When I get ready to do a new 90 Day Fiance recap I go back to the the last post to pull tags and I see the previous posts and notice the number of comments. While the number of comments, unless is is a whole lot really don’t affect anything, my favorite thing about this site is the comments. Honestly, they are usually way more interesting than my recaps. It is utterly CRAZY to me that crap like Vanderpump Rules and some of the boring housewives shows get so many comments (not complaining at all, conversation is good) but this show got EIGHT COMMENTS last week. This show is one of the best reality shows on TV. I blame the fact that most of my readers just aren’t into shows filmed outside the US. 🙁
It’s a two hour show and recaps take quite a while. But I AM STILL TRYING TO CONVERT YOU TO WATCH THIS SHOW! I know I resisted for a LONG time when people would beg me to recap. Part of the problem is it competes with Bravo shows. But you can do like I do and DVR it to watch on the weekends. Moving on..
Steven and Alina
Can anyone explain to me why this sweet Russian girl is converting her religion to be with the POS that is Steven who is not attractive, has no money, and cheats on her? She doesn’t even want a green card they are going to live in Russia! Doesn’t she know any nice Russian guys? He’s such a fucking moron that he thinks if she is allowed to read his social media messages he might not have to delete them. One is to an ex where he asks, “Want me to come over tonight?” And he’s like, yeah, she is someone I’d like to continue talking to. RUN GIRL RUN! WALK TO RUSSIA IF YOU HAVE TO! This is some ridiculous bullshit.
Later, we see Alina telling Steven she is done with him and he needs to go home to his girlfriends. FINALLY! But will it stick? Steven says he will delete his social media. And he does. Then he wants to go out for ice cream. Is he twelve? I mean I like ice cream, pistachio is my favorite flavor, followed closely by Dulce Leche, what is yours? But ice cream is not going to fix this. He promises not to flirt on social media. His big gift is a Book of Mormon thing with a love note inscription? Puhlease. But she seems to like like it.
Steven proposes to Alina with a song.
Armando and Kenny
This used to be my favorite relationship but Kenny is starting to get on my last nerve and Armando is a bridezilla. Groomzilla? Armando still doesn’t know if his dad is coming. All Kenny wants is a sunset wedding. Somehow I feel like that may not happen. They are getting married in a wine region. It’s very pretty. I do not understand why he can’t get his sunset wedding. Kenny is paying for this wedding. The ceremony takes ten minutes or less. If the sun sets at 7pm. That is still five hours of reception! Kenny needs to put his foot down!
On the way back home Kenny says again that the only thing he had on his list was to be married at sunset. Kenny is paying. Why can’t he get the one thing he wants?! Armando apologizes but doesn’t seem to get it. Then, Armando says that his aunt emailed him while they were there and said that his dad? Didn’t want to see them kissing at the wedding. For fuck sake. Then DON’T COME THEN! Look, I have a gay friend of twenty years. I’ve had gay friends all my life and I took a bit to come around to gay marriage. Now I am fine with it. It takes some people some time, and I get it.
But for some reason it took me a minute to get the whole marriage thing. It was mostly because of my religion. But we learn and we grow and we learn that love is love. And the world needs more love and less hate. And that was like 20 years ago and he is literally my best friend. Also, I have another very close friend Marc, that I am looking for a husband for If there are any nice gay men in Boston. 🙂 He deserves happiness. And I could see us living together in the future but not in fucking Boston. We are all evolving as people. My friend didn’t ever stop talking to me. And I have had the pleasure of enjoying the parts of their marriage he shares with me for years and it is beautiful. Unlike straight marriages I’ve never heard him say a bad thing about his husband.
Apparently, Armando is not coming to the wedding. It’s in one week but now he says he is not coming. Kenny tells him to call him and ask him one more time to call. His father still refuses to come for the wedding. Armando is devastated.
Arilea & Biniyam
Ariela is taking the baby in for his hernia surgery. It all went well. Ari’s family is pressuring her to move back to the US. Her mother doesn’t seem to like Bini. Neither does his sister. They seem to think that he can’t go out to clubs with his friends while she is out. I hate Ari and her entire family.
Ellie & Victor
Back in Colombia, these two are not doing so well either. But, they are headed back to the island to start working on their home. They have no utilities at all but are staying there for a few days. They are not getting along at all. Ellie doesn’t even seem to like Victor. They are barely on the show. She is over the whole thing. She is there to support him and he is not making him feel supported. She tells him that he is not being nice to her. He basically says he has been through a traumatic event and she needs to lighten up on him.
I think Victor did have a traumatic experience with the category five hurricane he survived. But, Ellie gave up her own business to be there. So, cut her some slack as well! She says that Victor doesn’t even seem to like her. He is kind of a dick.
Jenny and Sumit
It’s the morning of the first full day of Sumit’s awful parents. They complain about the fan being on high and being eaten by mosquitos. Sumit tells them that Jenny is feeling unwell and has tummy issues. Sumit’s mother either doesn’t care that Jenny is sick or doesn’t believe she is sick. She wants to wake her ass up and get lectured to. She is awake. But, Sumit’s mother says she doesn’t look sick and she needs to get out of bed. I would want to smack Sumit’s mom in the mouth. Sorry, not sorry.
Sumit’s mom wants to do yoga with her. I am over Sumit’s mom. And this whole nostril thing is a bridge too far for me and Jenny.
Evelin and Corey
I forgot these two were even on the show and did not miss them at all. It sounds like she wants to stay on the show err I mean keep trying. They “kiss and make up.”