While doing setups for tonight’s RHOSLC Recap, I noticed that you guys actually comment the more on the RHOP posts than these. I assumed it was the other way around. I also thought that tonight was the episode that we finally catch up in time to when Jen gets arrested. But alas that doesn’t seem to be the case. The episode description this week does sound juicy though! Lisa comes for Jen and Meredith is warned about Mary’s cult. So, I’m in for now.
Do. Not. Question. ME!
We start with Stuart and Jen committing federal crimes. Then we are on to Mary, Whitney and Heather going out for an Italian meal. Mary is so weird. The topic is Lisa. While I am down with all the Lisa hate. Mary cries because Lisa questions her. No one should question her either. If she says it, it is the law. Maybe in the cult, Mary, but not in the real world. BTW, during the sob story about how her mother cut her off 25 years ago when she married Grandpa, all I could think about is all the family members saying that her grandmother never ever suggested that she marry Grandpa. It’s all lies. Lies that need to be questioned. Why are Mary’s eyes always bulging?
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Next we see Lisa’s sons business. They are children. But they are working to make money for foster children. They are having some sort of fundraiser it seems? For now it is a photography shoot for their mens care line? It’s called Fresh Wolf. So Jen crashes the party wearing an actual wolf’s head hat. Take that PETA! Jen jumps right into the photo shoot. Lisa brings up Heather to Jen. Making Heather out to be someone that isn’t her friend.
Lisa Barlow Is A Lying Liar Who Lies!
Then Lisa brings up the designer that Jen used to have. She tells a very odd story that is nothing like what the designer said. All of her staff have proof that she was abusive. Both of those links have leaked audio that back up what the employees said in Jen’s own voice. The crap that Lisa is spewing is all lies. All of the other cast members besides Jen and Lisa are telling the real story. Jen is playing the victim. This is infuriating to me. I can not imagine how pissed the designer must be watching this because my blood is boiling. Lisa said the other housewives were sending him gifts. This scene will not age well for Lisa Barlow.
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Next we seek Whitney out rollerblading with her brother. She asks him about her dad. Whitney hasn’t heard from him in months. But, apparently he is still around spending lots of time with her brother, Will. Whitney was the only child who took care of her father when he was battling addiction. The other kids didn’t maintain a relationship. Whitney facilitated her father reuniting with the other kids. About six months ago there was a big blowup while her father was watching the kids and apparently drunk. He tried to attack a food delivery driver at her house. Wow.
More Fresh Wolf Scenes?
Meredith and Whitney go to lunch with their college aged daughters. The girls talk about college. But the important part of this scene is that the trip to Vail is finally being discussed! That is when Jen gets arrested! YAY! Meredith is the assigned host and she really doesn’t want to invite Jen after the way she has treated Brooks. But we all know she gets invited anyway. So maybe next week? I’m so excited! Next, Jen Shah comes over to spice up Heather’s dating life. Apparently, this includes playing stupid sex games that 20 year olds play at bachelorette parties. It’s too ridiculous to recap.
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What I am not excited about is more Fresh Wolf nonsense. Apparently, Lisa invited Whitney, who she is very busy trash talking and Meredith who she’s not really BFFs with anymore. Heather told Jen about the event after Jen told her that Lisa is trash talking Whitney. Sorry this gossip is hard to follow. Lisa Barlow is such a conniving bitch. Jen is now pissed at Lisa for not inviting her to the foster care event. FYI what foster care programs need is an exit strategy for the kids when they age out. Many times they are just sort of kicked to the curb.
Are We Finally Going To Address The Cult Situation?
At the event, a black man named Cameron is introduced to Meredith by Lisa. It was all kind of ….odd. It just looked very scripted. Lisa tells Cameron that Meredith and Mary are very close. Are they though? Cameron has two foster kids under two years old. I other words, Cameron is a saint. Meredith asks Cameron how he knows Mary (who apparently is some sort of link between Cameron and Lisa). Cameron says he used to attend Mary’s church. He says there are many God fearing people in the congregation. But Mary and her husband are very harmful people.
