew for their group/temporary tribe. Ugh, Erika is on the yellow team with Shan and Ricard, Naseer and Heather. Naseer and Erika are in trouble. I need Naseer to win this immunity. The blue team is Deshawn, Evvie, Lianna, Xander and Danny. I need Xander to win. Evvie is first to drop. That’s weird because she won a similar challenge last week. Heather, Liana, and Shan drop next. My boyfriend, Naseer starts shit talking, “I can do this for two hours.” Erika says, “Let’s do it!” You go girl!” Mind over matter!
Danny and Richard fall. Then Naseer falls because he can’t feel his right hand! ERIKA HAS IMMUNITY! It’s down to Xander and Deshawn. Xander looks like he could do this all day. Liana is trashing Xander to Evvie, “Look at his face! I hate his face!” What the hell is wrong with her? Oh no! Xander is struggling. I keep thinking about how ironic it would be if two Xanders one this year on Survivor and Big Brother! Deshawn falls! I love him even if he is KIND OF on TEAM ASSHOLES. XANDER WINS! Xander goes over to try to hug it out with Deshawn but neither of them can really move their arms. It was still a sweet moment. Plus, Deshawn is totally open to being stolen away from Team Assholes. I love Shan’s stank face when Jeff gives Erika her immunity necklace.
Both Teams Try To Agree On Who Goes
The teams are sent to separate camps. Liana hates Xander too. So she gotstah go. Xander’s camp gets to chow down on chicken and beef stew and celebrates. Xander and Evvie want to take out Liana. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. Since there are three members of the Asshole Alliance, Danny tells DeShawn, it’s a simple vote, take out Evvie. Problem solved. But I am so hopeful that Deshawn who isn’t really an asshole will flip. Xander tells Liana that he is considering playing his idol for Evvie. LOL. I love Xander. He won’t do it. But now the Asshole Alliance is nervous. Liana, bitch that she is, once again asks Xander to hold on to his idol until after tribal. Is she crazy? Danny wants to vote out Evvie. And Xander is considering playing his idol for her.
Back at the other camp, Shan has an idol and an extra vote. I hope she goes home with both in her pocket. Naseer also has an idol. Naseer tells Heather she is going home. Oh, I may need to break up with Naseer. He probably needs to play his idol tonight. Erika is tight with Heather for some dumb reason and doesn’t want her to go. I don’t care one way or another about Heather. And she did stab Naseer in the back last week. So there’s that. But I think THEY NEED TO GET RID OF SHAN! Why is Erika against Naseer? These are two of my favorite players and I need them to work together! Why is Naseer being so nice to fucking Heather! SEND.SHAN.HOME. At least Shan, wants to get Heather out.
Let The Tribal Councils Begin
First up is the Heather and Naseer tribal. I hope Naseer plays his idol. Heather gives a sob story. If Naseer gives his idol to Heather, I will be furious and he will be headed to the Ponderosa. He actually voted for Heather and thinks she is going home. So he is probably going to leave with an idol in his pocket. This team apparently has six players. It is a tie. Can Naseer play his idol now? I guess not. And he is voted out. Can someone tell me who this is in the yellow checked shirt and why is she at trial council? Is that Tiffany? Are they letting the voted off people go to tribal this season? I will miss my boyfriend. These players are fools.
Oh yeah, Jeff just told Naseer to take a seat on the jury next to Tiffany. Time for the next group. DeShawn gives the titular phrase about what the plans are tonight. He says, “It’s time to find out who’s who in the zoo!” I really want Liana to go home. This cast seems to have a lot more clothes than most. I know that Survivor chooses and buys there clothes but Evvie has a least three shirt and everyone else has at least two. On earlier season, you got one outfit, one swimsuit and that was it. God I hope DeShawn votes out Liana. Someone need to go home that I hate. Xander doesn’t play his idol on Evvie. I hope that is because DeShawn pledged his vote. FUCK! Evvie is voted out.
It looks like next week, Shan wants to take out Deshawn. SEE DUDE? You needed to vote out Liana and dismantle her Asshole Army!
I will add the Ponderosa youtube to this post once it comes up.