Let’s see what is going on this week with a 90 Day Fiance recap. This has been a very interesting season. And by interesting I mean, utterly ridiculous.
Corey & Evelin
Why Corey keeps trying so hard with Evelin is beyond me. He should be spending his energy on Jenny and just sign the divorce papers. Corey has finally moved in to his own place. He is having Evelin over for dinner. He makes hamburgers with a side of long-winded apologies. Evelin suggests they go see a therapist. I want to live on the beach in Ecuador! Off they go to the therapist and that is on the beach too! I love this place. Oh wow, last year when they were separated, Evelin was hit by a drunk driver. She called him and he stayed with Jenny rather than coming to take care of her. That’s huge. Corey admits that he messed up. All in all therapy may have made a tiny bit of progress in the right direction.
Alina & Steven
This is the most ridiculous couple ever. They are both dumber than a box of rocks. Alina’s mother is heading back to Russia. Steven is just so very weird. How can anyone be attracted to him. He acts like a three year old. He poor mom really doesn’t want to leave her daughter with this fool. Alina already regrets not leaving with her mother. Oh, these two are going to a Turkish bath house. These are the kinds of scenes I watch for. I’m thinking of visiting Turkey once Covid gets completely vanquished. Please get a vaccine if you don’t already have one. You are delaying my vacation plans! 🙂 Steven tries to apologize again for his transgressions. Alina wants Steven to delete his social media. He’s not really down with that. She says that is a dealbreaker.
He says he will delete his social media but he has not. Oh my, he is flirting with Masha on Instagram! He is so busted. Masha asked him if he is going to be in his town for winter. AND THE SOB SAID, “Why wait for winter? I am in Turkey now! Grab your swimsuit and come on over!!!” Alina really needs to cut his balls off before she dumps him. She tells Steven about Masha and HE is offended??? This guy!!! Alina says that he needs to delete his social media right now. He makes excuses.
Arilea & Biniyam
Did Ari just say she has been in the US for “a few weeks” but now she has to stay for another month??? Apparently, her doctor hasn’t even scheduled the surgery yet! Ari is pissed that Bini is going out and hanging with his friends. What is he supposed to do, stay home and cry? He’s terrified he’s never going to see his son again! Later, Bini talks with his friends. Ari has been gone for a month and Avi still has not gotten his surgery. That is suspect to me. With her parents medical connections and the fact that she has traveled from Ethiopia for the surgery, surely he could have been worked in by now.
Bini goes to a religious ceremony that celebrates when the cross that Jesus was crucified on was found. It’s fascinating. Then, there is a smaller celebration with families and friends. He also celebrated Ethiopian New Year with his friends at a club. Ari was pissed at him about that as well. His friends realize that Ari is a bitch. But, Bini is just terrified that Ari won’t come back with Avi.
Jenny & Sumit
If anything is going to get me out of my funk, it’s Jenny and Sumit. Jenny is beyond incompetent in the kitchen. This has to be an act, right? This cooking scene is hilarious. Jenny and Sumits mom have no idea what the other is saying. Sumit’s mom is saying things like she is useless. But Jenny seems to think they are getting along great. Later, over dinner, Sumit’s mom tells him basically that Jenny is useless in the kitchen and that she has no interest in cooking. Things take a hard left turn when Sumit’s mom suggests that Jenny is old enough to be his grandmother. She’s not by the way.
Wait WHAT? Sumit wants to live with Jenny AND his parents? This is news to Jenny. Jenny is not having it. Sumit’s parents get ready to go to bed and his mother talks about how angry Jenny is. Ya think? His mom thinks she was being so kind. I must have missed that part. His mother totally expects for Jenny and Sumit to live under her rule and preferably in her house. This episode may motivate me to wash some dishes. Jenny has no idea why Sumit wants to live with his parents. Jenny is pissed that Sumits parents can probably hear them arguing.
Armando & Kenny
While Armando takes the Hannah to the park, Kenny calls his kids. He’s very homesick. But the whole family is coming to the wedding. Kenny cries because one of his daughters is pregnant and he is going to miss it. Later, Kenny tells Armando how homesick he actually is. Armando is worried he is going to leave and cancel the wedding. Armando gets it. He cries and hopes that Kenny’s family doesn’t like him because he is there. They always work it out. But, Armando is just now learning how homesick Kenny really is. He doesn’t want Kenny’s family to resent him.
Next week: Ari tells Bini she is NOT coming back to Ethiopia! And Kenny and Armando argue over wedding plans. Also we check back in with Victor and Ellie as they try to salvage their property.