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Cameron says he hopes for healing for everyone. Meredith says she hates to hear this because she “loves Mary.” Bitch, you just met her a year ago. Cameron says he was very close with Mary at one point too. He tells her, “Just be careful.” Cameron doesn’t want to give any specifics on what the issue with the cult is. Meredith goes to debrief Lisa on what Cameron alluded to. Lisa says that Cameron used to preach at Mary’s cult. Lisa said that Cameron has experienced real trauma from the cult. But she was told in confidence and it is not her place to share.
NEXT WEEK IS THE ARREST! Probably at the end of the episode, but still. We’re in the home stretch!
Finally, they’re picking up pace. And finally, we get to the part where they unload on Mary. And really, they just scratched the surface on what’s going on in that cult.
Still, why aren’t they unloading on the other cast members? I get that Jen and Mary gave them so much material to work with, but they’re not the only problematic RHOSLC cast members. Maybe in Season 3?
THIS COMMENT IS FOR APG who is OBSESSED! OBSESSED I TELL YOU with Whitney’s father. She is on WWHL tonight and has still had no contact with him.
HOW WILL HE SURVIVE WITH NO UPDATES?
What are you talking about “with no updates?” Whitney and her brother gave me an update. AND they showed a flashback clip with that horrible hair.
Thanks to your recap of WWHL, I know that that latest update is the same as the one from the show–Whitney hasn’t talked to her dad.
Don’t say there are no updates when there are updates.
~APG~
My WWHL comment was not an update. It was a non update. An update occurs when something actually changes.
An update occurs when old information is replaced with new information. If the new information is the same as the old information, it is still an update.
As of February of 2021, Whitney had not talked to her date.
Update: As of November 2021, Whitney has STILL not talked to her dad.
Me on October 31, 2021: I wonder if Whitney has talked to her dad.
Me on November 4, 2021: I have been updated and know that Whitney has not spoken to her dad.
I wonder if his hair is still awful. If I receive an update that his hair is still awful, I will have been updated that conditions have not changed.
~APG~
Okay then, Alexander the Pretty Dumb.
Andy said that the next episode is when Jen gets hunted down by the FEDS. BUT THEN HE SAID, the episode after that may be the best episode of housewives OF ALL TIME! That’s a high bar but I can see it. I’m not as excited about the arrest but by all the shit talking that will come afterwards. And something tells me she will probably keep filming! LOL.
Yes, of course she will. These Narcissists are SO addicted to supply. Their need for control, power, and ultimately attention trumps EVERYTHING and everyone… Jen’s life if a testament to the disease. It’s sad but also rather gross. The cult is just one (rather) huge facet of her web of people she spews words at. Neither does she take noncompliance very well. First thing I did (last season) was google the sparkling water/overies statement… I didn’t find any corroboration. 🤓 It seems silly to me to take people to the mat on THAT?! Silly power struggle.
(I know you get all of this; I’m just try’s to join in and get the pre game (arrest) fun going 🙂😉
The carbonation thing causing hardening of the ovaries was HILARIOUS. But whatever you do, do not question Cult Leader Mary. She is God and no one questions God. ROFLMAO. She is mentally ill. And the walking definition of EVIL.
I agree completely. Mary is absolutely frightening. And is she living in her grandmother’s house? Just wondering because of the decor……
Confession! I’m reading your great recaps (thanks), but I am waiting until next week to binge watch. Been waiting for the heads up in your recaps when “the arrest” is on the horizon. So I will be comment-ready next week!
Me too. I recorded the last few episodes after sitting through Episodes 1+ 2 just so I could do a quick catch up view before Jens arrest episode but I don’t even think I need to actually watch them now. Thank God for TTs excellent recaps!
True TT’s recaps are fantastic and on point. I will be able to FF thru some scenes 😁😁. Now, bring on the comeuppance! 👮🏻♀️👮🏻♂️🚓🚨
**can’t believe no handcuff emoji!
Ok, 3 year old children are not creating business plans. Anyway, it is wonderful that Lisa’s oldest son picked a charity that will benefit from a business idea that he came up with.
Lisa is an asshole for trying script out this scene when she repeatedly said this was all her children creating a business and donating to charity. Why use your children’s special event to create drama for this show? Just, ewww.
I’m looking forward to both Mary & Jen crashing & burning. I’d love to hear the stories Cameron has to tell about Mary & her husband.
Apparently Cameron passed away in June.
Maybe Mary had Cameron killed before he gave the story.
OMG!! I am with Billie – Mary seems like the kind of person who would have her hands in it……
Am I the only one that can’t hear anything that Mary says? She is so bizarre. All she has is a ton of fancy clothes but no real relationships or human connection with anyone. Who would want that life?
I’m glad it’s not just me who can’t hear Mary when she speaks. I never understand a word she says.
Mary dresses horribly.
Ridiculously.
Tamara can you please confirm if it’s true that Mr Cameron which was on the show tonight died? It was on Twitter. I realize that Twitter is the sewage of humanity but sometimes they have legit information. I don’t subscribe to Twitter but I just browse. It has his photo ,unfortunately I’m not that technically savvy to transfer to this comment but I will try to get it to you if I can one way or another.
Anyway I don’t think these chicks like each other. Now another snake 🐍 is Whitney. I really liked her but what a piece of work. This is all abt jealousy & filthy gossip. Whitney’s Dad is an addict!! You don’t throw your parents away! Why would you leave him with the kids in the 1st place, she’s selfish. So he has feelings too? WOW, so you drag him on national TV? Girl I could care less what you did for him, he’s your Dad. Drop him at a rehabilitation center or shelter but not in the street. All you did was for the cameras and viewers in my opinion 🤔. That stinks, even your bro gave you the side eye 👀 😒! That’s really sad 😥! Well time for me to get some shut eye 👁 😔! Peace 🙏 P.S.NOT HAPPY TONITE THE BRAVES LOST! 😤 THEY’LL WIN ON TUESDAY! 👍
Sadly, it is true. He died in June. I haven’t seen a cause of death as of yet.
https://everloved.com/life-of/cameron-williams/obituary/
I can’t believe how many people gave so much money to that scholarship!!! I don’t even know that many people.
Clearly, he was a much beloved community figure. Also there were two ceremonies, one was I guess the actual funeral itself, and another was a huge celebration of life.
What I don’t get was he died about three months after filming the scene we saw in the last episode. He didn’t seem ill at all. And it is very odd that there is no cause of death available to the public.
Brilliance and success don’t stop many demons…
I went to a funeral for a young-ish person I didn’t know that well. I had thought it had to be an overdose because they were so weird about it. But it turned out they died of Covid and had refused to get vaccinated. Definitely a weird vibe.
I can’t believe this story that children developed these hair products. Why would children of that age have such an idea? Did they design the containers? Did they arrange to have it manufactured, distributed and sold? Cut the crap.
If Whitney’s father was out of rehab and ostensibly sober, I don’t think it was terrible that he be left with the children for a couple of hours. Whitney arranged for food and what would they do, watch tv? A shame that he wasn’t sober.
I wonder if any of Mary’s congregation will talk on camera about what has really been going on. And the wedding happened 24 yeas ago? After she divorced her husband to do marry grandpa and grab control of the church? I am sure he was flattered with her attention even though she claims she didn’t want to marry him.
I don’t really care about the rest of the episode. Stupid women doing silly stuff. Oh, and Brooks had to show up again? Making a smoothy for his mother who would never in her life drink such a thing? That’s their best idea?
Lisa is diabolical but my god it is so entertaining to see it all unfold. I hope that she doesn’t get discouraged by the feedback she will receive for her performance this season because I want to enjoy her scheming for many more seasons to come. She is kinda sullying Mary’s exposure, but hey better Lisa than no one. Also, the way she said “let’s lounge” cracked me up.
It’s sad to see Whitney’s dad struggle. She can handle it though. At least he appears to be doing well now.
Very excited for the trip to begin next week. Also very excited to see how Mary and Whitney fall out because they appear to be on extremely bad terms now.
Thanks TT for the recap and sending love to you and Banjo!
Ok there are criminals (Jen and prob Mary) and then are just truly awful people who are snakes…enter Lisa….she isn’t very subtle w her machinations either…. Stupid stupid lady…
Now that we see that it’s supposedly “Meredith’s trip” where Jen is nabbed just before, I hope it was her who tipped off the Feds to Jen’s location. A few month’s back when she was on WWHL and Andy asked her about that, she just smiled that “cat who got the canary smile” and didn’t answer. That would be epic payback for trashing her son and ensuring you don’t have to have a “vacation” with a stark raving lunatic (alleged thief).
OK so maybe Meredith tipped off Fed’s but you can literally google “where is xxx filming today” and usually find what you are looking for!!!
Hello TT hope all is well with you and Banjo 🤗.
🤔If Mary is evil than Lisa must be the devil 👿, she is one conniving bitch who isn’t anyone’s friend, and is out to destroy any chance the other woman might having any kind of relationships, here is a woman who feeds her family fast food for every meal(Except when invited to dinner).She seems to be a very insecure woman who is constantly trying to turn these women against each other so that she can be their only friend, and as for this “business “ her son’s are supposed to be doing 🙄I watched her son read what was written from his phone, no way those boys did this on their own.
Now I really just want to see if at the reunion Jen, Mary and Whitney call her out for all the underhanded stuff she does all season, because I think she’s the one who turned Jen in to feds not Meredith because she is the one who knows the most about jens business, that was made clear at first reunion, just like she set it up for Cameron to speak to Meredith about Mary, such a vile woman.
I finally figured out how to tell Meredith and Lisa apart. Meredith looks like she went to a plastic surgeon and the conversation went like this:
Meredith: I’m nearing 50 and I don’t want to look that old.
Doctor: I can turn back time about 10 years on your face but thereafter, you will look like it is painful to smile.
Meredith: But I won’t look old.
Doc: Correct!
Meredith: Let’s do it. And pump some silicon into the tatas while I’m out.
~APG~
The way to tell them apart is Lisa is the cunt with the obnoxious preschool “entrepreneurs” And Meredith is the nicer of the two with the gay kid trying to decide if he is gay.
This is not Rocket Science, APG! You’ll use any excuse to talk about boobs.
Isn’t a comment about his sexuality…supposed to be off limits? I’m sure I’ll be crucified for saying so, but whatever.
A) READ THE COMMENTING RULES.
B) HE LITERALLY SAID THIS ON THE SHOW ON MORE THAN ONE EPISODE.
While true, I need a way to distinguish between them when their progeny is not on screen. That’s where Meredith’s robot face comes in.
And while we’re talking about boobs, Meredith should really get a push-up bra. It appears that the outfit she wears in confessionals was designed to point one nipple toward the east and the other toward the west. Let’s accentuate the cleavage. Why is Andy not on this? The gays know about what makes good boobage.
~APG~
You will be thrilled to learn that my boobs but point in the same direction. And I haven’t worn a bra since the beginning of the pandemic.
THAT is an update.
LOL
Does this mean you will come and throw the rat away?
Oh Lord – I have only been half paying attention to this show, but have tried to separate Meredith and Lisa, and can’t. I can’t tell them apart unless they are in the same shot!!! It makes a lot of the drama confusing so maybe that’s why I can’t get into this show.